073 Go to an idiot movie

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Wufu Street.

Michiko and the blonde chick decide to treat Aimar to a delicious Oriental meal.

Because his performance today was so good, so good, so inspiring, that spy was beaten to the ground, and the people of Wufu Street applauded and cheered desperately for him.

Aimar was so moved that he almost cried.

"It's so delicious, it's so delicious, I've never had such good food. ”

He almost cried.

Master Qiao decisively poked at him, "That's because you fell into that well and haven't eaten any food, and now even a piece of will make you think it's delicious in the world." ”

"Grandpa, you've gone too far!"

Michiko slammed the table hard.

The blonde girl also hurriedly said: "That's it, Ou Nei-chan has worked hard to make so many delicious dishes, why do you call them a piece of?"

Michiko immediately turned to her and said, "Shut up, too! It's dinner time, don't say anything disgusting about that." ”

Aimar didn't get involved in the argument, he desperately gobbled it up......

Master Qiao knocked him on the head and said loudly, "Damn the big ball, you've eaten enough, if you eat it again, your stomach will explode!"

Master Qiao deliberately made an exaggerated gesture with gestures, indicating that the explosion would be very violent, and all kinds of terrifying and disgusting things would explode.

Aimar was frightened and quickly lowered his claws.

Because Aimar can't use chopsticks, he has to use his paws (hands) to grab food, so he eats very quickly, which is authorized by Miss Michiko.

When they were almost full, the blonde girl asked Aimar, "How many hundred years have you really been in that well? That means you don't know anything about the whole hell dungeon." ”

Aimar nodded pitifully, "It feels like I've been reborn, if it weren't for Master Qiao, and everyone's help, I might still be a lonely little head now, floating around in the well, and I have to stay for hundreds, thousands, or even tens of thousands of ......."

Master Qiao interrupted him loudly, "No, what you should be thanking most is the Supreme God." If it weren't for the Supreme God, we wouldn't have been able to meet you, let alone rescue you. ”

Michiko took the opportunity to ask him, "Why?"

Master Qiao stretched out his hand and scratched the back of his head, thought about it, and still said it.

He asked Aimar carefully, "I remember you said that a young Chinese man once came to the well and talked to you, right?"

"yes, he said he forgot to bring the rope, remember to bring it next time, and then get me out. Aimar said.

Old Man Qiao laughed, "That's right! He must be the embodiment of the Supreme True God, and he also deliberately left a kitchen knife on the small tree." In fact, we have come all this way, and the Supreme God has been silently watching us and helping us. ”

"That's right!"

The blonde chick also added: "After everyone shouted 'Supreme God, please give Aimar another chance', you seem to have suddenly changed as a person." It must be the Supreme God who has given you the strength so that you can bravely defeat that spy. ”

Aimar suddenly realized, "Yes, yes, I felt full of confidence at that time, I had a belief in winning in my heart, and I was no longer rusty when I punched out, as if I had returned to my former peak state, which is why I fought so smoothly." ”

Master Joe proposed, "Let's pray together that the Supreme God will give us the strength to be invincible and invincible, and to sweep away all our enemies......"

Michiko and the blonde chick also quickly closed their eyes and folded their hands.

When Michiko heard Aimar mention "young Chinese men" just now, she immediately thought of Shen Xing, thought of him healing himself, gave him a treasure book, and mixed himself with a cup of milk tea...... As long as I recall that scene, my heart will pound.

Later, she went to the dense forest, but could not find the tavern, and was convinced that it must be a master of the world, and perhaps she had come to her rescue.

Michiko muttered silently in her heart, perhaps, that mysterious man is the embodiment of the Supreme True God, no wonder he seems so kind, so kind, so handsome...... Shame on people, how could you think of that?

......

After eating.

The blonde girl proposes to take Aimar to a movie.

"What's there to watch in that idiot movie?" complained Master Joe.

"However, he's been in that well for hundreds of years, and he's never seen a movie about the Hell's Dungeon, shouldn't he watch it with him once?"

Master Qiao thinks that what the blonde girl said makes sense, so let's accompany him to see it once, anyway, it's quite boring at night.

Miss Michiko is also interested.

She may have met a few like-minded people, especially since Aimar has always missed her sister, and she, on the contrary, has always missed her brother.

