Bajie and Wujing were chatting outside the tent, but Xuanzang and Wukong were discussing inside.

Xuanzang said: "Apprentice, since you said that this monster is very weak, then the matter of your return home will fall on him." But I'm afraid that there are too many of us, so he doesn't dare to do it. ”

Wukong said: "Master, it was inconvenient to say it just now, but now I will tell you." In that demonic aura, I sensed a smell of death. ”

Xuanzang said: "So what?"

Wukong said: "That means that this monster is either a zombie or a skeleton monster." The IQ of this type of monster is very low, very low. ”

Xuanzang said: "No matter how low the IQ is, it's still a BOSS." What if he sees that there are so many of us and he doesn't dare to do anything?"

Wukong said: "If he doesn't dare to do it, we will think of Fang Er tricking him into doing it." ”

Xuanzang said: "Are you sure?"

Wukong said: "Tomorrow, I will pretend to go to the fate." That monster saw that there were fewer people, and he must have thought that it was the best opportunity to do it. In this way, I am not afraid that he will not be hit. ”

Xuanzang said: "Just follow your method." I'd like to see if that youkai will fall for your calculations. ”

Wukong said: "Master, you just wait and see." A monster with a low IQ like this should be beaten three times before he can show his disciple's means. ”

The two of them stopped talking, so they summoned the two of Bajie to come in and sleep peacefully.

On the road the next day, several people climbed to the middle of the mountain, Wukong suddenly saw the grass in the distance move, recognized that it was a little demon patrolling the mountain, and deliberately said: "Master, we have come all the way from the eastern soil, it is really hard. It's just that you are so unhelpful, and the skills of the two junior brothers are not high, so you are really tired of my grandson. ”

Xuanzang listened to his arrogant words, and he didn't understand what he meant.

So he deliberately scolded: "You monkey is so disrespectful, you really don't look like a monk." Although the teacher has no magical powers, he is a holy monk of the Eastern Land, and even the King of Tang is respectful and polite when he sees me. You can have the opportunity to be my apprentice, that is the blessing that you have cultivated for dozens of lifetimes!"

Bajie was also very unconvinced when he heard it. He retorted: "Brother Monkey, you are also holding up. Although my old pig's ability is weaker than yours, he is also the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng, so why is it worthless by what you say. ”

Wukong said angrily: "Although you stupid person has some skills, but your brain is too stupid, and you are always tricked by monsters." If it weren't for me, would you be able to keep Master going west to learn the scriptures?"

Seeing that Wukong was angry, Bajie said in his heart, did this monkey take the wrong medicine today, how could he be so angry?

He didn't dare to turn his face with Wukong, so he could only bow his head and remain silent.

The speaker has a heart, and the listener has an intention. The little demon patrolling the mountains got the news and hurried back to the cave to report to the king.

The cave is called the Bone Cave, and the leader of the cave is indeed a skeleton monster named Lady Bones.

She listened to the little demon's report and said to herself: "Recently, I heard a rumor that the big red deer carried Xuanzang, caught and ate a long life, and it seems that he is the one who said." However, I heard that his eldest apprentice was the Monkey King of the Great Monkey King of the Great Chaos Heavenly Palace back then, which was tricky and difficult to do. What should I think of to earn that Tang Seng and eat it?"

Since he had this idea, the monster asked, "Except for the monkey with the face of Lei Gong, what about the other two apprentices of that Tang Dynasty monk?"

The little demon said: "One was born as a pig brother and claimed to be the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng, but he looked stupid and stupid, and the other only knew how to carry a burden and hurried, looking like a wooden brain." ”

The monster ordered: "Probe again, report again." The little demon got the order, and quickly went to investigate again.

After a while, the little demon came to report again: "Mrs. Qiyu, the white and fat monk shouted that the food has been bad recently, and forced the monk with the face of Lei Gong to give him a fate, saying that he wanted to change his taste and eat some fresh vegetables." Now there are only four of them left. ”

The monster was overjoyed and said, "God help me, too!" The most powerful monkey is gone. The remaining two, one is stupid and the other is wooden. Now it's time to make a change and play tricks on them. ”

The monster made up his mind and went straight out of the cave to find Xuanzang.

When he saw Xuanzang, Xuanzang was sitting on the side of the road waiting for Wukong to come back.

Sure enough, there was a chance! The monster pressed the cloud head, transformed into a woman with a flowery face and a moon appearance in the recess in front of him, carrying a green sand jar in his left hand and a green magnetic bottle in his right hand, and walked from west to east.

As soon as Xuanzang saw this woman, he thought to himself: "In this barren mountain and wild mountains, there are monsters who occupy the mountains as kings, where there may be ordinary women, most of them are monsters." ”

Thinking of this, Xuanzang instructed: "Apprentices, stand aside, so as not to block the path of the female benefactor." ”

Wujing hurriedly led the horse to carry the burden and let him aside. When Bajie saw the beauty, he was overwhelmed for a while, and he didn't hear Xuanzang's orders.

When the girl approached, he whistled and stepped forward to talk, "Hey, beauty, do you want to make an appointment?"

The girl replied shyly: "Elder, you are so bad, the Lun family has a husband." ”

Bajie said: "What a good Chinese cabbage, it's a pity, it's a pity." ”

The woman said, "It's not cabbage." My green can is filled with fragrant rice, and the green jar is filled with fried gluten. ”

Bajie continued to talk: "Who are you going to deliver food to?"

