Chapter 404: Perverted Grave Keeper
"But before that. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" The grave keeper changed his words: "Boy, you should give me back the things first, right?"
Gu Wen's heart tightened, his face remained calm and innocent, and he said, "Ah, what is it? When I first arrived, I didn't dare to covet the things of the Venerable of the Immortal Realm. ”
The grave keeper smiled and held out his right hand. I saw that his palms were dry and thin, with protruding joints, and black nails more than three inches long on his five fingers, and the front ends were like daggers, extremely sharp. There are many gray and black spots on the back of the hand, which seem to be age spots and corpse spots.
Gu Wen's heart was dark. But when I saw the tomb keeper probe a move, the auspicious cloud that originally wrapped the body of the beautiful woman dozens of miles away seemed to be packed into a transparent bag, and flew towards the two of them quickly, and came to the front in the blink of an eye.
With a flick of the grave keeper's index finger, the auspicious cloud stopped a hundred paces away. I saw that he pinched a handprint with his index finger and thumb, and with a flick of his fingers, the auspicious clouds that had been dispersed for most of them suddenly contracted and condensed.
The auspicious cloud quickly shrank to the size of a person, revealing the hollowness of the humanoid form in the middle, which was completely consistent with the body of the beautiful woman.
"Tut-tut. The grave keeper salivated and laughed sharply: "The best, this time the goods are really good." How's it going, boy, don't you have anything to say this time?"
Gu Wen was uncovered by the tomb keeper, and his face remained unchanged: "It turns out that this is what the thing said, it is just a poor man who failed to cross the catastrophe." ”
"As the saying goes, death is greater, and I can't bear it below, for the sake of those who are also ascending in the lower realm, I am ready to help cremate. How could this be His Holiness's thing?"
"I see. Gu Wen's eyes suddenly rolled: "It turns out that the Venerable is talking about this auspicious cloud, right? If the situation is normal, this auspicious cloud will turn back into a new cloud." As soon as the kid did this, this auspicious cloud was about to dissipate. This is ill-conceived underneath. ”
"That's it, the kid happened to have a cloud of auspicious clouds in the Nether, and the condition is still quite good, it's better to pay it to the Venerable, everyone will reveal it, do you think it's okay?"
The grave keeper looked at Gu Wen in a daze, and suddenly clapped his hands lightly for a while, and said with a smile: "Good! Good! Good! No one dared to ridicule the old man like this for a long time." The kid surnamed Gu, you are very good. ”
"Originally, the people who offended the old man had the same result, they were captured by the old man, abolished three dantians, cut off the meridians of the whole body, drained the blood, burned them with the cave Xuan Yin fire for three hundred years, and then used the reincarnation cloud to remove the traces of the body and soul, so as not to cause trouble again in reincarnation. ”
Speaking of this, the grave keeper was already in a loud voice, but then suddenly his attitude changed again:
"But for the sake of you being a fellow practitioner, the old man has been extra merciful. Hehe, speaking of which, you are still quite similar to the old man back then, they are both so stubborn and don't know whether to live or die. ”
As he spoke, the grave keeper suddenly pulled something out of his bosom. Gu Wen looked at it, but it was a palm-sized ceramic doll.
This doll depicts an alien beauty, with green hair and purple eyes, a handsome face, and a slender and lifelike body.
The grave keeper gently scraped the ceramic doll with his fingernails, looked up at a nebula somewhere in the sky, and slowly recalled: "The old man was originally a Sirius, and he has been a fairy vein for generations. At your age, you have already devoted yourself to the Silver Wolf Castle and become an inner disciple, and it can be said that you have a bright future. ”
"It's a pity that the young man is ambitious, and he is inevitably proud. I thought I was a match made in heaven with the daughter of the castle lord. But I didn't expect that despicable woman to falsely accuse me of fornicating with a lowly servant girl in order to climb another high branch. ”
"So I was abandoned by my family and sent to this far-flung place, where I became a grave keeper who guarded the cloud tomb. It's been 10,000 years. The events of that year have been forgotten, and I can't even remember the name of that slut. ”
The grave keeper said it lightly, but Gu Wen could feel his hatred deep into his bone marrow.
"The Cloud Tomb was originally the burial place of the original sinners of the Netherworld, desolate and lonely. Except for a very small number of lucky people like you, except for Xiangyun, it is the corpse. ”
"The only good thing is that although the people of the nether world are lowly, among thousands of people, there are still occasionally one or two who are born with a good body, and they are a little more beautiful than that slut. ”
Therefore, the old man also received some, practiced into dolls, and chatted to relieve fatigue. ”
"Hehe, these dolls don't have souls, but they don't have to worry about their unfaithful thoughts, let the old man do whatever he wants, and he is a hundred times better than that slut. ”
The grave keeper said, tossing the ceramic doll in his hand. The doll grew into a life-size figure when it was in the wind, and magically, it could still smile and dance, with a soft posture without any stiffness.
