Chapter 144: Who Can Get on the Boat?
"Oh, his ancestor's, what happened, how come the elites who said good have rebelled?!"
"Hey, these grandsons have died so much, they are even worse than us!"
"Why are they all like the whole family exploded, it's so pitiful...... Hahaha!"
"Look, how come there is a paper boat?!"
The primordial qi was wrapped in more than 3,000 trolls and fell to the ground, and many people were still in a little vicissitudes and old state, and they had not fully recovered. The Valley of Eternal Silence will be separated for more than ten days at most, and when they meet again, it will be another grievance and hatred. But the trolls had poisonous mouths, and when they heard the cries of the seaside, everyone's faces bloomed with joy. At the same time, it also maintained order and self-esteem.
"Xian'er!"
"Mother!"
Zhang Xian'er threw herself into the arms of the blade fairy, and the mother and daughter cried bitterly.
Kong Qionglou walked towards the paper boat, and without doing anything, he stopped the attack around Mai Jiangu.
Lu Huang and the others stopped one after another and retreated back, although their hearts were full of despair, they did not dare to block the man's way. In fact, after Mai Jiangu drew that line, she took a defensive position, if she really killed, the three lords of the big forces would not be able to resist for long at all, not to mention the crow masters.
"Ren Tiehammer, you've lost weight, don't say you're pretty good-looking. β
Mai Jiangu looked at Kong Qionglou with a few gray leaves on her sideburns, as if she was very aggrieved by what he said, and she couldn't wait to fall into his arms and cry, crying about the unfairness of this world. But he held back, stomped his feet again and again, and the earth shook: "Ho ho ho ho...... Why are you old?!"
Kong Qionglou's expression was very calm, even when he saw a paper-stacked boat and a ferryman in paper clothes, even if he was facing this bloody sea, he was not surprised at all. just muttered: "It turns out that the sea crossing is to get on the boat." With just a few positions, hundreds of thousands of ascenders are fighting, no wonder you have to calculate. Have you all been put into the sea to feed the fish?"
Mai Jiangu shook her head: "Sacrifice to the sea." β
Kong Qionglou turned around, looked at the monks in the Gods and Demons Cave, and said strangely, "Why don't you sacrifice?"
Mai Jiangu didn't answer, but wanted to convey a message to him, but was interrupted by Kong Qionglou.
"Lao Tzu never deceived his brothers, let the hammer you have something to say. β
Mai Jiangu glared at him, hesitated, and explained the rules of the sea sacrifice and the remaining seven positions in the shortest language, and was listened to by everyone.
"Holy shit, this rule is too ruthless, isn't it?!"
"At most, I only crossed twenty-four, I knew that Lao Tzu would fly up to a fart, and he could deal with it for at least a thousand years in the nether realm!"
"What about the bait? Lao Tzu knew that the grandson would not say anything if he died, and it would definitely be no good thing. Come on, come on, get him out, kill him a few more times!"
"Don't stop me, I'm going to pee in this sea, I can't get by, it's okay to pee, right?" Someone unfastened his pants and was pulled by his companions.
In the troll army, a series of scolding suddenly sounded, and Lu Shu, who had been killed countless times, was brought out again. These days, he has simply become an alternative mascot and an indispensable part of the entire legion. When he saw Queen Lu, who failed to board the ship, he burst into tears, one by one more downtrodden, but before he could open his mouth, he was dismembered again.
The truth is so cruel that even for a group of guys who look down on life and death, they feel angry!
"Squirting God, you're unreliable, didn't you say that there is a cross-sea bridge by the sea?"
"Uh-huh, it's not that we're going to question your credibility, but allow me to say a foul word. Kong fools you with a rotten mouth, what about the bridge, what about the bridge?!"
"Yes, you also said that there is a rainbow on the bridge, but it's good to go!"
"Don't you already know the truth...... If you lose your conscience, won't you also pull the brothers to sacrifice to the sea?"
The messy ghost screams so distraught that their brains almost explode.
Kong Qionglou spat and splashed stars, and sprayed back: "Cross your ancestors, go to your ancestors, worship your ancestors...... I'm ......, and spit, and the guys in the front row of the station scolded while dodging. "Lao Tzu has never been to the beach again, when did you tell you that there is a bridge?
He said every sentence above, and it sounded like true, and he didn't admit it in a blink of an eye.
Seeing that he looked like he was about to die, the trolls knew it right away.
...... Squirting God, I must know.
And the truth is similar to what everyone guessed, Kong Qionglou and Wang Taichu guessed a few clues from the attitude of Mai Jiangu and others when they just left the Valley of Eternal Silence. Halfway through, there was enough time to think clearly, although I didn't know that there would be a paper boat, but I estimated the cruelty of crossing the sea.
That's why the two of them showed such fear at that time!
The two chose to hide it, because once this cruelty was spoken, the trolls would not be able to hold on to the beach at all. In his heart, he always had a trace of luck and refused to torture Lu Shu in person, so as not to get confirmation from his mouth.
But what made the elites feel even more incredible was that after the trolls learned that they had been deceived, they did not fall into a panic like them, nor did they have the slightest resentment towards Kong Qionglou. If you really resent, how can you use such an honorific as "you"? Kong Qionglou said to shut up, and more than 3,000 people without exception also obediently shut up!
"Ren Tiehammer, since there are only seven seats left, why don't you hurry up and occupy one, what are you waiting for?"
"Waiting for you. β
Mai Jiangu's expression was serious but funny: "My aunt respects you as a man and gives you a few seats, don't you like it?"
