Chapter 12: Oral recitation of the Tao Te Ching, hula hoops are thrown around
When Erlang Shen's troops came to Huaguo Mountain, he reported his name, and Li Tianwang personally went out to greet him. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Zhenjun said: "Li Tianwang, I haven't seen you for many days, how are you doing recently?"
Tianwang said: "Alas, I've been really depressed and miserable recently, and I'm waiting for Erlang to take your lead." ”
Zhenjun asked, "I heard that this demon fairy Sun Wukong is quite powerful?"
The Heavenly King said: "It's not easy! It's not easy! You're fully qualified to be Erlang's opponent." ”
Zhenjun smiled: "I'm going to take on this monkey alone, so don't do it." ”
Tianwang said: "It's no problem at all, but I don't know if Erlang has any specific requirements?"
Zhenjun said: "Request, that's good, you can set up a demon mirror and take a transparent look around to prevent him from being defeated and escaping, no problem, right?"
The king of heaven knew that he was a high-minded and arrogant person, so he immediately agreed, and only led all the heavenly soldiers and generals to form a formation and firmly surround Huaguo Mountain.
When everything was ready, Erlang God and his brothers, a total of seven people, went out to camp to fight.
Zhenjun came to the front of the formation, only to see that outside the water curtain cave, a group of demon monkeys put on a dragon formation, and a flagpole was erected in the Chinese army, and the book was written: "Monkey King".
Zhenjun exclaimed in surprise: "Ah, this monkey demon is actually a stinky fart than me, and he dares to call the word Qi Tian in vain!"
The six saints of Meishan were anxious to find a fight, and shouted in unison: "It doesn't matter if he stinks or not, let's come here, just open the film." ”
When the little monkey at the entrance of the cave saw someone coming, he had already turned back to the cave and reported it to the great sage.
When Wukong heard this, he was neatly draped, went out of the cave, and greeted him in front of the battle.
Wukong shouted: "Oh, where is the god Mao, come to die again." Don't look around, it's you! Lao Sun, I'm talking to you, but you have two eyes open and one eye closed, what's the reason? Don't you really treat me as a person!"
Zhenjun didn't laugh angrily: "Monkey King, you are also worthy! I am the first good man in the heavenly court, Guan Jiangkou Erlang is the saint Zhenjun, do you really not recognize me!"
Wukong said strangely: "What a strange thing! Since you said that you are the first good man in the Heavenly Court, why do you live in the mouth of the Guan River in the Nether Realm? I have heard people say that you are a spy!"
Zhenjun hates others to call him a spy the most, and when he heard this today, he couldn't help but change his color. He shouted: "Okay, you demon monkey, such a cheap mouth, you really beg to be beaten!
Although Erlang Zhenjun is a high-minded and arrogant person, he is not a bad person. He also led an army alone, supervised the land and mountain gods of the world, and fought against the immortals of the lower realm for many years, and was well versed in the way of soldiers who did not tire of deceit.
With both hands raised, he said to look at the hammer, but in fact, it was a spell, a three-pointed two-edged knife, stabbing from below.
Wukong was originally a monkey spirit, how could he fall into such calculations, I saw him wave his stick and block the three-pointed knife.
As soon as the so-called connoisseur makes a move, he will know if there is one. As soon as the two fought, they knew how powerful their opponents were.
Wukong said: "Second child, your sword skills are good!"
No one has ever dared to call Erlang God that!
Speechless, Zhenjun suddenly sped up the strength and speed of his attack, trying to make Goku close his beak with absolute force.
It's a pity that he met the violent Monkey King, who is also famous for his melee combat, so his wish is doomed to fail.
The two peerless masters fought against each other, and for a time the sky was full of swords and shadows, and the sticks were boundless, and the two of them fought fast and hard, and fought for 300 rounds, but they didn't know whether they won or lost.
