Text Chapter 47: Eight Rings Jump In
I heard a loud sound, and the waist door opened, and the two maids in front of me carried lanterns, followed by three maids.
Sure enough, it's three beauties!
They are all moth-eyebrow, charming and moving, really dignified, Ai Ai is smart, pitiful and coquettish, three lovely people are as good as three, only to see the eight precepts without turning their eyes, burning themselves, and it is difficult to hold themselves.
The woman said, "Have the four elders really thought about it, and are there any who are willing to stay?"
Xuanzang and Wujing both shook their heads to show that they were not interested, and Wukong said: "We have already discussed, and we will leave the one surnamed Pig to be your inverted son-in-law." β
The woman said, "But I have three daughters, what can I do? Or let this pig elder go in with me to discuss and see which daughter he is worthy of me." β
Wukong smiled: "That's a good dare! Bajie, your mother-in-law is invited, why don't you go in quickly?"
Bajie twisted again: "This... How embarrassing is that. β
Wukong stepped forward and grabbed Bajie's ear with one hand, and grabbed the woman with the other: "Mother-in-law, hurry up and take your son-in-law in." β
Bajie pretended to be pushed by him, and leaned towards the back room. The woman then instructed the maid, "Go and bring out the fast offerings and entertain the three in-laws, and I will lead my aunt in." The maids hurriedly agreed.
Xuanzang and the three of them had a meal, and Xuanzang said: "The eight precepts were originally made by the Bodhisattva to be my apprentice, but who knew that he was recruited here and became someone's son-in-law, which seems a little unreasonable." β
Wukong smiled and said, "Master, you are a mortal, where can you see the Tao clearly? β
When Xuanzang heard this, he was puzzled, but saw that the door was open. The woman came out of the door and said to Xuanzang: "Monk, your second disciple has returned to the vulgar and become the second son-in-law of my family." β
Xuanzang said: "Since this is the case, then congratulations to the female donor." β
The woman said, "But I have two daughters, and I am really troubled." My third daughter said it, she took a fancy to you, Elder Xuanzang, and asked me to come out and make peace. β
Xuanzang was shocked: "Didn't you say that you would leave one to serve as a faΓ§ade for your family? Now that Bajie is your son-in-law, why do you still want to find me?"
The woman said, "My third daughter is as beautiful as a flower, how can she not be worthy of you, Elder? β
Xuanzang turned to Wukong and said, "Apprentice, how can I do this now?"
Wukong said: "If people are kind, the master will agree." You're a burden anyway, just stay here, and the third junior brother and I will help you go to the West Heaven to get the scriptures, so that everyone can save convenience, wouldn't it be good?"
Xuanzang said: "How can this be reasonable, how can there be such a reason! I am the main master of learning the scriptures, what are you and Wujing worthy!"
Wukong said to the woman, "My master's mind hasn't turned a corner yet. Give me a little time, and I'll help you persuade him. β
The woman said, "Okay, okay, I'll give you a night's time, and you'll have to call me back tomorrow morning." β
Wukong said: "Definitely, definitely." β
When the woman left, Xuanzang complained to Wukong and said, "Wukong, who told you to make your own decisions." Am I a master, or are you a master? If you really annoy me, don't blame me for using my means to clean you up. β
Wukong said: "Master, don't worry, I'll go and investigate, and I'll give you a reply." β
Xuanzang said: "It's better to be like this, don't play tricks on me." β
Wukong said: "Don't dare, don't dare! I'll come when I go." β
After that, Wukong flashed and went to the backyard, Xuanzang knew that he must have a plan, and he did not stop him.
Wukong entered the backyard and called in a low voice: "Female donor, female donor." β
When the lady heard this, she came out of the back room, saw that it was Wukong, and blamed: "You hairy elder, you are so ashamed, why did you come to the backyard of my widow's house!"
Wukong said: "Whisper, I came in quietly, don't let my master know." β
The woman said, "Oh, what do you think?"
Wukong said: "I saw your third daughter just now, and I was really happy. Anyway, my master is also a dead brain, and he can't turn the corner, so you can promise me your daughter. β
The woman said: "But my daughter is interested in that Elder Xuanzang! I'm afraid this matter will be difficult to do." β
Wukong said: "Doesn't he just want to find a handsome one, that's not easy to do? β
At this moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva flashed out of the room and shouted, "Splash monkey, who do you want to satisfy?"
Wukong pretended to be surprised and said, "Oh, why is the Bodhisattva here, dare not string the wrong door?"
The Bodhisattva said, "I knew I couldn't fool you, a monkey, and you didn't pretend to be a monster in front of me." Let me ask you, have you ever reported to your master?"
Wukong said: "Several Bodhisattvas are acting here, how dare I divulge the secret of heaven? But I want to ask the Bodhisattva, obviously the eight precepts have agreed to stay, why do you still pester my master?"
The Bodhisattva smiled: "Didn't you say that you want a heroine, the Buddha said, there is no heroine, but you can find a few supporting actresses." Isn't it right now that you have your heart?"
Wukong said: "But when I look at it, it looks like a bodhisattva is announcing a personal vendetta." β
The Bodhisattva said, "Why do you say that?"
Wukong said: "The disciple is not stupid. That day, my master called you a few times junior sister, and you must have been unhappy with the boss, thinking that he was now an ordinary man and unworthy of being your senior brother, so he wanted to play tricks on him. Am I right?"
The Bodhisattva said, "So what?
Wukong said: "This is so unreasonable! He is my master, why should I help you trick him?"
The Bodhisattva said, "What a joke, when did you become so filial to this monkey?
Wukong said: "Bodhisattva, what you said is not right. Now that I am working together with Master, isn't that what you and the Buddha would like to see the most?"