"Huh. β
Kong Qionglou crossed the line on the ground, walked to the side of the boat, glanced at Zhang Fuyi's three people, and then squatted down to look at the boat carefully: "Can it work?
The ferryman of the bitter sea looked at him with great interest, and said confidently: "The sky can fall, but the boat will not sink." β
Kong Qionglou raised his head, stood up, and bowed slightly to the ferryman, and the pearl of his eyes was fixed on him, and he couldn't see through anything. Then, pointing to the monk who was precepted, he asked the monkey behind him: "Dead monkey, do you know each other?" Because after seeing the monk who quits sex, the monkey's Lei Gong's mouth opened very round.
"Recognize. We are both from the same Nether, but he ascended more than a hundred years before me. The monkey looked solemn, "The master is chanting Buddha at the bottom of the mountain, and I am eavesdropping on the mountain." Listening and listening, I somehow learned human language and opened up my mind...... After Ascension, I tried to find him, but there was no news, and I thought I was dead a long time ago!"
Kong Qionglou was dumbfounded, the other party was obviously also a star killer, and he couldn't imagine that it was still a monkey's enlightenment.
"Master of Color...... Very unusual. Cultivate different Fa and know different things!"
Nonsense.
Nature is not ordinary.
In one hand of the monk, he held a white jade bottle, and a willow was inserted in the mouth of the bottle. After he saw Kong Qionglou, he had no intention of hiding the treasure anymore. With one hand on his chest, he greeted him like an old acquaintance: "I am a Buddha and a god." Master Kong, let's meet again. β
β......β
Kong Qionglou was extremely speechless by the word "again", pointed to the white jade bottle and said, "Tell me, it's an imitation." β
The monk smiled, three points easy-going, seven points proud.
Kong Qionglou was very angry: "How did you do it?"
The monk thought for a while, sandwiched the jade bottle under his ribs, and demonstrated it directly for him. One hand pulled out the rag that blocked the mouth of the wine jar, and the other hand stretched out two fingers, poked into it and took out the net bottle, sneakily, and then stuffed the rag back untouched, vividly restoring the scene of the crime at that time.
"I'm a Buddha god show. The poor monks will be invisible, and these ancient treasures cannot be urged by us yet, let alone banned. The monk is not very modest, "It's just a matter of searching for things, it's as simple as that." β
It was only at this moment that Kong Qionglou believed that someone could steal from him without realizing it. Moreover, he had never seen this monk appear by his side, and he didn't even know about his existence before that, and now that he thought about it, it was a little creepy!
He spat out, "Then you're a thief?"
"It's just a monk. The monk shook his head, "If you are a thief, you will have to lose everything in your arms." In the secret realm, the poor monk followed you all the way to the outside of the tomb, but he didn't dare to continue to follow. You're a stupid person, but sometimes it's also admirable. It's stupid, it's admirable, really, really. β
"Yo hey, you dead bald donkey, voyeur, plus three hands, do you have to thank your men for mercy?" Kong Qionglou frowned angrily and scolded: "With your appearance, no one will look down on you if you don't quit sex." If you die, Lao Tzu will slap you to death!"
The monk shook his head, and he was not angry: "You come up, the donor has a relationship with Buddhism, how good it is to go to immortality with the poor monks." β
Kong Qionglou rolled his eyes and ignored him. But he turned to the ferryman of the bitter sea, and his index finger passed through the front door of the three big men Zhang Fuyi, the Holy Buddha, and Long Tianji, and asked: "Boat family, we have a lot of treasures on us, you can choose whatever you want." Can you replace the three of them?"
The bitter sea ferryman's chin was propped up on the back of his hand, and he was holding a paper paddle on the back of his hand, he was not in a hurry: "The wine jar of the first person in ancient times, what about good things, why do you want to change the three of them?"
Kong Qionglou laughed heartily: "Haha, naturally it's not pleasing to the eye, replace it and slaughter it, can you keep it?"
He said casually, but Zhang Fuyi, the Holy Buddha and Long Tianji were scared all over.
Zhang Fuyi's face sank like water: "Kong Shangshen, this immortal has no grievances with you, what is this for?"
"Bodhidharma lasts forever. The holy Buddha recited, "Master Kong Shi should not forget that the poor monk turned the cause and effect of the conflict with you in the immortal gathering that day!"
"The surname, the surname Kong, there is still a place on the ship!" Long Tianji was cold, "Ben, Ben Long recruited you or did he provoke you?
Mai Jian Gu laughed along, what a mysterious man, my aunt and grandmother couldn't help but spoil you.
It's a pity that the ferryman of the bitter sea shook his head, and if he came up, he came up. Regardless of the strength of cultivation, it is also a stroke of luck to be able to board the paper boat, and there is absolutely no reason to rush down. Before, the Great Demon was about to rush off the ship and stay with the sword god, but he became so weak that he couldn't get out.
"Ren Hammer?"
"Huh?"
Only then did Kong Qionglou turn his head to look at Emperor Lu's others: "Do Lao Tzu a favor, if any of them dare to move forward, or open their mouths to speak, they will be killed directly, so as not to look disgusting." β
"Good!"
The seven great men, Emperor LΓΌ, Lord of the Turtle, Iron King, Crow, Eight-armed Evil Ape, Zhi Buddha, and Fallen Angel, have been isolated, and no one will sympathize with them. Hearing Kong Qionglou say this, he immediately became silent.
"Childe!!"
"Bad guy!!"
Kong Qionglou's figure flickered, and when he stood again, the mermaid fairy and Nian Ci had been thrown onto the boat by him.
As a result, there were only five places left on the ship.