Looking at Xuanzang's bewildered look, Ryoma said, "Master, it seems that you miscalculated." Apex Update is the fastest, and even if I make a move, it's just an extra dish for her. ”

Now that Xuanzang has pinned all his hopes on Bajie, he asked, "Bajie, what do you say?"

Bajie said: "Master, this time in order to save you, I also put myself in, you still count on Brother Monkey, don't count on me." ”

Xuanzang was anxious when he heard this, and he couldn't help complaining: "Bajie, you are a psychology expert, can't you even handle such a minor child!"

Bajie said: "Master, don't worry, I'm just joking with you." It's just such a little girl, I haven't paid attention to it yet. ”

Xuanzang was a little uneasy, and told again: "Apprentice, you can't be careless, this matter can't go wrong." ”

Bajie comforted: "It's okay, it's okay." Since she wants to play, let's play with her. ”

At this time, the princess was already impatient, and she commanded loudly: "Little ones, my two husbands are too cunning, hurry up and escort them into the palace!"

The guards obeyed the order, and they all stepped forward to surround the master and apprentice, and they were about to start.

Bajie said: "Don't bother with you, let's go by ourselves!"

He has always boasted that he is a well-known friend of women in the Three Realms, and Xuanzang and the others decided to give him a chance to show himself, and by the way, he also tested his homework. So they went into the palace with the princess's army.

As soon as she entered the palace, the princess instructed the guards to send Xuanzang and a few people to her bedroom, while she herself went to the king of Tianzhu to report the good news.

As soon as they entered the palace gate, they were as deep as the sea, and although the master and apprentice were not tied up or tortured, they were placed under house arrest by the princess. They were locked in a room with a large number of guards guarding the room.

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, what are you planning, tell it and listen to it." ”

Bajie said: "What are you going to do?"

Xuanzang said: "Don't pretend to be confused!"

Bajie said: "You mean how to escape?"

Xuanzang said: "I don't care what method you use, in short, you must get the customs clearance paperwork, this husband must not do it, what I want to express is these two items." ”

Bajie said: "It's very simple, it's so simple, it's not difficult for me at all." ”

Xuanzang said: "Then you say, I'm about to die!"

Bajie said: "Master, you can tell her that you don't actually like women, isn't that okay?"

Xuanzang said: "I don't like women in the first place." ”

Bajie said: "Then you tell her that in fact, what you like is a man, which is guaranteed to make her die." ”

Xuanzang said angrily: "What the hell is the idea!"

Bajie said: "Do you think this idea is not good? Then let's change the plan." Let's just say that your family was poor when you were a child, and you were sold to the palace to make ......"

Xuanzang immediately interrupted: "This won't work either!"

Bajie said: "This plan is not satisfactory either? Then no problem, I have prepared two sets of plans for you." I can assure you that these programs are very effective. ”

Xuanzang said happily: "Oh, it turns out that there are several sets of plans, say it quickly, say it quickly!"

So Bajie told all his plans. But when Wukong and the others listened to Bajie's escape plan, they suddenly laughed to the point of falling.

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, these are all bad ideas of yours, I can't accept any of them!"

Bajie said: "But you have to admit that these ideas are quite effective. ”

Xuanzang said: "Yes, I admit that what you said is very reasonable. But ......"

Bajie said: "I've given you so many good ideas, and you're not satisfied with any of them, so you can't blame me." ”

Xuanzang said: "Do you dare to come up with a serious idea?" I will ask you if you dare!"

Bajie said: "Your requirements are too high, you still want serious ideas, but disciple I have never been a serious person, how can this be broken?"

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, I really can't stand this guy, why don't you give me an idea for the teacher?"

Wukong smiled bitterly and said, "Disciple, I'm not a serious person. ”

Xuanzang said: "What about Wujing?"

Wujing said: "I'm so serious, but it's a pity...... It's a pity I can't come up with an idea. Master, just spare me. ”

Xuanzang said: "Daoji, what about you?"

Dao Ji said: "Do you think I look like a serious person?"

Xuanzang said: "That's right, your name is Ji Luo, it's purely a neurosis, how can I expect you?"

Wukong said: "Master, if it really doesn't work, then you can only try according to the method of the Eight Precepts." ”

Xuanzang said: "But ......"

Wukong said: "Master, clear the papers." ”

Xuanzang said: "Alas, my customs clearance documents...... This time I was really hacked by this pig's head. ”

Bajie smiled: "It seems that the master has agreed!"

Xuanzang said: "If you agree, you will agree." But the ugly thing comes first: if your method doesn't work, I won't spare you. ”

Bajie said: "You can rest assured." Here's what I thought: this princess is a minor, so it's ultimately up to her guardian to decide. Who will be her guardian? Of course, the king and queen of Tianzhu Kingdom. This princess is too rude, so we can only make up our minds with her parents. If you do what I say, the king and queen will surely cancel the marriage. ”

Xuanzang said: "Well, the analysis is very good, it seems that I can only believe you." ”

Bajie said: "That's a must, who am I, I'm Zhu Bajie." ”

Wukong said: "Bajie, don't just talk about boasting, quickly tell the specific action steps and listen." ”

Bajie said: "Don't panic. This girl went to find her father, and it is estimated that news will come soon. ”

When everyone saw that Bajie looked confident, they naturally put their hearts at ease.

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This hydrangea blind date was proposed by Princess Sanssouci, and the decision was of course made by her father, King Tianzhu.

Ever since the princess left the palace, the king has been waiting for news. Now that the princess has returned, and the hydrangea has struck someone, the king, of course, wants to know who the hydrangea has hit.

The princess said: "Father, I have already found Ruyi Langjun, and there are still two." ”

The king was dumbfounded when he heard this. He said anxiously: "My good boy, are these two a little more, or let's choose one of them?"

The princess said: "Father, you can have three palaces and six courts, why can't I find two husbands? Two is too little, I will have to find a few more in the future." ”

The king had a headache when he heard this, but he couldn't help it. The reason is simple, Princess Sanssouci is his only daughter, she has been spoiled since she was a child, and as long as she makes a decision, the king has never objected. In this way, the princess naturally developed a brutal temperament.

So he had no choice but to say, "In that case, I will meet with your mother and them that afternoon, and if it is really someone who is as worthy as you, then let this matter be settled." ”

In fact, the king has made it very clear that as long as the two blind dates chosen by the princess are not of the type of crooked melon and cracked dates, most of the marriage will be completed.