Chapter 33: The Honest Man and the Cheap Xiucai (Ask for Collection)
They all think that they can live forever, but this world is always inextricably linked to 'death'.
A tomb of an ancient king buried in the depths of the earth, the specifications naturally need not be said, and the main worship and accompanying animals should be indispensable. Kong Qionglou and his gang hurried over, and when they arrived nearby, they saw many people bending down to dig from a distance. The surface was messy, and there were rotting corpses scattered all over the place, all in human form, which was supposed to be a burial pit.
In the pit.
The flesh and blood were gone, but the bones were still well preserved, mixed with men, women and children, not just prisoners of war. Some of the corpses still have a few pieces of brocade clothes that have not completely decayed, and it can be seen that they are tattooed with intricate embroidery, and the craftsmanship is exquisite. Although I don't know what the nobles in ancient times should be like, these animals will never be ordinary monks, otherwise they would have been rotten long ago and there would not even be bones left, and they would have been prominent in their lifetime!
"Haha, I dug up an ancient sword!"
"What are you, look at me, a jade pendant from ancient times!"
"The clothes worn by humans and animals can be regarded as heavy treasures that have survived from ancient times to this day, right?"
Someone shouted excitedly in the pit, brandishing the half-rotten sword in his hand, and the patina fell down. Some people also took out a piece of jade pendant soaked in corpses from the soil, and before they had time to be happy, due to the excessive range of movements, the jade pendant was shaken into powder by him. What's more, he carefully collected those fragments of brocade clothes, took off his coat and wrapped them tightly, and planned to sell them at the Immortal Market!
"Don't move, this pit is round!" The second fool rolled up his sleeves and prepared to do it, and he was very excited, "I have made a fortune......"
"You're a fart!" The monkey grinned and hit him in place, "It's all some poor people from the ancients, digging their corpses, do you still have respect?!"
It can't look down on the broken copper and iron in the pit, there is not much danger near the burial pit, and there will definitely be no treasures. As soon as the broken sword wind blew, only the hilt of the sword remained, and there were still people vying for it with red eyes, but they didn't pursue it. Wu Hook female sword can shine a few hairs on the side of the monkey's mouth, this is called an ancient weapon!
"Look, there's another one over there, and it must add up to at least tens of thousands of people, right?"
There is more than one burial pit, and so many people and animals can be buried together, the identity of the tomb owner is not the person in the mouth of Hui'an Walker?!
More people went to the main tomb, and Kong Qionglou and the others did not stay.
The tomb is sandwiched between two mountain ranges, the valley is long and narrow, and a straight tomb road has been carved out, and the rammed earth is the path, and not a single inch of grass grows!
On both sides of the road, there are many clay figurines half-kneeling, all of whom have fierce faces and powerful images. Despite his kneeling position, he is not much shorter than a normal person, and he is molded into a mottled leather armor. Holding a long ge, or carrying a heavy shield, or carrying a bow and arrows, looking at the past, there are not a thousand but eight hundred, all the way to the entrance of the underground palace embedded in the mountain at the end of the tomb.
Chill!!
The ancient warriors who have experienced a hundred battles, after endless years, are still dutifully guarding the ancient kings in the mausoleum.
The reason why it is said that the person buried inside is an ancient king, and not other identities, because the cliffs on both sides of the valley have been flattened, and many petroglyphs have been painted, and the color has not faded, recording the dusty past.
Above, there is a scene of the ancient king ascending to the great treasure when he was young, and he was bowed down by the ministers; When the ancient king became an adult, he sat in the temple, discussed politics with the civil and military officials in the early dynasty, ruled the world, and took over the country; The most is the Son of Heaven to go out, take six horses, gallop the royal road, go to the front line to command the siege of the city, the generals are on the side, the king points out, and the army is going!
"The trolls are coming, get out of the way!"
"Why is he here again, he has already robbed so many treasures, how much is too much?"
"Killing the Buddha King is certainly shocking, but I'm not afraid that the other party will go back to rescue the soldiers, shouldn't I run for my life now?"
The crowd wandered at the mouth of the valley, stretching their necks to look at the end of the cemetery, no one moved, and a group of people were making a lot of fun. Running around will only follow the babble, and you can't grab the fart.
Kong Qionglou rode an elephant-like mastiff, followed by a strong man from all over the world, majestic, and now he is also the number one person. Causing a commotion on the spot, the heroes made way as if avoiding the plague. He shot ten arrows of nothingness with his bare hands, seriously injured the Buddha King, and the deeds of defeating the entire Sangha quietly spread, and the eighty-one stars were defeated, and no one dared to touch the head again!
The mastiff cautiously asked, "Uh, rush in?"
Kong Qionglou looked at the entrance of the underground palace at the end of the tomb, his face was a little solemn, and he shook his head and said, "Let's take a look first, this time we won't fight." ”
The mermaid fairy was curious, "Why?"
Among the group, she was the only one who had the honor of riding with Kong Qionglou. Angel Jessica and Ninci Nun are also allowed, but one has wings and does not touch the ground; The other refused to come up even if he died. Everyone was a little eager to try the wine jar in Kong Qionglou's hand, but Kong Qionglou stopped outside the valley and became a member of the fun.
The resentment emanating from the entrance of the dungeon was even more vigorous than in the ancient willow tree, and it was simply fierce.
If the ancient king in the tomb is the master of the secret realm, then according to the saying of Hui'an Xingren "I don't dare to speak up and only dare to wake him up", the ancient king is likely to be alive!
