"This wave of crisis has finally passed. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"yes, it's not easy, it's a twist and turn, and finally the damn game of closing your eyes after dark. ”

"I don't know if there will be any more crises in this trial. ”

"I think it's hanging, the early dynasty of the ghost emperor has been in crisis everywhere from the beginning, and no link is safe, and this trial must be full of crises. ”

"I think that no matter how much crisis there is, it won't be bigger than just now, it's too dangerous just now, and the demon anchor was almost eaten by the ghost emperor. ”

"Speaking of which, I don't understand a little, why does the ghost queen intercede for the demon anchor? ”

"I guess this should be the restriction of the live game on ghosts, and you can't easily do anything to these participants, you see what the ghost emperor has just become, don't you still endure it?"

"There is no doubt about this, it must be a restriction of live games, otherwise, if the ghost emperor really wants to eat them, he will eat them directly, why bother with the help of a game?"

"That's right, the Ghost Emperor is just deceiving the demon anchor and scaring him, so that the demon anchor can continue to play Please close his eyes when it's dark, he can't eat the demon anchor like that. The queen's plea is just a step, even if the queen doesn't intercede, the ghost emperor will still not eat the demon anchor. ”

“・・・・・・”

The oil seller and the archer knelt down, and the eyes of Lu Fan and the others fell on them.

There is also an oil seller, and there is an archeryman, these two people, could it be those two people?

Several of them have gone to school, and they have all learned the story of an oil seller, which is "The Oil Seller" by Ouyang Xiu of the Northern Song Dynasty.

This is a philosophical and interesting essay, easy to understand, meaningful, and very educational, so it has been a must-have for middle school textbooks for many years.

The success of this article lies in the fact that practice makes perfect is explained in a vivid story, which achieves the purpose of thought-provoking and understanding.

But in Lu Fan's opinion, this article is full of routines, and it should be renamed "The Comparison of Oil Sellers".

Chen Yaozhi is one of the famous ministers of the Northern Song Dynasty, who has been the champion, and has served as a general judge, an examiner, a prefect, a prefect, a pacification envoy, a straight bachelor of Longtu Pavilion, and a waiter of the Ministry of Shangshu, etc., a proper "rich and handsome".

This kind of rich and handsome, showing his magic archery skills in broad daylight, naturally caused a girl to scream and pounce.

But an ordinary old man selling oil disdainfully did this, squinted his eyes, seemed to look at it, had no admiration, and had no admiration, "but slightly chucked", indicating that it was still so-so, not only Chen Yaoshi was angry, but even the onlookers who ate melons also felt that this bad old man was a monk.

Even a scumbag like you, you dare to despise Chen Gaofu Shuai?

What are you!

But when Chen Yaozhi came to question, the bad old man calmly dropped a seemingly simple but incomparably pretended sentence "No other, but his hands are familiar", and in front of everyone's eyes, he performed the "copper coin oil pouring technique" that was no worse than Chen Yaozhi's 100-step Yang Shen Archery Technique, which made Chen Yaozhi and the people who ate melons all shocked.

This is not too sour.

This routine is simply a model of being rich and handsome by being poor and hoisting than stepping on it!

Look, as early as ancient times, those literary masters were already quite proficient in pretending to slap their faces.

The oil seller and archery in front of him, could it be these two?

Or rather, based on these two?

"Flat, flat!" was secretly guessing the identities of the oil seller and the archer, and the ghost emperor spoke, "You two, if you have any grievances, tell a few adults." ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

The oil seller and the archer stood up.

"Three Aiqing, it is you who strongly ask me to handle government affairs, and I will do what you want, but I have said ugly things in the front, if the result of your handling does not satisfy me, old rules, leave an eye! You only have ten minutes to judge which of them is guilty. ”

The two grass people stood up, and the ghost emperor glanced at Lu Fan and the three of them gloomily.

Wang Jia and Li Fei chuckled again in their hearts, thinking that they would be safe for a while after the game was over, but they didn't expect that they still couldn't escape the catastrophe of gouging out their eyes!

It's just that at least it takes time to try the case, and it's not as tight as the time to close your eyes when it's dark, and this is the only success.

"What are you two doing?"

Lu Fan, a senior official, took the lead in front of the two of them.

"If you go back to your lordship, the grass people will accuse him of murder!" the oil seller pointed to the arrow and then to the arrow in his eyebrows, "He used the arrow to shoot the grass people!"

"You only said that I shot you, why didn't you say why I shot you?" The archer pointed at the oil seller, and his voice was very resentful, "Three adults, the grass people want to accuse him of 'pretending'!"

Burst!

Even at this moment, Lu Fan almost sprayed, he just wanted to sell the oil man's pretend, but the archery accused the oil seller of a "crime of pretending".

The archery man looked much more angry than the oil seller, and he scolded him non-stop when he pointed at the oil seller.

"I'm shooting arrows there, I'm performing there, I'm enjoying being cheered by everyone there, what's in your way? You have to run over and slap me in the face in front of everyone?"

"What's wrong with my practice making perfect?

"In this world, which person's archery skills are not practiced day and night? Whose archery skills are not 'practice makes perfect'?"

"Tell you, my practice makes perfect archery, I can defend my family and defend the country, and I can kill the enemy in blood, but your fancy style of pouring oil from copper coins has a fart!"

"Could it be that after the oil is poured from the copper coin, it becomes a divine oil? It can cure all diseases? Isn't it still eating gutter oil that makes people diarrhea!"

"Your skills, except for pretending to be compared, are useless at all!"

"You pretended to be more cool that day, but I became the biggest joke, even with the whole family, I became the laughing stock of the upper class, my old father, who was not in good health, at a state banquet, because of this was laughed at, he didn't go down in one breath, and he was angry to death!"

"My father is the pillar of the country, the important weapon of the country, and has a pivotal position in the capital, as soon as my father died, the status of my Chen family plummeted, and the three wealthy families in the capital all made a difficult attack on me Chen, and joined forces to behead my Chen family, and I was the only one who escaped!"

Hearing this, Lu Fan couldn't help but gasp for air, but he didn't expect that the oil seller destroyed a big family with just a small pretend!

Lu Fan was shocked too early, and the power of the oil seller was just beginning.

"The Chen family was originally the largest family in the capital, and as soon as the Chen family fell, the other three wealthy families fought endlessly in order to compete for the position of my Chen family, and the lives of the people in the capital were ruined. ”

Hiss!

Lu Fan gasped again, and compared the four major families!

Don't worry, it's not over yet!

"At this moment, the neighboring country came to attack, but at this time, my Chen State was busy with internal fighting, black smoke and miasma, many generals and strategists died in the internal fighting, the originally powerful Chen State, even without the strength of a fight, was captured by the neighboring country in one fell swoop, and the Chen State perished!!"

Burst!

Lu Fan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and the oil seller pretended to be a comparison, and even the country was destroyed!