Zhao Ming works as a technician in an electronics factory in Da GH, and his income is only five or six thousand a month, and he has no girlfriend at the age of twenty-five, so he is a single dog!

In this materialistic society, when you go out, your pockets are flowing water, and your heart is bleeding! Zhao Ming was forced to become a dead house! Usually you can only stay at home on holidays to be the king, and as a platinum scumbag, you have no consciousness at all. In the game, he has practiced an invulnerable skin, and he has also practiced the ability to be both civil and military! Wen Neng sprays his teammates all over the screen to hang up, and Wu Neng sends people to the head for thousands of miles! Although he loses more and wins less, and is sometimes reported and banned by his teammates, he is still happy! He even dragged his old watch and a few friends into this god pit, or he went to QE e-sports or dog fighting live broadcast, and went to this live broadcast room to see how the anchor operated the king to pit his teammates, and the live broadcast room to see the anchor Jedi box spirit, and sometimes went to the sister's live broadcast room to see the ball.

"Does the old man work overtime tomorrow?" finally stayed up until Friday, and after getting off work, Zhao Ming's old cousin Xiang Jiaxing ran to his rental house to ask.

"If you don't work overtime tomorrow, what's wrong?" Zhao Ming asked while washing rice.

"Have you eaten? I'll cook more rice if you haven't eaten! Your wife hasn't got off work, so you can eat here together!" For children who grew up in the countryside, cooking is a basic skill. Generally, boys who can cook are more favored by girls, but they are basically useless to Zhao Ming! I don't have a boring sex friend in a dead house, and I don't usually talk to girls, how can I be favored by girls? I deserve a single dog!

"Okay! Then you cook more! My wife hasn't gotten off work yet, and she won't get off work until eight o'clock! If we don't go to work tomorrow, let's go fishing, right?" Xiang Jiaxing, who was sitting on the sofa and stroked the king, replied.

"Okay, I still have some bacon in the refrigerator, you can help me take it out and wash it! I'll make a fish head tofu soup first." ”

"Okay! I'll talk about it when I'm done with this!"

"MD, you don't have to eat when you're done masturbating! Forget it, I'll do it myself!" Zhao Ming was speechless

"Then you can do it first! I'll just wait for the meal while I masturbate!"

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After cleaning up the fish head, put oil in the pot and heat it, fry the fish head in oil, Zhao Ming quickly poured the ginger, garlic and small red pepper that had been packed up in front of him like a pan and fried it fragrantly, and then poured water into the pot, added some salt and other water to boil.

Waiting for the water to boil, Zhao Ming slipped to his old watch and took a look: "You are a pit for a day, what kind of big sword you play, and there is no one with a 1-6-1 record!"

"You know what a fart! I sacrificed myself to cover my teammates, and my death is glorious!" said Xiang Jiaxing.

Seeing that the big sword played by Xiang Jiaxing was killed by the little short leg again, Zhao Ming immediately opened up on the side: "I'm your teammate, I'll stand in the spring and you spray you! Nima is too pit, there is no one with teammates like you! Forget it, the pot is boiling, I'm going to eat tofu!"

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Looking at the old watch that went to the kitchen, 10,000 alpacas galloped past Xiang Jiaxing's heart.

Zhao Ming came to the kitchen, saw that the water in the pot was already boiling, picked up a whole piece of tofu soaked in the basin in his hand, and then cut it into the pot piece by piece with a knife.

After finishing the incident, I ran to the living room, opened the refrigerator, took out the bacon I brought from my hometown and cut it down. This bacon is still brought home for the New Year, this is December, put it in the refrigerator has not been very willing to eat, only today to take it out.

Cut the bacon and chili peppers, put them on a plate and set them aside, peel and shred the potatoes bought at the vegetable market when I came back from work, cut the small red peppers that were not used up when making the soup, and cut the ginger and garlic into rice for later use. Then wash the greens in a pot and set aside.

Glancing at the pot, the fish head tofu soup in the pot has been boiled milky white. Take out a soup pot from under the table, put the soup in the pot into the soup pot, and then throw some prepared green onions and coriander, and the fish head tofu soup is completed.

After looking at the time, it was almost seven forty o'clock, and it was almost eight o'clock after finishing the rest of the dishes. The friend who shared the house with Zhao Ming also got off work at eight o'clock, and the two of them should have almost arrived home at eight o'clock.

