Chapter 502: I've Been Pit Again
Bai Ze approached Zhao Lei unhappily and said, "Can't you kid persevere? You have to have a dream to be a man, otherwise what's the difference between it and salted fish?"
"A salted fish with a dream is also a salted fish. Zhao Leilei twisted his head to the side without moving.
"Since I chose you, this matter is up to you. Bai Ze said: "Otherwise, don't think about knowing about the map of the Shan Hai Jing from me." ”
"By the way, I made it up when I was drunk, and I accidentally lost it when I was wandering around the world, and then it suddenly became popular. Bai Ze looked depressed, but he was actually very proud and said: "Hey, excellent demons are so easy to become famous, obviously I just want to live a simple and unpretentious life." ”
Zhao Lei glanced back at Bai Ze, "Really?"
"Do I need to lie to you?" Bai Ze said.
"Isn't that special meow's classic of mountains and seas made up blindly?"
"Ahem, ahem, ahem!" Bai Ze, who was smoking, was so shocked by Zhao Lei's sudden conclusion that he almost coughed up blood.
"What is nonsense, even if I wrote it when I was drunk, it is the real thing. Bai Ze knocked Zhao Lei on his pipe.
The aggrieved Zhao Lei hugged his head and asked, "Then what do you want me to do for you?" ”
Speaking of this, Bai Ze became serious again.
I don't even smoke the half-smoked dry tobacco.
"Don't you know how to be windy? Bai Ze said mysteriously.
"Yes, what's wrong?" Zhao Lei looked at Bai Ze with some curiosity, what was the matter, he even used his own wind system.
"Look, aren't there a lot of girls in short skirts in our Demon Capital Academy, and I don't know any spells, so I can't see ...... if I want to see the scenery" Bai Ze rubbed his hands excitedly, fantasizing about something.
"The inner test you said is very huge, and this is the task that can make me crazy?" Zhao Lei really didn't expect that a divine beast that had lived for an unknown number of years would make such a perverted request.
"Okay, you thick eyebrows and big eyes Bai Ze, what a symbol of bullshit auspiciousness, in private you smoke, drink and look at the bottom of your skirt. Zhao Lei looked at Bai Ze with great disappointment, this was too far from the divine beast he imagined in his heart.
"I'm also having a hard time~ I've been living in Kunlun Mountain for more than 3,000 years in the place where birds don't, and it's hard to come out for a walk, how can I do it if it's not exciting to play!" Bai Zeli said bluntly.
Zhao Lei looked at the other party's sincere eyes, although he was a little reluctant, but he reluctantly agreed.
It's not because he wants to see it too!
"Then I promised you, you told me how to collect maps or find strange beasts next. Zhao Lei asked.
"Mana, Ben Shuai can only replenish mana when he is excited. Bai Ze said solemnly: "As long as I have mana, I can divination." ”
"Aren't you the one who painted the Classic of Mountains and Seas? ”
Bai Ze said helplessly: "It's all said, it was painted after I drank the fragments, so naturally I can't remember it." ”
"Then what do I want you for?" Zhao Lei looked at Bai Ze speechlessly.
"Mana, I can remember it as long as I regain it. Bai Ze said.
"You just rely on looking at the bottom of your skirt to recover your mana?" Zhao Lei looked at Bai Ze with disdain.
"That's not, the conditions for me to recover mana change every day, but today happens to be looking at the bottom of the skirt. Bai Ze explained: "I'm actually a good demon, and sometimes I'm forced by life. ”
"Okay, okay, if you don't tell me after reading it, see how I clean you up next time. Zhao Lei threatened.
"Although I don't have combat power, I'll be struck by lightning if I hit me. Bai Ze suddenly turned into a huge goat.
There is a seven-colored divine light floating on the sheep's head, and the handsome hair is as if it has been permed, fluffy and soft, and it can be automatic without wind.
The most conspicuous thing was the jade horn on its head that shone with purple thunder.
"See, this horn is transformed by the thunder dragon, and whoever hits me will be punished by the thunder. Before Bai Ze finished speaking, Zhao Lei came up and kicked it.
"Stinging !!"
Suddenly, a flash of lightning flashed in the sky, slashing into the square in the middle of the Demon Capital Elemental Academy.
The surrounding students were startled, but after a flash of lightning, there was no movement.
......