The Bodhisattva said, "No negotiation?"
Wukong said: "Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, you are setting up a trap!"
The Bodhisattva said: "If you want to trap a fox, you can't trap it, but only a pig." β
Wukong said: "Is it still set?"
The Bodhisattva said, "Since you can't set it, then don't set it." It would be hypocritical to continue!"
Wukong said: "Thank you Bodhisattva for raising your noble hand! But I don't know what happened to my second junior brother now?"
The Bodhisattva sneered: "It's being broadcast live inside, and he can be regarded as famous in the Three Realms now." β
Wukong said: "Such a bloody plot, the Buddha made it up! This rating must be bubbling up, hahahaha." β
The Bodhisattva said, "You should go back, tomorrow morning, you will see." β
Goku got the desired result, and then bowed and retreated.
Turning around to see the master, Wukong said: "Master, the task is complete, I have already helped you to finish, and the female benefactor will not embarrass you." β
Xuanzang breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Thanks to you this time, apprentice, otherwise we would have to run away overnight." β
Wukong said: "It's not that simple. This manor is simply a tiger's den in Longtan, even if there are disciples, it is not possible to run if you want to. β
Xuanzang was startled and asked, "Is this a monster nest?"
Wukong smiled: "Master, don't be afraid, there are no monsters here, but there are a few Bodhisattvas." β
Xuanzang said: "Is it really my junior sister who has arrived?
When Wukong heard this, he just laughed and said: "What's bad or not, now Bajie's fame is estimated to be greater than that of the Bodhisattva, hahahaha." β
Xuanzang said: "What's going on, you don't know clearly?"
Wukong said: "Master don't ask, rest early, by tomorrow morning, everything will be known." β
Xuanzang was puzzled in his heart, and when he saw that Wukong refused to speak, he had to give up and rest in peace.
The next day, Xuanzang and the three of them woke up from sleep, and they were already white in the east. Xuanzang said: "Hey, why do we sleep in the pine forest?"
Wukong said: "That house was changed by the Bodhisattvas, and this kind of small trick can't deceive the disciples' fiery eyes." β
Xuanzang said: "What about Bajie, where did Bajie go?"
Wukong raised his hand and pointed, "Isn't that the Eight Commandments?"
Xuanzang looked in the direction of his finger, but saw that Bajie was hanging from a tree, and he hadn't woken up yet.
Goku jumped over and kicked the idiot.
Bajie was in pain, woke up from his sleep, and shouted, "Youqi! Youkai!"
Wukong said: "Good son-in-law, where did the monster come from?"
Bajie looked at it fixedly, and when he saw that it was his senior brother, he hurriedly begged for mercy: "Brother Monkey, save me, I was miserable by monsters!"
Wukong said: "You make your words clear first, and then I will let you down." β
Bajie said: "This family is all monsters...... They said that they wanted to eat the master, but I was willing to agree, so I told them that the master didn't have a few taels of meat on him, so if he wanted to eat it, he would come and eat the old pig. β
Wukong asked again, "Then why didn't I eat you?"
Bajie made up blindly: "Maybe it's because they have a bad appetite in the past two days, and finally decided not to eat." β
Wukong said: "If you don't tell the truth, you have to make it clear." β
Bajie Zhiwu said: "They took me to the back room, first to hit some kind of marriage, and then to wear a pearl undershirt for me, but the undershirt was tied to the fairy rope, so they took me." Then I said that I would fight and kill, and I promised to do my best to fight and kill. If not, I am not the only one who suffers. β
Xuanzang reprimanded: "I'll treat you as a pestilence, and you're still talking nonsense here!"
Wujing said: "Second senior brother, don't say it, the more you talk, the more wrong it is! You even dare to soak in the Bodhisattva, the junior brother really worships you." β
Bajie was shocked: "Bodhisattva...... Which Bodhisattva?"
Wukong smiled: "Not one Bodhisattva, but four! Guess which four Bodhisattvas? Hahahaha. β
Bajie was so pale with laughter by him that he didn't dare to say more. Xuanzang said: "I don't know how much trouble such an apprentice will cause, so don't want it." β
Bajie immediately panicked, and shouted for mercy: "Master is merciful and compassionate, just spare me this time, I will never dare to be willful in the future!"
Xuanzang said: "Wukong, Wujing, what do you say?"
At this time, Wujing thought to himself, if this second senior brother is driven away, will he let me carry the luggage alone?
So he hurriedly stepped forward to intercede for Bajie and said, "Master, the second senior brother has suffered a lot this time, and he has learned a lesson in the future, so spare him." β
Wukong said: "This Zhu Bajie's ability to cause trouble is no lower than that of his disciples. If you want to stay, I'm afraid you'll need some restraints. β
Xuanzang said: "How to restrain it?"
Wukong said: "I heard the Bodhisattva say that she also has a golden hoop there, which was also given by the Buddha. So the master went and begged for it, and put it on him. Bajie didn't dare to talk, just blindly begged for mercy.
Xuanzang said: "This pig's head is not high, if you wear that hoop, it is estimated that you will not even be able to carry the burden." This time he was spared, and if there was a next time, he would be castrated and used as a mount for Wukong. β
Wukong hurriedly said: "I don't dare to ask for a mount that even a Bodhisattva dares to soak, so let's give it to Senior Brother Sha." β
Seeing Wukong blindly laughing, Bajie gritted his teeth, endured the pain, and didn't dare to scream. Sha Seng saw that the boss couldn't bear it, so he stepped forward to untie the rope and save him. Bajie was saved, bowed to the master and his brothers, took the burden and walked forward, never daring to look back.