"Director Mi, I'm going to go to the wall!"

"No! Winter three days are here. The last time you went up the wall, you were almost disfigured by the Raven. How can you ensure safety this time?"

"You Gu Da is a rare culinary master among the generals, and the loss of a cold hair is a great loss to the culinary world of our Great Chu Kingdom. ”

"If you don't discuss, if you can't do it, you can't do it!"

"Marshal Zhang, I want to go to the wall!"

"No! Winter three days are here. The ghost crows are all level 30, you were almost disfigured last time, and you can come back alive this time?"

"You Gu Da is the heart and soul of the soldiers, a great music master. Even if only a cold hair is lost, it is a huge loss to the music industry of our Great Chu Kingdom. “

"If you don't discuss, if you can't do it, you can't do it!"

"Director Dai, I want to go to the wall!"

"No! Winter three days are here. You can't even do a ghost crow with the four tricks of the Gu family, not to mention the disfigurement, your life will be taken. ”

"You Gu Da Da is an amazing inventor, a third-level Imperial Medal of Honor winner, and you have been promoted to two levels. The small loss of a cold hair is a major loss that our Great Chu Kingdom royal family cannot bear. ”

"If you don't discuss, if you can't do it, you can't do it!"

Gu Wen was broken: "You are all bad silver! No matter how you talk, it's a routine? Can you not mention the ghost crow, disfigurement, and cold hair? Can you still play happily together?"

Pacing around the room, Gu Wen repeatedly thought about how to go up the wall.

After turning around dozens of times, Gu Wen's eyes suddenly lit up: "That's right." Although I am in the barracks, my identity is free, and the military order cannot control me. I don't need a military order, I'll go up the wall myself. ”

The situation was urgent, Gu Wen said to leave, and quickly put on the full-body heavy infantry armor used to hide his identity. Carefully open the window, look around at no one, Gu Wen Fei is vertical, with a beautiful posture and a light flying swallow.

"Oops!" "Ding Ling, it's a commotion"

Gu Wen fell and gnawed on the mud. This time I don't need a ghost crow, and I'm disfigured.

Gu Wenxiang cried without tears, struggled to get up, spit out the mud in his mouth, hurriedly picked up the helmet that had fallen off, put it on his head, and pulled on the mask.

As the third day of winter approached, the Qingyun Continent's dimensional suppression of the fragments of the Necronomicon Continent had begun to weaken. The corpse demon's attack began to rage. The pressure on the front-line walls is increasing, and teams of elite fighters are sent to the front line to support.

The two sides are entangled in the sky, and the air force of the Terran Alliance can no longer take much advantage. From time to time, ghost crows break through the air interception and launch attacks on the troops on the ground.

The Terran infantry dodged and returned fire, causing chaos on the battlefield. Gu Wen took the opportunity to rush to the front line with a group of heavy infantry.

There was no danger along the way, and three hours later, Gu Wen actually mixed in front of the front line.

But at the crossing of Shangguan, Gu Wen was in trouble. A hook-nosed colonel blocked his way:

"Soldier, open your mask and show your badge. ”

The military badge is something that everyone in the elite warrior unit of the Great Chu State must wear. Gu Wen is a fake, where is there a military card on his body.

In desperation, Gu Wen had no choice but to say: "General, my military card was accidentally lost, can you be accommodating?"

Colonel Eagle Hooknose is quite kind: "I am Ma Tianfang, the colonel of the Second Regiment of the Third Division of the Fifth Army of the Western Army, not a general. Soldiers, if you lose your military card, you will be killed. Hurry up and get a replacement one from the quartermaster of your legion. You can't go up the city wall without a military plate. ”

Gu Wen shouted: "No, my brothers have already gone up, how can I retreat from the battle." General, let me go up. Anyway, I'm going to die on it, and I don't need to kill my head. ”

Hook-nosed Colonel Ma Tianfang nodded and said, "I'm not a general. You're a warrior, not bad!"

Gu Wen was overjoyed, and he pulled his legs and prepared to go up the city wall. was grabbed by Ma Tianfang:

"I'm just saying that you're good, but you can't go to the battlefield without a military card, this is a military order, and you can't disobey it. ”

Gu Wen hurriedly said: "General, the law is just a favor, and I am still a little wealthy." Anyway, if you go up, you won't be able to get down, so it's better to hand it all over to the general for safekeeping, okay?" he said and took out a stack of golden tickets from his arms and stuffed them into Ma Tianfang.

Ma Tianfang was startled by the red numbers on the golden ticket, his face was cloudy, and he swallowed his saliva and said, "I'm not a general." Are you trying to bribe? I can't ask for this money. ”

Gu Wen smiled and said, "General, how can this be called bribery? If I am torn to pieces by the corpse demon on the wall, these pieces of paper will also become waste paper." It is better to give it to those who need it more and make the few rich. What do you say?"

