Regarding the inhuman treatment of the sect master, Lu Cheng, who returned home, did not know.

His headache at this time was how to arrange Madoka.

Lu Xian...... Lucheng you ...... You're back. Zhang Quan didn't sleep, still waiting for the landing city. But when I saw two people jumping in through the window, I stammered.

Lu Cheng threw the dozen books he was holding in his arms on the sofa. Look at Madoka behind him.

This little snake demon, it seems that the moment it is exposed, the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and he can't shake it off.

Lu Cheng, who was supposed to arrive home half an hour ago, was stunned to hold a dozen books and ran around outside, tired and panting, but people followed without blushing and heartbeat, and kindly asked: "Brother Lu Cheng, are you tired?"

I'm tired of your sister!

No, you can't have a sister anymore, I don't want to play the Legend of the White Snake, ahh

"Exercise in moderation, you will hurt your meridians. ”

“...... Let's go home. ”

"Well, it's been a long time since they've slept in a bed. ”

“......”

In this way, Xiaoyuan jumped out of the window with Lu Cheng.

"I'll go to sleep first, and you can talk slowly. ”

Zhang Quanleng paused for a few seconds, quickly got up, entered the house, closed the door, turned off the light, lay down, and covered the quilt.

"I'm already asleep. ”

Thinking about it, Zhang Quan shouted again and continued to cover the quilt.

Lu Cheng wordlessly picked up the book in his hand and prepared to throw it on Zhang Quan's door.

"How to make you enter the selling industry faster"!

looked at the book in his hand, and hated it under the fart~ thighs.

"Tell me, what's going on this afternoon?"

"In the afternoon, I went to sleep, nothing happened. ”

Madoka stood innocently opposite Lu Cheng, her big eyes flickering and blinking.

"It's so innocent, no, you can't be soft-hearted. This little girl, did she use any charm on me? I didn't think she was like anything before, but now this resistance is simply vulnerable, no, be ruthless. ”

Lu Cheng thought to himself, and then lowered his face: "In the afternoon, my dad was building a wall in a small well, didn't you make them faint, can they break their heads one by one and bleed?"

"Ahh It's done by others, but Brother Lu Cheng, if someone builds a wall outside your house and makes your house so tight that you don't even have a door to enter or exit, you will be unhappy. ”

"That's right. Lu Cheng nodded, if anyone dared to do this, he would break those people's legs and then let the dog bite ...... No, I'm seduced again!

"Do you still need a door?" ...... you" Lu Cheng looked around, although there was no one, he still lowered his voice, "Are you a snake demon, go out with a gust of wind." ”

"There's still a gust of wind, and then you'll leave?"

"Why is this so familiar?" Lu Cheng thought, but he didn't think about it, and continued to say with a cold face: "Don't be poor. Say it. ”

"After that, they just stunned them, and it was they who fell down on their own. ”

"If you don't stun them, can they fall?"

"Yes, they are not young, they may fall on their own, human beings are fifty years old, they are already old, osteoporosis, high blood pressure, cerebral infarction, ......"

Lu Cheng covered his eyes in pain. Look at other people, even medicine is so good. Bai Suzhen seems to have very good medical skills, could it be that the snake demon's medical skills are very good?

I've been with that guy Cao for a long time, and I've gone a little off.

"Brother Lu Cheng, people will follow you in the future, okay? Look, I watched you grow up from a little kid in open crotch pants, we know the roots, and there is nothing wrong with being together. "Madoka is completely out of the way.

Little brat?!open crotch pants!?

Lu Cheng put down his hand, glanced at Madoka, and then closed his eyes in pain, blushing.

Isn't that right? When grandma saw her, she was still a new daughter-in-law!

Xiao Yuan came up, looked at Lu Chengtong's red face, and exhaled like a blue and said, "Brother Lu Cheng, why is your face red?"

Lu Cheng opened his eyes, and just as he wanted to say something, he saw Xiaoyuan close at hand. Frightened, he leaned back.

"Grandma, don't call me Brother Lu Cheng, I'm not that old. ”

"People are used to it. ”

“...... Well, so be it. ”

Xiao Yuan sat next to Lu Cheng with a smile, and Lu Cheng hurriedly moved his position.

"How to make you enter the selling industry faster". Madoka looked at the revealing book suspiciously.

Lu Cheng's face changed greatly, and he hurriedly sat back in his place.

I silently thought in my heart, the little girl is illiterate, the little girl is illiterate! How is this possible, people even know about cerebral infarction, is it good?

"Brother Lu Cheng, can I sleep here tonight?"

"No, you can't!"

"Oh. Xiaoyuan stood up and looked at Lu Cheng with tears in her eyes, "Then I'll go back to sleep." ”

Looking at Xiao Yuan's pitiful appearance, Lu Cheng finally didn't give up: "Where do you sleep? in the water or in the hole? You are a cold-blooded animal, you need to keep warm, you know? Just sleep here with me." You sleep in my room, I sleep on the couch. ”

"Thank you, Brother Lu Cheng, I know that you are the best. The little girl jumped up for joy.

"Be quiet, my parents are still sleeping underneath!"

Madoka immediately covered her mouth, but her big eyes were full of smiles.

Sitting beside Lu Cheng, he grabbed Lu Cheng's arm: "It's best to be Brother Lu Cheng." ”

"Okay, okay, okay, let go of my arm and go to sleep!" Lu Cheng twitched a few times, but didn't pull out his arm.

"Okay, Brother Lu Cheng, see you tomorrow. ”

After speaking, Xiaoyuan let go of Lu Cheng's arm and ran to Lu Cheng's bedroom in a hurry.

