Chapter 13 The Monkey King is rumored all over the town
What Fang Tian had been worried about and concerned about was the reaction of those high-martial people, at this time, seeing those hidden turbulent undercurrents quietly dissipating, he finally breathed a long sigh of relief, and at the same time he couldn't help but feel depressed-
What a problem is this! Who am I messing with? Isn't it just telling a story?
At this time, the impact of Journey to the West was unprecedentedly prosperous in the entire town, and there was a tendency to spread rapidly to the surrounding towns as the center of the storm.
Someone hit an iron rod, wrapped in gold at both ends, carried it on his shoulder, and walked around the street, and then from time to time someone shouted: "Monkey King!
Then there were more golden rods in the streets.
In addition to ordinary people, even some warriors have replaced their weapons with golden hoop sticks!
After learning such news from the mouths of the group, Fang Tian couldn't help but shake his head again and again. This kind of guy who can even change the weapon for his own food casually, isn't he afraid that he will not be familiar with the weapon for a while and be hacked?
What made Fang Tian cry and laugh the most was that within a few days, the brother in the group called Thin Monkey also had a golden hoop stick in his hand. Every morning when you swing on the martial arts training ground, it's called a spirit!
This can make those little guys hungry, and they don't follow each other.
And so it was not long before the little ones had in their hands a little golden rod, and of course, the ends were not gold-clad but copper-cladped!
Fortunately, they didn't care about this, and they smiled happily and crooked their mouths.
There are circuses, acrobatic troupes, and those who used to play bear taming, lion taming, and bird taming, but now they have all changed their careers, and they have changed to monkey taming! Otherwise, there would be no one to cheer at all.
It is said that in Boulder City, the closest city to Redstone, many of the city's children's pets have been turned into monkeys.
So the monkeys in the forest were out of luck. These guys, who used to be almost worthless, are now worth a lot more, but it's hard to say whether they'll be happy about it.
On the other hand, Fang Tian had inadvertently opened up a new way for the mercenary groups of all sizes in Redstone Town to make money.
There was a stone statue erected in front of the door of a small inn - a stone monkey carrying a golden hoop stick. As a result, the source of customers doubled in a short period of time!
But the business didn't last long. Within a few days, the little boss was found in the door, beaten into a pig's head, and the stone statue in front of the hotel was also smashed.
Then the Wolf Tooth Mercenary Group, which is about the same size as the Red Stone Mercenary Group in Red Rock Town, erected a stone statue of Sun Wukong more than three feet high in front of the largest hotel in the town, and under this big Sun Wukong, there are still more than a dozen Monkey Kings of all kinds standing, sitting, and lying.
Every day, there is an endless stream of tourists from this town, other towns, and even from Juyan City!
It didn't take long for the Wolf Tooth Mercenary Group to intensify and invite back a skilled stonemason master in Boulder City at a high price, and began to carve Sun Wukong in various shapes.
There is the magician Sun Wukong, there is the priest Sun Wukong, and there is the martial artist Sun Wukong......
There are Jingang angry Monkey King, there are kind eyebrows and kind eyes Monkey King, there is Laughing Monkey King, and there is Monkey King bowing his head and weeping......
There is Sun Wukong who is fishing, Sun Wukong who is picking fruits, Sun Wukong who is flying, and Sun Wukong who is turning his heels......
For this purpose, the Wolf Tooth Mercenary Group even expanded the front of the hotel where the statue of the Monkey King was placed into a large stone square, and all kinds of Monkey Kings of all sizes were placed there.
The Redstone Mercenary Regiment is not far behind, and it is said that the "Huaguo Mountain" is being built in the Redstone Mountains outside the town!
What Fang Tian didn't expect was that after the Wolf Tooth Mercenary Group expanded Sun Wukong Square, it actually came to the door and gave a part of the hotel to the Maple Forest Mercenary Group!
In this way, the Maple Forest Mercenary Group can be regarded as having a relationship with the two most powerful mercenary groups in the town, and they are also on their own initiative.
For this reason, the entire Maple Forest mercenary group was overjoyed. Even Captain Owen, who has always been quite steady, has been smiling crookedly for many days.
At this time, the words of Tang Seng, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng have also become a topic of conversation among people in and outside the town.
When Fang Tian started talking about "Journey to the West", he almost didn't move the specific plot in the book, but he often adapted the mannerisms, words and deeds of the characters in the book. Especially when talking about Tang Seng, Fang Tian thought that the image of Tang Seng in the original book of Journey to the West was not so cute, and he was originally telling the little guys of Little Ivy and Little Dirk, so he simply moved the image of Tang Seng in Luo Jiaying's Journey to the West. ,
So many of Tang Seng's witty words swept the town:
Hey, hey, hey, don't be angry, you'll be angry when you're angry! Wukong, you're too naughty, I told you not to throw things, why are you... You see, before I finish speaking, you threw away the stick again! The golden hoop stick is a treasure, and if you throw it away, it will pollute the environment, and what if you hit the children? Even if you can't hit the children, it's not right to hit the flowers and plants.
Alas, the size of the diamond ring is too poor, the front is heavy and the back is light, the left is wide and the right is narrow, he is very uncomfortable after wearing it, and he has insomnia all night, which will affect me! Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him, the government will say that I abuse animals when they know about it! Speaking of that diamond circle, last year I met a blacksmith in Chenjia Village, he made exquisite handiwork, the price is fair, Tong Su is not bullied, why don't I introduce you to order one!
Wukong, if you want it, you can speak, how do you know you want it if you don't tell me, although you look at me with sincerity, but you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you take it, don't you really want it? Do you really want it?
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As for Zhou Xingchi's famous sentence, "My admiration for you is like a surging river, and it is like the Yellow River flooding out of control!" Fang Tian naturally won't let it go.
Of course, the "official mansion", "Yellow River" and the like have all been appropriately adapted by Fang Tian.
Like that, can you imagine what kind of impact they have on the world's audiences who don't have blockbusters, no eight o'clock slots, and no decent novels to watch?
It can only be said that that kind of impact is subversive!
Completely subverted!
In addition to Tang Seng becoming a long-tongued man, at the same time, all kinds of popular witty words that filled the Internet like weeds in Fang Tian's previous life were also moved by Fang Tian and grafted onto the heads of Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and others.
So, in Fang Tian's "Journey to the West", there are often scenes like this-
Sun Wukong said: "I step on the right foot with my left foot, step on the left foot with my right foot, point the toe of my left foot on the right instep, point the toe of my right foot on the instep of my left foot, dada, tut, and fly into the sky!"
Sun Wukong said to Zhu Bajie: "As a typical failure, you are actually very successful. ”
Monk Sha said to Tang Seng: "Why does the second senior brother eat so much at every meal, but I have to pick up the burden? I strongly ask to quit the group! If you don't quit, I'll cry to you!"
Zhu Bajie said: "Actually, I eat too much not because I want to eat, but because I am lonely!"
Zhu Bajie looked up at the moon in the sky and said: "There is a kind of love, which is obviously deep love, but can't say it; there is a kind of love, which obviously wants to give up, but can't let go; there is a kind of love, which knows that it is suffering, but can't avoid it; there is a kind of love, which knows that the result is pain, but the heart has long been unable to get it back...... Miss Gao, are you looking at the moon like me now?"
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Just think about it, you can know how much fun these Internet experts bring to the people of this world.
In this case, how can Journey to the West not spread?
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