Chapter 180: Peek-a-boo? That's my major!
The cave where Xuanzang and Ryoma hid was extremely hidden, and the door of the cave was blocked by thick vines, and there was basically nothing unusual from the outside. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
After a while, the little demons began to search the mountain, and just as the three little demons searched for the entrance of the cave.
Suddenly, the little demon armor stopped and beckoned, "Brothers, you wait first!"
Little Demon Yi said: "What's the situation?"
The little demon armor said: "I smell a smell of human flesh!"
The little demon said, "Where did the smell of human flesh come from? Why didn't we smell it?"
The little demon armor said: "My nose is smart, I can't be wrong!"
The little demon said: "Could it be the person the kings are looking for?"
Little Demon Yi shouted with great joy: "If this is the case, we have done a great job!"
The little demon armor said: "Look for it, it's around here!"
Xuanzang listened in the cave, and suddenly felt anxious, and he whispered: "Xiaolong, we are about to be discovered!
Nothing happens!
Xuanzang screamed twice, but still didn't respond!
Xuanzang complained: "This little dragon is so unreliable, he actually disappeared from playing with me, see how I fix him when I turn around!"
At this time, the little demons had slowly approached the location of the cave door. The little demon armor brushed open the vines in front of the cave door and exclaimed, "It's here!"
Little Demon B said to Little Demon C: "You go in and take a look, there must be a living person hidden inside!"
The little demon said: "Are you stupid to me! This hole is dark, and it is the easiest to be plotted." ”
The little demon armor said: "Since everyone is afraid to go in, then let's force the people in the cave to come out!"
So the three little demons threatened one after another: "Listen, the people inside, if you don't come out again, we will set fire!"
Xuanzang called the dragon horse twice more, and continued to move. In desperation, he had no choice but to come out of the hole.
Xuanzang saw the three little demons and greeted him warmly: "Oh, do the three handsome guys have anything to do with me?"
The little demons exclaimed: "Tang Seng! Tang Seng!"
Xuanzang said: "You know me?"
The little demon armor said: "I don't know how many hundred or thousands of times I have seen your drawings! Even if you turn to ashes, I will recognize you!"
The other two little demons also echoed together, and it seems that they are all familiar with Xuanzang's portrait and can't be more familiar.
Xuanzang said: "So many strangers know me, which makes me embarrassed." ”
The little demon armor said: "Don't talk nonsense! If you don't know how to lift, don't blame us for being rude!"
Xuanzang said: "What if you're not welcome?"
The little demon shouted loudly: "You really want to force us to do it?"
Little Demon Yi said: "Brother, you can't scare him like this! The kings said, this Tang monk is not frightened, and the meat will be sour when he is scared! It will affect the effect of the medicine." ”
The little demon armor said: "Don't talk nonsense with him, let's rush up and tie him up, just to give the kings an errand!"
When Xuanzang heard that it was going to be bad, he quickly threw out the remaining two bundles of fairy suo'er, and bundled the little demon armor and the little demon B who rushed in front. The little demon was stunned on the spot, dumbfounded.
After a while, the little demon said, "I didn't think you would do this!"
Xuanzang said: "If you dare to come over, I will tie you up too!"
The little demon said, "Then why didn't you tie me up just now?"
Xuanzang said: "The monks are merciful, I deliberately left you a chance to mend your ways, you can't live up to my hard work." ”
The little demon said: "I think you don't have a rope!"
Xuanzang was frightened, fell to the ground, he hurriedly took out a short sword from his arms, and shouted: "Don't come here! If you dare to come, I'm really welcome!"
Where would the little demon put a mortal monk in his eyes. He strode forward to arrest Xuanzang.
Who knew that as soon as he walked in front of Xuanzang, he had an unstable foothold and fell forward. After this fall, the little demon never stood up again, because his chest hit the tip of Xuanzang's knife again.
The two bound demons shouted together, Xuanzang reached out and picked up a thick stone, and smashed it at the heads of the two little demons, knocking the two of them unconscious on the spot.
But this shout has already alarmed the nearby demons, and immediately a nearby demon searched for them.
Xuanzang heard the chaotic and hurried footsteps around him, and immediately panicked, he shouted: "Emma, this time I stabbed the bee's nest!"
Xuanzang hurriedly retracted the hole and went to find his luggage. He vaguely remembered that in his luggage, there was also a peerless murder weapon hidden - a single-soldier burst weapon!
The surrounding demons gathered in the direction of the sound and found two unconscious youkai. There was a slap in the face, and the two little demons woke up.
The goblins asked, "Who tied you up?"
The little demon Yi said: "Tang Seng! Tang Seng is in that cave!"
The little demons were overjoyed and surrounded the cave. One of the little demons shouted loudly, "Elder Tang, come out quickly!
Xuanzang had no choice but to get out of the hole again.
When he saw the little demons, he didn't panic, and said with a grin: "Did your king really invite me as a guest?"
The little demon said, "Of course it's true! ”
Xuanzang said: "What if I refuse to go?"
The little demon said: "Then I can't help you! Brothers, we will make a great contribution to arresting Tang Seng together!"
Xuanzang didn't hesitate any longer, took out his individual weapon, and shot indiscriminately, beating more than 20 little demons into a sieve.
Three golden rays of light fell from the sky, and Xuanzang rose three levels!
He was elated and danced: "Hahahaha, I'm giving birth again, I'm giving birth again!"
Suddenly, Ryoma's head came to Xuanzang's eyes, and he asked urgently, "Where is the placenta?"
Xuanzang was startled at first, and then felt inexplicable: "What placenta?"