If it weren't for the scrutiny, the doll would have no soul and would be no different from a real person.
The grave keeper stretched out his hand, and the elf-like doll danced next to the grave keeper. The grave keeper lifted the doll's cloak and reached for his fingers to clasp it on her thin, pink shoulders.
The black nails were so sharp that they pierced the doll's shoulders like sliced tofu, digging nearly an inch deep. Green blood oozed from the doll's shoulder, and it was a weeping expression.
The grave keeper pulled out his nails and smiled: "How? Beautiful, obedient, and don't need to waste time boringly talking about love, and don't need to spend money to buy things and buy things, isn't it perfect?"
"Perfect, indeed perfect. Gu Wen was disgusted in his heart, but nodded.
"Hehe, it's really a fellow person, and the hero sees the same thing. Not bad. The tomb keeper stretched out his hand again, only to see a light blue drop of water slowly dissolved in the auspicious clouds.
The grave keeper took out a jade bottle the size of a thumb, carefully inserted the blue water droplets into it, and put the cork back in his arms. smiled: "Forget the tears, this is a good thing." Even if your talent is against the sky, you will also be on the way. Not to mention those big-breasted nether women?"
"The sinners who have risen up from the Nether Realm, if there is no backstage, there is a chance that they will die stupidly in the reincarnation cloud tribulation. Is the fairy world so easy to come? Think it's great to survive the Nether Tribulation? ”
"However, it is not easy for you nether sinners to ascend, and it will take you eighteen hundred years to survive at every turn. When they ascended, the beauties became old women. Even if it looks good, it lacks the breath of youth and beauty, just like a fake made by plastic surgery, which is really unappetizing. ”
"Fortunately, the old man has been mixed in the ascension system for tens of thousands of years, and he still has some connections, so he can ask a few old friends to open a back door and send a few beautiful corpses over with tears of forgetfulness. ”
"Like the one you took away, but the old man has been paying attention to it for a long time. It is said that it belongs to the Jade Phoenix Clan of the Fire Plane, and its power in the fairy world is very huge. The old man also spent a lot of money, and it is impossible for you to pick peaches for nothing. ”
As he spoke, the tomb keeper waved his hand again, and threw out seventeen or eighteen dolls at once, with different faces and styles, but they were all beautiful women of super high quality.
"Forget it. For the sake of my colleagues, I'll give in one more step. In exchange, you can pick any of these dolls. How's it going? The old man is kind and right, right?"
Gu Wen had a smile on his face, but he was very angry in his heart. Imagine that every person who has ascended from the human realm through tribulations, which one has not gone through a lot of hardships and all kinds of life and death tribulations, only a very few can survive the heavenly tribulation.
In ordinary people's understanding, surviving the heavenly tribulation is the success of ascension, but I didn't expect that there would be a round of reincarnation in the fairy world. If you are a little careless, you will end up with a tragic ending of death and reincarnation.
What's more, similar to the phoenix girl contained in Gu Wensheng's Soul Ring, she has such good talent and such a high appearance, she could have entered the fairy world smoothly, but because of the perverted hobby of the tomb keeper, she got Xiang Xiaoyu and died.
What's even more tragic is that if Gu Wen doesn't take her away and bury her, she will be taken as a doll by the tomb keeper and become a tool for venting her desires, and she can't even retain her basic dignity after death.
"It seems that the so-called fairy world is also a place where filth is hidden, and there is no law, justice, justice, and justice. Everything is just the law of the jungle, self-interested. This kind of fairy world is really a bit disappointing. ”
"I can't control anyone else. This perverted grave keeper, if I have the chance, I will kill him. And put these poor dolls away... Well... That destroys. ”
"Dust to dust, dust to dust. Gu Wen thought about it while glancing at the seventeen or eighteen dolls: "It's so beautiful, but being treated like this, it's really... Huh?"
Gu Wen suddenly froze, and his eyes almost bulged out: "Although these two have clear eyebrows and fair complexions, they have Adam's apple and no chest, these are two men, right? Even if they are beautiful men, they are still men, right?"
"Nima, this necrophile old man is so perverted and disgusting!
Gu Wen looked up at the sky: "Oh, there is no moon here. What's more, this strange old man has been practicing for 10,000 years, so I'd better see if I can successfully escape. Otherwise, if you die, you will be made into a doll, this..."
Gu Wen tightened, and suddenly smiled: "Venerable is so generous, if the kid doesn't change, he will be too ignorant." However, all of His Holiness's works are so perfect, and it is difficult for the boy to choose. ”
"I don't know if I can do it... That one... Touch it? Plastic surgery is too good now... That one... Seeing is nothing, but touching is believing. ”