Text Chapter 163: If there is a vain, it will live up to the name of the great saint!

Wukong saw Xuanzang and said, "Master, this task is too pitiful. ”

Xuanzang asked, "What's wrong?"

Wukong said: "That Golden Sacred Palace is really hateful! She obviously heard me talking, but ignored me. ”

Xuanzang said: "Didn't you go to fight monsters, why did you go to talk to the lady of the Golden Saint Palace?"

Wukong said: "That monster has a very powerful baby, which is not easy to deal with, and I am ready to find another breakthrough in the plot." ”

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, you want to take a shortcut again!"

Wukong said: "Master, as the saying goes, all roads can lead to the western sky." You're going to give me a tip. ”

Xuanzang thought for a while and said, "Could it be that there are some mission props missing?"

After being reminded by Xuanzang, Wukong immediately came to his senses: "Token! There must be a token missing!"

Xuanzang said: "That's right." That lady doesn't know you, so why should you believe that you are there to save her?"

Wukong said: "Then I'll go to the king." ”

As soon as he said and did, Goku went to the palace to meet the king.

The king asked, "Elder Sun, have you caught that monster?"

Wukong said: "Your Majesty, the monster has not been caught for the time being, but I have already seen Niangniang, but it is a pity that she ignores me." ”

The king said, "Didn't you tell her that I asked you to save her?"

Wukong said: "I said it. ”

The king said sadly, "Oh, has the widow's Golden Sacred Palace changed its mind?5555......"

Wukong comforted: "Your Majesty, don't worry. My master said that most of the time my mother didn't believe me, so she ignored me. ”

The king turned to his worries and asked, "What then?"

Wukong said, "Token! I'm missing a token." ”

The king was overjoyed and said, "Yes, how could she believe you without a token?" Well, I have a pair of golden treasure strings here, which were the objects of my love affair with the Golden Sacred Palace. As long as she sees these strings, she will definitely believe you. ”

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Goku's efficiency is high!

As soon as he got the golden treasure string, he went to the Golden Sacred Palace non-stop.

As Xuanzang expected, when the Golden Saint Palace saw this key task prop, he immediately exclaimed: "Why is my bracelet here with you!"

Wukong said: "Hey, I finally have a reaction! Niangniang, this is what the king asked me to bring to you." ”

The mother asked, "Long live the lord is okay?"

Wukong comforted her: "He eats well, sleeps well, and is in good spirits." ”

Niangniang cried: "Your Majesty must have forgotten the mourning family, 5555......"

It's actually wrong to comfort!

Wukong hurriedly said: "Your husband didn't forget you, and he asked me to save you." ”

The mother turned her worries into joy and said, "Then you can help me out!"

Wukong said: "It's no problem if I want to come and go freely, but I can't get out if I bring it." ”

The mother said, "What should I do then?"

Wukong said: "If I can kill that Sai Tai Sui, I can save you out." ”

Niangniang said: "Then you will go and kill him!"

Wukong said: "Niangniang and he have been husband and wife for three years, don't you have a little pity?"

The mother said: "I, don't lie to me!"

Wukong said strangely: "Doesn't he have that function?"

Niangniang said: "I don't know about this." ”

Wukong was even more strange and continued to ask, "You mean to say that he captured you for three years, but never touched you?"

Niangniang said: "Yes, you guessed so right." ”

Wukong said: "Is it a monster who believes in Buddhism and is ascetic?"

Niangniang said: "I don't know what he believes." I only know one thing: he will never dare touch me!"

Wukong said: "Female man?"

Niangniang said angrily: "Blind your titanium alloy dog eyes! I look so charming, what point does I look like a woman!"

Wukong said, "Then why doesn't he dare touch you?"

Niangniang said: "When I was arrested, I was actually quite scared. Fortunately, a fairy gave me a colorful fairy robe, which was full of burrs, and if anyone touched it, it would be very itchy. The youkai tried twice, and then he never dared to touch me again. The fairy also said that when the time comes, someone will naturally come to save me, so I am not afraid of this Sai Tai Sui. ”

Wukong suddenly realized: "Oh! I see! Fortunately, the last time I became small, the flying insect only stopped on your bun, not on your shoulder, otherwise I would have been tricked!"

Niangniang said: "Okay, okay, kind monk, you should go fight monsters!"

Wukong smiled: "If this monster was easy to fight, Lao Sun would have killed him a long time ago, but the problem is not so simple." ”

The mother asked, "Is it troublesome?"

Wukong said: "I feel that his bell is very powerful, it is definitely not an ordinary baby!"

The mother said, "Are you talking about the bell? He has always hung it on his waist, and he doesn't even take it off when he eats or sleeps." ”

Wukong said, "Oh, have you ever seen him sleep?"

The mother said, "Bah! How could I have seen him sleep! ”

Wukong said: "What did he say?"

Niangniang said: "He said that this baby comes with an early warning function, which is easy to carry with him for self-defense." ”

Wukong said, "What else did he say? The more detailed the better!"

