Chapter 15: Starting a Company, Making Movies, Buddha, You're Too Good at Fun

Since the heavenly court returned to the Leiyin Temple, the Buddha has been in retreat for five hundred years. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The day when the Buddha left the customs was the time when Guanyin of the South China Sea was visited.

Guanyin to, to the Buddha said: "The disciple has always been in the South China Sea, has not returned to Lingshan for a long time, I heard that the Buddha subdued the demon monkey, has not come to congratulate." ”

The Buddha said: "Everything has a fixed number, how to congratulate the joy." ”

The Bodhisattva said, "The disciple has something that I don't know. ”

The Buddha said, "I don't understand what you can ask." ”

The Bodhisattva said: "The Buddha is merciful and unwilling to kill that demon monkey, which is understandable. But with the Buddha's supernatural powers, why didn't he subdue him, but suppressed him at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain?"

The Buddha smiled and said, "Who said I won't submit to him? Now that the time is right, it's time for me to tell you something. I have a plan to spread the Dharma to the east, and I have been planning for thousands of years to do so. For this plan, I first sent Jizo to go undercover in the underworld and gave you the name Jizo for some reason, and then sent you to go to the lower realm often to relieve the suffering of all the people, and by the way, I explored the Three Realms, reported to me, and gave the name Guanyin for some reason, and later, I sent your senior brother Jin Chanzi to Dongtu to reincarnate. And that demon monkey Sun Wukong is also an indispensable and important person in my plan. ”

Guanyin said: "It turns out that the Buddha values him so much?"

The Buddha said, "Don't underestimate him. If you are alone, you are no match for him. ”

The Bodhisattva said: "The disciple has been practicing with the Buddha for many years, and his progress is slow, ashamed, ashamed. ”

The Buddha said, "That's not the case. You major in the profession of a wet nurse, and you are a universal sentient being. And he is majoring in melee combat, just to bring chaos to the heavens. Each has its own strengths, and it is not possible to generalize. ”

The Bodhisattva was even more surprised: "Just to bring chaos to the heavens? It is actually a targeted cultivation! But I don't know where it is a powerful masterpiece?"

The Buddha said: "He said that he was self-taught, and this lie may have deceived others, but it could not deceive me." His master is the Bodhi patriarch of Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, the three-star cave of the slanting moon. ”

The Bodhisattva was shocked: "That Bodhi Patriarch is not famous, but he can cultivate such a disciple who defies the heavens?"

The Buddha said, "Hehe, I will tell you this secret today." The predecessor of the Bodhi Patriarch was the Ancient Heart Demon, and after he retired, he preached under the Bodhi tree and was reincarnated as Bodhi. He named the mountain where he lived Lingtai Fangcun, and named the cave as the three stars of the oblique moon. Do you know why?"

The Bodhisattva said: "The Lingtai square inch should be a 'heart' word, and the three stars of the oblique moon should also be a 'heart' word." ”

The Buddha said, "Yes, it is the word 'heart'." This word just points to his origin. ”

The Bodhisattva said, "I only knew that the Buddha attained the right fruit under the Bodhi tree, and it turns out that this Bodhi Patriarch also preached under the Bodhi tree. ”

The Buddha said, "You don't know that when he preached under the Bodhi tree, I didn't know what kind of ordinary man he was. You may not believe it, but it is precisely because I heard that he attained the attainment of the Tao under the Bodhi tree that I often went to sit under the Bodhi tree. ”

The Bodhisattva thought to himself, "Another day, I will go and sit under the Bodhi tree, maybe I will be able to improve my skills." ”

