Chapter 2 Make a Deal (Ask for Collection)
After Chen Tian returned to the classroom, the class bell had already ringed, and the seats had not yet been distributed on the first day, and everyone was randomly finding a place to sit temporarily, and the slap marks on Chen Tian's face had not completely faded.
But if you don't look carefully, you can't see it, he went directly to the last row and sat down in a no-man's seat, took a deep breath, relieved his mentality, from the beating on the shoulder to the demon appeared in his head, the amount of information on this day is really too much, he can't bear it, he needs to calm down his nervous mood!
At this time, the class was basically full, and many people had already seen the scene of Chen Tian being beaten, but no one said anything, and they were not very familiar with each other when they first came to high school, and it was not easy to talk about other people's gossip.
Chen Tian sat in the last row and concentrated on communicating with the demon in his brain, "Little devil, can you tell me why you appeared now?"
"Hehe, of course, we demons have always been talkative. In fact, I have been parasitic on you since you were born, our demon race can not survive in the human world, can only parasitize on the human body, relying on the growth of human nutrients to survive, originally I am still a little short of awakening, but you are ready to play with your current strength, I am afraid that I will not be able to enter other people's classrooms with a knife and be thrown out of pig's head! The demon said faintly.
"Parasite, could it be that my life will be so unlucky because of you?" Chen Tian was furious, no matter how hard he tried, the bad luck that he couldn't escape found the right master, how could he not be angry!
"Don't be angry, this is a natural demonic parasitic person who has a demonic aura and is rejected by this world, so naturally there will be trouble, now that I wake up, I'm afraid it will be even stronger, you have to be mentally prepared!"
Chen Tian couldn't help but be angry, but there was no way that no one could see him!
"Then what can your appearance bring me, only endless trouble? Then what is the point of living in this life?"
"No, no, no, since we demons want to parasitize on you and get enough energy to return to the demon realm, we naturally want to make a deal with you, and we will each take what we need!"
Chen Tian asked, "What should I do and what is the benefit?"
"Hehe, it's very simple, you just have a nuclear power plant to provide me with energy, and I'll give you a huge deal on trading with the demon," the demon's bewitching voice was transmitted to Chen Tian's brain.
Chen Tian felt that the sky was falling, what should I use to buy a nuclear power plant? Such a nonsense request? Why don't you say that landing on the moon, God knows how much money is needed for a nuclear power plant? How can it be privately owned, and it is better to wait for death in this life.
"Hehe, we demons have time, we can't complete your reincarnation in one lifetime, I can find you again in the next life, it's nothing more than one more time" Despair! Chen Tian felt that he must have been a flower thief in his previous life, or the kind of person who lost his conscience and stole people's hearts, otherwise how could this life be so miserable, and he would be followed in his life if he couldn't finish his life!
"Hehe, but you don't have to worry, I also know how to let the horses run and let the horses graze. You can trade with me at an extremely good price!"
"Trading?
"Simple, you exchange a part of your body for what you want, it can be everything in this world, as long as you produce something, even if you want to rule the world, just give me all your lifespan to let you rule the world for a day. ”
"and rule the world and die in one day, this business is not cost-effective at all"
"Hehe, doing business with our demons, it must be me who earns, after all, it is the seller's market pricing power that I have, but because you want to work for me, I will naturally give you the biggest discount, hehe, think about what you can exchange with me, what do you want, if you don't get enough things to get, I will calculate and distribute a certain percentage, for example, if you use a kidney for stealth skills, this price is not enough, I will give you a castrated version of stealth, such as time limit or anti-stealth methods, so if you want to get anything, you want to tell me directlyAnything goes."
"So there's no redemption list?"
"What kind of Rausch subsystem do you think I will prepare a list for you, if you are afraid that you will not be able to see the list again, I can change everything in the world with you, everything you think can be changed, everything in this world is the same for the devil! Okay, think for yourself, I'll rest for a while and give me the answer at night!"
After saying that, you can no longer hear the voice of the demon, everything in the world can be exchanged, but you have to take out the corresponding equivalent, that is to say, your body is very valuable to the demon, and for the demon, whether it is superpower or money, it is worthless, as long as you give him a part of your body, you can get what you want, as for how much you can get, it depends on how much your things are worth in his eyes!
