"Stand up, hello teacher!"

"Hello students, please be seated. He Yan put the textbook on the table, and she smiled and said to the students in the audience: "I tell you a good news, your first semester in school is almost over." In addition to the final exams, the first winter break in your study process is coming soon. ”

"Thinking of the New Year's holiday, are you happy?"

"Very happy. Gu Meng was the first to answer, "This year's Chinese New Year, Mengmeng must be a super rich second generation and experience how rich people celebrate the New Year." ”

He Yan couldn't help but be slightly stunned and said, "Why does Mengmeng have such thoughts? Weren't you the second generation rich last year?"

"It's hard to put into words. Gu Meng said in an old-fashioned manner: "The year before last—uh, no, it was last year, and last year's Meng Meng still lived in Whale Sea City." During the Chinese New Year, there were two people, Dad and Mengmeng, and there were seven or eight dishes and a hot pot on the table. ”

"When there were only two people in the family in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, my father saw Meng Meng happily eating Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, and his psychological shadow was as big as two bedrooms, two living rooms, one kitchen and one bathroom. ”

It sounds like the black history of the Xiao family, and it would be bad if she continued to talk about it!

He Yan hurriedly stopped Gu Meng's self-exposed behavior: "Okay, okay, our content today is to look back on the past and look forward to the future." Meng Meng just needs to look back on this semester. ”

"The teacher wants to ask everyone, what did the students gain in the past semester, what did they lose? ”

What did you gain? What did you lose?

Gu Meng looked at Gu Yao at the same table, and she replied proudly: "Mengmeng got a mother and a sister, and also got a super big house and the title of eldest princess. Lost the old house in Whale City, in fact, it could be sold for hundreds of thousands, but Dad didn't sell it. ”

I've done my best! He Yan thought helplessly: In the end, he still didn't stop Gu Meng's behavior of exposing his black history.

"Okay, Moe Moe, please take a seat. Yaoyao, tell me, what did you gain and what did you lose?" He Yan hurriedly called the innocent Gu Yao up, hoping that she could make up for her sister's big pit.

In order to bring the topic back to the right path, He Yan said step by step: "What you get can be friendship and knowledge. Throwing away things can also be bad habits and ignorance. Yaoyao thought about it carefully. ”

"Yaoyao got Mom, Dad, Sister, Autumn Lily, Sister Ai and the big house. What Yaoyao threw away was-" Gu Yao thought about it very seriously, and said in an extremely affirmative tone: "It's the face." My sister said that Yaoyao often loses her father's face and her mother's face. ”

Gu Meng on the side lay on the table and said weakly: "What you are losing now is Mengmeng's face." ”

It's a good topic, why is it crooked for the little girl again?

He Yan had no choice but to try again: "Okay, children. This question is too difficult for you, let's change the topic, what do you want to do when you grow up?"

"Mengmeng wants to surpass her eldest cousin-" Gu Meng, who had just sat down, stood up again: "After hearing what my father said about my eldest cousin's deeds, Mengmeng felt that my eldest cousin was Mengmeng's lifelong goal." ”

He Yan couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief: I have finally brought it back to the topic, and the children now are more difficult to teach one by one.

She smiled and asked, "Why does Mengmeng want to surpass her eldest cousin, and what are you doing that is worth learning?"

"Dad said that the eldest cousin is very smart and can cheat on his father. Gu Meng said crisply, and when she talked about her wishes, the little girl's eyebrows fluttered: "She accidentally made herself an immortal, and she also brought her parents to become immortals." ”

Speaking of this, the little girl said with great spirits: "Mengmeng also wants to take her parents, mother and sister to become immortals together." ”

The temperature in Tagakure City is very low in January every year, and no matter how much you wear at this time, you rarely sweat. But after listening to Gu Meng's words again, a drop of cold sweat dripped from He Yan's forehead.

After the female teacher pondered for a long time, she asked carefully in a consultative tone: "Are you sure that the eldest cousin's family is an immortal?"