Ryoma said, "Didn't you just say that you gave birth?"
Xuanzang said: "That's right, just now I killed the little monster and gave birth to another level three." ”
Ryoma said frustratedly, "Okay, just because I didn't say anything just now. ”
Xuanzang said: "You just said it?"
Ryoma said, "I guess you heard it wrong!
Xuanzang said: "Could it be that I was so happy just now that I had auditory hallucinations?"
Ryoma said, "That's right. You weren't even happy to find the north just now!"
Xuanzang said: "If you don't say it, you don't say it." But where did you go just now?"
Ryoma said, "I've always been behind you." ”
Xuanzang said: "No, you've been behind me all the time, why didn't those little demons see you?"
Ryoma said, "Because now I'm a chameleon!
Xuanzang said: "You saw that the teacher was in danger, why didn't you come to the rescue?"
Ryoma said, "Because I'm curious about Senior Brother's words, I want to take a closer look at you." If you are really in danger, I will come out to save you!"
Xuanzang said: "What have you observed?"
Ryoma said, "Master, I have discovered your secret! You are really very cunning. ”
Xuanzang said: "Where am I cunning?"
Ryoma said, "How did that little demon die under your sword just now?"
Xuanzang said: "He walked carelessly and hit the tip of my sword!"
Ryoma said, "Come on, you still want to get me! I saw you stretch out your foot and trip him!"
Xuanzang said: "Yes, maybe I made a mistake in my busy schedule and accidentally tripped him." ”
Ryoma said: "Master, I really admire you so much! Senior brother is not wrong at all, you are really born to be an actor! Ryan Lado is a fart, that little golden man should be yours!"
Xuanzang said: "Okay, okay, let's not talk about this." Also, you still don't do this chameleon. ”
Ryoma said: "The chameleon is very good, I feel pretty good." ”
Xuanzang said: "You are protecting me, you dare to play and disappear!"
Ryoma said: "Next time I promise not to play and go missing, I promise to protect you well! ”
Xuanzang said: "Don't play like this, otherwise I will clean you up!"
Ryoma quickly nodded in agreement.
At this moment, there was a whistling sound all around, and the sound of chaotic footsteps became louder and louder.
Xuanzang said: "Oh no, we are surrounded. ”
Ryoma said: "Master, don't panic, I'll take you to hide and seek!"
Xuanzang said: "I have been hiding and hiding for 20 years!
So Xuanzang and the others were in this vast primeval forest, hiding from the cats with the little demons.
Wukong's side is hot. The three demons couldn't win for a long time, and they couldn't help but get anxious. I saw him turn into the true appearance of Dapeng, and suddenly accelerated towards Bajie and Wujing. With this speed, Wukong will only be left to eat dust. He was shocked and reminded: "Be careful, junior disciples!"
The two of Bajie were fighting against the two demons, and they had the upper hand when they saw it, and suddenly heard Wukong's warning, and they couldn't help but panic, and they were immediately taken by Dapeng and beaten by the two demons.
Wukong secretly screamed that it was not good: "It seems that these three demons are really the biggest variables!"
He thought about it, but there was really nothing he could do, so he had to send a voice to Zhongjialan and said: "The plan has failed, go back quickly to protect my master!"
When the Eighteen Dharma Protector Jialan heard this, he immediately used his stealth power and disappeared in place.
Wukong didn't stay, and drove the clouds to the west.
The three demons still wanted to chase him, but the big demon said: "Third brother, don't chase him, if you catch him, you can't help him! ”
The Three Demons said: "He went to the west, presumably to find a rescuer!"
The big demon said: "When he finds a rescuer, it's too late, Tang Seng has entered our stomach." ”
The three demons said: "Big brother, don't you have a stomach ulcer, can you still eat?"
The Great Demon gritted his teeth and said, "I'm broad!"
The Three Devils said: "Health is important, but you can't be sloppy!"
The big demon said: "I don't swallow it, I'll lick and eat it in small bites." This is Tang monk meat, even if I risk my life, I will taste him a few bites!"
So the three old demons ignored Wukong and went straight to find Xuanzang.
Wukong pulled up the somersault cloud and hurried to the Great Thunder Yin Temple. In a short time, I was already outside the temple gate.
Wukong greeted the Eight King Kongs and said, "Everyone, don't come here unharmed, I'm here again!"
King Kong said: "The Great Sage doesn't have to be polite, you have become a regular visitor anyway!"
Wukong said: "I'm here to find the Buddha, is he an old man?"
King Kong said: "The Buddha rarely goes out, and now he is in the temple, let's go and report to you." ”
So King Kong went in and reported it. After a while, King Kong came out to preach the Buddha's decree and let Goku in.
Wukong saw the Buddha and hurriedly saluted.
The Buddha said, "Wukong, you're here." ”
Wukong said: "Now I have encountered a big problem, I can't do it if I don't come." ”
The Buddha said, "But it's for the sake of the lion and camel country?"
Wukong said: "Yes, those three monsters are really powerful, and I can't go along with the disciples." ”
The Buddha said: "That Dapeng is not a monster. ”
Wukong said: "He's not a monster, what is it?"
The Buddha said, "He is my uncle." ”
Wukong shouted loudly: "Buddha, you are also very hard to make a TV series, and you actually moved your uncle out!"
The Buddha said: "No way, we have to meet the needs of the audience." If you don't shoot something exciting, they won't buy it. ”
Wukong said: "Sure enough, you designed it?"
The Buddha said, "That's right, I designed it." ”
Wukong said: "Okay, okay, I've been conquered by your amazing creative methods!