I obviously got the Liaozhai painting book, I can shuttle between the two worlds, make a fortune from now on, marry Bai Fumei, and walk to the peak of life is a normal script!

But Bai Ze looked at his embarrassed appearance, since he got the picture book, he slept later than a dog, got up earlier than a chicken, worked more than a donkey, and ate less than a pig.

It turned out that the way to get rich was to rely on wine worms to make wine, but this little guy brewed a cup and drank two boxes.

When people compare their employees, they say that he eats grass and milks milk. But this little guy is like eating the best beef, squeezing the soil of the Mmp planet.

If you don't put a trademark, this thing is just dirt everywhere and worthless. Paste the trademark, so good, congratulations on your water meter will be broken soon, and the repair personnel will knock on the door immediately to check.

Now even the turtle treasure that Bai Ze gave high hopes for was found to be a waste snack, and the little steel jump he picked up, he didn't know if it was enough to match the traditional Chinese medicine money for blood tonic wine.

Although he still has 7,000 yuan in land sales deposits in his bank, he exercises now, and he has to prepare medicinal wine once a week, and when the wine worm licks two drops of spiritual wine, and drinks more edible alcohol, he can drink ten kilograms of potbelly worms every day.

Thinking of this, Bai Ze suddenly felt that the road of life was really gloomy, and he opened the door of his home listlessly.

The two parents have a party tonight, and Luo Zhi has already called Bai Ze to tell him.

Bai Ze looked at the pair of small pink leather boots in the shoe cabinet, drank two glasses of water to moisten his throat, and shouted:

"Drag the oil bottle, let's solve dinner by ourselves today, come out, let's go out to eat barbecue and go to the buffet." ”

The room was quiet, without any reflection, Bai Ze waited for a while, and wanted to knock on Tang Xiaoman's door suspiciously, but the door was just a cover, and Bai Ze touched it and naturally opened.

The room was empty, and there was no one, Bai Ze was a little puzzled, exited the room, took out his mobile phone, and wanted to call Tang Xiaoman.

Bai Ze pushed open his door and was suddenly stunned, did he forget to lock the door when he went out?

With the light of the living room, Bai Ze faintly saw a small figure lying on the bed, turned on the light and looked, sure enough, Tang Xiaoman was sleeping soundly on his back.

Looking at the empty bottle on the ground, Bai Ze picked it up and smelled it, and a blueberry smell came to his nose.

Bai Ze suddenly figured out what had happened, felt very crying and laughing, and took out the wine worm from his clothes pocket.

Recently, for some reason, the wine worm has become very sleepy, and it is full of energy every morning and evening, and now is the time for it to wake up, and the wine worm is actively crawling around in Bai Ze's palm, and there is no peace for a moment.

Bai Ze nodded its little head and asked, "Little guy, there's nothing wrong with the wine you brewed, right?"

The wine worm swayed its body, broke free from Bai Ze's fingers, and shook its head triumphantly.

Bai Ze put the wine worm into its towel nest and pinched Tang Xiaoman's nose, she frowned at first, then opened her mouth and took two breaths, and a small hand pulled impatiently towards her face.

Bai Ze let go of his hand, lowered his head, and whispered in her ear:

"Steamed sweet and sour pork ribs, kimchi fish, snowflake shark fin, puff pastry lobster, fried pork in sauce, hot and sour elbow, crispy duck with sesame seeds, crystal hoof fragrant meat, crispy fried beef rolls, braised crucian carp in sauce, hot and sour saliva chicken, sweet and sour fish ......"

Bai Ze reported the name of the dish, as if the delicacy was right in front of him, and sighed: "Wow, it's so fragrant!"

Tang Xiaoman swallowed his saliva in a daze, involuntarily spit out his pink little tongue, and licked his lips.

Bai Ze stood up and turned his back, coughed lightly, and said, "If I don't get up again, I'll eat it myself!"

