Chapter 213: Who's Calculating Whom

In the prison, Bajie said with contempt: "Being a monster in this Tianzhu country is really a technical job, in order to take revenge, you actually need to move out a lot of truth." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Wujing smiled: "If you want to be reasonable, can he talk about Brother Monkey?"

Bajie said: "Alas, I am afraid that he will be poor in reasoning and embarrassed, and he will swallow us in one bite." ”

Wukong said: "Bajie, don't worry, this monster won't eat us." ”

Bajie Qi said: "Monsters don't eat people, are they still monsters!"

Wukong said: "Hehe, it is estimated that few monsters in Tianzhu dare to eat people." All they have to do is eat pigs and sheep. And it's not stealing, it's not robbing, it's buying. ”

When Bajie heard this, his face immediately turned pale.

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, are you uncomfortable? Look at your pale face!"

Wukong observed the words, suddenly reacted, and laughed.

Bajie said: "Brother, you are still laughing! Be careful that he eats monkey brains." ”

Wukong said: "I'm still counting on him to eat, but he just won't eat." ”

Bajie suddenly realized: "Yes, you can't digest it if he wants to eat it." But I ......."

Wukong said, "You admit that you are a pig?"

Bajie said: "Oh, you also know, my body is a white wild boar." ”

Wukong said: "It's okay! As long as the master doesn't die, this scripture learning mission will not be a failure." ”

Bajie said: "Brother Monkey, are you comforting me, or are you scaring me?"

Xuanzang said: "Wukong, don't scare Bajie, hurry up and think of a way to escape." ”

Wukong said: "Hehe, it's too easy for me to escape, you wait for me to move the rescuers." ”

Bajie said: "Brother, my little life is all up to you!"

Wukong said: "One life, two brothers, you tell me that!"

With that, he shrunk his body, broke out of his bindings, and turned his hair into a doppelganger, and was still tied there.

Wukong said: "Look, isn't this done?"

Xuanzang said: "Don't talk nonsense, go and come back quickly!"

Wukong agreed, and then turned into a small flying insect and flew out of the hole.

Coming to Leiyin Temple, Wukong asks to see the Buddha.

The Buddha said, "Wukong, my hometown is still playful, right?"

Wukong said: "It's fun, it's fun, it's all locked up in the cage!"

The Buddha said, "Whoever told you to talk nonsense will cause big trouble." ”

Wukong smiled: "Hehe, I didn't expect that yellow lion spirit to have such a powerful monster grandfather." ”

The Buddha said, "It's not convenient for me to make a move this time." ”

Wukong said: "Needless to say, most of them are the great powers who have nothing to do and toss the old grandson!"

The Buddha said, "I'll just give you a small hint: this monster is a mount. ”

Wukong pondered: "Mount, Nine Lion Mounts, Taiyi of Qinghua Changle World, Taiyi Saves Suffering Tianzun, Great God!"

The Buddha said, "That's right, if it's not a world-class power, how can you have a realm-level mount?"

Wukong said: "It means that I am going to cross the entire Three Realms and go from the west to the east to find rescuers?"

The Buddha said: "It's okay, it's okay, anyway, you have somersault clouds, it's very fast." ”

Wukong said: "Sure enough, it's an errand life!"

The Buddha said: "Life lies in sports, and there is no harm in running more errands." ”

Wukong complained: "I also thought about it, in case I am expelled from Buddhism in the future, I will open a courier company and run the list by myself, and the business will be very prosperous!"

Whining is complaining, and the task must be done. He raised a somersault cloud and flew non-stop to the Miaoyan Palace of Qinghua Changle World.

At the entrance of the palace stood a neon fairy child. When the fairy boy saw Wukong, he immediately entered the palace and reported: "Master, that traitor Sun Monkey of Taiyi Xuanmen has come to the door!"

Tianzun said with a smile: "His master knows all the laws, and he cultivates both Buddhism and Taoism, how can you say that he is a traitor to the Daomen?"

Xiantong was surprised: "Buddhism and Taoism, what a cow!"

Tianzun said: "Master is not a cow, how can he teach such a good disciple?" In fact, among the three realms, there is more than one who cultivates both Buddhism and Taoism, but his master is definitely the first person among them. ”

Xiantong said: "Is he more powerful than you, Master?"

Tianzun said: "I?hahahaha, even if it is ten, I can't beat one of his masters." ”

Xiantong said: "Master deceives!"

Tianzun said: "Why am I lying to you? Oh, do you think that your master and I have no opponent if I am a world-class power?"

Xiantong said: "Even if there is, the gap shouldn't be so big!"

