Bai Ze has an even more headache, this little girl is only thirteen or fourteen years old, and she is a proper child labor in modern times.

But looking at the furnishings in this room, the little girl's clothes make it clear that it is a feudal era without the support of the police uncle.

As an Internet youth in the 21st century, I have never eaten pork or seen a pig go.

Bai Ze's mind turned, and he turned out countless bad tricks in film and television dramas from his mind, and polished them in his heart.

I saw Bai Ze folded his hands and his face was extremely solemn, although the red and swollen bag on his forehead, his immature face reduced his persuasiveness by two points.

But the appearance is not enough, the words come together, and I still don't believe that I can't fool a little girl who has never seen the world:

"Amitabha, the poor monk studied the true meaning of my Buddha in a big dream last night, and he didn't feel the empowerment, but he saw through the five hundred years before and after. ”

It's just that the poor monk's magic power is still shallow, and he is immersed in it and forgets all kinds of red dust in this world, and hopes that the female benefactor will not hesitate to inform the poor monk. ”

The little maid blinked her teardrop-stuck eyelids in confusion, carefully put down the hand that was not in her mouth, and asked tentatively:

"Great monk, do you have amnesia?"

Bai Ze scolded his mother in his heart, isn't this ancient?

Lao Tzu chewed the words and arranged them for a long time, and poured out all the ink in his stomach to watch the Water Margin of the Three Kingdoms and even Journey to the West, and only then did he arrange a few half-pennied words, and as a result, you, an ancient indigenous girl, directly popped out a "amnesia" for me!

Although his heart was very exciting, Bai Ze still had kindness and solemnity on his face, and said gently:

Just as the benefactor thought, the poor monk temporarily forgot all about this world. ”

"It's over, the great monk made me stupid. If my lord's illness is not cured, he will definitely kill me!"

Hearing this, the little girl grinned, her eyes closed, and her two little hands were about to reach her eyes.

Bai Ze didn't understand this picture when he saw it, and shouted in advance:

"Shut up!

The little maid opened her eyes in surprise.

What caught his eye was a little monk with a big bag bulging on his forehead, but his face was warm, and his eyes were full of encouragement and gentleness.

Bai Ze encouraged in a warm tone:

"The poor monk has no intention of complaining about the female benefactor, but the female benefactor mainly wants to escape punishment, and please tell the poor monk everything you know, such as what is your master's name? Where is this, and what are the symptoms of your master's strange illness? Only by knowing this, can the poor monk help you hide the stupid things that make the guests stupid, so that you can avoid punishment. ”

The little maid wrinkled her little face aggrievedly, and asked in a sobbing voice:

"I've heard that monks can't lie, and besides, you didn't call yourself a 'poor monk' yesterday......?

Bai Ze gritted his teeth and said in a low voice:

The poor monk is a bodhisattva with a good heart and a willing heart, and he doesn't want you to be punished and die at a young age, so he is willing to break the vows to help you hide it. If you don't want to be beaten to death by your master's family, please tell the poor monk what he wants to know, and stop talking nonsense!"

The little maid looked at the hideous expression of the little monk in front of her, shuddered, and didn't dare to ask questions, so she told the story completely with a wrinkled face.

......

For a long time, Bai Ze followed the little maid's fart and went to see the owner of this room, Liu Dahu. As he walked, he extracted useful information from the nonsense of the little maid for half an hour.

This is Ludi Changshan, her master's surname is Liu, she is a big local family, and her family is land and rich.

There are more than 300 acres of good fertile land just near the boundary of the city, but this Liu family only grows half of the land every year, for no other reason, that is, he is rich and capricious!

This Liu Dahu is as fat as a pig, and he is addicted to alcohol, so he can skip a meal and eat meat, but he can't do without wine!

I drank an urn of wine alone for each meal, and at the end of the day, I could drink one stone, that is, more than 60 kilograms of wine.

What's more, this guy doesn't get drunk after drinking so much alcohol in a day! It's just a flush of excitement on his fat face, and he goes to the toilet a few more times.

Bai Ze was also secretly speechless, he had heard of rice buckets since he was a child, but it was the first time he had heard of wine barrels other than the fat man in League of Legends.

More than 60 kilograms of wine a day, even if it is not converted into water, a tall horse will drink these. This person is either an immortal or sick! Bai Ze heard the little maid say this at that time, and that's what he thought in his heart.

The little maid then told Bai Ze that last night, the big monk who was passing by really swore that Liu Dahu was sick.

However, it was not that the scolding person was sick, but that he really thought that Liu Dahu was suffering from a symptom of a stubborn illness, and he mysteriously said that he could be cured, and was treated as a guest by Liu Dahu, who was eager to seek medical treatment, and deceived him of a sumptuous dinner.

This great monk did not avoid wine and meat, chewed the meat and coveted the wine in Liu Dahu's urn.

But obviously, he hit the steel plate, and just exchanged a few glasses with Liu Dahu, and simply fell down on the wine table.

When you are full of wine and food, you have to take care of the drunk guests back to their rooms. But the embarrassing thing is that Liu Dahu himself weighs more than 400 catties and has to be sent back to the room in large quantities.

At this time, the little maid wanted to grab some work to show that she was capable because of her new entry into the house, and the mother in charge saw that she was positive, so she didn't stop her.

The little maid helped the big monk who had drunk too much to go back to the room to rest, but the adult man of the big monk was still too heavy for a little girl.

The two walked crookedly to the door, the little maid didn't hold on for a while and let go, the big monk hit the door frame with a "bang", and I don't know if he was drunk or killed, and when he woke up, his body belonged to Bai Ze.

Bai Ze listened to the whole story, and already had a general plan about the crossing in his heart.

Before falling asleep, Bai Ze was looking at the chatting book left by his grandfather.

And the only story in this book, the protagonist is likely to be Bai Ze's deceased grandfather.

There is also an absurd dream, Bai Ze finally clearly saw a large book of chatting unfolding in front of his eyes.

In the end, he had read the story and had an impression. The rich man of the land, who has money, loves to drink, and is a monk.

As soon as these keywords are connected, Bai Ze has already judged, isn't this the wine worm in the strange tale of Liaozhai!

Bai Ze was secretly glad in his heart, fortunately, he loved to watch the Three Kingdoms Water Margin and Liaozhai when he was a child, and he also traveled through the Liaozhai world, otherwise he would have to be blind even if he went to the Dream of Red Mansions!

According to the original story, Bai Ze thought of a way to deal with it, and when it came to the end, he secretly cheered himself up in his heart:

"Bai Ze, you can do it! Thousands of people have survived the school criticism meeting, and now it's just a small scene! Besides, that big pig is just an old antique and an aboriginal from an unknown number of years ago, how can he beat you! Even in the worst case, he will be treated as a cheater to eat and drink, and he will be beaten up, you have not been beaten less, and he can do it!"

I don't know when, the two of them have arrived at the door of the living room, and the little maid stopped, but Bai Ze was still immersed in his inner world, and he didn't pay attention to the situation in front of him at all.

"Oops!"

The little maid was hit by Bai Ze and was about to fall after shaking twice. Bai Ze didn't have time to help at all, so he could only watch the little girl fall and squat.

The little girl's eyes were teary again, and her eyes were clearly revealed:

"You big monk is not a good person, I accidentally hit your head last night, and today you took revenge on me and made me fall hard. ”

At this time, Liu Dahu's sharp and penetrating voice in the living room also came out:

"But the monk has arrived, come and take a seat!"