I don't know what year, month, or where, in folklore, there is such a story......

There is a young man named Eryou, who is in his thirties, he is relatively short and fat, he always stares at a pair of big round eyes, the inside is clean, his big thick lips are always bulging, as if he always has a mouthful of buns in his mouth, and other appearance characteristics are not mentioned here. Because Eryou is so outstanding, he has always been proud of those beautiful girls, and he snorted at them when they saw him. A few years ago, Eryou made a major decision: that is, not to marry for life - I am angry with you beautiful little faces!

Eryou opened a small roadside bookstore by himself, there is a bookshelf in the store, a single bed and a small table, the shelves are all world famous books, the rest are some books such as psychological chicken soup, there are also some children's picture books, stickers, etc., and there are laptops on that small table. The bed was covered with a bunch, and there were no pillows, because he slept with books on his pillows.

There was a girl who often came to talk to Eryou, claiming that he was the big boss, and he called her the big ...... Big Apple face. One day, he said to the girl, "We are not from the same time...... and the girl giggled, and took him away, never to come again.

Eryou has a best friend named Zuzi, who is one meter and nine meters tall, and is the kind of person who looks at people from a high level, and also knows how to dare not bow his head under the low eaves. The zuki is just too thin, and he doesn't want to roll up his sleeves when he is anxious, but he often puts a sentence on his lips: "I see that the guy who just left wants to find a beating!"

Zuzi also opened a small shop, and he also sold books, all of which were read by students after class, and books such as science and technology, because he believed that mathematics, physics and chemistry were better since childhood, and he claimed to have a considerable "scientific and technological mind".

Futayu and Zushi were classmates from childhood until high school. The second oil is a few months older than the zushi. The two of them live in the same community, how many years have been inseparable, they have nothing to talk about, sometimes they can't talk well, they are in a hurry, but they don't go to their hearts.

Eryou and Zuzi didn't take the university entrance examination that year, not because they didn't get in, but because they both understood that they couldn't pass the exam, so why bother to "fall into Sun Mountain" a few times!

Zushi has already married and the child has just started elementary school. Ever since I had a child, the mantra on my lips has often been: busy, busy!

On this day, Eryou came to Zuzi's bookstore with a heavy heart: "Brother, people have misses, horses have leaky hooves, and if the gnats are not careful, there are times when the birds are trampled to death!"

"Heh, don't you say it's over...... What's the matter?"

"Brother heard from me, I have been insomnia for the past two days, and I want to talk to you. ”

"Talk...... What's the matter?"

"Let's go to the 'Chat Tavern' and have a chat?"

After thinking about it, Zuzi called his daughter-in-law on his mobile phone and asked her to come to the store, and he heard a fierce scolding sound from his mobile phone, but finally agreed.

Zuzi grimaced, waved his hand and beckoned Eryou to leave, and asked the person who set up the stall in front of the door to take care of the shop for him, saying that his daughter-in-law would be there in a while.

Eryou and Zuzi came to 'Chat Tavern', and the two of them knew the owner of the tavern very well, and Eryou told the boss that he had something important to discuss with Zushi, and the boss let them into a small room. The two asked for three dishes and one soup, and when they opened the bottle of liquor, they ate and drank and chatted.

"Brother, I was bored alone in the store the morning before yesterday, and I flipped through a small picture book, and saw that it was a story about an alien coming to the earth to find his roots, saying that his family bloodline originated from the earth, and finally, he found his bloodline family, and the family members also confirmed him, so everyone was happy, you said it was okay?"

When Zuzi heard this, he looked up, pulled his neck and raised his head and said, "Hey, brother, I'm thinking about it, it turns out to be such a thing!"

"What's wrong, isn't it?"

"What does this have to do with you, brother, we are all not too young, can we make the villain book toss like this?"

"You don't know, you don't know, brother, have you forgotten the incident when I was eight years old when I was planted from the fifth floor?"

"How can you forget? That day, our classmates played hide and seek after school, and in order to hide tightly, you ran up to a pile of wooden boxes on the fifth floor, and you stepped on the wooden boxes and looked down from the window to look at us. If you hadn't let the cable rope block it, and if you had it been lifted upwards by a strong wind, and then you had landed on a pile of fine sand that had just been sifted, you would have ...... What a blessing!

Eryou was silent, frowning and thinking deeply. Zuzi smiled, pinched the wine glass and touched it with Eryou, the two drank the wine, Zuzi while eating vegetables, waved his hand and said: "Brother, eat vegetables, eat vegetables, what age......!

"Aggressive! Brother, I'm not talking about playing! What kind of cables did you just mention, the wind and the sand, all of them be analyzed by the adults later, and they are not at the scene, have you seen them?"

Zuzi was stunned for a moment and asked, "Then what do you say?"

The second oil was full of wine, raised a glass in return to the toast, and with a "poof", the two of them touched their glasses again and went to drink.

"Brother, I have been holding this in my heart for thirty years, and I have never said it to anyone, I am afraid that people will laugh at it, who will believe it!"

Zuzi teased his eyes and waited for the next step of Eryou.

Eryou took a sip of soup, coughed dryly and said: "Brother, in fact, this is the case, when I just came out of the window, I suddenly saw a flash, a silver shining person flew in, holding me with both hands, I slowly floated down with him, he put me on the fine sand, saw that there was no one around, so he hurriedly said to me: Xiao Mingyou, I know your name is Eryou, don't be afraid, my name is Feiying, I am your legendary alien superman, we can not only fly, but also have a lot of skills." Eryou remember, when you grow up, you must go to the Wolong Cave in Zhongnan Mountain to find me, there is one of the bases where our aliens live on the earth, we have twenty people in that cave, I am the handsome head, you go to us, we must let you learn incredible skills, remember, goodbye!

He disappeared in a flash, and no one saw him. ”

When he heard this, he laughed, and hurriedly reached out to cover Eryou's forehead, let go of his hand, shook his head and smiled: "Brother, don't you have a fever?"

Eryou's round eyes glared: "Zu, I haven't lied to you all these years, am I the one who talks nonsense?"

Zushi is far away.

"Brother, how has our friendship been over the years?!"

"I didn't say it, over the years, my brother has been hit with a brick on the head, three punches in the face, a lame leg, and a broken hand ......"

"Yes, brother, you are not bad, because I was forced to hold my head in the river, so Xuan didn't choke to death, and I was pushed around by a few people at a time, and my bones almost fell apart, right!"

"yes!

"Good...... Brother, you believe me, I'm serious!"

Zuzi lowered his head, wanted to laugh again, but didn't dare to laugh, he raised his head and said with a serious face: "Brother, I still don't believe it, I wonder, was you so frightened that you hallucinated." ”

Eryou glared again and said: "Very sober, just like what just happened, it wasn't a hallucination then, and it's not now!"

Seeing that Eryou was stubborn, he knew that his brother was the one who had to find a pit by hitting his head against the south wall, so he didn't choke on it.

The two of them drank another glass of wine, and came up with a bold speech. Zuzi kept shaking his neck and said, "Brother, what do you say? Go find that alien superman called Flying Eagle?"

"That's it, is it a life-saving benefactor? What's more, people said that they would teach me skills, brother, two days ago I dreamed of that flying eagle benefactor, and he asked me to go to him immediately!

"Alas, you know that I am a wife and child, and I can't do without it!"

"Who let you go, do people know you? I just asked you to help me watch the store, I hired someone, and you collected some rent for me first. ”

"Heh, how long are you going?"

"Hard to say!"

“？？......”

“！！......”

(To be continued below)