Chapter 133: Smoking, Drinking, and Perming Hair
Everyone soon had already entered the boundary of the Eternal Forest, and the reason why it was so certain was because this boundary was too obvious, and the edge of the forest rose like a knife and an axe to the green of the bank, neatly dividing this place into two colors from the outside world. Now standing in this ancient forest, coupled with the blind leaves of the little boy on our foreheads, and then looking at the previous battlefield, we found that the ground of the battlefield was also pink, and wisps of smoke were rising. That's how the pink smoke came from before I thought about it.
After entering the Ancient Forest, we finally saw the magic of this Ancient Forest. Entering the forest, the little boy shouted a word of grandpa, and then he heard a muffled sound from the depths of the forest, like a human voice, but it was indistinct. Then we saw a sudden rise on the ground, but a thick tree root turned out of the dirt under our feet, and we were right on top of this root, and the root began to move, seemingly slowly, but quickly. In a few moments, we were in a glade.
The roots of the tree slowly sank to the ground, and we were placed on the ground, and the little boy then called out to Grandpa, only this time it was no longer a dull response.
An old man with a white beard and white hair was holding a white crutch in his hand......
Oops...... I deviated and said that tongue twisters? I could write how I wanted? Do you have some professional ethics? Are you worthy of bombs and others who read books every day? I jumped and shouted, and finally pulled the code word stunned back to reality.
In fact, it was a white-bearded old man, carrying a black stick, and he got out of a tree hole, the old man's height was not high, and now with a hunchback, the first time I saw it, I thought I had seen the dwarf king Prince Copperbeard.
The old man looked at us with a smile, then the crutches in his hand paused on the ground, and six small heads suddenly appeared in the tree hole behind him, looking at us curiously at the edge of the tree hole.
After a while, the six little boys came out of the hole in the tree, ran quickly to the side of the little boy before, stood in a neat row, looked at the neat row of seven smooth little heads, and held the grass!
"Big brother, big sister is good. The little boys said hello to us.
"Hello. "The child has to be dealt with by a woman, so after everyone glanced at each other, the two girls, Wan Lingxin and Qin Xin, walked out tacitly and greeted us instead.
Soon, after the first greeting was over, the old man led us towards the tree hole.
Old man, this tree hole, you are going to hit your head when you get into it, how do you let us get into it? Climb in? We can say that we are also your benefactors, and it is okay to invite the benefactor to eat dog meat, but is it a little inappropriate to drill the dog hole?
Just when all of us were full of black lines, the old man smiled at us again, and tapped the crutch in his hand next to the tree hole, and the originally small tree hole expanded rapidly, and it had reached the level of several meters in an instant, and now it seemed that even the monkey of the ape king, who was five big and three thick, could easily enter and exit.
There was a lot of space in the tree hole, but not enough for us to sit down and talk.
The old man tapped on the trunk again, and the ground beneath our feet began to rise rapidly.
Hold the grass! Elevator! or straight elevator!
Anyway, after a full game of bells and whistles, we finally sat down.
The room is very large, but the layout is simple, and the room is all wooden, which fully reflects the natural atmosphere of the ancient forest. There was a slight bulge on the floor in the center of the room, and a cage made of verdant branches was placed, and inside the cage seemed to be a glowing bead, releasing a soft glow and a rich ...... Angry?
Naturally, everyone also discovered this, and they were silently calculating in their hearts while looking at each other.
Ninety percent of the beads in front of me were living spirit beads, but they didn't expect that the living spirit beads that everyone was looking for would actually be in this ancient forest, and it was in such a position. Without the guidance of the old man, even if we are poor for thousands of years, we are afraid that we will not be able to find this soul bead.
"This is the Soul Bead. The old man naturally saw the change in us, so he simply said the name of the bead.
The old man looked at us with a smile and continued, "Moreover, I know that you are also here for the Spirit Orb. ”
The former sentence, we can understand, but the latter sentence, but let us be a little surprised, all say that people are old and fine, is this a bit too fine.
The old man laughed, then pointed to the wooden table in front of us, and motioned for us to drink some water, and the old man then slowly told us the story.