The true monarch was invincible for a long time, and used his magic power to use the magic of heaven and earth, and instantly turned into a blue-faced fanged fierce god with a height of ten thousand zhang, raised three pointed and two blades, and slashed down.
The Great Sage did not flinch, but also used a trick to become a true monarch, raising a stick to greet him.
Such a magical power is so amazing, a group of monkeys and monkeys saw it, and their souls flew away, and they retreated to the entrance of the cave.
Seeing that there was an opportunity, the six friends of Meishan led 1,200 grass head gods to cover up and kill the water curtain cave.
Wukong was fighting with Erlang God, and suddenly saw his little brothers being chased and killed, and immediately panicked.
He withdrew and left, killing the six saints of Meishan. And the six saints are also aggressive people, seeing the great sage killing, they are not afraid and turn around to greet each other.
There are six saints in front, and there is Zhenjun in the back, Wukong was attacked on his back, and he panicked in his heart, he was unexpectedly invincible, and he left, and Zhenjun then caught up.
Then the two of them began to bet on the art of change. Needless to say, the result was Goku's loss.
The reason why he lost was because Erlang God had a 'Heavenly Open Eye' that could penetrate Wukong's seventy-two changes. His 'Heavenly Eyes' is the nemesis of all the art of change.
In the face of such a conclusive fact, even the North Gate Xiaodao, which has always been full of trains, has to admit that Erlang God is indeed a bullish person, and he is fully worthy of the title of the first hero in the heavenly court.
Wukong is quite a bachelor. Although he lost the bet, he was not discouraged at all, but was in the mood to admire Erlang God: "Awesome! Awesome! Erlang God's 'Tiankai Eyes' is really old and cheating! When I also go to engage in such a skill, it will be cool." ”
After admiring, he gritted his teeth, struggled to break the eighteen heavens and earth nets, and flew away with a somersault cloud.
This time, Erlang God was completely out of tricks, so he had to go to Li Tianwang for help.
Erlang asked, "Heavenly King, have you ever seen that demon monkey?"
The Heavenly King said, "I didn't see it either." Wait a minute, let me take care of it with a demon mirror. ”
And the king of heaven shone the mirror in all directions. After a while, he laughed and said, "Zhenjun go and chase him, the monkey has broken the big formation and fled in the direction of the mouth of the Guanjiang River." ”
That's the lair of Erlang God!
Erlang was shocked and hurried to the mouth of the Guanjiang River.
Wukong's flight speed was really not bragged, and he reached the mouth of the Guan River with a slight somersault. He transformed into the appearance of the True Monarch and swaggered straight into the True Monarch Temple.
The ghosts under Zhenjun couldn't tell the truth from the false, and they kowtowed one by one, and they were very respectful.
Wukong sat in the middle, looking through all kinds of documents, some of them are trivial things in the mortal world, and there are all kinds of immortal movements, who is who makes birthday and invites food, who who receives incense but does not eliminate disasters with others, who who opens a mountain and establishes a faction to collect disciples, everything is available.
Wukong said: "This spy is really an annoying spirit, do all these things, I am also troubled when I see Lao Sun." "Tear it all out.
Erlang Zhenjun hurried back to his lair, and when he didn't see Wukong, he asked the ghosts: "Has there ever been a Monkey King?"
All the ghosts judged Emperor Zhang to be at a loss, and replied together: "I haven't seen any Monkey King, only one True Monarch Grandpa almost has paperwork in it." ”
Zhenjun banged the door and entered, just in time to see Goku.
Wukong saw that it was the main lord who arrived, and immediately turned back to his original appearance, and laughed loudly: "How can Erlang be so rude, and he doesn't knock on the door first when he comes in, but now this dojo is surnamed Sun." ”
Zhenjun Tie Qing's face was blue, he raised his knife and slashed, Wukong picked up a big stick to greet him, Zhenjun walked while fighting, leading Wukong out of the temple gate, and it was another fierce fight, which shocked all the ghosts and scattered away.
