The world is bustling, all for profit, the world is bustling, all for profit. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

This is a universal and holy principle.

Therefore, whether it is the Three Realms or any other big world, what the people of Shengdou want is nothing more than the ascension and twilight. From this point of view, what Bajie said seems to make sense.

Goku asked, "What about the specifics?"

Bajie said: "That's how I think about it, let's become mortals, just find a small hill that is infested with people and something, and then we start digging, digging and digging, and we want the local people to see it, the more people see it, the better." If someone asks us what we're digging, we say we're digging for gold. Brother Monkey, you should understand what I'm talking about, right?"

Wukong said, "Well, if someone asks us why we're digging here, we'll tell them that they're guided by God. But what about this gold? Will you let me make some false gold?"

Bajie said: "Of course, you can't use fake gold, so sooner or later you will have to expose your stuffing." Let's just use real gold, or pearl agate, anyway, we can dig whatever is valuable. ”

Wukong said: "It turns out that we have to pay out of our own pockets? ”

Bajie said: "As the saying goes, reluctant children can't trap wolves." In order to be able to complete the task, we have nothing to spend. ”

Wukong said: "This is a good idea, you can try it." What about the others, is there anything better?"

The Roaring Sky Dog said: "If you want to not spend money, in fact, I have a way. ”

Wukong said: "Oh, you can complete the task without spending money?

"Let's divide into two groups, one pretending to be robbers to scare them, and the other pretending to be God's messengers to save them. That way, we won't have to spend a penny to complete the task. ”

Wukong praised: "Not bad, this method is also good, it seems that Xiaotian is a person who can live." Besides, do you have any other ideas?"

Dao Ji said: "It's better to pretend to be a robber than to directly pretend to be Satan's men and horses to rob their money, their food, and their women." If you design it this way, you can also give Black Satan a handful by the way. ”

Wukong said: "Daoji, you are really insidious. ”

Dao Ji said: "Use your brain, divergent thinking, as long as you are willing to work hard, I can come up with any idea." ”

Wukong said: "Okay, tomorrow we will try it with Daoji's method." But who will play the good guy and who will play the bad guy?"

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, you are wise and martial, so you are naturally a good person." Wujing is honest by nature, and Xiaolong is handsome, just right to pretend to be your follower. As for Dao Ji, he looks obscene, and he can just play the bad guy, so Xiao Tian can pretend to be his dog. ”

The Roaring Sky Dog said angrily: "Okay, you pig-headed bing, do you talk like this! You are a dog, and your whole family is a dog!"

Bajie laughed and said: "You call me a pig's head, how can I be a dog?"

The roaring dog said: "I'm a dog, I'm not a dog!

Why are you talking and quarreling again? This time, Wukong can be considered to have realized the difficulty of Xuanzang being a master, and this team is not easy to lead.

In line with the responsibility of an acting project manager, Wukong had no choice but to stand up and play a round: "Hey, hey, I said you two, now that you're talking about business, why are you arguing again? By the way, I said Bajie, you haven't said which side you are playing. ”

Bajie said: "Of course I'm pretending to be a bad guy, robbing money, food, and women, I'll rob them all!"

Wukong said: "You can't fake it, right? We came from the Three Realms, and we can't lose the face of our own big world." ”

Bajie said: "Then I still have to pretend to be a good person, and I have to be beaten if I pretend to be a bad person, and I haven't taken advantage of it yet, it's really a loss." ”

Wukong said, "Okay, I'll make the decision." Xiao Tian is a guest I invited, of course I can't pretend to be a bad guy. This is just me and Dao Ji, as well as Bajie, and the rest are all good people. ”

With a single sentence, he decided on the roles to be played by the players, and the discussion ended. After the meeting, playing mahjong, and sleeping until late at night, the night passed like this.

The next day, the members began to act in good spirits.

According to the plan, Wukong, Bajie and Daoji, the three bad guys, will go first, and when the time is ripe, Wujing and others will appear in time to beat away the bad guys and save the residents of the town.

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Today, the dilapidated cow dung town ushered in a group of evil guests, and the leaders are naturally our three gentlemen, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Daoji. As for their gang of dogs, they were transformed by Goku using monkey hair.

As soon as they entered the town, they shouted for protection money and harassed them from house to house. In a short time, the town's square was sparsely populated with townspeople.

Wukong said, "We are the messengers sent by Lord Lucifer, and now we have officially taken over this town. From now on, your possessions will be ours, and our possessions will still be ours, and those who disobey will be pulled out and shot!" ）

At this time, an old townsman said: "Report to the king, our town is poor and dingle, and there is gold and silver in wood!" (cough, this passage is still in English, the same below.) ）

Wukong said: "Wood has gold and silver, then grab the grain!"

The old man said, "Report to the king, the people in our town are digging wild vegetables, catching mice, and catching insects to survive. Food, too!"

Wukong and the others didn't believe it, so they searched from house to house, and found that there was really not a grain of grain in this town.

There are gold and silver treasures, and there are also grains, which can stump Wukong.

Bajie reminded on the side: "Brother Monkey, woman, woman." ”

By the way, this woman can't be without it, right?, so Wukong continued, "Since you are so poor, then we have to rob women!"

As soon as I heard that I was here to rob women, seven or eight yellow-faced and thin-skinned women immediately rushed to stand up.

One of the women shouted, "Uncle, what are you still grabbing? If you want to play, go to the back room to play, and the slaves will prepare all the beds and quilts for you!"

As soon as these words came out, Wukong and the others were defeated!

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The first plan was aborted, and then the preparation of the second plan began.

Wukong and the others changed again, and then they took shovels, crowbars and other tools to a small hill near the town and dug up.

Because it is close to the town, it was naturally discovered by a group of townspeople who went up the mountain to dig wild vegetables and catch insects.

One of the townspeople asked, "Hey, buddy, you don't look like people from around here, why are you stealing the wild vegetables from our town?"

Wukong said: "We are from the far east. We're not here to dig wild vegetables, we're here to dig up treasures. ”

As soon as they heard that they were digging for treasure, the townsfolk who were digging wild vegetables nearby burst into laughter.

Dao Ji asked curiously, "Is it strange to dig up treasures, why are you laughing?"

A townsman said: "The people of our town dig wild vegetables on this mountain every day, and I have never heard of anyone digging up treasures." I can't imagine that you actually went all the way to our place where birds don't to dig for treasure, you say, you are not teasing, who is teasing?"

Eight precepts: "Amitabha Buddha ......"

Wukong hurriedly stopped: "Bajie, it's a slip!"

Bajie hurriedly changed his words and said: "Ahem, you guys who don't know anything! We came here under the guidance of the Lord, how can we return empty-handed? The Lord said that there is treasure here, and there must be it." I won't tell you, and I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, Amen. ”

With that, the crowd continued to dig again. The townsfolk next to them were also curious, so they gathered around to watch them dig.

It didn't take long for Wukong to dig up a gold ingot. He shouted, "Dig it, dig it! What a big piece of dog's head gold!"

Hold the grass!

The townspeople were immediately red-eyed, and they went home one after another to call their wives and children to dig together. It's a pity that no matter how much they dig up, they can't dig a dime.

At this time, the members of the scripture-learning team dug up several gold ingots one after another, which made those townspeople envious.

A few thieves and rat-eyed townspeople exchanged glances, as if they wanted to kill people and buy goods.

Wukong saw it in his eyes and laughed, "What? Do you want to rob? Actually, there is no need for this." I say to you, if you are willing to pray to God, then you too can dig gold!"