"It's really an immortal. Gu Yao added seriously on the side: "Mom said that when my eldest cousin became an immortal, she brought all the dogs in the family. My sister explained to Yaoyao that bringing a dog on it can be referred to as a dog leash, which means becoming an immortal. ”

"Dad said that my sister wouldn't be easy to take a dog. ”

He Yan almost cried: If I don't use the Internet often, I will definitely believe your explanation. A five-year-old girl, her biggest dream is to take her family with a dog, what is the world like?

With the belief of being a responsible people's teacher, He Yan didn't know how she finished this class.

Anyway, when she returned to the office after class, the first thing He Yan did was to call Gu Jiangshuang and report to her that Gu Meng had anti-social and anti-human personality tendencies.

"Teacher He, you're really joking. Gu Jiangxian explained softly on the phone: "Mengmeng is a good child, how can she have anti-human tendencies?"

"I really didn't lie to you!" He Yan found a corner where no one was, and she lowered her voice and said: "Today, Mengmeng openly declared in front of everyone that she wanted to learn from her eldest cousin and pull the whole family to heaven together. Mr. Gu, I can't say much about your family. I just want to ask, is the eldest cousin Meng Meng said really something?"

Gu Jiangxian was silent for a while, and she suddenly laughed: "Hahahaha, that's not wrong." I didn't expect my daughter's ambition to be small - hey, Teacher He, I want to explain it to you first. ”

"Mengmeng's eldest cousin is a super genius, and she is alive and well now. Mengmeng takes her as an example and sets goals for herself. As for becoming an immortal or something, I think she probably wants to say that if a person gains the Tao, the chicken and dog ascend to heaven. She's supposed to be joking with you, I'm sorry our girl bothered you too much. ”

Hearing Gu Jiangxian's explanation, He Yan finally breathed a sigh of relief: "I see, it's me who thinks too far, I'm sorry." Then it's okay, I won't disturb Mr. Gu's work. ”

Hanging up the phone, He Yan looked at her watch: there are still three minutes before the class bell is called.

Anyway, there is not much time, so I just go straight to class. She turned around and walked briskly toward the classroom.

As soon as she walked to the back door, she heard Gu Meng telling stories to other classmates inside.

"Look at these photos, this is the Old Summer Palace, known as the Garden of Ten Thousand Gardens. This is a bird's-eye view of Xiangshan taken by Meng Meng, and this is the big water method that has not been burned. This is a corner of Wanshou Mountain and Jingyi Garden photographed by Yaoyao. Because of lack of time, Meng Meng didn't find Fat Tiger Park. ”

"When Meng Meng entered through the main gate of the Old Summer Palace, perhaps because it was robbed by the British and French forces a few months ago, it was still heavily guarded. In order to be able to go in and set fire, Meng Meng really took a lot of effort. Although there is a good cute and cute system designed by his father, this palace still defeated many Ouchi masters. ”

After entering, Meng Meng found that it was a coincidence that Liang Jiahui, who played Emperor Xianfeng, was also there. So Meng Meng rushed up to him and punched and kicked him, and threw him directly into the lake to be sober and sober. ”

"You see this is the torch prepared by Meng Meng and her sister, and this photo is Meng Meng's arson scene - look, how chic Meng Meng is in setting fire! This is the arson scene of her sister. This is a panorama of the burning of the Old Summer Palace. ”

"With this evidence, others will ask you again in the future, who burned the Old Summer Palace? Do you know how to answer?"

"I don't know. All the children shook their heads in unison.

"Are you so unenlightened?" Gu Meng had an expression of hatred that iron could not be made of steel: "It's really for nothing that I gave you so much to eat Zhuji Dan." Listen, everyone, in our world history, the Anglo-French alliance and the Eight-Nation alliance have burned the Old Summer Palace. ”

"But in the history of other planes, there is a Old Summer Palace that Meng Meng and her sister burned with their hands. ”