Saying that, Gu Wen stuffed the golden ticket into Ma Tianfang's half-pushed hand.

Then Gu Wen was about to climb the stairs, but Ma Tian let go of one hand and stuffed the golden ticket into his arms, and grabbed him with the other hand:

"I'm not a general. Even though you're very compassionate, I can't let you go. When my boss found out, I couldn't eat and walked away. ”

Gu Wen scolded secretly in his heart, and suddenly approached Ma Tian and lowered his voice: "General, do you know what your true identity is?"

Ma Tianfang took half a step back and held the war knife vigilantly: "I'm not a general. Who are you? Are you a spy?"

Gu Wen said in a low voice: "General, my real identity is a special reporter of the 'Duntou Evening News'. ”

Ma Tianfang was a little confused: "I'm not a general, what is the 'Duntou Evening News'? What is a special correspondent?"

Gu Wen said: "'Duntou Evening News' is one of the top ten newspapers and periodicals in the Great Chu State in terms of circulation, with sufficient funds and strong strength. ”

"With the tenet of 'real-time, real, and touching', 'Duntou Evening News' is good at reporting the privacy of celebrities' lives, revealing the lives of girls on three editions, and exposing the black history of military and political authorities. ”

"The broad audience of 'Duntou Evening News' includes the royal family, ministers, Chaoyang people, the vast number of white bone spirits, single dogs, spare tires, social idlers and colored social elements. ”

"According to statistics, after the real report of the 'Duntou Evening News', the proportion of mental breakdown, family disintegration, suicide and homicide among the news hotspots is as high as 67%, which also provides more authentic and credible material for the follow-up report of the 'Duntou Evening News'. ”

"The special correspondent is a regular employee of the 'Duntou Evening News', and it is his mission to show the most true human nature. Specially for a single well-known person, 365 days by 24 hours 360 degrees, all-round suffocation and suffocation tracking reports. ”

"If someone isn't famous enough, like you, a general. We'll find a way to make him famous first, and then continue to do 365 days by 24 hours a 360-hour all-round suffocation suffocation tracking report. ”

"Until the news hotspots disappear completely. We will fry a cold rice every once in a while, come to an extended report, review with affection, and reminisce about the special or something. ”

"Below, he is a glorious special correspondent, nicknamed 'the essence of the paparazzi'. This time, I came to make a personal report for you, the general. ”

Ma Tianfang's face turned blue, cold sweat was like rain, and he said in a trembling voice: "I'm not a general, this special correspondent brother, there's no need to be so ruthless, right?"

"I'm just the one with a high nose, the one with strong ability, more women raised outside, a bigger funding gap, and occasionally a little bit of money, and nothing else has any reporting value." Brother, just let me go!"

Gu Wen said solemnly: "No, my professional ethics require me to conduct a 365-day, 24-hour 360-hour all-round suffocation and suffocation tracking report on you, the general." There is no room for negotiation. General, let's get started. ”

Ma Tian let go of the collapse: "I'm not a general, do you want to do this? Is there still no humanity? Can't I pay you back?"

As he spoke, he took out the golden ticket from his arms and was about to stuff it back to Gu Wen.

Gu Wen waved his hand and said: "No, our 'Duntou Evening News' is very particular, and the money given out will never be rebated, including your portrait fee, exclusive authorization fee, hush money, mental loss fee, funeral fee, child support, wife remarriage fee, etc." ”

"We, the 'Duntou Evening News', are very humane, and our special correspondent carefully considers the personal freedom and physical and mental health of the interviewees. 365 days by 24 hours a day, 360 degrees all-round suffocation tracking without dead ends, excluding leap days every four years, you see, general, how considerate and humane, right?"

Ma Tianfang surrendered: "I'm not a general, you're a general, you want to go up the wall, don't you? Hurry up and hurry up, don't come down for 365 days and 24 hours if you go up." ”

Saying that, Ma Tianfang pushed Gu Wen up the upper city corridor.

Gu Wen waved his hand and said, "Goodbye, general." ”

"I'm never going to be a general in my life!"

"Small, mess with me?"

Gu Wen smiled and hummed a little song and walked towards the city wall:

"I want a set of pancakes!

An egg is a dollar! I like spicy and more ingredients!

Pickled cabbage, fermented bean curd, chopped shallots!

I want it! I want it! I want to make a little bit of noodle sauce! I don't want to eat it!

Arebati!Black Enough Hey!

Come with me for a set!

I said pancakes, you said yes, "pancakes", "pancakes", "pancakes", "pancakes", "pancakes

Chek is noisy!Chek is noisy!Golden fragrant and delicious~"