The story begins with the little boy who went to find us, and the reason why the little boy went to find us and was able to find us smoothly, and barely considered whether we were hostile or not, turned out to be inextricably linked to the living orb in front of him.
The first is the connection between the spirit bead and the necromancer bead, the two are mutually reinforcing existence, according to this relationship, coupled with the long-term life in the vicinity of the spirit bead, the little boy is naturally extremely sensitive to the breath of the spirit bead, and the dead spirit bead is naturally extremely sensitive to the opposite, so, along with this breath, it is natural to find us. Of course, finding us naturally did not rely on this breath alone.
I saw the old man smile slightly, and then with a move of his palm, there was a stirring in my dantian, and the wood spirit appeared in front of everyone in a daze.
"Big brother, what are you asking me to come out for?" Mu Ling rubbed his eyes and looked at me in a daze, but then he suddenly found a new world, wrinkled his nose and began to smell wildly, like that, there is a fight with the crescent moon and the snorr, have they all been secretly bitten by the snorr?
Mu Ling turned around suddenly, and his big eyes, which were originally confused, also widened instantly, and he looked around with a look of surprise.
Obviously, the appearance of the wood spirit here is the ghost of the old man next to him, but now this wood spirit suddenly appeared, but it almost disrupted all of our plans, the wood spirit was happy, but unfortunately we were instantly a bitter face. From entering the trial until now, I have been pretending to be my grandson all the way, and I didn't get mad until I saw Wan Lingxin and Xiao Qi injured before, and it was under the cover of Tsing Yi, so I didn't want to have any exposure, but now I was ruined by this old man's fingers, what is the difference between this and a bad old man who has been guarding himself like a jade for thirty years and finally getting a bad old man? As soon as I thought of this, I felt a feeling of dry stool, which was difficult to swallow.
Naturally, the old man noticed the change in us again. At this time, Wan Er smiled, picked up the teacup on the wooden table in front of him and took a sip gently, and said: "Looking for the place where there is no return, the sorrow and sorrow of the soul are broken." The Ten Lethes of the Underworld, how can they sneakily be able to spy on them. The old man said calmly, but for a moment, the momentum that erupted from the old man's body to look down on the world was like a generation of kings, looking down on the world.
"What the seniors said is ......" Tsing Yi took over the conversation, but only half of what he said, and then stared straight at the old man who was still quietly drinking tea.
"Not bad. The Necromantic Bead didn't choose the wrong person, and it's finally time for your life to come to this world. The old man raised his head, glanced at Tsing Yi, nodded slightly, and after a while, the old man continued: "It's a pity, Lechuan has not been complete since ancient times, and nine times I have a life of self-pity, your life is difficult!
Old man, it's a waste if you don't go to be a monk, this one's wit, hit my head buzzing, if I have Lingshan Rulai's brother's report call, I will report you now, real-name report, identity of the prefectural civil servant, dignified public servant of the people, should serve the people, to you, the door is difficult to enter, the face is ugly, things are difficult to do not say, Ya's speech began to be incomprehensible, is it a day to drink tea and read the newspaper, mixed food and wait for death stupid?
"What are the top ten Lethes in the underworld?" I turned my head sideways and looked at Tsing Yi, it seemed that Ya did know.
But just when Tsing Yi was about to open his mouth to answer my questions, the old man inserted a lever again.
Well?
The old man let out a long grunt, and then his eyes stared at me, as if I had suddenly had an extra head and three heads.
Old man, planting gourds every day, are you confused? You go out for a stroll if you have nothing to do, don't you know to plant your gourd, you know, in the end, even if you plant seven gourds, don't you turn them into stones and use them to smash insects?
The old man suddenly stood up, trotted all the way to me, stood in front of me, and stared at me closely.
Then there was a crackling sound on my body, which was almost the height of my waist, faster than the mushrooms that had sprung up, and it swished to the level of me. Then, the old man's thin palm grabbed my hand with a bang, and for a moment, my wrist seemed to be caught by an iron plier, and I grinned in pain.
"Don't move, the old man will touch your bones. I see that your heavenly court is full, the earth pavilion is round, the forehead is five inches wide and three inches high, the young man must have fame, but I am afraid that the tip of the earth pavilion is short......"
