The question of the fate of god-kings has been going on for millions of years, and the gods have developed a deep-rooted belief about it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The reason why the vast majority of them choose to sweep the snow in front of their doors is precisely for this reason.

At the beginning, Artemis was reluctant to form an alliance, as for the reason, it was naturally the same as Apollo, saying that the fate of the previous god kings was like this, saying that Zeus's children were so spicy, why should it be my turn to make a move.

In the end, it was the turn of the negotiator Sun Wukong.

He used the same rhetoric against Apollo against Artemis, and it worked again, successfully convincing Artemis to join the alliance.

Of course, there is also the credit of the Eight Precepts, who called the Eight Precepts the savior of the goddess?

The alliance was successful, and the group took their leave of Artemis and returned to Mount Olympus with the unconscious Cupid. It didn't take long for Cupid to wake up.

When the little boy opened his eyes, he saw that his bow and arrows had gone nowhere, and his hands and feet were tied, so he began to make a big noise: "Bi Ma Wen, I don't accept it, I don't accept it! You let me go, let's fight again!"

Not to mention, this Cupid has a bit of Wukong's demeanor back then. obviously can't beat it, but this mouth refuses to be soft.

Wukong Qi said: "Still not convinced if you lose?"

Cupid said: "I'm just a child, you actually use tricks to trick me!

Wukong was too lazy to listen to him, so he said to Bajie: "Senior brother, this little broken child will be handed over to you to deal with." ”

Bajie agreed, stretched out his big slap and wanted to knock Cupid unconscious.

Wukong hurriedly stopped: "Senior brother, pay attention to the strategy, we must focus on education and probation." ”

Bajie said: "Back then, did the Buddha and his old man focus on education and probation for you?"

Wukong said: "But he's just a child, it's different." ”

Bajie said: "What a child's paper! He is thousands of years old, and he is older than you! ”

Wukong said: "Bajie, in this case, let's only look at the mental age." You have to treat him like a red child. ”

Bajie had no choice but to hold Cupid's neck, lock him in his bedroom, and let him make trouble alone.

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After eating, Bajie returned to the bedroom and thought about how to educate and influence this little child.

Cupid said: "Zhu Bajie, you let me go, I will introduce my mother to you, how about it?"

This little kid is really a thief. He knew that Bajie was lustful, so he wanted to use the beauty trick against him.

Bajie Qi said: "What did you introduce your mother to me for?"

Cupid said: "What else can you do, be your girlfriend." ”

Bajie said: "Be my girlfriend?

Cupid said, "What does it matter? Just give me a honest word, do it or not?"

Bajie said: "Fuck, fuck your sister, fuck it! Old pig I am now a disciple of Buddhism, and I can't get close to women." ”

Cupid said: "Come on, who doesn't know that you are the first-class mad demon of the Three Realms!

Bajie said: "Hey, hey, little brat, don't lie to me." Since I entered the Buddha Gate, when have I broken the color vows?"

Cupid said, "You don't dare! Actually, you think in your heart, right?"

Bajie said: "Then you are wrong! Old man, I call this colorless in the eyes but colorless in the heart. Actually, I've cultivated to the highest level of love psychology. This trick of beauty tricks is useless to me, I see, you better save it. ”

Although Bajie said this, Cupid didn't believe it at all, and he continued to instigate: "I said Brother Pig, my mother is a famous beauty, hey, you haven't seen it, if you do, you will never say this." Let me tell you, my mother listens to me the most, why don't I say a few kind words for you in front of her?

Bajie said: "What other tricks do you have?"

Cupid said, "How about I shoot her an arrow and promise to make her love you to death?

Bajie saw that he was a thief and a stubborn person, so he decided to be false to him. Bajie said: "Then you tell me first, if I let you go, what do you want to do?"

Cupid said, "That monkey has cheated me, and I want revenge!"

Bajie shook his head and said, "Do you want revenge?" Hehe, I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, I can't deal with him with your two moments." ”

Cupid was unconvinced: "Why can't I deal with him!"

Bajie said: "Because this monkey is really too yin! I think that when he couldn't beat me, he became my daughter-in-law to fool me, do you know this? I tell you, if you want to deal with him, you must use yin tricks, otherwise you will not have the slightest chance of winning." ”

Cupid said: "Tricks? Yes, our brothers can work together to trap him." ”

Bajie said: "Yes, I am afraid of this monkey yin! If you want yin, you should go to yin, don't drag me." ”

Cupid said, "Okay, Brother Pig, you let me go first! I will definitely help you do what I promised, how about it?"

Bajie said: "Brother, don't worry, this yin monkey's business, he has to think about it in the long run." Besides, now that your bow and arrows are still in his hands, how can you get past him? I see, you better go to bed first, and we can continue to discuss something tomorrow, okay?"

Now that Bajie's drowsiness is coming, I wish I could go to bed early, so I plan to deal with this night first.

But Cupid refused to sleep.

He said, "Virtue! As an immortal, where did you get so sleepy? Could it be that you are a god of sleep?"

Bajie said: "Oh, haven't we achieved the right result yet, now I'm just a demon fairy, not a fairy." If it's getting late today, why don't you wash up and sleep?"

Cupid said, "That's not going to work! I can't sleep!"

Bajie said: "Then you can play while playing, I am going to sleep." ”

Cupid said: "My hands and feet are tied, how can I play? Anyway, I don't sleep, and you can't sleep!"

Bajie said: "Then what do you want me to do?"

Cupid said, "You have to sing a nursery rhyme to put me to sleep." My mom used to put me to sleep like this. ”

Bajie complained: "I'm not your mother, how can I coax you to sleep!"

Cupid said, "I don't care so much about you! You have to sing nursery rhymes to coax me before I can sleep." ”

Bajie was helpless, so he had to sing a Chinese version of the lullaby, who knew that Cupid did not buy it, and said that he wanted to listen to the English version.

Bajie said: "How is this English version sung? Let me think about it." ”

He thought about it for a long time, and finally remembered the lyrics, so he sang them again in English.

But who knew that Cupid still didn't buy it, saying that he didn't like this tune.

This is a difficult time for the eight precepts.

He racked his brains and finally made up an English version of the children's song that was praised by the world as a swan song for the ages!