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He couldn't care about Bajie's fierce appearance, so he blurted out and scolded: "You are the defective product, your whole family is the defective product!"

Xuanzang shouted loudly: "Wukong, serve with a stick!"

Bajie said with a bitter face: "Do you want to pole dance again?"

Xuanzang sneered: "Dancing, how can it be so cheap." Let's start with twenty sticks. ”

Bajie was shocked, fell to his knees and kowtowed: "Master, please spare me, I don't dare to talk nonsense anymore! Brother Monkey's stick is heavy, don't say that it is twenty sticks, even if you beat it with a stick, the disciple will also pay the account!"

As soon as Chen saw that the consequences were so serious, he hurriedly stepped forward and persuaded: "Elder, he is young and ignorant, and I shouldn't blame him, so you can spare him this time." If he had broken his life because of this, would it not have been my sin? Just now, my words were also impulsive, and I asked the elders to forgive me. ”

Xuanzang hurriedly returned the salute and said: "The old benefactor's words are really tormenting the poor monks, don't mention it again!"

Chen saw that he was also a gentle and generous person, so he diverted the topic and said, "A few elders went to learn scriptures, why didn't they take the right path, but they came here?"

Wukong said: "We are on the right path, but unfortunately a river in front of us is blocking the way." We searched everywhere for someone to stay at, and we got here. ”

Chen saw, "What have you seen at the water's edge?"

Wukong said: "In the upstream Xu Road, I saw a stone tablet with words such as Tongtian River. ”

Chen saw: "I didn't ask about the stone tablet. ”

Wukong asked, "It's not that tablet, what is it?"

Chen saw it: "Upstream of that stone tablet, there is also a temple, the Temple of the Great King of Inspiration, have you ever seen it?"

Xuanzang said: "After we saw the stele, we came directly downstream, and we didn't see any temples." ”

Wukong said: "Inspiration King? This name has obtained good literature and art, could it be that he is from a literary background?"

Chen saw it and said: "I don't know if he is from Wenqing or not." However, the King of Inspiration was very effective and responsive. When you came, you probably saw it, and the people in our village basically live in villas, and nine times out of ten they are local tyrants. ”

Xuanzang asked, "Yes, we did see a lot of villas just now. It's not simple, it's not simple, this situation is really very rare. ”

Chen was a little proud when he saw and heard this, so he opened the basket: "Do you know what our village got rich on?"

Xuanzang said: "As the saying goes: If you want to get rich, build roads first." I don't think your village has developed transportation, so you shouldn't have gotten rich by doing business, right?"

Chen saw it: "Of course not!"

Xuanzang said: "Is it relying on tourism?"

Chen saw and said: "Holy monk, you are joking! We are very remote here, and few people pass by, where else does tourism come from?"

Xuanzang said: "Neither by business nor by tourism, so how can you get rich?"

Chen saw it: "It depends on farming." ”

Xuanzang Qi said: "Farming? Can farming also make you rich? It's the first time I've heard of it." ”

Chen saw it and said, "Elder, you're out! Farming is very popular now." Let me tell you, there are many people who have become local tyrants in farming now, and some have even become lords. ”

Xuanzang sighed: "Oh, it seems that I still don't know much, offering ugliness, offering ugliness." ”

Chen said: "Of course, this farming is also like other industries, after all, only a few can succeed, and the vast majority of people are still fighting on the street." ”

Xuanzang said: "But your village seems to be an exception?"

Chen saw and said: "Yes, you are right, as long as the people in our village are not the kind of people who are too lazy, they have all made a fortune. For this reason, it is natural to mention the King of Inspiration. ”

Xuanzang said: "I know! This inspiration king blesses your village with good weather and good weather!"

Chen saw and praised: "The holy monk is really witty, and he guessed the correct answer with a little reminder." ”

Xuanzang said: "This inspiration king protects the safety of the party, it seems to be very good." ”

Chen saw it: "It's just one thing that is not good." ”

Xuanzang said: "Which one is not good." ”

Chen saw it: "He has to eat a pair of golden boys and girls every year. ”

Wukong shouted, "Eat children, isn't that good!"

Chen Suowen sighed and said: "Alas, although he is rich, he can't even keep his children, and it's sad to think about it." ”

Wukong said: "Presumably it's your turn this year?"

Chen said, "What the elder said is right, this year is the turn of our two brothers' children. ”

Wukong said: "What if you don't agree to his request?"

Chen said: "If it goes according to his wishes, it can ensure that we have a good year." If he doesn't do what he wants, not only will he not rain nectar, but he will make waves. ”

Wukong said: "You are willing to give it?"

Chen said: "Look at what I said, who can give up my own children? It is precisely because the love between father and son is difficult to let go, so we do this pre-cultivation and fasting." Elders, do you know what we're suffering now?"

Wukong said: "Are you just watching your children die?"

Chen said: "Our Chen family has lived here for generations, and it is difficult to leave the homeland, which is also helpless." ”

Wukong said: "I see. Either way, or so on, you can take Ling Lang out and let me see. ”

Chen immediately entered the house and hugged Chen Guanbao out.

The boy was still young, and he playfully took a fruit from the table and ate it, not knowing that his life was at stake.