The Buddha went on to say, "He is based on the Tao and the Dharma, and all the Dharma is universal. After preaching, he received countless disciples, with the twelve characters of Guang, Da, Zhi, Hui, Zhen, Ru, Xing, Hai, Ying, Wu, Yuan, and Jue. When I called myself Rulai, I originally wanted to get involved with him in some cause and effect, but he never recognized me as a disciple. He has always kept a low profile, and he is used to recruiting some people with mediocre qualifications as disciples, and even does not allow his disciples to report his name at will. You say, how many people in these three realms know that the monkey head is his disciple? If it weren't for the calculation of Heavenly Court, it is estimated that he would not have accepted a smart disciple like Wukong. ”

The Bodhisattva said, "As far as I know, no one in the Heavenly Court knows this secret. ”

The Buddha said, "Just because I am preaching under the Bodhi tree with the Bodhi Patriarch, I can sense his mind, and he can also sense my mind." In this respect, he and I are of the same roots, but we have chosen different paths. ”

The Bodhisattva said, "Then how is Patriarch Bodhi's mana compared to the Buddha?"

The Buddha said, "You and I are both Buddha cultivators, how can we have a heart of contention? ”

The Bodhisattva said: "Thank the Buddha for his guidance, and the disciples will be taught." But since the Buddha knew that the demon monkey was a disciple of Bodhi, why did he have to embarrass him, aren't you afraid that Patriarch Bodhi will hold a grudge?"

The Buddha said: "That Wukong was originally a pawn of Bodhi to punish the heavenly court, and now the Jade Emperor has decreed Erlang God, cut him off the post of supervising the lower realm immortals, and only ordered him to guard the mouth of the river, and he must not go out lightly if he has nothing to do." Heavenly Court's attitude towards the Nether Earth Immortals had changed significantly, and Bodhi's purpose had been achieved. How could he bother with me over such a trivial matter?"

The Bodhisattva said: "The Buddha is saying that Bodhi accepted the demon monkey Sun Wukong as a disciple, just to use him?"

The Buddha said, "You can't say that. The monkey head has seven tricks in his heart, and his understanding is extremely high, and Bodhi likes it. Even when I saw him, I was happy to see him, and I wanted to use him to complete my plan. Speaking of which, Bodhi and I both calculated Sun Wukong, but this calculation is not malicious. Bodhi calculated Wukong, which made him suffer a lot, but also taught him great powers. As for me, I will also calculate the monkey head, but in the end, I can give him a golden body and a positive fruit. Think about it, how can Bodhi hold a grudge against me? He should be happy. But if I kill that monkey head, Bodhi's face will not look good, and my spiritual mountain will no longer have peace. ”

The Bodhisattva said: "It turns out that there are many of them, and the Buddha is really calculating." ”

The Buddha said: "I sent the golden cicada to Dongtu to be reincarnated, and now I have been reincarnated as Tang Xuanzang, who is the person who came to my west to learn the scriptures." For the sake of this plan, I have resorted to some unruly means against him, and I wonder if he will resent me in the future. ”

The Bodhisattva said: "The Mandate of Heaven to learn from the scriptures?"

The Buddha said: "Yes, in order to cooperate with this plan for the eastward transmission of Buddhism, I planned a promotional film for the same period, called Journey to the West. Tang Xuanzang and his four apprentices are the main actors in this expansion. His four apprentices, one is Sun Wukong, who is now pressing under the Five Elements Mountain, and the other three, one is in the Yunzhan Cave of Fuling Mountain, one is in the Liusha River, and the remaining one is in the Eagle Sorrowful Stream of Shepan Mountain. I will send you to the East to find the people who have learned the scriptures, and you can stop by to contact the four of them. ”

The Bodhisattva interjected: "That monkey head is so brave and ruthless, and arrogant, but it is not easy to restrain it, and the Buddha is not afraid that he will ruin your plan?"

