(Continued from above)

After telling the story of the murder case, he heard the applause and cheers of the naked star in the headphones, and the Zuzi was so happy that he shook his head and said to the computer microphone: "Host, Miss Yu Yingying, how did I speak?"

The host Yu Yingying jumped into the picture and said: "Yes, Mr. Zuzi, you not only speak very vividly, but also the synchronous image flow painting is also very smooth and clear. ”

"Okay......"

The Naked Star people cheered in unison.

Hi Woo was very surprised, and thought to himself: Aliens can actually understand the daily affairs of our earthlings, and can communicate with me smoothly.

Yu Yingying immediately said: "Mr. Zuzi doesn't need to be suspicious, you must know that life in the universe has the same origin, all life and all things have the same origin and one heart, and the Pure Star people are better at understanding, plus our synchronous translation is very appropriate, so there is no obstacle to communication between us." ”

At this moment, the wonderful pen Shenghua Wensheng suddenly appeared in the video window, he danced excitedly, raised his thumb to the tome and exclaimed: "Heh! Brother Zuzi, I didn't expect you to speak so well! I have a metaphor, just like a person who stutters, usually does not speak smoothly, but as soon as he sings on stage, it is very beautiful and touching, and he is a blockbuster! Okay! The host, Miss Yu Yingying, because Brother Zuzi is on the rise, so I propose to let him come for another time, okay?"

Listening to the applause from the red star, Yu Yingying giggled, and motioned for the Zuzi to tell another story.

"Really?" Zuzi was overjoyed, and hurriedly looked at his daughter-in-law Tingting Yuli who was sitting on the side: "What am I doing?!"

Tingting Yuli poked her finger on the forehead of the Zuzi: "What is beautiful, I don't know what my surname is! Others don't understand you, I still don't understand, if you don't know how to make up stories, who will make them up? You don't make up nonsense in front of me, you are making it up all the time, in order to make me believe in you, you still make it up so vividly! I know it in my heart, Brother Eryou knows you better, so let you join the Yumu Three Realms Story Club, understand!

When Zuzi heard this, he avoided the computer and shrank his neck and stuck out his tongue, smiled at his daughter-in-law, lowered the table and secretly stretched out his thumb, and he whispered: "My aunt, you be quiet, aliens can understand anything, you can't let them see the jokes of our earthlings, hehe." ”

Tingting Yuli said: "Speak to others, your Junqi sister is waiting for you to speak!"

Zuzi glared: "What do you say, people are aliens." ”

Zuzi was about to speak into the microphone, but Tingting Yuli patted him on the arm and said, "Fool, slow down, eat this pear first and clear your throat." ”

The dug smiled, grabbed the pear and took two bites, and then returned it to Tingting Yuli and said, "Thank you, madam." ”

Zuzi cleared his throat and began to speak: "Teachers of Chizixing, the host Miss Yu Yingying, I will tell you another story at your request, and the name of this story is (Big Slap)."

In other words, in a community, there is a young man, people are used to calling him stupid pillar, why call him stupid pillar, he is indeed a little stupid, because he had an illness when he was young, because he took too much medicine, which stimulated the brain nerves, so from then on, the brain reflected a little, and the brain reflected relatively slowly, but he just reflected slowly, but he was not really stupid.

If the teacher once had an IQ question in class, and wanted to test which one had a higher IQ, and said that it was a child's grandfather's aunt's brother's sister-in-law's classmates' neighbors: Please choose the answer, one, what is the relationship between them, two, what kind of cabbage and cabbage belong to?

The classmates scratched their heads and frowned when they heard this, some answered that they were relatives and friends, some answered that they were in the same kind of relationship, and some answered indiscriminately.

The pillar didn't even read the title, and he couldn't understand it anyway. He held his cheeks and looked out of the window indifferently, and there were two birds chirping in the trees outside the window, chatting happily.

At this moment, he only heard the teacher call out to him: "Pillar student stand up, may I ask what is the answer to your choice?"

When the students saw that the teacher asked Silly Zhuzi to answer this question, they immediately burst into laughter.

