Chapter 989: Confession
"Fellow Daoist, is it a hot spring, or a high hot spring? Do you want a full set, are you hard?"
"Fellow Daoist, my hot spring, absolutely authentic, old enough, the temperature can be controlled at any time, the goddess technique here is absolutely good, how strong you want to be, you can pinch it to death." ”
Jiang Taixuan was dumbfounded, his face continued to twitch, Daoyou has been popularized?
Jiang Taixuan was stunned, and those golden armor gods were also stunned, why did I come to smash the field, you asked me if I would take a bath?
"Long Hao Bathhouse?"
The Golden Armor God looked at the signboard, very confused, but then he was furious: "The place of the dignified Ascension has actually been transformed into this broken bathhouse by you?"
What is this the Temple of Ascension, which was used to lead to the new gods of Ascension in their time, and as a result, you use it now to bathe?
The gods of the mortal world, why can't they fly?
"Fellow Daoist, there are a few of the Flying Ascension left, and besides, there are also Flying Ascension bathhouses, soaking and soaking suddenly out of nowhere, how novel is this, do you want to try it?" a Taishang True God smiled.
Golden Armor: "......"
What are you kidding me, you don't know what I'm here for? And the Flying Bathhouse, soaking and soaking, there are more people?
"Death to the ...... of this god"
bang
There was a person walking out of the bathhouse, it was the demon king, who directly slapped the golden armor god on the ground, and said calmly: "Drag it in, let him experience rubbing his back, and the price will be increased tenfold." ”
Jiang Taixuan: "......"
This is forced consumption? I took it, but you, the Western Demon King, how did you get involved with Long Hao?
Jiang Taixuan glanced at the signboard again, Long Hao Bathhouse, protected by the Five Emperors Alliance for free, is it regarded as offending the Five Emperors Alliance?
"Fairy Chang'e, our private bathhouse, you see, the two of us ......"
Jiang Taixuan rubbed his hands and said, Chang'e didn't say a word, directly carried him away, and closed the door of the bathhouse.
Okay, Chang'e doesn't want to massage her back by herself, hey, can we not do this, I made these just to enjoy, or can you press it for me?
The lake of ascension is the place of ascension in the mortal world, some gods in the god realm can break through, and they can also come here to transform the god body, which can be said to be the most important thing, when the emperor of heaven was in power, these lakes of ascension were all in charge of the emperor of heaven, and now they naturally want to take it back.
It's just that the times are different now, and the Five Emperors Alliance has finally developed a bathhouse, how can it be handed over?
For this reason, they deliberately received training from the mortal world, and also created a special massage technique, which can relieve the fatigue of the gods and slowly enhance the physique of the gods, just to make money, it is no problem for the Heavenly Emperor Army to occupy some, but it is impossible to rob them of the industry.
"The Five Emperors Alliance, the Heavenly Emperor Army is too much, if it weren't for the strength of this king, he would have been killed. Some god-kings came to complain: "You have received the money." ”
"Yes, after receiving the money, my bathhouse was smashed, and I must be in charge, otherwise, who will compensate for this loss?"
"Rest assured, this emperor will personally go to the Heavenly Emperor Mountain for a trip. The Eastern Emperor spoke.
Jiang Taixuan was depressed and dragged back to the dojo by Chang'e, feeling quite unhappy in his heart, his own idea, he couldn't enjoy it, and he was not happy with anyone.
"Owner, you can go to the dojo and see for yourself. Chang'e said coldly.
"What's going on in the dojo?" Jiang Taixuan's brows jumped, and his speed suddenly accelerated.
At this moment, in front of the God and Demon Dojo, there was a small team, all of them were golden-clad and gold-armored, and the gold-armored gods with spears in their hands were led by a mid-stage god emperor, and the rest were all at the peak of the god king.
There were no gods around, and the clerks in the dojo were already too frightened to come out, and the gods and demons in the dojo were gone.
"Are you here to do business?" or are you here to smash the field?" Jiang Taixuan frowned.
"Let you surrender and make offerings. Chang'e said lightly.
