Chapter 67: Mirror Spirit
He opened the stopper of the gourd, and the tea wine at the bottom of the gourd was intact. Bai Ze breathed a sigh of relief, put the gourd aside, and took out the photograph that saved his life last night from his bag.
The gourd was slashed by a knife, and there was a white mark at all, Bai Ze carefully observed the mirror, but did not find any scars on it at all.
Bai Ze stroked the mirror and couldn't help but sigh out loud: "It turns out that these two things are called magic weapons and spirit weapons because they are strong!"
"!"
An old voice sounded abruptly in the room, Bai Ze immediately stood up and looked around, but the room was empty and unobstructed, and there was nothing that would make a sound.
"In your hands!"
The voice came again, Bai Ze looked down, and on the mirror of the mirror, the figure of a little old man with a big nose quickly flashed.
Bai Ze tapped the mirror and asked with a little interest, "Are you a sperm?"
"Plug in your headphones!"
The big-nosed old man flashed again, his face flushed, and he yelled in the mirror.
Bai Ze's face was full of surprise, after experiencing the two worlds of Liaozhai, he can be regarded as a person who has seen strong winds and waves, even if the mirror becomes a fine, he can understand, but this mirror actually has to plug in headphones!
Bai Ze said incredulously: "You're not MP3, where did you get the headphone jack!"
The old man with the big nose looked dry and difficult to defecate, but when he opened his mouth, he only made an intermittent and messy sound. He pointed desperately into the mirror, and then disappeared again in a flash.
Bai Ze had an idea, turned the mirror over, looked at the skull ornament on the back, and tried to insert the headphones into the skull's mouth, only to see the upper and lower jaws of the skull close, biting the headphones tightly.
Bai Ze's eyes showed surprise, and he turned over the mirror, but the old man with a big nose in front did not appear.
He tried to put on the headphones, and a haughty old man's voice came through the headphones:
"You are finally not stupid and breathable, congratulations on your luck in releasing the great Shadow Mirror Spirit, come and drop blood to let me confess the Lord, I will use three thousand years of experience to guide you to successfully become an immortal!"
Bai Ze brought the headphone microphone to his mouth and asked suspiciously, "Are you a portable grandfather?"
The old man's voice was not embarrassed at all, but he still said forcefully: "So to speak! Because you are gifted and intelligent, you will become a great power in the future! So I have taken a fancy to you and want to recognize you as the master." ”
"I was injured last night, and I should have left a lot of blood, don't you want to admit the Lord a long time ago?" Bai Ze asked suspiciously.
The old man's voice seemed to have already been prepared, and he opened his mouth to popularize science:
"The kind of blood you think is like a mobile phone with a fingerprint lock, but if you can't manipulate the phone yourself, what can you do?"
"And what I'm talking about is the natal blood of the union of the mind and the spirit, you cut your finger and press it on my mirror, I will guide your "god" and my spirit to blend a part, and in the future you will command me like an arm, and the two of us will never give up. ”
Bai Ze frowned deeply, not to mention that it was a bit disgusting to 'blend' with an old man, just by virtue of his eighteen years of bad luck, Bai Ze never believed that pies would fall from the sky, and even if they did, they would not fall on their heads, and even if they fell on their heads, they might be poisonous or mixed with feces.
This mirror was already weird, not to mention that the old king of the Eight Great Kings gave it to himself, and the more Bai Ze thought about it, the more suspicious he became, and he decided to try it again
Bai Ze lifted the mirror and looked at it curiously for a long time, his mind turning, wanting to change the topic and get something more out of his mouth.
Bai Ze asked with curiosity on his face, "How do you know about things like mobile phones and headphones?"
The old man's voice was a little impatient: "Although others think that the mirror is just a powerful magic weapon, but in fact, 1,400 years ago, I was born with spiritual wisdom. But because I don't have aura, I haven't been able to be promoted to a 'spiritual weapon'. So, I've been watching all of you all in the shadows all these years, you know?"
Bai Ze thought for a moment, and suddenly said with a spirit: "Then now that you are born, doesn't it mean that you can absorb the 'aura' now?"
The old man's voice was also slightly confused: "This world does have a thin aura, but what is very strange is that this aura lacks a little special 'rule', just like ozone becomes oxygen without an oxygen atom, and the same is true for the aura of this world, I can't absorb it." ”
Bai Ze was too lazy to complain about why a mirror spirit still understood chemistry, and his mind was now full of the "aura" that the mirror spirit said, "That is to say, aura is a necessary thing for cultivation." Your original world of the Eight Kings did not have aura, and the world we are in now has aura that does not conform to the rules. ”
The old man's voice hit the railroad while it was hot: "Yes, that's it, but why do you want to name our world after Lao Wang Ba? Forget it, you just need to know that you are not a pure-blooded person." You should be a hybrid descendant of some kind of great demon, and your blood is born with a thin aura. In order to share the aura in you, I want to recognize you as Lord!"
Bai Ze was a little dazed, and he always felt that this old man had scolded him, and he felt a little uncomfortable. He looked at himself and didn't understand why he had suddenly become a human being after living for eighteen years.
The old man's voice coughed twice, "You may not know what my spiritual weapon means, otherwise you would definitely kneel on the ground and thank God for your kindness! What are you still hesitating about, the two of us are mutually beneficial, what a good deal!"
Bai Ze was a little moved, but he still doubted the motive of this mirror spirit, "Just because I have aura on my body, you have to be me?"
The old man's voice exclaimed: "Do you know how powerful you are? With a very primitive and mentally retarded body refining method, you have reached the acquired Xiaocheng in only ten days, and you are a genius that you have never met in a hundred years!"
"The path of cultivation is nothing more than choosing one or more of the three of 'essence', 'qi' and 'spirit'. 'God' is a personal being, needless to say. I've investigated, you have the talent of refining qi, plus you are a big demon bloodline, and you are naturally much stronger than others in refining refinement, so you must not be presumptuous!"
For eighteen years, Bai Ze has been considered a waste of firewood, and this is the first time someone has praised him like this, Bai Ze couldn't help but smile at the corner of his mouth, "Is it really as powerful as you say?"
"Isn't that the answer to your punching bag fist last night?" The old man's tongue is no worse than that of a pyramid scheme, and the nonsense on his lips is simply natural.
"Or, dripping blood to recognize the Lord?" Bai Ze shook slightly.
"Come on, in fact, although you are extremely talented and have a good heart, I am not a casual mirror. If it weren't for the fact that you were surrounded by a person with good conditions, you wouldn't have made such a big bargain!"