Wukong silently recited the incantation and changed into Chen Guanbao's appearance.

Where had the two Chen brothers seen such magical powers, and they immediately knelt down.

Xuanzang said: "Don't be afraid, the two old donors, I'm a disciple who is good at change, and it's not strange to see it." ”

Chen said, "Please also ask the elder to show his true appearance! My little heart really can't stand it." Goku wiped his face and showed his true face.

The two brothers knelt in front of them and said, "Sure enough, it's a good means, and if you say it's changed, it's going to change back!"

Wukong smiled, "Become like?"

Chen said: "It's not like, it's just the same." ”

Wukong said: "With such a change, can you make an offering instead of your son?"

Chen Suowen knelt down and kowtowed: "If the master can replace my son, I am willing to give your master 1,000 taels of silver as travel expenses." ”

Wukong said: "You're so unreasonable! I'm going to replace your son, and it's not him, why don't you give me the silver?"

Chen said, "After you go, the fun will be over." ”

Wukong said: "Why is the fun over?"

Chen said: "I was eaten by the King of Inspiration." ”

Wukong said: "I'm afraid he won't be able to chew." ”

Chen said: "He swallowed you in one bite, and he didn't even have to gnaw it." ”

Wukong said: "If he eats me, it is my life is not good, if he does not eat, it is my creation, but according to the destiny of heaven! ”

Chen was very happy when he heard this, but what Chen saw was sadness coming from it, and he wept according to the door.

Wukong said: "Old man, are you reluctant to give up your daughter?"

Chen saw it and said: "Elder, you can save my nephew, it is also a great hospitality, how dare I have any more extravagance." It's just that the old man has only one daughter under his knees, and it is really difficult to hide the sorrow in his heart. ”

Wukong said: "You old man is not authentic, and you don't want to dig out your heart and lungs when you speak." ”

Chen saw it and said, "Elder, you have wronged me! Even if you take 10,000 steps back, I really have that heart, and you don't have the skills." ”

Wukong said: "I have an idea, I wonder if you would like to hear it?"

Chen saw it and said loudly: "Grandpa, if you can save my daughter, you are my own grandfather!"

Wukong said: "You don't hurry to thank me first." This matter has to fall on my second junior brother. ”

Bajie was anxious when he heard this, and shouted: "Brother Monkey, you have to be a hero, that's your ability, don't drag me down." ”

Wukong said: "Bajie, the two old donors are kind and giving, please have a full meal, and just now I pleaded for you." Besides, it's not like I don't know your skills, with my brothers and I going out, where are the monsters alive!"

Xuanzang also said: "Bajie, your senior brother said that you can do it, then it will definitely work, and if it doesn't work, it will be okay." Anyway, now that the night is cool, and idleness is idleness, you just go out with him to play. ”

Bajie secretly said in his heart: "That's called playing, that's called playing with life!" But he got into trouble just now, how dare he say this, so he said with a sad face: "Master, disciple, I was born stupid, no matter how I change, this big belly can't be changed." It's a little hard to become a little girl now. ”

Wukong said: "Old man, don't believe him, take out Ling Ai and come to see." ”

Chen Suowen hurriedly went to the back room and took out a scale of gold. The little girl was very clever and clear-eyed. When she saw her brother eating the fruit, she took one and ate it.

Wukong said: "Bajie, take a snapshot and change it!"

Bajie said: "How did such a small little girl become here?"

Wukong said: "Master, this stupid thing has a big stomach, and the boss is useless, so he just beat him to death with a stick." ”

Bajie panicked and said, "Brother, don't fight, I'll change immediately!" I saw him recite the spell and turn into a little girl, but it was a little girl with a big belly.

Wukong said: "Chest up, belly tight, head up!"

Bajie took a deep breath, closed his stomach, straightened his chest, and immediately broke the buttons of his clothes.

Wukong said: "Let you become a little girl, not a BBK! ”

Bajie bowed his body again, his chest was a little smaller, but he became a hunchback again.

Wukong said: "Change again! Change again!"

Bajie joked: "You just beat me to death, I really can't change it." ”

Wujing said: "I have never seen such an ugly girl in my life." ”

Chen said: "It's okay, it's okay, as long as it's a girl, it's done!"

Wukong said: "Since you said it's okay, then so be it." I just don't know how to send it? Is it bundled or steamed, or chopped?"

Bajie said: "Brother, don't scare me, I don't have your ability, if you chop it into a pile of minced meat, you will really die!"

Chen said: "No need to chop, no need to steam." So he invited the two of them to sit on a red lacquer pill plate, put it on a table, and carried it away by the offspring boy in the village. ”

Wukong said: "Okay, good, then take it out and try it." ”

Chen immediately ordered the child servant to take out the plate and table and let Wukong and the two sit. Wukong smiled: "Bajie, now we are also monks who can get on the stage." ”

Bajie said: "This kind of table is still less." This monster is really cannibalistic, not a trickster. ”

Wukong said: "If he wants to eat me, you can run away." ”

Bajie said: "What if he eats me first?"

Wukong said: "Then you really let him eat?"

Bajie said: "He dares! I will knock him out!"

Wukong said: "Isn't this the end?" Don't talk nonsense, we're going to work soon!"