Roll Roll Roll ...... I quickly shook my head vigorously.
Old man, are you touching your bones?
It's a pity that Rao is my ability to reach the sky with seven in and seven out, nine shallow and one deep, but in front of this old man, it is obviously not easy to use, the other hand like an iron hoop, pinched my chin with a bang, and then grabbed my chin, and looked carefully up and down, left and right......
Uncle, you don't even count face-to-face, you're here to pick livestock at the farmers' market. I only have the strength to complain in my head.
After a few moments, the old man finally let go of me, and in an instant, I almost fell apart like a tower of dominoes.
Old man, you have this urine, why didn't you go out to fight just now? We have settled it for you, but you have held back your strength to harm your benefactor.
"Life and death, life and death, yin and yang, yin and yang, yin and yang, five elements, ......" The old man was like crazy, his body returned to its previous appearance again, and the little broken leg kept pacing in the room, faster and faster, faster and faster, and finally the room was full of the shadow of the old man.
Uncle, don't run, it's short enough, if you continue to grind like this, it will be gone, and you will still lose your life and death, you will die in a while. I looked at the room full of old men, and to be honest, a little motion sickness.
I don't know how long it took, but just as I was about to vomit, the old man suddenly stopped, and the afterimages of the room were like a swallow returning to the nest, rushing into the old man's stopped.
Depend on!
I had already spit it out, but unfortunately, just past my throat and eyes, when I reached my mouth, the old man suddenly came so suddenly, and suddenly, like the osprey that was pinched by the neck, I stretched my neck and burped...... Swallowed again.
It's disgusting, it's disgusting, I don't want to throw up, I want to cry when I step on the horse, old man, are you sent down by Sister Moon to punish me?
The next moment, the old man's finger suddenly pointed, and an emerald green light rushed into the living spirit bead in the center of the room, and the emerald green branches that had originally wrapped the living spirit bead were all retracted with a whoosh.
The old man strode closer, stretched out his hand and grabbed the spirit bead, and then the figure flashed, already standing in front of Tsing Yi, his palm waved, and with a bang, he had already pressed the spirit bead in his hand into Tsing Yi's left eye socket.
Hold the grass! Double yolk eggs!
It's horrible. You know, Tsing Yi still has a necromancy bead in his left eye socket. With such a rough press, in Tsing Yi's left eye, it was a double yolk egg if it was good, and it was a bloody hairy egg if it was bad.
I was worried, or expected, that the double yolk egg incident did not happen after all, and after a while, the old man withdrew his palm and clapped both hands, the meaning was obvious, it's over, it's done.
It's that simple? I'm still waiting for the lightning and thunder, the real dragon appearing, the birds and the phoenix or something, doesn't it mean that the catastrophe, the and coaxing things are like that in the present world? That's it?
Look at Tsing Yi's left eye again, holding grass! This is the real eye?
At this time, Tsing Yi's left eye was agile and energetic, and he was gurgling around, and the appearance of a thief and a bad mind jumped on the paper, which was very cute. Why don't I pick him out?
In short, Tsing Yi's current left eye is like a real eye, well, it can't be said to be like, it should be, anyway, those of us who have experienced the whole thing can't tell whether this eyeball is real or false.
As for what kind of changes will happen to these eyeballs, then we don't know, there must be, but it is estimated that Tsing Yi and the rickety old man will know.
But now is obviously not the time to think about Tsing Yi's eyeballs, I pretend to have a lot of gossip and didn't ask. Still, for gossip, questions related to my own little life, I decided to ask first.
"Uncle, look, you just touched my bones and showed me my face again, what do you see from me?" I asked tentatively.
"Heaven must not be divulged. ”
Hold the grass! I hit you on the side, do you believe it or not? Ya, are you all old and thieves with a lot of hearts?
I now seriously suspect that the old man is a member of the Folk Customs Association, so he carries a horse every day and sits on the overpass to set up a stall, the kind of old liar, who specializes in defrauding those big girls and little daughters-in-law of money.
The old man's words almost choked me to death. But the effect is still very significant, and my gossip mind is gone.