Tianzun said: "There are many things you don't understand, even if I tell you, you can't understand it." ”

Xiantong said: "Master, since that monkey's master is so powerful, why do you still want to trouble their team?"

Tianzun said: "The situation here is very complicated, what are you doing with so many questions from a child, let alone you, even many domain-level figures don't understand it." ”

Xiantong said: "You powerful worlds are really mysterious. ”

Tianzun said: "Okay, go and call that Sun monkey in." ”

The fairy boy returned to the door and shouted, "Sun Monkey, my master told you to go in." ”

Wukong said: "Hey, you actually know me!"

Xiantong said: "Cut, the monkey of the Great Chaos Heavenly Palace, no one knows, no one knows!"

Wukong was happy when he heard it, and he said happily: "Then ask Fairy Child to lead the way, right?"

He entered the palace with the fairy child.

Tianzun was sitting high in the middle, and Wen Yan asked, "Wukong, have you come back from the scriptures?"

Wukong said: "Brother Tai, don't give me a sloppy look!"

Tianzun said unhappily: "When will I be sloppy with you?"

Wukong said, "Okay, okay, I said the wrong thing! I just want to ask, is your mount there?"

Tianzun said: "Yes, it's always there." ”

Wukong said: "Your mount is in the palace, so who are the nine lions that captured my master in Yuhua County?"

Tianzun said: "Nine lions, as far as I know, there is only one nine lions in these three realms. ”

Wukong smiled, "That's right!"

Tianzun ordered: "Tong'er, go to the lion room to check." ”

Fairchild took the order and went out. After a while, Fairchild turned around and brought the lion slave.

Xiantong said: "Master, the nine lions of our family are gone, and only the lion slaves are left in the lion room. ”

The lion slave looked terrified and shouted, "Spare your life!"

Tianzun asked, "Where is my lion?"

The lion slave said, "Lion, yes, where has the lion gone?"

Tianzun said, "I'm asking you." ”

The lion slave said, "Uh...... I'm drunk, and I've just been woken up by Fairchild. ”

Tianzun smiled and asked, "What kind of wine have you drunk, drunk for so long?"

The lion slave said: "Last time I went to Laojun's Tushi Palace with my grandfather, he knew that I liked to drink, so he gave me a bottle." One day three years ago, I was bored, so I opened the wine and drank it. In fact, I only took a small sip and fell asleep in a daze. ”

Tianzun said: "Needless to say, this is the reincarnation elixir brewed by Lao Jun. If you take a sip, you should be drunk for three years, and if you drink all the bottles, it will be enough to drunk you for a hundred years!"

The lion slave kowtowed again and said, "Master, I was wrong!

Tianzun scolded angrily: "Okay, you are too old man, you actually came to my head! That's it, that's it, Wukong, I'll go with you to catch that wandering criminal." ”

As the so-called face is given by others, and face is lost by oneself. Taiyi saves suffering Tianzun so much, of course Wukong can't ask for it, how can he care if Tianzun is acting?

So he rushed back to Tianzhu Leopard Head Mountain with Tianzun. The six Ding Liujia and the fourth Gong Cao on duty knew that Tianzun was coming, and they came to kneel together.

Wukong said: "You didn't protect my master, why did you all run out?"

Yue Gong Cao said: "Great Sage, that monster doesn't plan to eat your master at all, and it doesn't need our protection." ”

Tianzun said: "My mount has been cultivating for a long time, and he has already mastered spirituality, so he will not hurt his life at will." Wukong, you go and lure him out, and I'll take him in. ”

Wukong agreed, and went to the cave gate to fight. As soon as Huang Shijing heard that Wukong was coming, he couldn't help but be frightened, and hurried to report to Jiuling.

These nine spirits were also very cooperative, and they rushed out of the hole directly. He shouted: "Sun Monkey, since you ran away, why did you send it to the door to beg for a beating!"

Wukong laughed and said, "Because I'm a geographer, I've found your master!"

Jiu Ling trembled and shouted in panic: "How do you know who my master is!"

At this moment, Tianzun appeared in mid-air and shouted, "Yuan Sheng'er!

As soon as Jiu Ling heard the voice, he knew that it was over, and quickly knelt on the ground and begged for mercy. The lion slave flashed out from the side, grabbed the nine lions, punched and kicked them, and shouted loudly: "You wandering criminal, who has not grown up, has actually fled from the east to the west! Could it be that you also want to learn from the scriptures!"