The purple thunder whip directly bombarded Zhao Lei's body.
"Zizi Zi ......"
Wires are still looming on Zhao Lei's body.
Shaking his body, Zhao Lei moved his muscles.
The smell of this thunder and lightning is not bad.
Bai Ze looked at Zhao Lei, who had nothing to do after being struck by lightning, and swallowed a mouthful of spit a little nervously.
"Ben Shao was struck by lightning since he was a child, I will be afraid of you?"
As he guessed, as long as Bai Ze was not killed, the electricity released by the Thunder Horn would not be very large.
On the contrary, Zhao Lei found that the lightning slash he suffered from punching and kicking Bai Ze could also increase his own thunder cultivation.
It is worthy of the thunder of the ancients, and the concentration of this thunder that has been accumulated for thousands of years is different.
Zhao Lei could feel that the Thunder Tree in his spiritual world began to tremble with excitement.
"Click~" Zhao Lei clenched his fists and looked at Bai Ze with a smile, as if he had found some great power bank.
And it looks like it's pretty much on the line.
Bai Ze suddenly shuddered, and the hairs all over his body stood up.
Its instinct to turn evil into good fortune drives its body to run away.
However, a very domineering golden light shot out from Zhao Lei's spiritual world, enveloping Bai Ze's dream realm.
"I knew that I was not embarrassed, but now Zhao Lei discovered a weakness. Bai Ze was miserable in his heart, his pigtails were grabbed like this, and he didn't feel very good in his heart.
"I surrender, I surrender!!I swear I won't play tricks on you again. Bai Ze hurriedly begged.
Zhao Lei frowned: "Then what do you mean, are you still teasing me this time?"
"No, no, never, never!" Bai Ze hurriedly changed his words.
If you say too much, you will lose, Bai Ze is uncomfortable now.
After thousands of years in the Kunlun Mountain house, I found that the world had become like this.
So he was obsessed with playing the world and forgot to practice his housekeeping skills.
Now he was bullied by a little Zhao Lei.
The main thing is that it forgot that Brother Ying Long would transform Zhao Lei's body.
Unexpectedly, Zhao Lei's resistance was increased so exaggeratedly.
This lightning resistance seems to have been specially improved for oneself.
Zhao Lei listened to Bai Ze's promise, and then let it go with satisfaction.
After all, it is a divine beast, although it belongs to the kind that has no combat power, it is also a divine beast.
I think that our Zhao someone is also a person who has beaten the divine beast
Finish.
"What are you going to think? Just like this, even if I did it secretly, you would definitely be regarded as a pervert at the scene of the crime. Zhao Lei looked at Bai Ze, the old man who had changed back into human form.
"I've already figured out what to do.
I saw Bai Ze transform into a white-haired girl.
Zhao Lei raised his hand and was about to fight, but Bai Ze suddenly said: "Be merciful, I didn't mean to become your women's clothes, it's just that your identity needs someone to help you improve it." ”
As soon as Bai Ze finished speaking, Zhao Lei pinched his chin and pondered, it was indeed the case.
Her true identity has not been framed with her women's identity, which will inevitably cause suspicion.
Bai Ze actually took the initiative to undertake this task, so he had no choice.
If something happens in the future, it has nothing to do with him.
Looking at Zhao Lei, who was smiling treacherously on the side, Bai Ze shuddered, and always felt as if he had taken the initiative to jump into the fire pit.
Zhao Lei nodded in agreement and recognized Bai Ze's identity.
"Anyway, the disaster in the relict city has lost a lot of people's information, and I am no exception. Zhao Lei explained: "If you need to, I can find someone to help you forge an identity." ”
Bai Ze shook his head and let out a crisp laugh like a silver bell: "Hehe, don't need my brother~"
A cross tendon jumped out of Zhao Lei's head, Bai Ze was really fast in the play. Because of the big gap between the previous image and the current image, Zhao Lei always felt that Bai Ze was a bad old man.
Now that she has become a girl with the same high value as herself, she always feels very awkward.
"Anyway, you unserious old goat can obviously become a woman, why don't you lift your skirt to restore your mana. Zhao Lei complained.
Bai Ze said seriously: "You don't understand this, it's not like I haven't tried, who can be interested in myself." ”
Zhao Lei silently gave a thumbs up: "You still know more about this." ”
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