Chapter 43: Tampering with Wishes
But fortunately, Feng Sheng drank a glass of wine again, looked up to the sky and sighed, and said with a wry smile in his eyes:
"But now I can see through it, those ideals and wishes are all fake!
Bai Ze's eyes lit up, and he stepped forward and asked, "Then I wonder what Big Brother Feng has in his heart now?"
Feng Sheng took a bite of the dish, blurted out without raising his head: "Rich! I want to be richer than everyone else in the city!"
Bai Zeyi frowned, but he could still accept it, with the turtle treasure in his hand, he worked hard, he really couldn't be a Jiangyang thief, and he should be able to make Feng Sheng a rich man.
Feng Sheng poured himself another glass of wine, tilted his neck and drank it, and continued with a happy expression on his face:
"I still want to be an official! ”
Bai Ze's face was a little gloomy, "Being an official, it's a little difficult!"
Feng Sheng put down his wine glass and looked at the graceful prostitutes and dancers in the fireworks willow alley opposite, and a smile suddenly appeared on his face.
Bai Ze followed his gaze, and there was some contempt for Feng Sheng in his heart, he pretended to be more worried about the country and the people than anyone else, but now he really tore off his face, what do he want.
But I didn't want to, Feng Sheng suddenly looked hideous, and shouted:
"I still want to marry a princess! Lao Tzu doesn't want to spend candles in a cave house with a big rural! Lao Tzu wants to marry a beautiful, woo, woo......"
Bai Ze covered Feng Sheng's mouth stiffly, so that he rolled his eyes and dragged Feng Sheng out. While leaving the silver, Bai Ze explained with a smile to the diners who were looking sideways:
"Drunk, drunken talk. Hehe, he's drunk!"
......
There was a loud "clang" sound on the bed board, and Bai Ze threw Feng Sheng, who was drunk like a dead pig, onto the bed.
Bai Ze looked at Feng Sheng, who was drunk to death on the bed, and couldn't wait to directly use a knife to cut this stinky and shameless one. I really used myself as Aladdin's magic lamp, and I made three wishes at once, to get rich! to be an official! to marry a princess!
But the truth is always inescapable, Bai Ze kicked Feng Sheng's feet, vented a little, and went back to his room to think of countermeasures.
Bai Ze first took out the photoscope and took a picture of himself. The mirror reflects Bai Ze's cold face, his mouth wants to say but does not speak, his eyes want to move but do not move, lifelike, much more handsome than himself!
As the name suggests, as the name suggests, as soon as a beauty looks in the mirror, she will leave the image in the mirror, and she can't grind it off. Only by changing the outfit and taking a new photo, or changing the beauty photo, will the previous shadow disappear.
After Bai Ze's test two days ago, this mirror also has the function of taking a photo to find people, as long as the latest person to take a photo on the mirror appears within a kilometer of Bai Ze's surroundings, this mirror will show the person's every move.
Bai Ze looked at this immortal version of the beauty camera, lowered his head and fell into deep thought.
In the original story, after Feng Sheng got the turtle treasure and the demon mirror, he began to pick up money every day. Later, Feng Sheng found that there were countless gold and silver treasures buried under an old courtyard, so he bought the courtyard at a large price, so that his money could be compared with that of the princes.
Later, Feng Sheng used a photographic mirror to take pictures of the princess of Su Wangfu, and observed it day and night!
Feng Sheng spent a lot of money to bribe the eunuchs and persuaded King Su, plus the princess was mentally retarded, Feng Sheng secretly filmed her, so she had to marry Feng Sheng.
With the power of his father-in-law, Feng Sheng has lived a happy life of money, power, and a beautiful princess since then.
Bai Ze reviewed the plot roughly according to the original story that he didn't remember well, and added his own speculation, and decided to consider the princess of Prince Su with the IQ of a normal person, and then make a plan.
Thinking of this, Bai Ze decided to buy the courtyard where the gold and silver treasures were buried first. Then be a copyist, find a way to package Feng Sheng, and hire a few idlers and money-hungry literati to hype up Feng Sheng's fame. Then you can inquire about the movements of Prince Su and prepare for the princess.
Bai Ze roughly assessed his plan, and felt that it would not work for a year and a half. I couldn't help but get anxious again, secretly hating Feng Sheng in my heart, you said that you used to want to rule the country and level the world, and now you want to marry a princess, your heart is really big!
"That's right! past! now!" Bai Ze suddenly clapped his hands and sneered: "I still wanted to be a scientist when I was a child!"
After a while, Bai Ze formulated Plan B, which is to compress people's wishes through sudden surprises. It's like a person's wish is to win the jackpot of 100 million, but one day suddenly news comes that your relatives in the Sahara have burped, and there is only one grandson of you in 18 generations, so the inheritance is all for you, 50 million!
You must have felt that your wish had come true, but human greed is endless, and when your excitement of surprise has passed, you may make an even greater wish. But what Bai Ze wanted was that "surprise" time.
However, the basis of all this is that Bai Ze has to have a good body first, after all, the turtle treasure is a blood sucker, if Bai Ze is not healthy, there is no way to open the treasure hunting aura of the turtle treasure for a long time.
And to get fit......
The wine worm, which was sleeping with its belly turned up, felt a little cold, turned sideways, and became a ball.
In the next few days, Bai Ze lived a life of diligence that he had never had in the previous eighteen years.
Every morning, smell the chicken and dance, drink a small sip of medicinal wine, exercise the body for two hours, and wait until the effect of the medicinal wine disappears and his blood boils, he finds the tooth man and walks through all the empty houses in Linzhao County.
Three days later, Bai Ze and the tooth man stood on the outskirts of the city, stopped the effect of the turtle treasure, and took a sip of the new wine that the wine worm had brewed in the past two days. In the stunned gaze of the tooth man, he pressed his handprint, paid the deposit, and bought a dilapidated courtyard on the outskirts of the city that had been abandoned for a hundred years.
In the past few days, Bai Ze has traveled all over the city and found only two courtyards with so much silver that they can be seen dazzling in the past.
One of them was near the center of the city, and when Bai Ze inquired, it turned out to be the private residence of the county honor, no wonder there was so much money in the bedroom that it paved the way. But there were many servants inside, and Bai Ze had no chance to go in and steal the silver.
The other one is the place in front of you, and the tooth man introduced that this yard was originally the territory of the Zhang family, which has been bred for thousands of years in Linzhao County. When the founding emperor of the Great Sage Dynasty rebelled, the Zhang family firmly stood in the ranks of the previous dynasty, so they were beheaded by the founding emperor of the Great Sage Dynasty.
Rich families don't want to live in this kind of ominous place where the whole family is dead, and the rich people can't afford to buy such a big yard, so this place has been empty for nearly a hundred years.
Facing the loess with his back to the sky, Bai Ze first dug out a box of silver from the ground, took some of it and returned to the city to settle the accounts of the house, then cleaned up his hygiene, bought a suit of clothes and dressed up, and calmly came to Feng Sheng's house.