When Wukong heard this, he couldn't help but feel annoyed. Tianzun saw it in his eyes and explained: "Wukong, I, a lion slave, have always used no brains to speak, so don't be angry with him." ”

Wukong smiled, "Cut, who am I? I'm Monkey King! how can I be angry with a little foot who cares about my mount." ”

When he said this, he forgot that the Nine Spirits Yuan Sage, who was now abused by the lion, had annihilated his scripture-learning team not long ago.

The lion slave was tired of fighting, so he stopped, and put the brocade on the back of Jiuling, and Tianzun rode it, and drove the colorful cloud path back to Miaoyan Palace.

As soon as Jiu Ling left, the remaining seven lions were immediately dumbfounded.

Wukong sneered at the Yellow Lion Spirit, "Little Huang, what did I say to you last time?"

The yellow lion spirit fell to his knees with a puff again, and burst into tears: "Grandpa Great Sage, this time it's really none of my business! My grandfather came to be a guest, and he had to help me take revenge, which led to many disasters." Actually, I kept persuading him to come, but he just wouldn't listen! Grandpa the Great Sage knows everything, but he must spare my life!"

Goku asked, "Is that really the case?"

Huang Shijing said: "My six brothers can all testify! I don't believe you ask them!"

Wukong glanced at it, and the souls of the other six lions all appeared, and they knelt down and said together: "Grandpa the Great Sage spares his life! These are the ideas of the Nine Spirit Ancestor alone, and we are also forced to do it!"

Wukong said: "But this time I made me very faceless! Anyway, I haven't seen the Buddha yet, so I took a saliva bath inexplicably, how should this account be calculated?"

Huang Shijing said: "Discount! Discount!"

Wukong stretched out a slap to slap him. The yellow lion spirit cried and said with a sad face: "Great Sage Mo Fight! You are too ruthless, I can't stand your toss!"

Wukong said: "I don't beat you, I just tell you a number!"

Huang Shijing said: "Fifty thousand taels of silver?"

Goku shook his head.

Huang Shijing asked again: "500,000 taels?"

Goku shook his head again.

Huang Shijing asked again, "Is it five million taels?"

Goku nodded.

The yellow lion spirit said happily: "It's okay, it's okay, I have five million taels." Little ones, quickly bring five million taels of silver to the Great Sage Grandpa!"

Wukong said: "Five million taels is true, but it's not silver, it's gold." ”

The seven lions exclaimed in unison, "Five million taels of gold!

Wukong pulled out the golden hoop stick and shouted, "You said it yourself!"

The seven lions wilted immediately.

Huang Shijing said: "Grandpa, even if you sell the seven of us, it won't be worth so much gold!"

Wukong said: "If you don't have the capital, you dare to learn how to attack the city? Don't you know that Lao Sun and I are a professional porcelain toucher?"

The lion said: "We will never dare again! Please spare us this time for the sake of our lack of evil deeds." ”

Wukong said, "There can't be a next time." ”

The seven lions said yes in unison.

Wukong also scared them enough, and then said, "Why don't you go and release people for me!"

The seven lions ran back to the cave and sent a few grandfathers out respectfully.

As soon as Bajie came out of the hole, he shouted loudly: "What about the guy who drips my saliva?

Wujing said: "Second Senior Brother, don't let it go as an afterthought. That old monster really wants to be here, see if you dare to be arrogant. ”

Bajie said: "Senior Brother Sha, I find that you like to steal the camera more and more, are you beating my idea of the third actor?"

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, don't play tricks, let's hurry back to Yuhua County to take a bath!

Bajie said: "What about these seven lions?"

Wukong said: "Forget it, these lions don't eat people, they are simply models among monsters." Besides, everyone is running the rivers and lakes, so why do you want to do things desperately?"

Xuanzang said: "Bajie, you see how friendly these monsters are to mortals, where are they like you, a man-eating spirit." ”

Bajie said: "It's all before, Master, don't mention it." Wujing and I don't eat people anymore. ”

Wujing said: "This second senior brother is really a pit! The master is talking about you, why did you pull it on my head again!"

Xuanzang said: "Hey, why is this talking so far! There is really enough nonsense in our team." By the way, this little dragon is not here, how can I go back?"

Bajie said: "Go back." ”

Wujing said: "Master, lion!"

Xuanzang said: "That's right! Manjushri Bodhisattva rides a lion, Taiyi saves suffering Tianzun rides a lion, why can't I, the second disciple of the Buddha, ride a lion? Hahahaha. ”

Wukong said to the Yellow Lion: "Dude, take my master a ride, no problem, right?"

Huang Shijing said: "No problem!

Bajie said: "There are still six! I want to ride too!"

As expected, the four masters and apprentices rode back to Yuhua County on lions.

The crowd stayed in Yuhua County for a few more days before heading west.