Chapter 42: War Correspondents
Light Luo small fan white orchid, slender waist jade belt dancing veil.
Under the fairy bridge only a few miles away from the Pizza Hut Inn, several flower boats leaned against the shore and swayed leisurely, and a delicate small round table was fixed on the boat, and a few pots of flower wine were placed on the table, and the swinger in white clothes and snow sat at the round table, drinking flower wine, singing to the moon and chanting poems.
Next to it, a beautiful woman wearing a gauze skirt and wrapped in a jade belt is dancing leisurely, and another qin girl is caressing the suqin in the cabin, and the sound of the piano floats out of the cabin like fairy music, gently echoing on the river.
......
“Boom!”
The above content is purely fictitious and any similarities are purely coincidental.
Rowan walked a full five miles along the riverbank and finally found the legendary flower boat, but his beautiful fantasy of the flower boat was soon extinguished by the cruel reality!
There is indeed a bridge on the river, and there is a boat under the bridge, and there is a young lady on board, but it's a pity that ...... It's not pretty!
And, it's noisy!
The miscellaneous piano sounds, the shouting of drunken customers, and the scolding and foul language mixed in it made the vicinity of this flower boat even more noisy than the downtown area.
There is no glamorous music, no pretty young ladies, only lewd guests going up and down the side of the boat.
The pink little bald head stood only five or six meters away from the flower boat and was stunned, and the entire fairy bridge turned into a scene like a group of demons dancing in his eyes, and a stiff smile tugged at the corner of his mouth, and he turned around like a robot.
One, two, three, step by step!
Fake, fake, all fake!
All I saw was an illusion, and when I woke up, there was nothing left!
"The red and pink skull and the green gauze tent, all living beings are vain, and all the laws are empty, so they should be viewed as such. ”
The little bald head walked all the way along the riverbank, getting farther and farther away from the fairy bridge flower boat.
"Eh, master, why are you here? I just have something to understand, can you ask a question or two?"
A voice came from not far away.
Luo Wen glanced at it, it was the great monk who quit the murderer, so he walked faster!
"Amitabha, I'm a monk, I'm not a monk, I'm a monk, I'm not a monk......"
......
When I returned to the inn, I slept on the bed and didn't say anything all night.
The next morning, Rowan woke up in the guest room, in good spirits, and at the same time discovered the benefit of a doppelganger - as long as the body with the main consciousness is asleep, the other body with only a small part of the consciousness can not sleep at all!
Last night, his body stayed all night under the sacred tree, and he was not sleepy at all!
After a brief wash, Rowan threw the faceless face that was reversed day and night and the biological clock was completely messed up on Ming Xiong's back, then went out and turned right and knocked on the door of 204 next door.
Zheng Jian got up early and was hurrying to review.
He wants to take the education subject, and his target is a teacher in the juvenile school, so what he is reviewing now is some literary sentences, poems and songs.
Those things are very similar to the poems and songs on the earth, but because of the different words, Rowan has always looked awkward.
Similarly, because Luo Wen taught Zheng Jian simplified Chinese, Zheng Jian occasionally got mixed up when writing the words of this world, which has become his biggest problem in recent days.
"After breakfast later, let's go to the university (adult school) to see, if you want to take the exam, you always have to register and confirm the address, right?"
When Rowan took Zheng Jian out, Faceless and Ming Xiong also got up, so the four of them went downstairs together, had a hearty breakfast at the inn, said hello to Li Delai, the fat boss in front of the counter, and went out.
Long before going out, Rowan found that there were many more people on the bank of the mother river, and a banner was also put up on the mother river, with the words "floating board competition" written on it.
The float board competition is a large-scale event with multiple participants, and those who want to participate only need to pay a small registration fee at the relevant department two days in advance, and then they can receive a registration form.
Participants will then be able to exchange the registration form for a numbered ticket at the start of the race by presenting their registration form this morning.
Once you have the number plate, you can compete in the race, the rules are simple, as long as you start from the west end of Lingxi Town, sprint all the way to the east end of the end, and you can't use any means to attack the contestants directly during the race, but there are no restrictions on other means.
In the end, whoever reaches the finish line first will be the winner!
I have to say that this is really a very rough competition, and participating in this kind of competition requires not only the spirit of the game, but also the courage to not be afraid of sacrifice......
Luo Wen rode out of the inn on Ming Xiong, looked at the starting point on the mother river from a distance, and found that the mad knife Song San and the evergreen monk he had seen yesterday were also among them!
No, not only them, but even Daoist Yang and Monk Jin also participated!
"But speaking of which, the rewards of this tournament are really attractive. Although the competition is very stressful, once you win, you will get a special float made by the best masonry master in Lingxi Town! You can break free from gravity and soar high in the sky for nine days! If it weren't for the fact that this registration time has passed, maybe I will also give it a try. Well, when I'm at the town's university, I'm going to buy a regular float board to play with!"
But I can't participate in the competition, so it's good to see the excitement.
Under Luo Wen's instructions, Ming Xiong slowly moved forward, keeping the distance from the river bank within five or six meters, and then he sat down sideways, watching the mother river with Faceless, waiting for the game.
"Boom!"
When the starter struck a giant gong, all the contestants gathered at the starting point slammed into the pontoons under their feet, but few of them were able to hit the road smoothly.
It's just that although the river is ten meters wide, there are hundreds of contestants gathered at the starting point, and they are crowded together, densely packed.
When the gong at the beginning of the game suddenly sounded, most of the people wanted to go to the front and start first, so a tragic "fight" that started at the starting point began!
"Get out of the way!"
When the scene reached a stalemate, a loud shout suddenly sounded in the crowd, and then a huge sword qi broke through the crowd and smashed a huge wave on the surface of the river!
This sword qi was extremely subtle, and it was released in the crowd, but it didn't hurt anyone.
Just when everyone was frightened, a man in white with a long knife on his back suddenly came out, and the floating board under his feet was in the shape of a batfish, and it was specially coated with waterproof paint, like a live batfish!
Luo Wen looked at the sword from afar, and guessed that it must be the mad knife Song Sanfa!
And after the crazy knife Song San, more and more people broke free from the "fight" at the starting point and embarked on the road of breaking the waves!
There are many obstacles set up on the surface of the mother river, but the existence of those obstacles is more to create the effect of the show, and the biggest problem of the whole competition is actually the schedule!
The track from the west gate to the east gate of Lingxi Town is very long, very long, and this is actually a water marathon that tests durability and endurance!
When more and more contestants overtook him, Rowan patted Ming Xiong's back and motioned for him to run.