Kong Qionglou looked around and suddenly said, "You, you...... And you, come out. ”
The faces of the three ascendants turned pale, as if they had been struck by lightning, and the people around them hurriedly jumped away and broke off their relationship with the three of them.
"Immortal, what do you command?"
"We don't have any treasures on us, please raise your noble hands and don't make it difficult for us!"
Kong Qionglou glared: "Don't talk nonsense, stand up!"
The three of them stood up tremblingly, shrouded in the terrifying shadow of the mastiff, and the saliva in the three bloody mouths fell to the ground one by one, scaring people's souls away. If you go crazy, just one bite at a time, no one will want to run!
"Do you know why you three were called out?"
The three of them trembled, obviously knowing the reason, but they all shook their heads desperately, and their necks were almost broken.
No one dares to touch his moldy head, but he wants to touch someone else's. The three people pointed out by the letter are all guys who secretly call him a "big troll", which is really hateful: "I said three, it's understandable to give others random nicknames, this is also an interest, just call him if you like to call him in private." But you won't be quiet, and it won't be polite to be heard by the main master, right?"
"Shangxian, I was wrong, look at my stinky mouth!" One person reacted very quickly, immediately admitted his mistake, raised his hand and gave himself a slap. The teeth were almost pulled away by themselves, which showed the strength: "The mouth of the immortal is like a hanging river, the tongue fights in all directions, and the voice is full of an intoxicating magnetism, and the sound of heaven is nothing more than that." What about a true Buddha who spits lotus flowers? He will also be compared to the immortals. I'm ...... Don't dare to shout anymore!"
Kong Qionglou was stunned when he heard this, and said in his heart that this kid is really good, and he can't even hear where there is magnetism?
But this cleverness and sycophancy are comforting.
Next to him, the second person was also stunned, and when he turned his head to look at the first person, he scolded him in his heart for not having the backbone and self-esteem of an ascendant. Then he also raised his hand, slapped himself hard, and followed the wind: "He, he said what was in his heart." Shouting the immortal's nickname is wrong, but with infinite admiration, please forgive me!"
The two of them said no good things, and the remaining third person was not very clever, like an honest man.
At first, the honest man also wanted to learn the first two, but I don't know if he was reluctant to beat himself, and finally muttered: "Many people are shouting, why bother the three of us alone? You also gave nicknames to the people around you, such as the Demon King, if you are not called to your face, it should not be polite, right?"
Kong Qionglou rolled his eyes, he still dared to reason with himself: "I called him to burn the fire stick in front of the burning stick because I could beat him, but can you beat me?"
Honest people are stuffed with words.
The Five Flame Demon Lord frowned, walked over and kicked him over, turned the gun and slammed it under him, and looked virtuous when Kong Qionglou beat him: "You called the big troll?!"
The four sides were silent, and a mighty demon lord, the idol in the hearts of many people, became the minions of the big trolls.
"Alright, alright, you will kill people again, not so. Kong Qionglou was very satisfied, waved his hand to let the other two retreat, but said to the honest man who was curled up in a ball on the ground, "You guy, purely begging for your own fight." But I have a bit of a tough mouth, if you want, you can follow us in the future. ”
Honest people were stunned, they couldn't believe it, it was worth it to be beaten?!
Everyone, including the mermaid fairy, became more and more unable to see through Kong Qionglou. The honest man's combat power is really mediocre, and it is estimated that even the mermaid who holds the dragon ball can use illusion to torture him. Looking around, a handful of strong people ignored it, and opened their mouths to add a burden to the big guy. What exactly are the criteria for occupation?
standard, only according to Kong Qionglou's preferences.
The monkey rolled his eyes: "Yes, all cats and dogs can be taken in, and some rice can be poured into the cauldron, and you can make porridge." ”
"Big troll, you are the one who was talked about a lot and almost killed the lonely lamp of Cloud Gate?" Here, the honest man was just beaten for his disrespectful words, and there are still people who don't know each other, "I heard that even the shrews who scolded the street saw you, and they probably would be desperate." How good can you spray to get such a bonus?"
The three gods are fierce and prosperous, and the dog fights the human power: "Who is it, who is it, there is a kind of stand up for the deity, believe it or not, I will bite you to death!"
"Xiucai meets soldiers, if you can't explain it, if you don't know it, you can't tell it, catch it and be a strong man!"
"Xiucai meets a dog, it's best to take a detour, bite and don't suck, and ask if you're afraid?"
"A soldier is a soldier, a dog is a dog, a soldier has a black tassel gun, and a dog has a dog's head!"
"Ha, it's all right. ”
...... A few playful words, smashing his head and covering his face, even if the mastiff had three more heads, he was stunned.
Follow the prestige.
A young man dressed as a scholar sits on an inconspicuous rock at the mouth of the valley. A boxy scholar's hat with streamers hanging down on both shoulders. The green cloth caftan has a white and tender face, and the sleeves are always too wide!
Holding half a book in his hand, counting from head to foot and then from foot to head, he exudes the weakness and sourness of a reader. He raised his head in a crepe manner, looked at Kong Qionglou, but said to the mastiff: "Good dog, don't be fierce first." Although Xiucai is afraid of dogs, fortunately, he is not an ordinary Xiucai. How can you be sure that you won't bite back?"
Kong Qionglou was happy when he heard this, this guy has a sharp mouth, and he has a fight with himself!
To put it bluntly, it's cheap.