Chapter 453 Acting
Xiao Yizi stood at the head of the wall with his hands behind his back and said, "Don't be excited, our Sima family is reasonable, you listen to what I say first." ”
"Little fart, such a verbose child, you can still get it when you grow up. ”
"Let him say it, he can't play any tricks. Someone said.
Sima Yi said: "I don't object to you taking all the coffins to deal with, but we are all partners in the transaction for many years, and I don't want to break them because of these coffins." ”
"Then don't you just take it?" said a man.
Xiao Yizi said: "You are all people who do business, I have to let me see the goods when I collect your things, you only make a broken coffin to put on display, how can I price you, do I give money or not, how much do I give?"
"Uh! Can we estimate it, estimate how much money, don't you just get it if you look at it!"
"That's called gambling, our Sima family is doing a business that comes and goes, and we never do it when it comes and goes, and we never do it with ourselves. ”
"And what do you tell us to do?"
Xiao Yizi smiled: "Good question, just wait for your words, in fact, I have already thought about it, it is not easy for you to come all the way, get a coffin." It may be a treasure inside, and there may not even be a corpse, so I can only wait for you to open the coffin and give me the contents inside. ”
"Ahh
"Then I took your things, and I can't open them, so I might as well give you some money. ”
At this time, he walked out of the crowd as an old man, looking at the wrinkles on this person's face, but he looked kind.
"Young man, in fact, we are here so abruptly, all because someone said before that your Sima family even wants corpses, so in order not to destroy the corpses, we can only move the coffin, or we will open the coffin on the spot, how many good things you bid on the spot. ”
"That's fine, but we don't want corpses. ”
"It doesn't matter, as long as the price is reasonable, we have no complaints. The old man said.
Sima Yi continued: "But you can't drive with me, follow me to the mountain outside the city, and I'll write them down one by one after I finish driving, and come back to get the money when the time comes." ”
"Okay, let's transfer. ”
It was a big night, and when it was about to arrive, when the yin qi was extremely heavy, Sima Yi brought everyone to the foot of Sima Mountain.
"Come on, open the coffin. Xiao Yizi said.
The old man looked left and right, and said with a smile: "Then I'll open it, whose coffin is it?"
"Mine!" said one man.
The old man asked, "I didn't bring anything here, I'll open yours, and I'll deal with the problem." ”
"Okay, if you open less, you can make up for me. The man said.
The old man tapped the shovel in his hand a few times, and the coffin rattled, and what was even stranger was that there was an echo.
"What's the situation?"
"Don't be afraid, we're all in this business, and we'll be fine. The old man went down with two shovels, opened the coffin, and covered it beside it.
I handed the torch over and looked inside, and everyone saw the body of a woman in the coffin, and it seemed that her clothes were relatively fresh and undamaged.
The old man rummaged near the corpse for a long time, but the hair didn't reach it, he carried the corpse out, threw it aside and said, "Finished brother, there's nothing here." ”
The man was full of cold sweat and said bitterly: "No, how can there be nothing, it was very heavy when I brought it, and our brothers are dead and crippled, so I am left here to deliver goods, what?"
"You see, this is not what I said, empty coffins, so you still open the coffins yourself, and we will collect the good ones when you find them. Xiao Yizi casually took out two ingots of silver and handed them to the man and said, "These are the travel expenses for you, go back." ”
But at this moment, the old man suddenly trembled, foamed at the corners of his mouth, and kept pointing at the female corpse thrown next to him.
"Heh, hahaha!" the female corpse made an eerie voice.
I immediately jumped out and said, "Come on, protect Xiao Yizi from getting hurt." ”
In the blink of an eye, more than a dozen corpses in the shape of female corpses appeared out of thin air, and together they let out an eerie and terrifying cry.
Some people at the scene were already frightened, squatting on the ground and shivering, some turned their heads and ran, and some were bold, swinging their knives and slashing at the female corpse, and the female corpse turned into some stone powder and drifted away with the wind.
There were dozens of people in total, most of whom were frightened away by the female corpse, and those who were too frightened to move were carried away by Xiao Yizi.
There were also a few brave ones who competed with the female corpse, but not long after, one of them was hit by a dagger in the throat and fell down with a muffled sound.
The rest also ran away for fear of death, and they didn't even dare to go back to the city, but ran directly in the direction they came from.
Overnight, Xiao Yizi sent the travel expenses to those who left first.
All we had in front of us were the coffins, and the corpse of the woman whose voice was already hoarse.
"Ah Cai, I said that your scream can be more scary, and the glutinous rice flour in Wu Shu's mouth, let you drink more water, what you spit out is almost an adult cake, almost revealing the filling. Liu Lao Si said.
