The first chapter is full of joy and sorrow

December 21, 2012 was the end of the world prophesied by the Mayans. However, there were no storms, no lightning and thunder, no volcanic eruptions, no earthquakes and tsunamis, and no legendary Noah's Ark. The day was still as sunny as usual, sunny and cloudless. People also gradually regarded the end of the Mayan world as an after-dinner joke, and returned to their old working life.

In the distant depths of the universe, there are three men and one woman, and in the dark depths of the universe, the four of them exude a faint light, looking sacred and solemn.

"Senior brother, although we have worked together to delay the beginning of the new era, it can only last for 20 years at most, if we do not act, I am afraid that the Father will lose consciousness again and fall into a deep sleep, then the entire universe will be turned to ashes and born again. The only woman said.

"Xuankong is right, there is not much time left for us, for the sake of the common people in the world, we must start to implement our salvation plan. Let's hope that our 10,000-year selection plan will produce a savior. ”

"Senior brother, don't worry, didn't we test it once more than three thousand years ago, although the plan is not mature enough, but this time with the help of the junior brother, our chances of winning have also increased. A man's voice rang out.

"I've taken the last test and improved the plan a lot. This year, the last batch of students will be randomly recruited from the land of China, and the recruitment channel will be permanently closed. To be honest, since that test, the aura of heaven and earth has become thinner and thinner, and there are basically no cultivators in the land of Shenzhou. The recruited students are also not as good as the current year. ”

For a long time, no sound sounded, and the depths of the universe returned to the tranquility of death.

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Li Yu, male, 23 years old, just graduated from an ordinary university in the first half of this year, and is now running around looking for a job.

Li Yu, who walked out of college, knew that in today's era when there are as many undergraduates as dogs and masters as many as dogs, finding a decent job with a third-rate university diploma without a little fame is basically the same as finding a girlfriend.

Li Yu's whole person can be described as ordinary. The major is ordinary, and the software engineering major on the bad street, the first eight out of ten computer studies must be this major; his grades are ordinary, and he has no chance of scholarship during his schooling, but he is often left in the army of supplementary examinations; his appearance is ordinary, although he has two eyes, a nose, and a mouth, but Li Yu's facial features are not as good-looking as they are, and of course they are not ugly; he is dressed ordinarily, and his whole body adds up to less than 500 yuan, all of which are the products of a certain Tao; he has an ordinary background, and he is neither a rich second generation nor an official second generation, but an orphan without a father or mother。

The only thing that Li Yu is not ordinary is his name, and he has the same name and surname as the queen of the Southern Tang Dynasty, but he does not have the emperor life of Li Yu. Ordinary people, like most people, he is obedient and hardworking, he thinks he is optimistic and cheerful, and has a sense of humor, but in fact, he only hides a sullen and funny heart under the ordinary appearance.

It is no surprise that such a popular Li Yu is still a single dog as a matter of course. Nowadays, it is more difficult to find a girlfriend on Li Yu's condition than to ascend to the sky, even if Li Yu's mate selection standard is lowered to a woman, no one cares about it. Judging from most of the women's mate selection criteria circulating on the Internet, it is best for a man to have a car and a house, and no father or mother. Li Yu thinks that he is half satisfied, but it is only the second half. Since he was a child, he had no father or mother, and he finally finished college part-time, but he didn't expect it to be so difficult to find a job, let alone a legendary species like a girlfriend.

"Hello Mr. Li, I am very happy for you to participate in the interview of our company, we have learned about your resume and personal experience, the interview results will be announced within three working days, please keep your mobile phone unblocked in these days, so that we can contact you in time", the HR of a company watched Li Yu leave the conference room with a professional smile: "Are people so self-conscious these years!" Xiaobai, who doesn't even have work experience, wants to apply for a development engineer, and he won't be naïve enough to think that he can develop a product just by writing a Hello Word sentence in school. Looking at Li Yu who was walking away, HR said disdainfully.

"It's another unit, why is it so difficult to find a job? I always wash my hands after going to the toilet, I never go to the Internet café to open the black, I don't hang up when I fight the king, and I don't have to hang up when I eat chicken, why is my luck so bad, alas~" Li Yu kept laughing at himself while riding the second-hand electric donkey he had just bought.

"Ding-dong, ding-dong......"

Li Yu held the handle with one hand to grasp the balance, took out the mobile phone from his pocket with the other, and clicked on the text message.

"15:21 August 19: Dad, I was investigated for sleeping with my young lady, and I quickly paid 5,000 to Officer Wang Bofeng's Agricultural Bank card: 622848...... 113, quick call, the police don't let you call, as long as you get the money, they will release you. ”

Li Yu looked at the text messages on his mobile phone and was happy, "Can't liars think of something fashionable these days, how can they make up these unreliable sentences." ”

"15:25 August 19th: Your mother and I went to the bank to transfer money, the bank said that the card number is frozen, please change the card number quickly, your mother and I are dying!" Li Yu waved his finger and sent a text message.

After a while, the mobile phone came with "Ding Dong, Ding Dong......"

"15:37 August 19: Dad, Bank of Communications card number: 6222...... 3892, Officer Wang Bofeng, reply after the money text message!"

"This liar can, and he's really stupid to send another card number. Li Yu looked at it and smiled speechlessly.

Li Yu decided to tease this liar again, and sent another text message: "15:40 August 19th: You are waiting for this card to be frozen! Lao Tzu doesn't even have a girlfriend, how can you be such a son!"

After sending the text message, Li Yu was in a good mood instantly, temporarily throwing away the trouble of not being able to find a job, and kept imagining in his mind that the liar was angry when he saw this text message.

"Ding Dong, Ding Dong ......" mobile phone prompted a new text message.

"15:42 August 19: I'll your ancestors for eighteen generations, and I'll play with you. You have no **, a poor ghost who was hit by a car while riding a bicycle and died, you deserve to be beaten for a lifetime!"

"Oops! I didn't give birth to a son, you just said that I was your son, you didn't admit that you didn't, and cursed me to be hit by a car and died, my temper, I want to scold back. Li Yu lowered his head angrily and kept editing text messages on his mobile phone, swearing in his heart that he would definitely drench the blood of the dog scolded by the liar on the other side.

"Get out of the way of the battery car in front!" An angry shout came from the front of Li Yu's car.

"Bang ......!" There was a loud bang, and in the exclamations of the surrounding pedestrians, Li Yu and his car were hit by the cement mixer truck coming in front and flew into the green fence on the side of the road.

"Nima, this liar's curse is true!" Li Yu lay in a pool of blood, looking at the crowd around him, and gradually lost consciousness.