Wukong breathed a bad breath in his heart, and without the fetters of the six friends of Meishan, the more he fights, the more courageous he becomes. Zhenjun lost the first move, and he actually fell behind.
Seeing that he was invincible, he used his heart again and led Wukong to the direction of Huaguo Mountain. Wukong rose up, brute and fierce, not afraid at all, and chased after him.
When they arrived at Huaguo Mountain, the heavens hurriedly surrounded and held the Quartet. Everyone knew Zhenjun's temperament, and they didn't come forward to help, but just shouted and cheered on the side, and watched the gambling fight between the two.
Erlang also couldn't say it, he said in his heart: "How can this monkey head be so able to fight, and his defense is so good! If I lose this battle, my reputation as the first hero in the heavenly court will be lost to my grandmother's house." ”
Before thinking about victory, he was worried about defeat, and the more Zhenjun fought, the more uncomfortable he became, faintly revealing defeat.
Let's say that the Jade Emperor and Taishang Laojun and others drank tea and recreation in the Tongming Palace, but they didn't see the return below. Lao Jun said: "Why don't I wait to go to the Nantian Gate to see the reality and reality?"
The Jade Emperor nodded in response: "Lao Jun's words are very reasonable. That is, to drive with the old monarch, the queen mother and the immortals to the South Heavenly Gate.
The Jade Emperor watched from afar, only to see that all the heavenly soldiers were surrounded by nets on all sides, Li Tianwang and Nezha Qing stood in the air in the demon mirror, and Zhenjun and Wukong were still fighting.
The Jade Emperor said: "This demon monkey fruit is a great magical power. The two of them fought like this, and they didn't know how long they were going to fight. ”
Lao Jun said with a smile: "Your Majesty is anxious to catch demons, so I will use a means to take him down." ”
After finishing speaking, Lao Jun took out his proud magic weapon King Kong set from his arms and hit Wukong on the head. The Monkey King only cared about fighting with Erlang, but he didn't know that this weapon fell from the sky, and it happened to hit the heavenly spirit.
This Vajra set is not an ordinary magic weapon, even if the defensive ability is as strong as Sun Wukong, he was still beaten dizzy, unsteady on his feet, and fell to the ground.
Seeing that there was an opportunity, Zhenjun's pet Howling Sky Dog rushed up to take a bite and bit it right on Goku's leg and stomach.
This thief dog is also clever, only bites one bite, and immediately jumps aside with joy.
Goku has leg and stomach cramps, and his combat power plummets. The six saints of Meishan did not hesitate, and stepped forward to hold Wukong together, so that the rope tied him to five horses and hoofed upside down.
Wukong fell asleep on the ground and scolded: "Who is so immoral, throwing hula hoops on it to yin my grandson!"
Lao Jun's face turned red, and he silently recited the "Tao Te Ching" three times in his heart, and then he accepted the golden steel sleeve and invited the Jade Emperor and all the immortals to return to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
On Huaguo Mountain, Li Tianwang and everyone gathered their troops and congratulated Zhenjun: "Zhenjun has made a great contribution this time!"
Zhenjun wiped a handful of cold sweat from his forehead, secretly said that it was dangerous, and replied: "This is the power of the Heavenly Venerable, everyone helps each other, what credit do I have?" and then took Wukong back to Heaven with the Heavenly Generals.
At this time, the Heavenly Master and the Jade Emperor already knew. The Jade Emperor was in a good mood, and immediately sent an order: "Order the powerful ghost Wang Shuai and a group of heavenly soldiers to escort the demon monkey Wukong to Yousi for trial." ”
The Mighty Ghost King led the heavenly soldiers to escort Wukong to Yousi for interrogation. A group of law officials quoted scriptures and sentenced Wukong to 18 counts such as destroying the public property of the heavenly court, deceiving the king, and intentionally wounding others.
So it was all kinds of mudras, and Wukong's hands were so wet.
So is Goku not dead, or not dead, or not dead?