The Buddha smiled and said: "Bodhi passed on his great magical powers, but he was not restrained by his partiality and let him act recklessly, which was deliberately done by Bodhi in order to calculate the heavenly court." But I am different, I want him to escort the person who takes the scriptures, so naturally I have to be restrained by him. I have three hoops here, which are golden, tight, and forbidden. You find an opportunity to put that 'hoop' on the monkey. There is another spell here, you pass it on to Tang Xuanzang. In this way, he can be restrained. ”

Several objects flew up in the Buddha's hands and floated in front of the Bodhisattva. The Bodhisattva took a look, one was a mantra, and there were three other hoops, which were the golden hoops, the tight hoops, and the forbidden hoops.

She also carefully looked at the attributes of the hoop: the hoop has two attributes, one attribute is to restrain people, as soon as the hoop is recited, the person wearing the hoop will have a headache and lose his combat effectiveness in an instant. And the other attribute is also very pitiful, it is actually reduced by repair! And it is reduced by percentage, minus 40% repair!

The Bodhisattva said: "This tight hoop is too pitiful, right? After reducing so much cultivation, the monkey head will be abolished, how can you protect Tang Xuanzang from going west to learn scriptures?"

The Buddha smiled and said, "No, you can't restrain him." But you don't have to worry, with me in charge behind the scenes, and you from your side, you can be safe. ”

The Bodhisattva nodded and said, "The disciple does as he is told." ”

The Buddha said: "For this expansion, I expect to shoot 9981 episodes, and each episode will be difficult. When the five of them overcame the ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties and obtained the true scriptures, it was the day when my plan was successful. I'm the producer and chief planner behind the scenes, and you're the director on the surface. On the day of Tang Xuanzang's westward trip, Journey to the West was officially launched. I've been planning this project for thousands of years, and you've worked so hard. ”

As soon as the Bodhisattva heard that he was going to be a director, he was also very curious and eager to try.

She thought for a while, and said to the Buddha: "If the Buddha wants to implement this plan, I'm afraid it will cost a lot of money, right? It is better to set up a listed company and issue shares. Open another lottery company, issue lottery tickets, maybe you can make some money by the way, but also make up for some losses. ”

The Buddha rejoiced: "This plan is very good! Some time ago, I organized a lot of charity parties, and after I returned from heaven, I held another Bon party, and I lost a lot of money, and this time I may be able to make up for it." ”

The Bodhisattva said, "Buddha, you shouldn't have let Ah Shan and Gaye be in charge of the silver treasury, these two people are greedy by nature, love to take advantage, and they don't know how much silver they have swallowed. ”

The Buddha said, "Alas, talent is rare. My disciples don't like money, only Ah Tai and Jia Ye are good at managing money. You see, I went to help Heaven subdue the monkey's head, and I knew that Heaven would have a gift, so I only took the two of them there, because they could sort out the matter of the property. And there is still a difficulty in that Journey to the West, which must fall on the two of them. ”

The Bodhisattva said, "It turns out that there is such a saying. ”

The Buddha said, "In fact, everyone has his strengths and weaknesses, which is inevitable. For example, Tang Xuanzang's four apprentices are collectively known as the exiled quartet. All of them are serious offenders in the heavenly court, and none of them are fuel-efficient lamps, so I can't make good use of them? All I need to do is know people and do their jobs. ”

The Buddha paused for a moment, and then said: "Back to the topic, your suggestion is very good, when Journey to the West starts filming, a Westbound Film Co., Ltd. will be established to issue Westbound A shares on the market." Then set up a westbound lottery Co., Ltd.,This lottery company does not need to be listed,Only for all kinds of immortals to buy,Not open to the public. ”

The Bodhisattva asked, "Where are the West Pole Continents?"

The Buddha said, "Don't open it over there, so as not to cause trouble." ”

The Bodhisattva said, "The disciple obeys. ”

The Buddha said: "I have a brocade robe here, and a nine-ring tin staff, which are given to the person who took the scriptures, and you can bring them with you." The task of going to Dongtu to find someone to learn the scriptures will be left to you to do. ”

The Bodhisattva took the two treasures, resigned from the Buddha, took the Hui'an Walkers, and went to the eastern land.