"Don't jump!"

"I'm sorry, I forgot, I slept, I haven't slept in a long time. Good night, Brother Lu Cheng. With that, he closed the door.

Lu Cheng tapped his head with a headache.

What the hell is going on?

With Lu Cheng's energy, he also eased up at this time, picked up the book left by the sect master, and began to look through it.

The more I looked at it, the more wrong it became, and then I hatefully threw "How to Successfully Flirt with a Girl" and "How to Fall in Love with an Inhuman Heterosexual" on the ground.

These books that are not suitable for children should all be burned and burned!

The morning air was exceptionally clear, and Lu Cheng was in the courtyard, playing a set of punches he had learned from Wang Ren.

"Little Town, why do you wake up so early? Didn't you like to sleep in the past? When did you ...... What are you doing here? Don't scare your grandmother. "Lu Cheng's mother got up and saw Lu Cheng practicing martial arts in the courtyard.

"I'm a Bull Demon Fist, Mom, you don't understand. ”

Lu Cheng continued to practice one move at a time, his body was already wet, and this set of punches was to mobilize the muscles of the whole body and coordinate various parts to achieve the effect of exerting force like a bull demon.

"Hooligan boxing! Why don't you learn something good?"

“......”

Lu Cheng almost let it out in one go, and spurted out a mouthful of old blood by the way.

finally held back and hurriedly collected the work. A breath of white gas shot out more than a meter away like a sword.

"I also learned to smoke, and the more I learned, the more hooligan I learned. Lu Cheng's mother shook her head and lit a fire to make breakfast.

Lu Cheng looked at his mother speechlessly, he couldn't explain it if he was really reasonable. Not to mention that it is not explained at all.

Could it be that your son is now a cultivator and can no longer be regarded as a pure human being?

"Xiaocheng, come here, look at what's wrong with my foot?" Lu Cheng's father shouted in the house.

Lu Cheng hurriedly ran into the house and saw his father jumping in place a few times.

“......”

What's going on?

"Hello, uncle. Madoka grinned, and stood at the door at some point, the morning sun shining on her, a little dazzling.

"Xiaoyuan, did you come to you Brother Lu Cheng so early?" Lu Cheng's father stopped, looked at Xiaoyuan and laughed, "Yes, okay, yesterday it was swollen like a radish, but I didn't expect that as soon as I got up, I suddenly got better, and after walking a few steps, I remembered that I sprained it yesterday." ”

"Okay. ”

"Follow me up. Lu Cheng grabbed Xiaoyuan's arm and walked upstairs.

"Uncle, I'll talk to Brother Lu Cheng about something first, and I'll come back to accompany you later. ”

Don't forget to pull the relationship when you're gone?

"Go, go. As he spoke, he jumped on the spot a few more times and burst out laughing.

"My son, are you crazy?" came from Grandma's voice from inside the house.

Lu Cheng almost stumbled.

No, I'm also a member of this family!

Ran away and pulled Madoka into the house.

Lu ...... I didn't see anything!" Zhang Quan, who was just getting up and going out, closed the door again.

"I ......" Lu Cheng looked at the ceiling speechlessly. This really can't be explained anymore.

"Brother Lu Cheng, what's wrong?" Xiao Yuan innocently looked at Lu Cheng, whose face was red and white, and took Lu Cheng's pulse with his backhand, "It's okay, I thought you had gone crazy in practice." ”

"You're just going crazy, your whole family is crazy!"

Lu Cheng weakly shook off Xiao Yuan's hand and sat down on the sofa by himself. He didn't even dare to let Madoka hear it now. I'm really afraid that this snake demon will make some noise again.

"Brother Lu Cheng, I'm sorry to you for what I did yesterday, as long as you don't drive me away, that small well, let them toss as much as they like. I secretly rejuvenated my uncle's sprained foot last night, you see, isn't he better?"

Madoka followed with low eyebrows, like a schoolboy who had done something wrong waiting for the teacher's criticism.

"You...... You didn't sleep well last night, and you sneaked into my parents' bedroom!" Lu Cheng looked at Madoka in despair.

"Sneaking in? No, I jumped out of the window, changed back to my original form, and slipped in. ”

"Turn back...... Change back to your original form!" Lu Cheng realized that his voice seemed too loud, and hurriedly lowered his voice.

"It's okay, Brother Lu Cheng, don't worry, with my way, your parents will definitely not find out. Madoka said with some smugness.

"Okay, I'd like to believe that, but don't you think it's wrong when you sneak into my parents' bedroom? It's a private ......space!

Before Lu Cheng finished speaking, Xiao Yuan grabbed it and continued: "It's like, where I sleep, was built by your father and them, I was very angry because they broke into my private space, I know, Brother Lu Cheng." Aren't I doing it for my uncle's good? You don't want his leg to be swollen for ten days and a half months, are you? You're so filial, so sensible, so handsome, so cute......"

"Stop, stop, I can't talk about you, what you say makes sense. ”

Lu Cheng picked up the books thrown on the sofa, picked out those that were not suitable for children, and was about to take them to the hole in the stove where he was cooking below, and if he let others see them, he didn't know what to think.

"Can you leave that book for me?" Madoka said timidly, her face suddenly flushed.

"Which one?" Lu Cheng asked casually.

"This is it. Madoka shyly turned her face away and didn't dare to look at it, but she was pointing to "How to Fall in Love with the Opposite Sex of the Non-Human Race" in Lu Cheng's hand.

Lu Cheng: "......"

Ignore her, yes, ignore her.

I took the book and went straight downstairs.