Chapter 36: The Bodhisattva teaches you the correct way to fight monsters
When the sky was bright, Wukong quit his master and went straight to Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea.
Flying to the front of the mountain, he fixed his eyes. This Luojia Mountain is indeed a wonderful treasure land, shrouded in auspicious light everywhere, and the rui qi is boundless.
Wukong was in the mood to enjoy the beautiful scenery and fell straight under the bamboo forest. At this time, the heavens and the bodhisattvas already knew.
The Bodhisattva summoned Goku in and asked, "What are you doing here with me?"
Wukong said: "Bodhisattva, you are pretending to be confused! Let me tell you, I was going to go to the Buddha to complain about you, you are suspected of opening a black shop!"
The Bodhisattva shouted: "It's useless to talk about that, follow the routine!"
Wukong said: "Your subordinates have abducted all the robes that the Buddha gave to my master, what should I say about this?"
The Bodhisattva shouted sharply: "Okay, you deceitful monkey, did you forget to take your medicine today? Obviously, you like to show off, so you lost your robe, and then you had the audacity to burn down my Liuyun chain branch! I haven't asked you for a theory, but you came to me to make trouble! I think you did it on purpose!!"
Oh no, Tight Mantra!
That damn mantra was passed on by the Bodhisattva to the parallel trading master!
When Wukong heard that it was going to be bad, he hurriedly begged for mercy: "Bodhisattva, you have a lot of adults, this time it's mine." But now that my skills have been greatly reduced, I really can't take that black bear essence, so I ask the Bodhisattva to be compassionate and help my disciples. ”
Only then did the Bodhisattva calm down and say, "This is like a human statement. Wukong, this fight, in fact, there is a lot of exquisiteness. If you're like you, you're just a fierce general. The so-called "going up to the army to fight, going down to the army" to fight, and the soldiers are not tired of deceit. Do you think that the seventy-two changes are only used to hide from the three plagues? knows how to use stratagems, that's the talent of a general. You are Tang Xuanzang's eldest disciple, and you are the main one who goes to the West Heaven. You have to change your thinking and keep up with the times. ”
Wukong said: "The disciple has also changed into the appearance of Elder Jinchi to deceive the black bear spirit, but he just won't be fooled." ”
The Bodhisattva said: "Your method is too vulgar to enter the eyes of the Fang family. ”
Wukong said: "Then ask the Bodhisattva to do a demonstration?"
The Bodhisattva said, "Since the matter is in my store, I will go with you." ”
When Wukong heard this, he thanked him and asked the Bodhisattva to go out and go to the cave of the black bear spirit in Black Wind Mountain.
As soon as he flew to the foot of the Black Wind Mountain, he saw a Taoist holding a glass plate. On that plate, there were two more elixirs.
Wukong didn't say hello, and directly hit the past, knocking the man to the ground.
The Bodhisattva reproached, "He didn't steal your robe, what did he do to kill him for no reason?"
Wukong said: "Bodhisattva, this person's name is Ling Xuzi, and he is a blue wolf spirit. He was in league with the black bear spirit. Now that he has taken the elixir, he must be going to pay homage to Xiong Jing. ”
The Bodhisattva said, "If that's the case, that's it." This elixir is just useful, you go and bring it to me. ”
Wukong picked up the glass plate and two elixirs from the ground, presented them to the Bodhisattva, and asked, "Bodhisattva, you can also see such a good elixir?"
The Bodhisattva said, "Wukong, how did I teach you before?"
Wukong said: "You teach me to learn to use my brain when I fight monsters." ”
The Bodhisattva said, "Yes, there is a wonderful opportunity in front of you right now, why don't you know how to take advantage of it?"
Wukong humbly begged for advice: "Please also ask the Bodhisattva to give me some advice?"
The Bodhisattva asked, "Tell me first, what is your specialty?"
Wukong said: "My specialty? I have many specialties, which one does the Bodhisattva refer to?"
The Bodhisattva said, "Then what is your greatest specialty?"
Wukong said: "Disciple, I have the best ability to steal things. It doesn't matter if it's a peach or a golden pill, as long as I take a fancy to it, I will steal it and never run away!"
The Bodhisattva's face darkened: "That's not what I'm talking about!"
Wukong continued: "I have somersault clouds, and after stealing things, I immediately slip away, and people give nicknames and run fast!." ”
The Bodhisattva had a headache: "Can you tell me about your merits?"