"Fairies, don't make trouble, this kind of person, don't you shoot them to death?" Jiang Taixuan pouted: "This is to defend the dojo, you can take action." ”
"Who are you looking for?" Chang'e said indifferently: "Two days ago, the Tongtian Sect Master and Houtu Niangniang discussed the Tao, and the rest of the gods and demons went to listen to the Tao, Zhu Bajie and they were in the same bathhouse as you, I don't want to make a move." ”
"Ahem, fairy, you can help. Jiang Taixuan hurriedly said, Tongtian and Houtu have indeed been talking about the Tao for a long time, from the time they came out to the present, Tongtian has not given lectures to their disciples, Yunxiao They can't wait for a long time, and they don't pay attention to the dojo.
Chang'e paid attention, but as Chang'e said, she rushed to the front, Jiang Taixuan ran to take a bath, and asked the goddess to help rub her back?
Chang'e lowered her head, her cold face was surprisingly serious: "According to the theory of the owner, the woman is out, and the man runs to the bath and massage, and the massage is still a beautiful goddess, this kind of man is a scumbag, Zhu Bajie and Tang Seng are scumbags, are you the owner?"
Jiang Taixuan: "......"
The problem of this scumbag, the owner of this field will discuss it with you later, Jiang Taixuan looked embarrassed, and walked over directly: "Everyone, please go back, the dojo is just doing business, and it has no intention of having anything to do with any force, and it doesn't want to be an enemy, let alone surrender, I hope you can understand." ”
"Under the Emperor of Heaven, all things are subservient. The mid-stage God Emperor said indifferently: "Take the order." ”
“......”
Do you not understand human speech?
"On behalf of the Emperor of Heaven, Jiang Taixuan, the God and Demon Dojo, hand over one million Chaos Qi, 500,000 Chaos Pills, 100,000 Law Origins, and 100,000 Law ...... every month."
"Get out!" Jiang Taixuan was furious, he really thought that Lao Tzu didn't need money for this thing, and he still paid it every month?
"Jiang Taixuan, this emperor is not discussing with you, this is the will of the Emperor of Heaven, I hope you can recognize this divine realm clearly, don't think that with these things, this emperor will not kill you!"
"I'm grumpy. Jiang Taixuan smiled angrily: "Sweeping the dojo? sect leader, Niangniang, the dojo is about to be destroyed, are you still in the mood to talk about the Dao?"
"Owner, didn't Fairy Chang'e say that she would take care of the dojo?" replied Tongtian suspiciously.
Jiang Taixuan was stunned, and the fairy said I'm a scumbag, what can I do?
Bang
With a shock, a simple palm power, without showing the slightest might, fell from the sky, enveloping all the golden armor gods, and the mid-stage god emperor sneered: "The power of the god king, dare to let go of ......"
rumble
With a shock, the palm power completely fell, and the world was quiet, and all that was left in front of him was blood and mud mixed with artifact fragments.
"Come on, clean up. Jiang Taixuan waved his hand.
The clerk hurriedly came out and cleaned up the bloody mud, with a thick excitement on his face, of course he was not afraid of the Heavenly Emperor Army, he was afraid that those adults in the dojo would not make a move.
"Cough, Fairy Chang'e, the owner of this field swears that he will only take a bath in the future, and will not find a goddess to rub his back, if he violates this oath, he will let Zhu Bajie be thundered by the sky. Jiang Taixuan said solemnly.
Chang'e: "......"
I originally wanted to remind you that the way of heaven woke up and swore to be careful, but as a result, you said that Zhu Bajie was struck by thunder from the sky?
"Let's go drink tea, I will do what I say, in the future, I will only take a bath, and I will only find fairies for massage. Jiang Taixuan said in a low voice.
Chang'e glared at him, entered the Guanghan Palace directly, and played the piano.
Jiang Taixuan looked in the direction of the Heavenly Emperor Mountain, and muttered to himself: "The Heavenly Emperor uses the origin, the Heavenly Emperor Divine Seal is integrated into the Heavenly Formation, and the great power of the gods returns, enhancing the origin, this Heavenly Dao, is it necessary to start from the Heavenly Emperor's faction?"
"If the Heavenly Emperor's unification of the Divine Realm is the trend of the times, to paraphrase Hongjun's preaching, to stop it is to go against the sky, if I go to the Heavenly Emperor Mountain now and destroy the Heavenly Emperor's army, even if I see the Heavenly Dao, will there be hostility?"
"You have to think about this, I'm not afraid that Tiandao will wear small shoes, I'm afraid that Tiandao will not trade. ”
Jiang Taixuan thought about how to act.