I smiled and said, "Yes, yes, everyone is very realistic, otherwise we would have been exposed." ”
Xiao Yizi's face was long, and he came over with a melancholy face: "It's okay now, the rest is all up to you, if you open a big zongzi, you can solve it yourself, I can't come." ”
"We have a heavenly master here, we don't need you, just wait for us to settle the score. ”
Xiao Yizi hurried back to the city with people, because he still had to deal with those who were too frightened to slow down, and let them leave as soon as possible.
In fact, our performance is the plan that Xiao Yizi began to tell me, we secretly opened the coffin in advance, took the contents clean, and then put the stinky water inside.
Zhang Xiaostick made a spirit rune array inside the coffin, and Xiao Yizi also found someone to clean the coffin, so he changed Ah Cai's clothes and lay in and pretended to be a female corpse.
Wu Shu dressed up as an old man, but in fact, those people didn't know each other at all, and they didn't know each other, and they didn't know what was going on when they got an old man in.
When Ah Cai howled, I used two handfuls of sand to hit a dozen sand people, of course, this is also the credit of Wu Shu, if he didn't make a mechanism underground in advance, these dozen sand people may have to be blown away by the wind.
But right now, what we need to solve is to open the lid on all the remaining coffins and take out all the contents inside.
"Tianshi Zhang, please wait in a big array. I said.
Wu Shu packed up his outfits, circled around the dozens of coffins a few times, and finally sighed: "It's too difficult, if this is a dumpling, how do you say we can fix it?"
"Do you want to open it during the day?" Sun Er said.
I shook my head and said, "It's best if this matter can be solved tonight, otherwise if someone else finds out tomorrow, we really can't tell." ”
Immediately, I asked Liu Laosi and Sun Er to cooperate with Wu Shu, and the three of them opened the coffin, about ten each, and it is estimated that it will not take more than two hours, that is, it will definitely be opened before dawn.
I don't know if it's Zhang Xiaostick's formation is powerful, or our luck, although a few empty coffins were really opened, our receipt is still quite rich.
"What about the rest of the corpses?"
"Let the Heavenly Master check it, and there is no major problem and bury it. I said.
After Zhang Xiaostick confirmed that there was no sign of mutation in these corpses, Wu Shu and the others began to dig a grave, and now Sima Mountain was lively, and dozens of bones of strangers were buried invisibly.
We packed up our things, and while the morning sun was dissatisfied, we brought everything back to the main courtyard.
Xiao Yizi appraised the price of the sample and made a record of the sample, so I asked him for more money.
In the end, Xiao Yizi scratched his head and said: "Forget it, I will take out part of this money for you as start-up capital, and I won't count the rest, your old and weak will be raised by our Sima family until the end of life." ”
"Sign and draw. I said.
Sima Yi took out a white cloth from his bosom and handed it to me, saying, "This is what I wrote before, you can take a look." ”
After I read it, I really want to strangle this bastard, it turns out that all the arrangements were made by him in advance, and he actually accompanied me to count the money here for so long, playing?
"I didn't mean to trick you, you said that I told you directly, and you must not agree, so I can only go through a process and discuss with you symbolically, but the result is the same as I expected, so you can keep this word. ”
I accepted the IOU he gave us, along with dozens of ingots of gold, and after dividing it, we went back to the side courtyard.
There was nothing wrong that day, but the next night, the noise in the main courtyard was so disturbing that it was irritating.
"Wu Shu, go see what's going on?"
Wu Shu was just about to move, Liu Laosi came back from outside, and said with a pale face: "Leader, something is wrong." ”
"What's the matter?"
"Those corpses we buried the day before yesterday. ”
"Tricked corpses?"
"It's worse than a corpse. ”
Liu Laosi said that all the graves we had buried had been dug up, and the corpses inside, including the body of the woman who had been buried earlier, had all disappeared, leaving only an empty earth pit.
"What about the corpses?"
"Someone came with a few carts just now, saying that all the bodies we buried were being pushed and sold by carts. Liu Lao Si said.
I feel that the world is very helpless, what do these people think, it is better to come directly to Sima's house to rob it.
"The others stay in the house, and no one is allowed to go out if I don't speak, so the fourth one will follow me. ”
The two of us lay on the wall of the side courtyard and found that there were two large carts in the middle of the main courtyard, and dozens of corpses were crushed into a mountain.
Of the two men in the courtyard, one was a small but stocky man with a full beard, and the other was very thin, but his arm muscles were surprisingly thick.
"I've heard a long time ago that you are the two monsters of Nanshan, why are you still blaming our Sima family?"
"I'm sorry, this is a secret that we want to keep from our guests, and we can't tell you that we are here to ask you to take the body at a high price, so that we can go back and pay the errand. ”
Xiao Yizi stood on the roof and said, "Our Sima family has already let out the wind, and we don't accept corpses." ”
"Hmph, this is the ancestor of your Sima family, if you don't accept it, you can't say it, right?"