Niangniang said: "He said that this bell can also spew out samadhi real fire, samadhi real smoke, samadhi real sand, it is a super artifact." ”

Wukong exclaimed: "My hunch is right, Lao Sun, it is indeed a super artifact!"

Niangniang said: "Is it difficult to deal with?"

Wukong said: "Alas, Samadhi is really smoke, this smoke is my nemesis!"

Niangniang said anxiously: "Isn't that the end?"

Wukong said: "It's not that there is no way, but I need your help." ”

Niangniang said: "I'm a weak woman, what can I do to help you?"

Wukong said: "His bell will only call the police when he meets a stranger, right?"

The mother said, "That's right." Do you want me to steal his bell?"

Wukong said: "His mana is profound, you can't steal it." ”

Niangniang said: "Could it be for me to rob it?"

Wukong smiled: "You can't even steal, how can you rob it?" I asked you to go and blind him." ”

Niangniang said: "Meng, I won't be able to do this!"

Wukong said: "What are you afraid of, I will do it!"

The mother said: "But you can't get close to him!"

Wukong said: "I can teach you, and then you go to get him." ”

The mother half-believed and asked, "Can it really work?"

Wukong said: "Old Sun, I am the ancestor of the Mengren! you just need to follow me to learn two tricks, and you can get him!"

Niangniang said: "Hurry up and tell me about it!"

Wukong said: "You come here with your ears, and I will listen to you." ”

The mother really came over with her ears. Goku whispered his idea to her. After listening to this, Niangniang said yes again and again, so she did according to the plan.

Wukong turned into a small flying insect and hid far away.

Niangniang opened the palace gate and shouted: "Is there anyone panting, hurry up and die here!"

Immediately, six banshees came to serve. The banshee said, "Why did the mother call me and wait?"

Niangniang said: "I have something to find the king, you go and talk to me." ”

Although the banshees were surprised, they didn't dare to ask more, and immediately a banshee went to report the news.

The demon king was overjoyed when he got the report, and hurried to see Niangniang. As soon as he entered the door, he shouted: "Oh, Niangniang, you are in a good mood today, and you are actually interested in summoning this king." ”

Niangniang said: "I'm in a bad mood, very bad!"

The demon king was pleasantly surprised: "You're willing to talk to me! Oh my God, when was the last time I heard you talk!"

Niangniang complained: "I said I was in a bad mood, and you can still laugh!"

The demon king exclaimed, "This is the second sentence!"

Niangniang said: "It's not difficult for you to listen to me, it's not a matter to say a hundred or a thousand sentences a day......!"

The demon king was excited for a while, he only heard the first sentence, but he didn't hear the last sentence, he shouted loudly: "That dare is good, that dare is good!"

Niangniang said: "I haven't finished my words yet, why do you just say yes all the time? I have a condition!"

The demon king heard it clearly this time, and he immediately promised: "As long as you are willing to change your mind, I will promise you any conditions!"

Niangniang said without hesitation: "Okay!

The demon king asked curiously, "Why does Madame want this king to die?"

The mother grinned and said perfunctorily: "I'm not joking with the king." ”

Hearing the Golden Sacred Palace say this, it made the demon king very happy! He said happily: "I am willing to joke with this king! It's so good, it's so good!"

Niangniang said: "Don't just say okay, I have something here, I want the king's help." ”

The demon king said: "What is the relationship between the two of us, don't say whether to help or not, that's more than that!"

Niangniang said: "King, someone bullied me!"

The demon king said: "My subordinates have bullied you, if there is such a bold splash, I must tear him!"

Niangniang said: "It's not your subordinate." ”

The demon king said strangely: "If it's not my subordinate, who will it be!"

Niangniang said: "In the past few days, a man of God has come to my dream to scold me. ”

The demon king said, "What did he scold you?"

Niangniang said: "He scolded me for not obeying women's morals and stealing my life." ”

The demon king said: "He actually scolded you like this!"

Niangniang said: "Not only that, but he also forced me to commit suicide by hanging a beam." ”

The demon king said: "What kind of Mao god is this, who dares to threaten my mother like this!"

Niangniang said: "I don't know either." ”

The demon king said, "Didn't you report my name to him?"

Niangniang said: "I reported it, but he said...... He said......"

The demon king said: "What did he say again!"

Niangniang said: "He praised you for not sitting still, and you have the demeanor of Wei Zhongxian." ”

The demon king said: "Who is Wei Zhongxian? ”

Niangniang said: "I also asked him, and he said...... He said that this Wei Zhongxian was a eunuch. ”

Eunuch, this is slander, Chiguoguo's slander!

The demon king was suddenly so angry that the three corpse gods jumped violently, and smoke grew in the seven orifices. He roared, "I'm angry, I'm angry! I'm going to tear him apart!"

Niangniang said: "But he came and went without a trace, how can you arrest him?"

The demon king turned his head and thought about it, and suggested, "Madam, let's just live together." As long as we live together, I promise he won't dare to harass you again!"

Niangniang said: "Then do you want to sleep in the same bed?"

The monster thought to himself, "Isn't that looking for death, isn't that looking for death!"

So he replied, "This bed sharing is free for the time being, you are a caterpillar!"