Wukong said strangely: "These are the advantages of disciples." ”
The Bodhisattva said angrily: "Stealing things is also called merit!!!
Wukong said: "Isn't my master Tang Xuanzang, a generation of holy monks from the Eastern Tang Dynasty? ”
The Bodhisattva muttered to himself, "I...... Am I looking for the wrong person?"
Wukong said: "I didn't find the wrong person." I am the Monkey King, the Monkey King who stirred up the chickens and dogs in the heavenly court. ”
The Bodhisattva diverted the topic and said, "Let's not talk about this. Do you have any other specialties?"
Wukong said: "Disciple, I have a lot of strength, and ordinary weapons are not easy to use, and I am best at using super heavyweight weapons such as golden hoop sticks. ”
The Bodhisattva said, "Not this. ”
Wukong said again: "My defense is high, and no matter how much he slashes and axes, he can't hurt me in the slightest." ”
The Bodhisattva said, "That's right!"
Wukong said: "It's just that the defense is high, what does this have to do with using your brain to fight monsters? ”
The Bodhisattva said, "Now I'm talking about fighting monsters, why are you mentioning stealing again! My Buddhism does not advocate pickpocketing, so you'd better keep a low profile." ”
Wukong said: "Okay, I'll listen to you." ”
The Bodhisattva said, "Wukong, your defense is so high, haven't you thought of taking advantage of this?"
Wukong said: "You just give a hint." ”
The Bodhisattva said, "How is the hardness of your body compared to diamond?"
Wukong said: "Then it doesn't need to be said, disciple, I have cultivated the body of the immortal vajra, of course, it is harder than ordinary diamonds." ”
The Bodhisattva asked, "What if someone eats you in their stomachs?"
Wukong smiled: "Want to eat me?
The Bodhisattva said, "I've prompted this, don't you understand?"
Wukong was pleasantly surprised: "Yes, no matter which monster wants to eat me, I can make him tumble and indigestion!"
The Bodhisattva then picked up a pill and threw it into the grass, and then said, "Wukong, I have a way here. I will change into the appearance of Ling Xuzi, go to pay homage to that black bear spirit, and you, will change into an elixir. When he swallows you in one gulp, whether you want to live or die, isn't it up to you to decide?"
Wukong was overjoyed after hearing this: "It's really 666! Now you don't have to worry about that black bear not being able to do it!"
The Bodhisattva said, "Go and hide that dead monster first." Wukong hid the corpse of the blue wolf spirit as he said.
Everything stopped, and the Bodhisattva changed into the appearance of Ling Xuzi, holding a Danpan in his hand. Wukong also turned into an elixir and jumped onto the glass plate to freeze. The Bodhisattva took the plate and walked to the door of the demon cave, and the little demons guarding the door all knew the Taoist, and shouted: "Ling Xuxian is here." While calling for someone to report back, someone led him into the cave.
The bear spirit also came to greet him in person and said, "Brother Lingxu Dao has arrived, which really makes me shine." ”
The Bodhisattva said: "The king is dead, and the path should come to congratulate." ”
The two of them saluted, and each sat down according to the seat of the guest and host. The Bodhisattva said: "Xiaodao has recently refined two elixirs, which can increase the longevity of a thousand years, and now I would like to use them as a gift to celebrate the birthday of the king." ”
The black bear essence said: "Such a gift, it is too valuable." I will take only one grain and share it with the Taoist. ”
The Bodhisattva presented the one that Wukong had changed, and he also took one and twisted it in his hand. The black bear spirit arched his hand at the Bodhisattva and swallowed the pill. Wukong entered the monster's belly, showed his true appearance, pulled in the east, kicked in the west, and rolled the painful monster all over the ground.
Wukong said: "Vulna monster, now I am in your belly." If you are acquainted, take out the robe as soon as possible, spare you from death, if half a word pops out of your mouth, it will make your intestines rotten and your liver and brain smeared!"
The monster was in uncomfortably pain, and quickly ordered the little demon to take out the robe, and Wukong jumped out of his nostrils. The monster was convinced, lifted the black cherry gun, and came to stab Goku again.