Miss Michiko feels like she's about to become Aimar's sister, and Aimar is about to become her brother.

Perhaps, this is a kind of fate, right? The demons in the Hell's Dungeon often become brother and sister or father and daughter because of this fate, just like the brother and sister of the Midnight Flower Gang Leader.

That's why Miss Michiko looked very interested.

Before going out, Michiko deliberately brought those three knives.

Master Qiao was very puzzled and asked her, "It's just to go to a movie, is it necessary to bring a knife?"

Michiko smiled, "You don't understand this, old man, in fact, I am a member of the town's guards, and I have the obligation to help Boss Xu Aram maintain order in the town." ”

The blonde chick interjected again, "Oune-chan's three-knife flow is very, very powerful, and even Boss Xu Yaram praised her, saying that she is a real first-class player in the town." ”

Master Qiao didn't believe it.

Miss Michiko looks so young and beautiful, with fine skin and tender flesh, she doesn't look like a person who cultivates hard at all.

......

They walked in the direction of the square.

There is a small sugar man theater there, which is not only a stage for Peking opera, drama, and pantomime, but also a movie theater.

It is worth mentioning that the movies shown tonight are mainly Class III.A violent films aimed at zombie audiences.

This kind of movie is jokingly called "idiot movie" by human cultivators, because their plot is too small and too white, and the audience is zombies, so it is impossible to make it very brain-burning, and it will be no box office.

Think about it, if you make a movie for zombies, they will be angry! I can't understand it at all, it's too profound, just like this book.

Their minds are only seven or eight years old, and they are a little stronger than dogs.

Of course, there are exceptions to everything, just like the special case of Conan, obviously some zombies look mediocre, but their IQ has reached the level of adults, and they are even more cunning.

Therefore, the plot of this kind of movie must be white enough, there can be no foreshadowing, and the beginning must directly pull hatred, otherwise no one will read it, just like this newcomer's new book.

For example, a zombie villain suddenly came to harass the zombie girlfriend of the zombie male protagonist for no apparent reason, and the zombie male protagonist immediately punched him and beat him hard. And you must win, you can't lose, you can't make twists and turns or suppress first and then promote, otherwise the movie theater will be demolished on the spot by angry zombie audiences.

So this kind of movie usually has to be tested on a small scale first to see how the zombies react, if the shooting is a little bit more cultural, a little ideological connotation, the director and screenwriter will be scolded by the producer.

...... It's good to let you make some zombie fanfiction, what kind of original work are you making on your own initiative? Are you trying to mess up the box office? Won't you copy the three chapters of gold? Idiot, stupid, idiot, deserve no one to see your work!

It is worth mentioning that this kind of film is very, very profitable, and a low-budget film can earn tens of millions of gold pounds at every turn. And they are all filmed in the world, the director and actors are all living people, and the entire production and marketing line is all underground, and they can't see the light, all of which are in the hands of those forbidden cults.

So you know, the gang that's coming to show the movie tonight must be someone from some Forbidden Order, at least someone close to them.

......

Michiko: They came to the square.

I found out why there are so many people, and it is estimated that everyone is sleeping during the day and only comes out to do activities at night.

The blonde mistress volunteered to line up to buy a ticket because she was the one who was in for a treat.

When she got in line, the conductor in the window specially reminded her, "Please confirm the number of spectators, the ticket price for adult zombies is 12 gold pounds, and the price of child zombies and demons is 6 gold pounds at a 50% discount, and the living are not allowed to enter the venue." ”

This price is a bit expensive, usually the full ticket price should be 8 gold pounds, who called this movie the long-awaited annual blockbuster for zombies, and it should be appropriate to increase the ticket price.

The blonde mistress nodded stupidly and confirmed, "Four demon spirits, thank you." ”

After the conductor took the money, he handed over four light blue movie tickets.

When they were about to enter the venue, they suddenly realized that something was wrong.

The ticket inspector looked at Master Qiao carefully and shouted loudly: "He is not allowed to enter the venue, he is a living person, this movie refuses to be watched by living people, thank you!"

The blonde girl was very surprised, she thought that Master Qiao was also a demon spirit, but she didn't expect it to be a living person from the world.

So what to do?