Chapter 34: You Come, You Have Small Breasts
Ye Canglan fell to the floor in pain, looking at the instructor with a murderous eye.
5 minutes ago -
Ye Canglan, who had tried the white ball, hurriedly reminded everyone:
"Watch out for the white ball, it's no joke to get smashed. ”
Everyone saw that Ye Canglan was not joking, and immediately became cautious.
Taking advantage of the fact that the next round of attacks had not yet begun, Tu Qianwen, a good-hearted girl, wanted to help up the few fallen teammates.
She smiled and reached out to someone who had regained consciousness.
"Uh..... Let me lie down, it's good to make a salted fish. ”
When the man had finished speaking, he went back to his stomach and pretended to be dead.
Tu Qianwen withdrew his hand in disdain.
Ye Canglan walked up to her and said mysteriously:
"Let him lie on his stomach, he probably won't be able to get up when he thinks about it. ”
The red light on the ball machine flashed again, and everyone knew that the next wave of attacks was about to begin.
This time, the serve was almost the same as last time, and it hit everyone according to the shape of the waves.
"Twice as much as I can dodge. ”
"That's it, when we're brain-dead, hahaha...."
Many people were relieved to see the serving rules of this level, and some even began to chat while dodging the ball.
However, Ye Canglan was a little nervous and looked above his head from time to time.
"Canglan, why do you keep looking at it, is there a trap?"
Tu Qianwen's observation is good, and when he saw Ye Canglan looking up, he realized that something was wrong.
"I can't be too sure, but if it weren't for my delusion, I just saw a red light flashing on the ceiling as well. ”
"Oh, Sister Canglan, you just have too many nerves, learn from me and the mountain's suffering.
Yuwen Digest Star and Dashan Meng were actually provoking ballet, speaking of these two people, Ye Canglan didn't know how to describe their nerves, and when they danced, a white ball couldn't stick to the corner of their clothes.
Ignoring these two or two goods, Ye Canglan still remained vigilant.
At this time, the offensive of the ball machine has slowed down, which is a sign that it is going to pass.
Just when everyone is happy-
"Knock knock!"
The ceiling suddenly opened, and then the white ball invaded and fell from the top of everyone's heads, catching everyone off guard, and more than a dozen people were smashed at once, and they fell to the ground in pain and trembled violently.
"Be careful!"
Ye Canglan, who had already taken precautions, dragged Tu Qianwen, who was still stunned, to dodge many balls.
Unlike them, the two or two goods who were still dancing ballet over there were smashed and scurryed, but fortunately, Dashan Meng's tall figure helped Yuwen Jie Xing block many white balls.
"Poof. ”
Seeing the embarrassed appearance of these two people, Tu Qianwen couldn't help but smile.
"Laugh, hurry up and run by yourself!"
I didn't expect Tu Qianwen to have the time to watch other people's jokes, and he was about to go crazy with this burden.
Tu Qianwen, who reacted at this time, responded stupidly:
"Oh oh! I'm sorry...."
Looking at this stupid child, Ye Canglan shook his head in despair.
There was also an episode on the way to escape -
Bray, who was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, thought that he had successfully dodged the fourth round of attacks, and when he was extremely proud in his heart, the next moment the white ball in the sky fell down, and he didn't even have a chance to get up, so he fell to the ground and cried.
Because he couldn't dodge the white ball lying on the ground, the pain on his body was endless, and just when he was about to be tossed and crazy, Bray heard the sound of Ye Canglan and Tu Qianwen talking.
"Two angel sisters, help!"
Although Tu Qianwen heard Bray's cry for help, he didn't step forward.
In her heart, she thought like this: When people call an angel to save him, she can't take the initiative to rub it shamelessly, and if she really doesn't call herself, then she can't lose the dead.
If Bray knew Tu Qianwen's thoughts, it was estimated that it would be 10,000 sentences of "MMP".
Fortunately, our Ye Canglan beauty was thick-skinned, and trotted to Bray's side and asked:
"Uncle needs help?"
"Canglan Angel, can you help me take the ball off my body, don't worry that I have gloves here, as long as you don't push too hard, it won't cause pain. ”
Bray found that the reason why it hurts so much after being hit by the ball is because it magnifies the pain of the person by 10 times, and the ball sent by the ball machine will naturally hurt to death, but as long as the ball is taken down, it will be fine.
"Oh, okay, no problem. ”
After a while, Ye Canglan and Tu Qianwen spun in the sky with a piece of clothing in their hands, sweeping away all the white balls, while Bray was dragged naked, trembling on the ground and waiting for the destruction of the little white balls.
Seeing Ye Canglan's method, the people present followed suit, and they all took off their clothes to block the white balls in the sky.
Pass the fourth level!
The instructors on the field were very "pleased" to see these people so opportunistic, and then went to the computer room to debug the ball machine for a while.
When the instructor turned around, Ye Canglan happened to see him with the thief's smile.
The ball machines in all directions were shining with red light, and then the nightmare of Ye Canglan and his group began.
After 10 minutes –
Ye Canglan fell to the ground with white balls on his body, convulsed in pain, glared at the instructor angrily, and then concentrated on enduring the pain.
As far as the eye could see, more than 30 people fell to the ground, miserable.
"The effect of the white ball lasts for 5 minutes, you can get up quickly after enjoying it, and the next batch of people will use it. ”
When Ye Canglan and the others walked out of the training room, they happened to see the group of people who had been punished for frog jumping walking towards them.
Jian Feibai implemented the tradition of being the lowest of his own people, endured the remaining pain, ran to them enthusiastically, and said:
"Hey, you're back, I'll tell you, that training room thief is fun, it's not easy, you should go and experience it." ”
Saying that, Jian Feibai also showed that lingering look.
When Jian Feibai said this, everyone's tired bodies seemed to be gone, and they longed for the training room.
When Jian Feibai came back, everyone gave him a thumbs up.
Next, Ye Canglan did not go directly to the cafeteria but rushed back to the dormitory to take a bath, and naturally accompanied by Yuwen Digesting Star and Tu Qianwen.
Speaking of bathing, although Ye Canglan didn't resist much, it was limited to the independent bathroom. So she offered to take a separate bath, but unsurprisingly the two girls refused.
"I'm protesting! You must want to wash first. ”
"Seconded!"
Looking at the indignant appearance of these two people, Ye Canglan can't say that he was a man in his previous life, see if you take a bath, your conscience can't get by.
"Then you can wash the head first. ”
"Protest! We don't want to be born on the same day and month, but we want to be bathed on the same day, month, and year!"
"Seconded!"
"Two dead girls, okay, wash together, wash together, don't say that I'll take advantage of you. 」
Ye Canglan had already thought in his mind how to take advantage of them when the time came.
The reality is always cruel, and as soon as I entered the bathroom, I was stripped naked by the two women, and in the end I was eaten and wiped aside.
"Sister Canglan is good everywhere, but her breasts are a little smaller. ”
"yes, it's so good to be flexible. ”
Ye Canglan, who was squatting in the corner and trembling, couldn't help but protest in a whisper:
"How can the world be flat if the chest is uneven. ”
Then after being glared at by the two women maliciously, there was only a small sob.
Out of the bathroom, the two girls drank milk and said happily:
"Afterwards, a bottle of milk competed with the living immortals. ”