Bajie had always thought that Jesus' family was running a chain of private schools, but now after listening to the explanation, he realized that the person in front of him was the son of God Jehovah. Vertices are updated the fastest

But it's obviously a big classroom outside, is this God still engaged in education part-time?

So he asked suspiciously, "Old yes, I see that the big house outside you is obviously a big classroom, what is going on? Could it be that your father wants to take the whole world as a disciple?"

Jesus laughed, "This is not a classroom, but a church, where mortals can come to pray, to confess, and to have weddings." All weddings in our world are held in churches. ”

Wow, the only wedding company in the world! This is much more profitable than education!

Bajie said: "It turns out that your family has monopolized the wedding business of the whole world, so you must have made a lot of money?"

Jesus shook his head and said, "You guessed wrong. In fact, all the income of the church is managed and distributed by the headquarters of the mortal world, the Holy See, to pay the salaries of the clergy at all levels and to maintain the normal operation of the entire church, and my father never charged any fees. Worldly possessions mean nothing to him, all he needs is the devout faith of mortals. ”

Everyone understood that God was the same as the god-king Zeus, and all he needed was the power of faith.

Jesus continued, "There is no hurry to save people, why don't you rest here for a while, and in a few days I will take you myself to my father?"

Wukong said: "I don't need it for a few days, just rest for one night, and we'll set off tomorrow, right?"

Jesus was not reluctant, so he ordered someone to prepare a place for Wukong and the others to live, and at the same time accompanied them to drink and chat.

Different worlds, different customs, different things to see, this one is interesting.

Wukong talked about how he messed up the Heavenly Palace, Bajie talked about how he molested Sister Chang'e, and Daoji talked about how he was the king and hegemon on the ground in Jiangsu and Zhejiang, eliminating violence and peace, supporting justice, and stealing chickens and dogs. It turned out that this guy not only stole chickens, but also ate dog meat. Since then, there has been another person in this team who is wary of Daoji, and this person is the Roaring Sky Dog.

Infected by this joyful and harmonious atmosphere, Sha Wujing, the third junior disciple who had always been taciturn, also began to talk about various anecdotes about his tenure in the Heavenly Court. Think about it, this guy is the security captain who has served by the Jade Emperor's side for many years, and there are countless bullshit palace bridges he knows.

For example, whether Dong Yong has a leg with the Seven Fairies or has a leg with the Seven Fairies (this question of Chinese level 4 directly knocked Jesus down.) ）

Originally, he wanted to tell the fucking story of Erlang God, but he suddenly thought that Erlang God's good friend Roaring Sky Dog was next to him, so he had to swallow back this popular, tragic, bizarre, fascinating, and finally happy wonderful story.

Today, everyone was pleasantly surprised to discover that this hidden sand monk actually had the deep potential to become an excellent gossip journalist.

As for Jesus, he also told a story of the "Last Supper."

After telling the story, Jesus said, "That second man thought I didn't know that he was a traitor, but I already knew." But I can't help it, I have to follow the plot designed by my father. Later, I used the turtle breath ** to hide from everyone, and finally made this traitor reveal his true colors. ”

Wukong said: "Yes, these powers like to hide behind the scenes and be directors. In fact, all the plots were designed by them, but we have to follow the plot. If you want to say that you want to learn the scriptures, I can send the scriptures from the Western Heaven Elysium to the Eastern Tang Dynasty in a few minutes, but the Buddha wants us to protect a mortal monk and walk step by step. That's not all, he was still arranging so many monsters to make trouble along the way, and in the end he couldn't find anyone, and even his uncle was arranged by him to make a cameo. I have to say: it's really hard for them to make a scene like this. ”

The more they talked, the more energetic they became, and from the evening to the next morning, it seemed that they had not talked enough.

Jesus said, "Oh, I said I would leave you to rest for the night, but this conversation took all the rest into it." ”

Wukong said: "Yes, this story of the other world is really interesting, we talked all night and couldn't get enough." ”

Jesus said, "Why don't we talk enough and then go to my father?"

Wukong said: "This idea is good! As the so-called saving people is small, chatting is a big matter, let's talk enough first!"

So the scripture-learning team stayed, eating, drinking and having fun all day long (familiar with the geographical environment and eating habits of the West Pole Continents), chatting and farting (understanding the history, culture and customs of the West Pole Continents).

After seven days, everyone felt that they were almost done, so they went with Jesus to his father.

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The world of the LORD, the kingdom of heaven, the kingdom of heaven, the dwelling place of God.

At the same time, it is also for those who are devout in God, who are with God.

On Tuesday, February 20, 658 AD, Wukong and his party came to this beautiful divine realm at the kind invitation of His Son Jesus Christ.

The area here is vast, the scenery is beautiful, the climate is pleasant, the flowers are blooming everywhere, the grains are abundant, the four seasons are like spring, and those who live in paradise are smiling and feeling so happy.

Since the climate is good, melons and fruits are naturally indispensable. As soon as Wukong walked into a large garden with Jesus, he saw a large apple tree, full of ripe apples.

Without saying a word, he wanted to go up to the tree to pick fruit, but Jesus hurriedly stopped him: "Great Sage, this apple cannot be eaten, and if you eat it, you will get pregnant!"

Wukong didn't believe it: "You can get pregnant by eating a fruit, aren't you fooling me?"

Jesus said, "Do you really think I'm fooling you?"

Wukong thought about it carefully, with Jesus' calm temperament, it really didn't seem like he was fooling himself.

In fact, it is easy to understand: since drinking the water of the Zimu River can make people pregnant, then this fruit probably has the same effect. For his own safety, Wukong had to give up the idea of picking fruits and trying them.

At the end of the garden was a long white jade staircase, and the people climbed up to a hidden gate, which was unguarded, and Jesus pushed the door in.

As the door opened, a loud but soft-colored voice rang out: "You are back, my son."

Jesus answered, "Yes, my father."

Wukong and the others looked up.

This is a vast non-enclosed space, with colorful clouds fluttering in the sky, and countless angels, handsome men, beauties, or children, they spread their wings and chase each other in the sky, playing and playing.

A man sits on a throne directly in front of this space. And behind the throne, a large round mirror rests at the head of the man, which is radiating an infinite amount of holy radiance.

The man was about sixty years old, with curly hair, a solemn and kind expression, and a somewhat similar appearance to Jesus.

Although Goku is not quite sure if this 'my father' means father, he has vaguely guessed that the one sitting on it is the god Jehovah.

So he stepped forward and asked, "Ho are you!are you shangdi?"

God said: "Sunhouzi, please don't zhuang b!i'm not shangdi!i'm god!"