"That's right!"

A chill flashed across the goblin merchant's black-rimmed glasses, and he flicked his whip, stepped forward, and shouted as he straddled his chair.

"First, don't be rash!"

The goblin arm flailed violently, and the Anna Naba Flatbread spaceship dropped a vibrant background music across the vast forest valley thousands of miles away.

"Second, don't miss a deal!"

The goblins are high-spirited, fierce, full of blood, and write with pride.

"Third. The fair and beautiful trade of the Absolute Wailing Banshee, Anduin Carnaline, has come to meet you!"

The background music of Dengden and other lights~ is finally over, and the goblin stands proudly, like the unquestionable supreme authority in the heavens and the earth.

The audience watched in amazement as they finished his performance, not knowing what to say.

In the end, it was the cunning Gandalf who broke the silence and applauded.

"Mr. Anduin's opening remarks, uh, really chic, hahaha. ”

The rest of the crowd hurriedly followed, "impressive", "the music is magnificent, very epic", "this is the sun's choice!"

"Ah, so be it. Anduin sat back in his place with an indifferent face, rolled his eyes and said to himself: "Actually, I always feel that I should change to a more trendy opening line, but my words from Hebei Province are too limited..."

Seeing that the goblin merchant had begun to wander, Gandalf had to cough rather awkwardly and said, "Ahem, Mr. Anduin, trade, trade." ”

"Huh?" the goblin merchant frowned, looked at the expectant eyes of the crowd, and reacted, "Oh yes, I think you need a little off-site rescue. ”

Business is business, and when it comes to the serious deeds of the Howling Banshee Business Group, even the goblins themselves are in good spirits.

As he himself said, he didn't mind dealing with rich merchants, lowly beggars, or brave warriors, cowardly weaklings.

Anyone, anything, or anything has value. I, on the other hand, will measure it and give a good price.

Anduin pulled down the screen with a smile on his face, and did not rush to introduce the many product categories, but first explained the rules to everyone.

"Guys, do you know the definition of a craftsman?"

The goblin's gaze swept over the faces of the participants, and without waiting for the enthusiastic audience to answer, he said to himself: "You see, the waterwheel, the tower, the city wall, and the gunpowder are the pinnacle of the craftsman's skill in this world.

You can produce razor-sharp swords, indestructible Mithril Chainmail, and gunpowder powder that Gandalf used at the Festival of Fireworks,

However, this is not enough. ”

Anduin tapped the screen with his whip, revealing a mountain of orcs, lickers, and abomination who easily broke through the elven archers' fire, and human infantry phalanxes and cavalry charged, slaughtering all over the mountain.

"The Weeping Banshee Merchant Order, on the other hand, can provide some goods on the basis of the skill of the craftsmen in this world being one level higher. ”

"For example, guns based on the Gunpowder Force, which Aragorn, Grofendale and others have seen, instead of bows, horses with self-walking steel carriages, sharp cannons, trebuchets, and so on. ”

"Please wait,"

An elven elder couldn't help but ask, "Is the 'firearm' you said really faster than a bow and arrow?" There is no disrespect, but when facing a monster like a licker, I don't want to have an extra sacrifice..."

Glorfindale coughed and was about to reply, but Anduin waved his hand, signaling that he didn't need to say more.

With a narrow smile, the goblin merchant said to the elven elder who spoke, "Excuse me, what type of bow is most commonly used by elves?"

The elven elder frowned and replied, "If we were in the phalanx army, we would use the purple shirt wood longbow that was eyebrow-high. ”

Huh?

Anduin scolded the natives of this world for being so unimaginative, and said indifferently: "Since it is a longbow, the most lethal situation should be to shoot upwards into the sky, relying on the acceleration brought by gravitational potential energy to cause great damage, right?"

The elven elders looked at each other, nodded confidently, and said, "Our longbow can pierce heavily armored orcs from four hundred yards away, shooting them into hedgehogs. ”

Heavy rain pours, just like the arrow of Yingyi?

Anduin replied indifferently, "It's just an orc, what about a strong orc, what about a licker, what about an abomination? Believe me, if you don't shoot a few rounds of arrows when the legion is fighting, you will be cut through the formation, helpless, and killed." ”

The elves were dumbfounded, and even the most stubborn elders had to admit that the bows and arrows they were proud of and had been passed down for thousands of years seemed to be of little use in the current situation.

By the way, the elven race on the Middle-earth continent has not been able to develop decent productivity for so long, and it is still stuck in this era of low-magic, low-martial and cold-weapon army operations, unless this is due to the romantic feelings of the old man Tolkien, or the gods of this world have been stumbling behind their backs....

Anduin smiled and continued, "The bow and arrow may have helped you win war after war and survive hardship after difficulty, but it is clear that he cannot help you resist the wrath of Sauron after gaining new power. ”

"But my guns aren't the same. ”

"For example, the Type 95 assault rifle produced by the North Lolitcon Company, without a stock structure, 5.8mm caliber, using a gas conductive automatic method, with a muzzle velocity of 900m/s, an effective firing range of 400 meters, but a maximum range of up to 1,000 meters. ”

Or the half-century-old Winchester M1897 pump-action shotgun, 12-gauge shotgun, 30-inch barrel, invincible in the trenches. ”

Or the Browning M1917 heavy machine gun, 7.62mm caliber, water-cooled, with an extended chain on the mount, capable of firing for hours of continuous fire. Believe me, even a hundred heads of abomination can be swept into a puddle of flesh. ”

Ignoring everyone's astonished eyes, the goblin dragged out wooden boxes from the void and carried all kinds of guns and gestured with them.

"The biggest disadvantage of carbon-based organisms is that they are weak and powerless, and no matter what kind of physiological structure they have, they have to follow the laws of gravity, and they cannot naturally evolve supernormal resistance to attacks.

Firearms, on the other hand, can cover the coffin. ”

After that, sensing everyone's questioning gazes, Anduin pursed his lips and waved casually, and a wooden target in the shape of a humanoid dressed in iron plate armor appeared in the open space three hundred meters away.

"Well, as an arms dealer, I can't escape the impromptu performance, see that the target is not covered with a 4mm thickness plate armor with a hardness of HRC58 that has been quenched at high frequency. ”

took out an M82A1 large-caliber semi-automatic sniper rifle, pulled the bracket open, and the whole person was prostrate on the ground, facing the distance.

"Cover your ears, folks. ”

Listen to Barrett's roar, turtles.