Chapter 75: Whoosh! So here's the problem
Long Xiaobai moved his wrist back and forth and walked to a table. He reached out and picked up a fruit, then sat down on the table and ate it.
The red boy's eyes kept moving with Long Xiaobai, and when he saw that the other party was eating without anyone eating, his little face pulled down again.
"Stinky shameless! Are you fooling me?"
Long Xiaobai glanced at him, threw the half-eaten fruit on the table, clapped his hands and said, "Your father is the Bull Demon King, right? Your mother is an iron fan fairy, right? But from a genetic point of view, you don't have any genes of the Bull Demon King at all." Of course, it is not excluded that you have inherited your mother's appearance. But ......"
As he spoke, he came to the confused red boy and asked, "Do you have horns?"
Red Boy shook his head.
"Can you become a cow?"
Red Boy shook his head again.
"Do you eat grass, then?"
The red boy shook his head again, but then said, "My father doesn't eat grass either!"
"Okay, then I'll ask you again: What do you think of your father? Honestly, don't worry, I won't say it. ”
The red boy's face changed, and he muttered for a moment before saying: "Stupid and stupid, still very dirty, full of lice, vulgar behavior, swearing, and ~ don't like me very much~"
", is this the son talking about his father?" Long Xiaobai was startled by the red child's words.
"Red Boy, are you sure you're talking about your father?"
"It's all good! You don't know! He doesn't wash his feet, he snores, and he rarely sleeps with my mother. I also heard that he has a little lover outside, what is it......"
"Jade-faced fox!"
"How do you know?" the red boy looked at Long Xiaobai with wide eyes and surprise.
"How do I know?"
Long Xiaobai jumped down from the table, walked in front of the red boy, and said with a smile: "I also know that your father's eldest brother of the Bull Demon King is my senior brother, and I also know that he is actually in the family of the jade-faced fox, as for your mother, there has never been a "snap" between them! I also know that your mother, the princess of the iron fan, has a banana fan and goes to the Flame Mountain every year to extinguish the fire. Moreover, your mother used to be called Rakshasa Girl, and it was because she could extinguish the fire of the Flame Mountain that she was revered as the 'Iron Fan Fairy'. I also know that you want to catch my master and cook it this time, and I also know that you have a very awesome ~ that is, a very powerful method, called Samadhi True Fire...... So!"
The red boy was frightened by Long Xiaobai's voice, but he still opened his mouth slightly and his face was incredible.
"Whoosh! Then the question is, how can you have the true fire of Samadhi? Why does your mother have a banana fan? Why can you fan the fire of the Flame Mountain but not extinguish it forever? Also, what is the reason why you are alone in the Huoyun Cave? The sigh of a lonely woman is heard from the room of the Iron Fan Princess every night, who is it? Why does the Bull Demon King always use the five girls to solve problems, and finally become a jade-faced fox. Is it the loss of humanity or the fall of morality? ”
The red boy looked at Long Xiaobai directly, looking like a teenager with dementia, and it took a long time to pick out a trace of something from the huge information, and his little face suddenly changed greatly!
"You, you're saying my father and my mother aren't husband and wife?"
"Damn, the little cub isn't stupid!" Long Xiaobai scolded and said with a smile: "It's a husband and wife, but it's just a husband and wife in name." And your father is but a living king who hides people's eyes! Of course, he is not your ......."
The red boy suddenly stretched out his hand to stop Long Xiaobai from continuing, waved his little arm, and ordered: "All go down, no one is allowed to come in without my order!"
"Yes, King!"
"Hula!" a group of goblins retreated instantly.
"Third Prince, please take a seat!" the red boy said politely.
Long Xiaobai sat on the chair with a smile, crossed Erlang's legs, and said secretly: It seems that this red boy should have doubted his background for a long time.
"Third prince, we are all smart people, don't think that my red boy is a doll. Let's put it this way, in fact, I have long doubted that my father is the Bull Demon King, because ......" Speaking of this, the red boy's eyes were full of contempt. It seems that he doesn't like that ugly and vulgar father in his bones.
"So, I'm just going to ask you one question. If you answer, I will let you go. If you can't answer......" The red boy's eyes turned cold, and he couldn't see that the other party was just a child.
"You're asking how I know, right?" Long Xiaobai said with a leisurely smile.
"Clever! it's a pleasure to talk to a smart man!" said the red boy, leaning on his throne.
"How old are you?" Long Xiaobai suddenly asked an inconsequential question.
The red boy was stunned for a moment, and then said: "According to the year of my cultivation, it is about five hundred years old~"
"it!"
"What?
"Oh~ nothing. Long Xiaobai stabilized his mind and scolded secretly: "Malegobi's! It turns out to be an old demon! No wonder he is so old-fashioned in talking and doing things." Paralyzed! Various versions of Journey to the West kill people......"
But think about it, the other party has been cultivating in the Flame Mountain for three hundred years alone, and the Flame Mountain was brought down by Sun Wukong when he was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and it is at least five hundred years old.
"Third Prince!
"Oh! what's the matter?"
"......" The red boy was speechless, but his face was gloomy.
Long Xiaobai slapped his head and laughed at himself: "Look at me, forget about business! You are asking me how I know, right?"
"Please also ask the third prince to speak directly. ”
Long Xiaobai's eyes rolled, and a trace of memory instantly appeared on his face.
"When I was a little dragon in the West Sea, one day I was bored and wanted to breathe on the surface of the sea, but I found an old man walking on the beach with a beautiful woman. I didn't know the two men, but I learned their identities from their words, and I was so frightened that I shrank my head back at the time!
"Who are they, what did they say?" the red boy's expression became tense.
"That old man is none other than the famous Taishang Laojun in the palace today! And that woman was still called Rakshasa Girl at that time!"
"What?!" Red Boy stood up directly from the throne and stumbled and asked, "He~they~ What did they say?"
Long Xiaobai smiled secretly in his heart, but said with an extremely serious face: "That day, the Rakshasa asked Taishang Laojun if he would be responsible for himself and the child in his womb. And Taishang Laojun is a very high-status immortal monarch in the heavenly court after all, and of course he will not ruin his reputation for a woman. So, he refused!"
"And then?!" Red Boy asked nervously.
Later, Taishang Laojun came up with an idea, arranged the Rakshasa girl to Cuiyun Mountain, and gave her a banana fan as a gift. As you know, there are two banana fans, one yang and one yin. The yang fan helps the fire, and the yin fan extinguishes the fire. ”
The red boy nodded, he often heard his mother mention the origin of the banana fan, saying that there are only two banana fans in the world. One in heaven and one in her hand.