Chapter 306: Passerby Clan, Passerby Three Monsters
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"If he doesn't speak, there is a reason why he doesn't speak!"
After the white-haired dwarf passerby A pondered for a while, he couldn't answer, stammered some excuses, and then said a serious way. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"This benevolent brother, what is the reason for not speaking?
The fat man asked passerby B while chewing on the wild beef, and his mouth was full of oil.
"Because..... Because ah, because he's sleepy!"
"That, you can't see it, the Void people have always slept with their eyes closed!"
"Oh, I said, can you bear children see the situation clearly and ask again?"
"A strong person of my level is a person who can speak easily?!"
"Besides, the cultivation methods of the powerhouses on the Rose Continent are so strange that they can't be explained to you people!
The white-haired dwarf passerby A stroked his mustache, pretending that I am the strong, you are the weak, and you don't understand the strong world, so he jumped up half a meter from the ground and said a little arrogantly.
"Cut ....."
"Then tell me more, why are all the Buddhas bald, and how can this empty old monk have long hair?"
After listening to it for a long time, dressed like a beggar and without a few catties of meat on his body, the super thin passer-by C asked again.
The white-haired dwarf passer-by A is arrogant, but the thin passer-by C is asking endlessly.
Passerby A frowned, looked the thin passerby C up and down carefully, saw the soles of his feet from his hair, and suddenly burst into a foul mouth, and said angrily: "Damn, are you two or stupid, I can't see that people's brows are white, and people have gray hair just to match!"
"White hair and white eyebrows are the same, do you understand?"
"People are empty, but the Supreme Elder of the Buddha Sect can drop like this?" said the dwarf passer-by, pointing to his unkempt white hair.
"Hmph, these days, you don't have the consciousness of nodding, do you dare to come out and mix?"
"Boy, I think you need to go back to the sect to retreat and rebuild!" Passerby A's expression changed, as if he was a little disdainful of the thin passerby C, who didn't have a few pounds of meat on his body, and said seriously and worriedly.
"Oh my time, you...... Passerby A, you are too much! You look down on the master so much!"
"MD, look at the claws, the first style of the milk dragon claw hand: the dragon probes the milk, I scratch and scratch!"
The thin passer-by C was looked down upon by the short passer-by A in front of so many people, and he was immediately very angry, and then roared his combat skills.
As soon as he heard that the thin passer-by C was going to make a move, the white-haired short passer-by A felt a little weak in his heart, "Ahem, young man, you are still young, how can you be so impetuous and angry!"
"Look at it, my hair is gray, it's an old man! Treat the elderly, you have to respect, respect the elders, do you understand?" The white-haired short old man blushed slightly, and he was educating the thin man.
"Respect?
"Rub, I respect your uncle!"
"Less verbose, look at the claws!" the thin man rejected, his figure was like lightning, and he flashed to the white-haired dwarf in an instant.
"I said, I said..... What's the matter with you, kid?"
"Do you know how to do things? Don't you understand that respecting the old and loving the young is a traditional virtue?"
The white-haired dwarf stammered a little, but the thin man who attacked didn't seem to hear it, and instantly launched an attack.
"It hurts! Oops, oops, passerby C, don't do it!"
"Don't ..... I'll rub you uncle!"
"Ahhh!.....h
"Smack!", a big slap in the face.
"Ahhh
"Oh, don't scratch my chest if you don't hit your face!"
"Oh, I'll rub it, I'm so itchy when you scratch me....."
"Oh mom, it hurts, oops, it's itchy......" The white-haired short passerby A screamed miserably as he ran.
However, this passer-by shouted pain for a while and an itch for a while, I don't know if he was beaten or enjoyed.
Subsequently, passer-by A kept scolding and ran farther and farther away from passer-by C, and slowly ran out of everyone's sight.
After the two disappeared, among the people, I don't know which one of the fateful people said evilly: "Alas, these two, I guess I don't know where to go to the field!"
What? field ...... Two big men?
Thinking of this, everyone instantly got goosebumps...... Section*, shattered to the ground!
"What? They want to fight in the field?"
The word field reached the ears of the fat man who ate wild beef, and the fat man was obviously stunned.
"Damn, how can they not take my passer-by with them in the field?"
The fat man who reacted, passerby B, looked at the two people who were chasing and fleeing, and roared with his natal energy: "Passerby A, passerby C, if you two don't take me with you in the field, I will go back to the passerby family to tell you two about the foundation!"
This threat resounded hundreds of meters around, and in an instant, everyone's eyes quickly pulled back from the white-haired short passerby A and the thin passerby C, and they all stared at the fat man with sweat.
At this moment, everyone was muttering in their hearts: "Damn, who is this fat man?"
"Uh-huh, the fat man just called those two..... Passerby A, Passerby C?"
Could it be that those two are the two monsters of the "Three Monsters of Passers-by" of the passerby family?"
"And this fat man, ..... again?"
Just when everyone was guessing the identity of the fat man's fate, they suddenly heard a fatal man ask the fat man.
"Xiaosheng watched your Excellency for a long time, and noticed that your Excellency is a talent, Er Tiange is full, the earth is round, and the whole person is extraordinary, Xiaosheng wants to make friends with you, I don't know what your name is?"
The questioning man said a lot of beautiful words, as if he was probing the tone of the fat man's life.
The fat man was not ambiguous, "Oh, in the family of the passer-by, passer-by B is also!" The fat man wiped the oil on his mouth, threw away the wild leg in his hand and said a little funny.
Then, the fat man raised his eyes and looked at the white-haired short passerby A and the thin passerby C who had run away, frowned, and continued to say to the man: "This brother, I have made a note of your appearance, I will go back and make love to you, I am now anxious to get into my eldest brother and third brother, go first!"
After that, the fat body of the fat passerby B twisted, and disappeared in a gust of wind.
And the fateful person who just spoke was completely stunned, his expression was sluggish, and he thought sadly in his heart: "Damn, didn't you look at the yellow calendar when you went out today?"
Lao Tzu actually met the "three monsters of passers-by", and was remembered by passer-by B, this ...... How will this old man live in the future!"
Remembering that passer-by B remembered him and wanted to come back to him to make love, this deceased even had suicidal thoughts......
"Run, this person has been taken by the "three monsters of passers-by"!
"Alas, there is another good young man who has been ruined by the "three strange passers-by"!" Then, the people who looked at the man were speechless for a while.
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The following small comedy has no effect on the peak of the royal battle.
After the Great Elder of the Buddha Sect emptily ordered the dream to shoot down, his whole person returned to his original state and no longer spoke.
The people on the ground looked at him as if he was asleep, sitting on the golden lotus platform, the lotus platform seven leaves spread, and the Buddha Qi shined in the sky with the Buddha's light.