Chapter 19: A Chinese Ghost Story's Extraordinary Path
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Chapter 19: A Chinese Ghost Story's Extraordinary Path
After a short time, the three of them arrived at the upstairs guest room. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
There was only one room upstairs, and although it was one room, it was very spacious, seventy or eighty square meters. On a table made of plywood sat a box of biscuits, moldy and spoiled.
Yue curiously paced a few steps and said, "The house is a little smaller, and it is not decorated, it is still a cement floor, I ...... Very angry!"
"Lao Yue, you should be content! If you want to be in the capital, just such a house, at least ten thousand taels of silver!"
"Housing prices in Beijing are so cheap?"
"Stop nagging!" Xiao Qian cleaned up briefly and said softly, "Caichen, it seems that we are going to live here tonight." ”
"Yes," Xing Wuneng sat on the edge of the bed, "It seems that the three of us are going to squeeze on this small bed tonight!"
"What do you think, you guy!" Xiao Qian pouted, "You don't pee and look in the mirror, I'm sorry!"
"Is there a connection between peeing and looking in the mirror?" Xing Wuneng was stunned.
Xiao Qian's face sank: "Get out!"
Xing Wuneng was even more stunned: "Where are you going?"
Yue Curious said coldly: "You sleep downstairs, by the way, roast a suckling pig and bring it up, be fast!" Xing Wuneng responded, walked a few steps, and suddenly turned around: "Old Yue, why should I listen to you?"
"Don't you remember? I'm your immediate boss! As a soldier, you have to obey the arrangement and obey the command!"
"That being said, but ......"
"Get out!" Yue looked curious.
The more Xing Wuneng thought about it, the more angry he became, and muttered as he walked: "Who let the family be a twelve-grade guard with a knife, alas, the official and the first rank crushed the cow to death!"
After he went downstairs, Xiao Qian asked, "Caichen, aren't you a collector, how did you become someone's top boss?"
Yue Curious smiled indifferently: "There is a gap between reality and ideals. However, as long as we make unremitting efforts, our dreams will eventually be realized. He walked over and pushed open the window, looking at the boundless moonlight, and suddenly felt some emotion in his heart.
Xiaoqian asked again, "What are you looking at?"
"The moon is hazy, the birds are hazy, the smoke and rain are wet, the grass by the green river, the geese are in the woodtops, the smoke locks the heavy building, and the wind is blazing outside the window. ”
Xiao Qian's face was happy: "You are also a fan of Aunt Qiong Yao? Your knowledge must be very high, can you write poems?" Yue Curious smiled slightly: "What I am best at is writing poems for you and doing impossible things for you." ”
"Great!"
"Don't worship brother, brother is just a legend. He thought for a moment and said, "Ten miles of Pinghu is full of frost, and every inch of green silk is sorrowful; ”
"Wow, this poem is so romantic and meaningful!"
"It's nothing, I can write 80 poems a day like this. ”
Xiao Qian's beautiful eyes immediately gave a look of adoration: "Let's have another song, okay?"
Yue thought for a moment and said, "The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground; ”
Xiao Qian pouted: "Wrong." ”
Yue was stunned curiously: "What?"
Xiaoqian said: "This poem should be like this. Walk into a room with walls on all sides, look down at mice, look up at cockroaches. ”
Yue curiously struck and said, "Amazing!"
Xiao Qian said: "I don't think this poem has a far-reaching artistic conception and a long aftertaste, and the thoughts are not very mature, and there is no texture of points, lines, and surfaces." ”
"If you can recognize this, it means that your mind is already very three-dimensional. This has been the case since ancient times, people who write good poems never say that their poems are well written, and they are very low-key. ”
"That makes sense. My poems are so good, but I never say that my poems are well written, I am very humble. Cai Chen, your literary style is not much worse than mine. Xiao Qian suddenly said, "What else will you do?"
Yue said curiously: "Anything is fine." ”
Xiao Qian groaned: "That...... How about you improvise a song lyrics?"
"Come on, listen. Yue curiously shook his head and read, "At the beginning of people, the nature is good; Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou, Wu, Zheng Wang; If you learn without thinking, you will be reckless, and if you don't learn, you will perish; the road is long, and I will go up and down to seek; Thirty merits, fame, dust and earth, 8,000 miles of roads, clouds and moons; the rivers and mountains are picturesque, and there are many heroes at one time." ”
"What a song "Like a Dream Order"!" Xiao Qian's beautiful eyes were rippling with the light of worship.
"It's all scratching the surface, it's not worth mentioning. Yue said curiously, "I won't tell you, I can also write novels." ”
Xiao Qianxi said: "You are so powerful?"
Yue smiled curiously, "Have you ever watched "Meat Futon"?"
"I've seen the 3D version and I love it. You know, this book is so exciting and bloody, I can't control my passion when I read it!"
Yue was curious and said indifferently: "This is what I wrote." ”
Xiaoqian said "oh": "So, you're a writer?"
"No, I'm writing web novels. I am called the 'Three Heroes' along with Mu Zimei and Sister Furong. However, this was all a long time ago, so I won't mention it. ”
Xiao Qian looked at him blankly, suddenly twisted his thighs fiercely, and shouted, "You are simply a cultural person!"
Yue Qian waved his hand: "Calm! I have always followed a principle, that is, humility makes people progress. Actually, I'm a writer. ”
"That's right. Immediately afterwards, Xiao Qian suddenly asked a very realistic question, "How old are you?"