The Bodhisattva saw that this monster also had some ability, and he was not an ordinary person, so he had a heart of love for talents, and said secretly: "The Buddha gave me three hoops, and now Wukong wears one, and there are two left." Sha Wujing and Ryoma seem to be doing their duty, and it is estimated that they will not be needed, so there is just one more. ”
Thinking of this, the Bodhisattva threw a forbidden hoop on the monster's head, chanted a spell, and the black bear spirit had a headache, and rolled on the ground after losing the gun. Wukong said: "Poor, pitiful, now you are also in the path of the Bodhisattva." ”
The Bodhisattva said, "Evil animal, are you willing to take refuge now?"
Xiong thought carefully: "If I don't take refuge, it will hurt me to death, will you think that I am made of iron and bronze?" So he agreed: "If you are willing to take refuge, you only want to spare my life." ”
Wukong said, "Does the Bodhisattva plan to spare his life?"
The Bodhisattva said: "I think he also has some ability, and it just so happens that my mountain behind Luojia is unattended, so I will take him back and be a great god who guards the mountain." ”
Wukong said: "The Bodhisattva's strategy really worked, and the five-body throw to the ground that I really admire, disciple." ”
The Bodhisattva said, "Now that I have demonstrated it, can you understand it?"
Wukong said: "How could the disciple not think of such a wonderful idea? Could it be that he was crushed by the Buddha's Five Elements Mountain a few years ago, or is there any negative hidden attribute in this tight hoop?"
The Bodhisattva sneered, "Splash Monkey, do you really think you used to be very smart? If you are really smart, how can you be calculated twice by the Heavenly Court?"
Wukong laughed at himself: "Yes, yes, not only was it calculated by the heavenly court, but also by the Buddha, by the Bodhisattva, and by the master." ”
The Bodhisattva said, "You monkey, what are you talking nonsense?"
Wukong said: "Bodhisattva, don't worry, don't worry! The disciple is just joking." In fact, this time, the Bodhisattva has done me a great favor, and I must send the Bodhisattva. ”
The Bodhisattva said, "You can take the robe and go back to your master, I don't need you to send it." So he took the bear monster and went back to the East China Sea.
Since this monkey head has been guided by the Bodhisattva, he has finally cultivated to become a generation of yin gods who see gods and fear, and ghosts see ghosts.
When Wukong saw that the Bodhisattva was gone, he took the robe and threw it into the Batu Cave. Xuanzang still remembers the three chapters of his covenant, and now although Xuanzang said that he will no longer mention the three chapters of the covenant, this monkey has already taken this murder and destruction of corpses as an addiction, where can he still accept it?
But when he went back to the cave to see, where was there still a monster? It turned out that these little demons saw that the situation was not good, and they had already slipped away.
The monster is gone, the cave is still there, Wukong found some flammable things to pile up, and burned the black wind cave into a red wind cave, and then drove the auspicious clouds and went back to Xuanzang to give advice.
Anyway, Xuanzang is still waiting for Wukong in the Zen courtyard. He didn't know if Wukong had invited Guanyin, or if the monkey felt faceless and ran away?
was thinking about it, and suddenly saw the colorful mist in the air, Xuanzang recognized that it was the brilliance of the robe, and knew that it was done, so he was overjoyed: "Disciple, you really found the robe back!"
Wukong held the robe, pressed the cloud head and said, "Master, it's back, it's back." ”
The monks next to him saw that the robes were intact, and they all cried with joy, congratulating each other: "Now it's okay, everyone's lives have been saved, it's really exciting, it's so exciting!"
Xuanzang said: "Since you have a robe, then pack your luggage and leave quickly." ”
Wukong said: "The robe has been found, Master, what are you still anxious about? If it's late today, just rest for the night and set off early tomorrow morning." ”
The monks also tried their best to hold back and said, "Grandpa Sun's words are reasonable." If it's getting late today, and we still hope that the holy monks can pray for us to dispel bad luck. ”
Xuanzang saw that everyone was very sincere in their intentions, so he agreed. The monks were overjoyed and hurried to prepare the meal. After eating, I asked Xuanzang to take the lead, and everyone read a few volumes of scriptures to eliminate disasters and solve misfortunes, and then they all went to bed peacefully.
Early the next morning, Xuanzang and the two packed up, fed the dragon horse, and went on the road, all the monks were very happy, and they were sent out for more than 20 miles, and finally sent the two plague gods away, and they couldn't help crying with joy one by one.