Chapter 16 Dean Yu assists the Buddha to jump over the wall
"Let me go, please Hu Bugui eat a Buddha jumping over the wall, everyone go and grab the treasure chest. ”
"Hello, the hero invited Hu Bugui to eat a Buddha jumping over the wall, everyone go and grab the treasure chest. ”
Because of the thrilling scene of killing the snake and saving the elephant, the audience in the immersive live broadcast room was in high spirits, and the rewards and barrages flew up, and the continuous treasure chest announcements made more viewers pour into the live broadcast room like a tide.
The terrifying dying blow of the snake's head just now, but the wonderful moment when Hu Bugui was nailed to the ground with his backhand, this scene full of martial arts painting style was quickly made into a gif, and it continued to spread like a virus in WeChat groups and QQ groups.
There is a line of red letters on the animated picture, a real picture, and the anchor is still broadcasting.
, it's really fake, which platform, hurry up and say the anchor's name and I'll go to watch.
Mr. Hu's travel notes live broadcast room, under the crazy publicity like this butterfly effect, instantly soared in popularity, and it has surpassed the number of Chen Xiaoshen breaking the record on the first day of the live broadcast on Maomao TV for the first time.
The server allocated to the new anchor, because of the sudden influx of a large number of viewers, instantly overwhelmed and the picture quality stuck, which alarmed the backstage administrator after the diversion, and it was slightly relieved.
This phenomenon of unknown anchors being unusually popular has also attracted the attention of Yu Feihan, the big boss of Maomao TV.
This master is synonymous with rich and willful, Geng is straightforward and venomous, and he is never afraid of offending people, known as the Commission for Discipline Inspection of the entertainment industry, and has two usual hobbies, one is playing games, and he claims to be the dean of the War College, and the people in the rivers and lakes are called Dean Yu.
The second is to watch the live broadcast,Maomaotv was founded by himself out of interest and preference,I often inspect when I have nothing to do,Happily help the anchor empty the double eleven shopping cart directly,Unhappy to get up and jump over the wall with other local tyrants,Throw hundreds of thousands of dollars a night。
Hu Bugui, an eye-catching outdoor anchor, has a light and clean appearance and extraordinary skills, and is currently unique in Huaxia.
The first person to eat crabs, in addition to his courage, also tasted the luscious taste.
With such a popular new anchor, Dean Yu will naturally not be stingy, and he will send ten Buddhas over the wall.
At the same time, he knocked out a sentence: "Broad and broad, Mr. Hu broke the first day popularity record of Maomao TV, it seems that a non-famous female anchor is willing to lose the bet." ”
His presence itself is already a highlight, and this comment is insightful and sharp and interesting, which makes the audience even more excited.
"Dean Yu, did you see it, just now the anchor instantly won the first drop of blood in the wild area. ”
"Chen Xiaoshen lost, lose weight and lose weight! And this is a leisurely slow time, it is simply a test of heart endurance!"
"What the hell am I missing, this live broadcast room is too emotional!"
"I envy the friends who were on the scene just now!"
"Teacher Hu is mighty!"
The live broadcast screen continued to follow the melon-eating mother elephant who didn't know the truth, and used her nose to pick up the young elephant who was panting on the ground, sensing the breath of snake saliva on its body, as if smelling some danger, raised her foot and stepped on the head of the dead snake on the ground, and let out a thunderous roar.
Because of its proximity, the deafening sound was so real that the herd of wild elephants approached to soothe the calf and suck up the cool river water to wash away the foul saliva.
Because Hu Bugui's treatment was very timely, the baby elephant escaped by luck, but the young elephant who was ignorant and did not know what had happened quickly recovered its vitality, stood up again, and gradually left with the herd.
There was only a fleshy snake body left on the riverbank, indicating that the scene just now was not false.
Hu Bugui cut the camera back to himself, showed a faint smile at the camera, and said: "Thank you Dean Yu for the Buddha jumping over the wall, and thank you even more for helping me remind Chen Xiaoshen that she lost the bet and must fulfill her promise to lose weight, as evidenced by the 100,000 enthusiastic viewers in the live broadcast room." ”
After experiencing the scene just now, I can still chat lightly, and in the face of Dean Yu's presence and reward, I should deal with it decently, neither humble nor arrogant, and do not forget to remind my friends to practice the bet of weight loss.
The emotional intelligence in a few simple sentences has won a lot of favor for Hu Bugui.
Closing the interactive light curtain in the live broadcast room, Hu Bugui leaned lightly, jumped off the Wangtian tree, walked to the side of the snake body that was trampled by wild elephants, frowned slightly, and said: "It's a pity, a good dish is trampled on miserably." ”
He pulled out Dolan's sword, carefully avoiding the snakeskin, and cut off the best parts of the python's corpse, which were round and white and tender, and casually ripped off the banana leaves on both sides of the river bank and wrapped them.
Only then did he raise his face to the camera and said: "The snake meat is very tender and rich in protein, so it is a good choice to stew it or stew it with ginger slices." ”
"Before I left, I had brought some compressed biscuits and canned food, but considering that we would have to climb over the cliffs to reach the bed of the Guwulu River tomorrow, I tried to keep my belongings as small as possible, so I only had a small bag of salt with me. ”
"But that's enough, there are so many treasures that nature has given us in the rainforest, and with a little care, you can find food. ”
He made a distant gesture with his hand on the pergola, a smile appeared on the corner of his lips, and said happily: "No, God's new dish, it seems that you can have a big meal tonight." ”
As the sky gets late, in the dark and deep rainforest, the complete sky can only be seen by the river, and the last golden red afterglow of the sunset is sprinkled on the sparkling water, and many tired birds and mountain birds choose to come to the river to peck water and clean their feathers at this time.
And the target of Hu Bugui is a fat pheasant covered in brown feathers, who is staring blankly at his reflection in the water, unaware of the danger that is coming.
Dolan's sword slammed into his target like an off-string arrow.
Unfortunately, the shot missed.
It just so happened that the pheasant was about to leave, but only half of its wings were cut.
"I'll go, I'm still waiting to see a hundred steps through Yang, Mr. Hu, you have spicy eyes. ”
"Is this the same person who killed the python just now?"
"You don't understand, it's hard to hit a moving object, let alone hit it at such a distance. ”
Hu Bugui was a little embarrassed, although his eyesight and strength now far exceeded ordinary people, but this hidden weapon was accurate, and he still had to practice.
The wounded pheasant flapped its wings and made a European sound, and fled with incredible speed, although it could not fly, and the speed of the flight was definitely not inferior to that of an athlete in a 100-meter sprint.
Hu Bugui chased after him and said casually: "The pheasant flies at a speed of 18 meters per second, and even if it is injured, it is difficult to catch it when fleeing on land." ”
"Mr. Hu, you are Chiguoguo's throwing pot. ”
"I can't catch up, explain a wave in advance. ”
Before the words fell, Hu Bugui had already sprinted over, picked up Dolan's sword, and easily chased after the pheasant, the blade of the sword slashed at its neck, completing the action of adding vegetables to dinner.
The questioning audience who was slapped in the face in an instant looked confused, turned around and typed and asked: "He said that what he just said was 18 m/s,, what is Mr. Hu's running speed?"
Author's note: There will be a change later, if you can't write it, you will make up tomorrow as usual.