Chapter 34: Too Kind
"One Hundred Flirting Skills that Men Must Learn in Their Lives", this book has been on the bookshelf for so long, and Ling Hao is still the first time to turn it over.
I have to say that this book is even more magical than he imagined.
Originally, he thought that this was an unreliable book with no nutrition and only open his eyes and blindly blowing, but when he looked at it, he realized that it was not.
The title of the book has two words, and he is really a book that introduces the magic skills of flirting girls.
Kill with eyes, kill by touching your head, kill with a bang, pinch your face...... Who would have imagined that these are all skills, skills that can be used with the power of the True Yuan just like martial arts?
What's even more amazing is that Ling Hao also saw a trick in the book, "Teasing Yin Killing...... Oh my God, as soon as I see the girl I like, I go up to tease the yin, it's so spicy, and I don't know if I will be cut off as a thief.
According to the introduction in the book, these skills also have a very magical effect, after learning, the girl you like to perform, not only can quickly get the other party's heart, but also increase the other party's attachment to their own feelings, couples learn these skills, feelings will soar, and eventually go forever.
It sounds like a fart, if you really have to be so awesome, everyone has a copy of "One Hundred Flirting Skills that Men Must Learn in Their Lives", and after learning it, wouldn't everyone be able to become a flirting grandmaster?
Ling Hao didn't believe much in the miraculous effects introduced in the book, but ...... He still studied very seriously.
Maybe in the future, when you meet your true destiny, the fairy Yiyan, you can use it? Maybe when the time comes, the other party will take the initiative to give her a hug?
Unconsciously, his hand was raised, and he stroked the air, as if there was a girl for him to practice.
"Senior, you...... What are you doing?" Zhou Ziheng walked over with the "Divine Recipe of the Teacher's Dao" in his hand and looked at Ling Hao with a strange expression.
Seeing that there was an empty chair on the side, he sat down unceremoniously, and a faint warm current passed through the contact surface and slowly entered his body, making him involuntarily moan: "It's so comfortable!"
"Ahh
"Good girl, just learning to flirt with yin and kill won't be ......"
I can't help but doubt it, after all, he is so devoted, who knows whether it is air or people who are touching? Looking at Zhou Ziheng's expression, it is difficult not to make people doubt.
"If it was Zhou Ziheng who just picked up...... "Ling Hao didn't dare to think about it, it was too spicy, and he didn't know if there would be a problem with Zhou Ziheng's sexual orientation.
"I'm so handsome, if Zhou Ziheng likes me because of this, wouldn't I be miserable?" he couldn't help but think a little narcissistically.
"Senior, your chair is so amazing, when did you get extra one? The junior didn't seem to have it last time I came. Zhou Ziheng didn't notice the strange look on Ling Hao's face, and looked down at the jade chair under him, asking questions while marveling.
"It turned out to be the reason for the chair. Ling Hao secretly breathed a sigh of relief and replied, "These three sets of chairs were just added a few days ago, and you are the first person besides me to enjoy them. ”
"Oh, that's an honor. While Zhou Ziheng said this, he also secretly thought in his heart: "Seniors are seniors, and they can get such magical tables and chairs, when would the library of the college have such tables and chairs." ”
Ling Hao didn't know anything about Zhou Ziheng's thoughts, otherwise he would definitely cry and laugh, although these tables and chairs are magical, but it's as simple as choosing a place to add them, it doesn't need to be troublesome at all, and it doesn't need to be advanced cultivation, okay?
"By the way, senior, why are there only the two of us here today? When I usually came, I remember that there were quite a lot of people......" Zhou Ziheng asked while recalling.
"The roads around here are blocked, and many people may not be able to come. Ling Hao didn't understand what was going on at first, but now that two or three days have passed, he naturally won't continue to be kept in the dark.
"The road is blocked. Zhou Ziheng remembered the scene that happened before, and immediately became angry, "I'll just say, why should the city lord set up a barricade if he has nothing to do, it turned out to be to deal with you, senior." ”
"I guess so. Ling Hao nodded uncertainly.
"Then senior, why don't you fight back? With your means, even if it is a trivial matter to wash the entire Anyang City in blood, how can you still let them be presumptuous and indifferent?" Zhou Ziheng's face was full of puzzlement.
"Ahem...... When did I become so powerful?" Ling Hao was stunned for a moment, secretly scolded, and quickly replied: "If you want to repay your grievances with virtue, how can you wash them in blood because of a trivial matter? That is the practice of people in the Demon Dao, and it is not what I want!"
"Alas, if you want me to say, you are too kind senior, otherwise those miscellaneous things would not dare to bully you. Zhou Ziheng sighed for a while, this world is really good at being bullied!
"Am I so kind?" Ling Hao was a little crying and laughing, and he almost believed himself when he said this.
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Time flew by, and seeing that the opening hours of the Hidden Scripture Pavilion were about to end, Ling Hao took the initiative to remind Zhou Ziheng and Zuo Xinian to leave quickly.
Zhou Ziheng sat next to Ling Hao, naturally he heard it very clearly, he knew the rules, he hurriedly got up, put the "Master Dao Divine Formula" back on the shelf, and walked to Zuo Xinian's side, awakening Zuo Xinian, who was addicted to the "General Outline of Dao Instruments" and couldn't extricate himself.
Hearing the news that the Hidden Scripture Pavilion was going to close, Zuo Xinian was very surprised, "It's only been a long time, why is it going to be closed?"
"The opening hours are just a little bit every day, what can I do?" Ling Hao spread his hands, indicating that there was nothing he could do.
Zuo Xinian looked regretful, held the "General Outline of Dao Instruments" in his hand, and asked expectantly: "Dare to ask the seniors, can this "General Outline of Dao Instruments" be used by the younger generations to go back and read it?"
Yes, another person who mistook Ling Hao for a senior!
For this kind of thing, Ling Hao was even more helpless, and before he could say anything, the opening hours of the Hidden Scripture Pavilion had already been three hours, and the invisible squeezing force blasted Zuo Xinian and Zhou Ziheng out mercilessly.
With a bang, the door shut.
"Is the senior angry?" Zuo Xinian looked confused, thinking of the terrifying power just now, he really regarded Ling Hao as a senior master in his heart.
"Probably not. Zhou Ziheng shook his head slightly, "The senior is a very kind person, there is almost nothing that can make him angry, even the city lord's deliberate targeting, he didn't pay attention to it, not to mention that we didn't do anything at all." ”
"Xu Huan deliberately targeted his seniors?" Zuo Xinian was stunned for a moment.
"It's the soldiers we saw when we came. Zhou Ziheng talked a little about what he had learned, focusing on how Ling Hao responded.
"How can this be reasonable, even the seniors dare not take it to heart, this Xu Huan is too nonsense!" Zuo Xinian snorted coldly, holding grievances for Ling Hao, and even decided to do something in his heart.