Tang Xiaoman immediately bounced off the bed, and before his eyes opened, he spoke loudly first:

"I want to eat too, leave me some!"

After that, Tang Xiaoman opened his eyes, jumped up energetically, grabbed Bai Ze's sleeve, and looked left and right.

Bai Ze flicked her brain, and said: "None of what I said just now, if you don't get up again, you won't even have a self-service barbecue." ”

Tang Xiaoman pursed his mouth in disappointment, slumped on the bed and stared at Bai Ze's back resentfully.

Two hours later, Tang Xiaoman watched in shock as Bai Ze stuffed the last piece of barbecue into his mouth, and couldn't help but look down at his little belly, unable to figure out where so much meat had been eaten.

Bai Ze wiped his oily mouth, picked up a piece of watermelon, and said:

"Don't look at me so surprised, close your mouth. Say, what did you do in my room, and when did you secretly match my room key. ”

Tang Xiaoman closed his mouth, rolled his eyes, and exaggeratedly praised:

"Brother, you are so good! Our barbecue is definitely not a loss, I heard that people who can eat it are very blessed......"

Bai Ze took a bite of watermelon, spit out two watermelon seeds, and said without raising his head:

"Don't change the subject, don't explain it well, and be careful with a big bag on your head. ”

The exaggerated expression on Tang Xiaoman's face immediately disappeared, and he wilted listlessly.

"When did you get the key?"

"Last month. ”

"Huh?!"

"Four years ago. ”

"Ahh

"Really, I kid you not. Tang Xiaoman raised his head aggrievedly.

Bai Ze patted his swollen head, waved his hand and said, "You just didn't lie to me, so you were shocked to know, return the key to me." ”

Tang Xiaoman lowered his head, took out a bear key chain from his pocket, and put it on the table.

"What do you want to do in my room?"

"Find out if you're my brother. ”

"The result?"

"Yes!"

Bai Ze finished eating a piece, picked up another piece of watermelon, and suddenly asked, "Did you steal the wine in the bottle?"

Tang Xiaoman didn't react for a while, lowered his head and replied, "Yes." ”

Speaking of this, Tang Xiaoman's eyes suddenly lit up, and he raised his head and said back: "Brother, you actually hide wine in the room!"

Bai Ze was stuck, forcibly took out his brother's dignity, sat up straight, and said condescendingly: "Don't change the topic!"

After years of experience in struggle, Tang Xiaoman doesn't eat this set, although he is small, he is full of momentum:

"Okay, I'm going to tell my mom to go, my brother not only hid the wine, but also gave me the wine. ”

Bai Ze saw that the situation was not good, and decided to agitate the method, "How old are you, you will know how to find your mother as soon as you have a little trouble, can you be a gentleman!"

Tang Xiaoman did not fall behind at all, and retorted with bright eyes: "I am only ten years old this year, in the fifth grade of primary school, and I was instigated by my bad brother to drink and drunk. And I'm a cute little girl, not a gentleman!"

Bai Ze faintly sweated on his head, and decided to educate her with a good outlook on life, and followed the good path:

"Xiao Man, how can you lie at such a young age! Wine, obviously you drank it yourself! Lying is not what a good boy should do. ”

Tang Xiaoman seemed to be a victorious general, and said arrogantly: "It's okay not to tell the truth, two questions." ”

Bai Ze handed her a piece of watermelon and bent over, as if he was a second devil who was filial to Taijun.

Tang Xiaoman took a bite of the watermelon and asked, "Brother, what have you been busy with lately?"

Bai Ze's mind turned, thinking that sooner or later he would not be able to hide some of his strange actions, and replied honestly: "Exercise and learn ancient texts." ”

Tang Xiaoman asked in surprise, "Why?"

Bai Ze smiled proudly on his face: "Two questions, learning these is to strengthen the body and be interested!"

Tang Xiaoman took a bite of the watermelon hatefully, and muttered to himself: "If you don't want to say it, you don't want to say it, what kind of interest is the ghost, fooling children, hum!"