Chen Tian probably understood the meaning of this demon exchange, but what can he trade on his body, a part of his body, that is, his own body, even if he gives him something he doesn't need, he may be able to exchange it, as for how much it costs in the eyes of the devil, it is a matter of the devil, thinking of this, Chen Tian began to think, what do he don't need? No, without a kidney, a man's ability can't be exerted, what's the point of living? It seems that there are tonsils, check online to see if these things are gone, whether they are harmless to the body, and when the time comes, consider using them for something, special functions or gold and silver jewelry?
For example, if you change Bruce Lee's kung fu, it's not a matter of one foot to deal with Zhou Meng? As for the two-dimensional super ability and immortal cultivation ability, you don't have to think about it, and even stealth is not enough to change a kidney, and if you want to change these skills, I'm afraid that this one hundred and fifty catties of meat will not be enough!
Meat, right meat, Chen Tian suddenly brightened, my body of fat, in order to avoid the bad luck of being haunted, Chen Tian can only be an otaku to avoid all sports, in order to ensure his own safety, the third grade of primary school climbed the tree for the first time and fell from the tree, lying on the bed for more than a month.
Since then, Chen Tian has lived a life of otaku who does not go out of the door, and in just a few years, he has unconsciously weighed one hundred and fifty pounds, stepping into the slightly fat world, with a height of one meter and seven and a weight of seventy-five kilograms, which is also considered a strong man, but in the face of the hard-trained body of the sophomore sports student, it is not enough to see it at all, so the body fat can also be exchanged for it?
This is perfect, it is naturally best to exchange the meat you least need for skills or money, Chen Tian couldn't help but laugh when he thought of this!
"What are you laughing at, this classmate?" Wang Hengzhi, the math teacher on the stage, was very unhappy, as an excellent teacher, he was once again assigned the task of teaching parallel classes, with the acceptance rate of Chengnan No. 1 Middle School.
It is rare for two books in an ordinary class to be admitted to teach this group of students, which is undoubtedly a huge waste of his talent, so as soon as he sees this group of future "no learning and no skills" angry, he will not fight anywhere, and there is no strong desire for knowledge and interest in learning in his eyes during class time, and it can be asserted from the classroom performance that this class is wasted again
Chen Tian was taken aback, Chen Tian, who was moved by his wit, was too carried away, thought about it, and said, "Teacher, I'm thinking about a problem. ”
Wang Hengzhi was interested, and took a look at this kid, who was not good-looking, slightly fat, dark-skinned, and stupid with clear eyes, and said that he was thinking about a problem, what problems can the students in this class think about?
"Okay, tell me, what are you thinking?" Wang Hengzhi helped his gold-edged eyes and asked with interest, Chen Tian's eyes rolled, didn't he know what to exchange, why don't you ask the teacher what he thinks, is it better to have money or skills?
I thought of a popular question on the Internet, and answered: "Teacher, if you are given 700 points in the college entrance examination, you can only choose 7 million yuan, what will you choose?"
Wang Hengzhi is interested, anyway, these students are not looking down at their mobile phones and turning their heads to develop friendship with their new acquaintances at the same table, it is better to talk about this topic and maybe it can arouse their interest, so Lao Wang picked up the chalk and wrote two sets of words on the blackboard, seven hundred points, seven million!
"Okay, classmates, seeing that everyone is not interested in learning, why don't we spend five minutes talking about this topic, if you are given 7 million and 700 points in the college entrance examination, which one do you choose?"
Teacher Wang's words blew up in the classroom, such an interesting question is much more interesting than mathematical formulas, and immediately discussed it with the same table, and the classroom was immediately full of people, Chen Tian didn't expect that his words were actually taken out for discussion, but it's okay to brainstorm to better judge his choice.
In the past, my choice was almost always wrong, the topic that I didn't know must be wrong, and the two roads I didn't know would definitely choose the one far from the goal, this is Chen Tian, the man who was brought to bad luck by the devil!
"Quiet! Everyone has already discussed briefly, we don't have much time, I ask questions, everyone raises their hands to answer!" Lao Wang patted the table and shouted, and the classroom was immediately silent, quietly waiting for the teacher's question!