Yue said curiously: "I have spent nineteen years in vain. ”
Xiaoqian asked again: "Have you got a marriage certificate?"
Yue shook his head curiously: "I don't have a lover yet!"
Xiao Qianxiu frowned: "You are such an excellent person, how can you not have a girlfriend?"
"If you have a girlfriend, you have to buy a house, if you buy a house, you are afraid that you will become a house slave, if you get married, you are afraid that you will be sorry for your wife, if you don't get married, you will be sorry for yourself, if you have children, you will not be able to raise them, and if you don't have children, you are worried that you will have nothing to rely on. Alas, I'm so entangled!"
"Caichen, you don't have to worry about it, I'm willing to marry you. ”
"But I don't have a house!"
"It doesn't matter," Xiao Qian said, "as long as there is a snail dwelling." Oh, I think this place is very good, the windows are bright and clean, the environment is quiet, although it is dilapidated, but it is also a villa!"
"Do you really think so?" Yue was curious and pleased with the color.
"Uh-huh. Xiao Qian looked out the window and said leisurely, "This place is full of spring flowers, there are mountains, rivers, and biscuits, listen to music, talk about literature, you can eat meat, and you can fall in love, it's good!"
"Good words!" Yue smiled curiously, "Are you really willing to be a bride who can marry without spending money?"
"I want to do it!"
Yue was curious and smirked twice: "I'm really a good fortune......! Take off your pants and go to bed!"
Xiao Qian's face turned red, and she replied shyly: "I'...... I can't wait!"
"Can't wait, but have to wait. "Suddenly heard a human.
The two turned around in horror, only to see Xing Wuneng walking up from the staircase with a steaming wild boar in his arms.
He threw the boar to the ground and said with a smile: "Let's try my craft first, how about it?" You see, this pig hair is still there, absolutely authentic, absolutely original!"
Yue Curious pulled out Xing Wuneng's waist knife, cut off one-fifth of the pig's tail, and said, "Old Xing, add two or two bean sprouts, stir-fry four vegetables, and eat and drink by yourself!"
Xing Wuneng opened his mouth wide, but he couldn't speak.
Yue was curious and frowned: "What's the matter?" Xiao Qian said: "Give him a little more, he is still young and has a lot of food." ”
Yue Curious gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, cutting off the entire pig's tail: "It's all for you, take it! Look, I'm still embarrassed, I can't eat it, just carry it." Go down and keep an eye on the door. ”
Xing Wuneng took the pig's tail and went downstairs with a sad face.
Xiao Qian looked at the ripe wild boar on the ground and smiled: "Caichen, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat this pig in one go, it's normal for a woman to have a small amount of food, you are not allowed to make fun of it." ”
Yue smiled curiously: "Don't be afraid, isn't there still me, can't the two of us finish eating a pig?" I don't believe in this evil!"
After a long time, Yue curiously wiped the oil stain on his mouth, rubbed his hand on his clothes again, and then said, "Let's get into bed!"
Xiao Qian looked at his ** upper body, her eyes widened, and her eyes showed an unbelievable color: "Caichen, I didn't expect you to be so strong! Look, you have four-pack abs!"
Yue Curious smiled faintly: "Ordinary people only need to train one abdominal muscle, which is very great, but I want to exercise four-pack abdominal muscles." I insist on doing more than 20 sit-ups every year, and let me tell you, my brother is not training muscles, but perseverance. ”
Xiao Qian shouted, "You are such a cow!"
Yue said curiously: "I am a cow, I ...... Go to bed, right?"
Xiao Qian said happily: "Okay, I'm here!"
"Hey, don't worry, I haven't prepared for Lisuo yet!" There was a hint of panic in Yue's curious voice that couldn't be concealed.
Before long, a woman's low moans and the creaking of the bed could be heard in the darkness. Clever ones, you know what's going on here. But you'd better not think about it. Otherwise, the face will be red and the heart will beat.
Suddenly, there was a "click" sound.
It turned out that the bed board was in disrepair and decayed, and it couldn't stand the toss like the sky falling apart, and the two fell to the ground. However, the two of them did not stop working together.
I don't know how long it took, a round of red sun smiled and jumped up the mountain, and it was bright all around. The weather is fine and the birds are singing.
Yue Curious got up from the "ruins", rubbed his red and swollen eyelids, turned his head to look out the window, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and before he could get dressed, he rushed over and blocked the window with his naked body, and shouted: "Xiaoqian, you quickly hide in the ashes, don't let the sun shine on you." Otherwise, you'll be gone!"
After a while, I didn't listen to Xiaoqian's answer. Yue was stunned and turned around, but saw her sitting on the ground with a smile, her eyes full of tenderness, and said, "Caichen, you are so cool, I like it so much." ”
Yue looked curiously at Xiao Qian, who was naked with a carcass, and unconsciously drooled again.
Xiao Qian was slightly stunned: "What, you don't believe it?" Okay, you come and touch me to see if I'm a human or a ghost." ”
"Okay—" Yue jumped over curiously.
Just as his hand was about to touch Xiao Qian's chest, the sound of ping-pong fighting, noisy footsteps, almost inaudible gasps, screams, blood splashes, heads falling to the ground, and hooligan whistles sounded downstairs.
It seems that the fight downstairs is very tragic!