Of course, the pillar was nervous, and hurriedly said, "No...... I don't know. ”

The students burst into laughter again.

However, the teacher announced loudly with a serious face: The pillar has been correct!

The classmates were all stunned, obviously crossed by the supernatural, and one of the classmates was dumbfounded and shouted at the pillar: "Great wisdom is foolish!"

Because of his slow brain, the pillar has suffered since he was a child, and his classmates and friends often use him to play tricks and coax him, and when he understands, he will go to find someone to settle the account, and people will not recognize it, so the pillar often suffers, so he has to swallow his anger and give up.

Zhuzi's uncle was very distressed and angry when he saw this situation.

Zhuzi's uncle Xingwu was born and won the sanda championship in the city ring competition, and he taught Zhuzi a trick according to the situation of the pillar: open the bow with the left and right hands and slap the tree. Of course, the pillar listened to his uncle's words, and from then on he talked to a big locust tree every day, and he took the time to go to the big locust tree in front of the door. At that time, Zhuzi's family lived in a flat courtyard and was a single family.

The old locust tree in front of the door has been planted for decades, and one person can't hold it, tall and straight, with lush branches.

The pillar opens the bow left and right every day, snapping and slapping, and when he has time, he stands under the tree and slaps him vigorously, his brain is stubborn, he doesn't think much, and his body is strong, he keeps doing everything.

The pillar tree is addicted, and it is itchy and uncomfortable if you don't slap it enough tens of thousands of times a day, and it never stops every day.

More than two years later, the pillar could make the tree rattle with a slap, and then look at the two slaps of the pillar are extraordinarily thick, with green muscles and full of calluses.

Seeing this, the pillar's parents couldn't help but feel relieved. Zhuzi's father called his younger brother and said to him: "Uncle, I'm a little worried about what kind of practice the pillar has done, our pillar only has one tendon in his brain, if anyone provokes him one day and commits a crime in his hands, he will go up and slap someone, boom! I think that person must be planted on the ground, and at least he will have a concussion and go to the hospital, and the consequences will be unimaginable......

"Brother, you're too worried, it's okay, you don't know, who dares to bully our pillar now, I'm afraid to hide from him!"

"I'm afraid that others will take advantage of him. ”

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll educate him, just explain it to him, don't worry, our pillar is not stupid here. Uncle Zhu pointed to his own head and said.

When Zhuzi's father saw his younger brother say this, he thought the same, so he said, "Okay, you can educate him more." ”

The uncle of the pillar nodded in agreement, and sure enough, he educated the pillar, and the pillar was clearly remembered one by one.

After graduating from junior high school, Zhuzi has been working in the fitness gym opened by his uncle, doing some heavy work, sparing no effort, and doing it for ten years, of course his uncle treats him very well, everything goes well.

After getting off work in the evening of this day, Zhuzi was riding his battery car and was walking along the north bank of the Chunjiang River, when suddenly, a sedan braked on the road urgently, and immediately stepped out of the cab of the car, a young and beautiful woman stepped out, and the woman shouted loudly while running: "The bandits and hooligans have robbed!"

As the saying goes, no coincidence is not a book, the sedan stopped suddenly, and sideways on the side of the road, is blocking the pillar battery car to go, the pillar brakes slowly, and so on to brake the battery car, the front wheel of the battery car is on the door of the car, and said such a strong force, at this moment, the door opened, a man was in a hurry to step out of the car, because the front wheel of the pillar battery car topped, sigh yo yo is squeezing the man's right calf, heh! The man howled and pushed open the door angrily, leaned and got out of the car, and actually held a bright big knife in his hand, the chute was slow to respond, and when he understood, he stepped out of the battery car again, and the man's knife was already on his neck, and the man screamed: "Look for death!"

How could the pillar not understand what was going on with the knife frame and neck, and knew that he had encountered a murderous incident, thanks to the fact that he had endured countless times since he was a child, and had a certain psychological basis for forbearance, so he held his neck and did not move, staring at that person to see what he was going to do!

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(To be continued below)