The old man was idle with us for a while, and then left. Before leaving, we were specially told that we must spend a few more days here, so that they can fulfill the friendship of the landlord, which can be regarded as a reward for our life-saving grace.
Fuck off your uncle, I'm going to be more than 100,000 a minute, and I'm talking to you about this egg. The old man left with his front feet, and my back feet had already rushed to the outside of the tree house.
Grass, grass......
I looked at the scene outside the treehouse, looked up to the sky and sighed, and then scolded the old man for not being authentic.
This rider is too tall.
There are clouds, and the clouds are far away from us, but just below us.
There was a place where the old man had left before returning to the place, where I remember the old man pounding with a stick. It's a pity that I have deducted a layer of bark, and I still haven't figured it out.
Therefore, our current state is similar to being under house arrest.
People, when they are angry, they do something, some people work, some people sleep, and I, drink water, drink water desperately.
Strange to say, my rough wooden cup carved out of wood had already drunk all the water, but now it looked full. Drink again, put it down after drinking, and it will be full again.
Nima, automatic water feeder, I think I've seen this thing in a chicken farm.
Then, someone tugged at my trouser legs.
I looked at my feet with red eyes, but it was Mu Ling, dragging me, but my big eyes were staring at the cup in my hand, looking hungry and thirsty. That look instantly reminded me of the teddy in the world, when it has such eyes, remember, must meet all its requirements, otherwise, the following episode will appear. The two front paws grasp something firmly, and then, with the waist arched, the butt jerks. Other pictures should not be described, please make up for it by yourself.
"I want to drink water. When Mu Ling saw me and looked at me, he said eagerly.
I let go of the stool, the wooden cup was placed on the table, the wood spirit jumped up, and poured it hard, until I had begun to burp my own water, then let go of the water glass, and stroked my stomach with a look of unfinished eyes, leaning back on the chair like an ancestor.
This...... There's a problem.
"Hey, I said Mu Ling, is this water so delicious?" I leaned over and asked, obviously, Mu Ling was anxious about water, so the problem was naturally on this water.
Mu Ling turned his head to look at me, and his "crooked mouth and eyes" appearance made me want to punch Ya's stomach directly, and Lao Tzu would beat you into a fountain.
"You don't know?" asked me, a little knowingly.
"Ahh "What's the matter? I should know everything? Water, quench your thirst, what else?
"This is the 10,000-year-old rootless water that these 10,000-year-old trees have spent 10,000 years saving. ”
Grass! 10,000 years, rootless water, isn't that bad? Will it have diarrhea after drinking it?
Mu Ling glared at me again, but changed his expression.
"Do you want to say that Lao Tzu's rotten wood cannot be carved?" I asked Mu Ling, a fierce light flashing in his eyes.
Seeing that I was going to be furious, Mu Ling finally straightened his attitude and began to explain the wonders of this water to me.
After Mu Ling's introduction, I finally know the benefits of this water, and it can be summed up in two words: very awesome. As for nourishing yin and kidneys, strengthening the brain and soothing the nerves, hello to her, these are also at a medium level, the most awesome thing is that this water prolongs life, and this longevity is not the kind of longevity in the ordinary sense, it is a real increase in people's lifespan. According to Mu Ling, this glass of water can be worth a hundred years of life.
When I heard this, I jumped out with a snort, this horseman, if I don't vomit myself, I'm sorry for myself.
Just when I drank the same virtue as the wood spirit, the fire spirit suddenly jumped out, but, looking at the appearance of Xiaohuo, it is not like coming to get two glasses of water to drink and prolong life, that look, it is a bit like watching the excitement.
"How many glasses have you drank?" the Fire Spirit asked me, his eyes wandering between me and the Wood Spirit.
"Ten cups. "I'll reply.
"A thousand years. Xiaohuo stretched his waist and looked at my wood spirit with a grin.
I glared back, two little things, from birth to the present, no big or small, although not the meat that fell from my body, but also my shit and urine pulled big, even if I am not my biological father, but at least it is the existence of a daddy, but unfortunately, the two little bastards have never treated me as a father, but they look at me every day like looking at a drag oil bottle, with a look of disgust.
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