The house rented by Zhao Ming is a two-bedroom apartment with a bathroom and a kitchen, which is 600 yuan together. If you share a house with others, you can pay more than 400 yuan a month even for water and electricity bills, but you buy appliances such as refrigerators, air conditioners, and washing machines yourself.

A stir-fried bacon with green peppers, a fried shredded potatoes, and a stir-fried green vegetables, three dishes and one soup are ready! Zhao Ming cleaned up the kitchen again, and the other two who worked overtime until eight o'clock also went home.

Glancing at the old watch, the pit ratio opened another game, and just halfway through the game, he said to the old watch's wife Zhang Shuang and the guy Zeng Zhigao who shared the house: "Let's eat first, don't wait for the pit ratio!"

"You can't eat leisurely, is the game so fun?" Zhang Shuang said to Jiaxing.

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Xiang Jiaxing immediately threw his mobile phone to the side, picked up his rice bowl and started eating.

The corners of Zhao Ming's mouth twitched

I said how do I always encounter a pit than teammates who hang up, I have a sentence MMP, I don't know if I am an oar!

After eating, Zhang Shuang began to clean up the mess. Zhao Ming saw that someone was cleaning up, so he pulled Xiang Jiaxing and Zeng Zhigao together for three blacks.

The three blacks are really the three blacks! In the sentence of pit comparison and shouting, the three of them kept losing more and winning less until 11 o'clock.

Early the next morning, Xiang Jiaxing ran over to call for a bed!

Zhao Ming looked at the time, MD only got up at seven o'clock so early, his brain was in water, right?

"Do you have to fish so early, wait until I sleep again!" Zhao Ming covered his head and continued to sleep.

Xiang Jiaxing lifted the quilt: "Sleep wool!

Zhao Ming looked at Xiang Jiaxing speechlessly, and was helplessly dragged up by Xiang Jiaxing.

At half past seven, two people rode a broken electric donkey to the breakfast stall to buy a few steamed buns, and then ran to a small shop to buy two bottles of milk and water and set off.

After riding for about ten minutes, I came to a fish pond and began to tinker with equipment. As soon as the rod was thrown into the pond, the owner of the pond came to collect the money.

One person and one hand pole for four hours, and the two of them paid two hundred yuan to the boss together, and the boss opened a small ticket and left.

For more than an hour, the fish didn't move, as if it had been thrown into a well! Zhao Ming took out his mobile phone to read a novel boredly, this was Xiang Jiaxing's fish.

"Old watch, hurry up and take the net to copy the fish!" Xiang Jiaxing hurriedly asked Zhao Ming to help copy the fish.

Zhao Ming casually stuffed the mobile phone he was reading a novel into his chest pocket, picked up the net and ran to Xiang Jiaxing. Xiang Jiaxing slowly pulled the fish to the side, and Zhao Ming hurriedly bent down to copy the fish.

"Knock" only heard a sound of water, and the mobile phone in Zhao Ming's jacket pocket was drawn into the pond, and the fish on Xiang Jiaxing's fish hook also escaped and ran away.

Zhao Ming took the net, looked at the 100 yuan and four-hour fish pond and wanted to cry without tears: "MD, I just spent more than 2,000 oceans to buy the big HW!"

Xiang Jiaxing also looked at Zhao Ming with a painful face: This unlucky child! forget if the fish ran away, the mobile phone went to the fish pond to take a bath.

"Hurry up and use the copy net to catch the mobile phone! You just make a joke! Where to put the mobile phone is not good, you have to put it in your jacket pocket! You have a lot of money, and you just broke a mobile phone in front of you, and you just bought it for half a month and gave the mobile phone a bath, you are rich and capricious!" Xiang Jiaxing snatched the copy net and began to fish it up at the place where the mobile phone fell into the water.

You fish for a while, I'll fish for a while! The two of them fished for about ten minutes, and Zhao Ming finally scooped up the mobile phone that was full of mud.

Zhao Ming washed his mobile phone full of mud in the fish pond, and frantically threw the water on the shore.

Xiang Jiaxing looked at him speechlessly with a fishing rod.

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Throwing off the water, Zhao Ming threw his mobile phone on the rocks on the shore and continued to fish.

The two teases didn't even catch fish hairs in the back, and when the time came at 12 o'clock, the two of them packed up their equipment and prepared to go home.

Zhao Ming picked up the mobile phone that was drying on the stone, pressed the start button, but there was no hair reaction, so he threw the mobile phone into his pocket, and the two rode the broken electric donkey and went home in a gray manner.