The woman said, "I'm here to fasten the monks." ”

Bajie Qi said: "Such a coincidence?"

The woman said, 'I once made a wish in the temple to fast for 100 passing elders, and now I have met you four elders to fulfill my wish. ”

When Xuanzang heard this, he thought about it and said: "If it is really a mortal woman, seeing the appearance of Bajie in this barren mountain and wild mountains, she would have been scared half to death, how can she be so calm? Besides, ordinary woman, how do you know that we happened to pass by here, and Coco rushed to the monk? Wukong is right, this monster not only has no ability, but also can't tell lies. "Xuanzang doesn't break it, just watch the good show made by the monster.

The girl walked up to Xuanzang and greeted in a crisp voice, "Hello, elder." ”

Xuanzang said: "You are also good to the female benefactor." ”

The woman said, "The little woman's husband is working in the fields, and I am about to bring him food." Today, it happened that I met a few elders. If the elders do not dislike it, they are willing to serve this meal. ”

Xuanzang said: "You sent these meals to your husband, if we eat them, it will be a sin." Female benefactor, you better go and deliver food. ”

The woman said, "My parents and husband are both Buddhists, and they don't blame them. ”

Xuanzang said: "You don't have to break the bank, I'm really not hungry poor monk." ”

Where are the monsters willing to stop. She added ecstasy to her meal, hoping to charm the three masters and apprentices as soon as possible, so that the trick could succeed.

So she said to Bajie: "Since the fat white master doesn't want to eat, you can eat some, and the right is to repay my wish." ”

Bajie is a lustful ghost and a glutton. Now that the beauty and food are in front of you, the IQ is instantly lower than the lower limit!

He happily took the meal and was about to move his mouth, but Wukong suddenly appeared.

He shouted: "Monster, eat my grandson!"

Xuanzang hurriedly stepped forward to stop him and said, "Apprentice, this female benefactor is kind enough to deliver food, don't wronged her!"

Wukong raised his hand and pointed at it, and exclaimed loudly: "Oops,,!"

Xuanzang also raised his eyes to look, and Wukong took advantage of his unpreparedness and hit the woman with a stick. However, his stick is not a real hit, but a fake hit.

With a stick, only a fake corpse was left, but the true spirit of the monster was released.

Xuanzang came back to his senses, turned his head to look, was startled, and said angrily: "Wukong, why didn't you listen to your teacher and beat her to death?"

Wukong said: "Master, she is really a monster. ”

Xuanzang said: "If it was a monster, it would have started to arrest me a long time ago, why did it send me food to eat?"

Wukong said: "That's because she saw that there were so many of us, so she didn't dare to do it openly." In this meal, she must have moved her hands and feet. ”

Xuanzang said: "Now that everyone has been beaten to death by you, how can you confront you?" I know that you have been a little strict with your homework during this time, but you shouldn't use this method to vent your dissatisfaction." You have killed so many monsters along the way, have you ever blamed you for the teacher? If it is really a monster, you will be killed, but this innocent mortal can never be beaten!"

Wukong said: "Even if you don't believe me, you should believe in Bajie." Bajie, tell me, is this a monster or a mortal woman?"

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, look at the good things you have done! I just said that I wanted to eat, but what did you turn this meal into?"

When everyone looked at it, they saw that the jar and bottle had fallen to the ground, and all the food in it had turned into frogs and toads.

Wukong said angrily: "You said that I conjured these things?!"

Bajie said: "Senior brother, do you want me to tell the truth?"

Wukong said: "Of course it's the truth. ”

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, I said, don't blame me." ”

Wukong said: "Bajie, don't you believe me?"

Bajie said: "I know that you have great powers, and it is not difficult to make some tricks." Anyway, I don't have a sharp eye, and if you say he's a monster, that's a monster!

Wukong asked Wujing again: "What about Senior Brother Sha, you can tell me." ”

Sha Seng said: "Well, I don't know about this. But I believe in the senior brother, the senior brother has a sharp eye, so he naturally recognizes monsters. ”

Xuanzang said: "Now everyone is justified, and you have no choice?"

Wukong said: "Master, I have protected you all the way to the west, have you ever killed innocent people?"

Xuanzang said: "You are too fierce, even the Buddha doesn't believe in you, so I put this tight hoop on you." How do you make me believe you?"

Wukong said: "Now I say it's a monster, but you say it's a mortal." Do you have fiery eyes, or do I have fiery eyes?"

Xuanzang said: "Now I say that I am a mortal, but you say that it is a monster." Are you in charge, or am I in charge?"

Wukong said: "Master, we are all disciples of Buddhism. Our Buddhism preaches the equality of all beings, you can't put the master on the shelf, that doesn't conform to the rules of Buddhism. ”

Xuanzang said: "Okay, you sharp-toothed monkey head, I will spare you this time! If there is a next time, don't blame me for being polite." ”

Wukong said: "Hehe, as long as the master spares me, it's fine." I promise, never again, okay?"

Wukong made a promise, and Xuanzang was relieved, so he asked, "Where is your fasting meal?"

Wukong hurriedly served the meal, beating his legs and back, so he was not filial.

Xuanzang said: "I have already spared you once." ”

Wukong understood the meaning of Xuanzang's words, nodded and said, "Well, once." ”