Chapter Twenty-Eight: Happy Birthday

"The rise and fall of the country, the husband is responsible?"

After listening to Qian Duo's narration, Director Dai Cheng repeated Gu Wen's plagiarized words with great interest, and said with a smile:

"It seems that this Gu Wen may really be a loyal and righteous man. However, he offended several noble young masters in the capital at once, and he was afraid that he would have a hard time in the future?"

Qian Duo bowed his head and replied, "Yes, Director." ”

Dai Cheng touched his glorious chin: "Team Leader Qian, do you think I should protect him?"

Qian Duo still bowed his head and said, "I still ask the director to decide for himself." ”

Dai Cheng smiled: "You are so cunning when you have a lot of money." A group of young masters who came to the front line to mix military merits have a meal, and it is worth reporting in such detail?"

Qian Duo raised his head and said, "The director has seen thousands of miles. ”

Dai Cheng picked up the secret report on the table and looked at it: "According to the investigation of the Binhai Military Statistics Bureau, the blood trough invented by Gu Wen was tried in the Marine Corps of the Eastern Naval Regiment, and the lethality of the fishmen increased by 5%. ”

"This credit is enough for Gu Wen to be promoted to captain. It's a pity that just one captain is not worth the hardship of our Military Statistics Bureau and the three millennium noble families. ”

"Unless, Gu Wen makes another contribution, as long as he accumulates merit to lieutenant colonel. A lieutenant colonel is worth our shot. ”

"Yes!

Somewhere in the Xixing Garden at the back of the Hot Spring Pass, Yu Feiquan kicked away the young foot-washing girl in a transparent suit:

"Damn, why is Hot Spring Pass like this? There is also that Gu Wen who doesn't know how to lift, and Zhang Wenyuan who swept my face. Wait, I want them to look good. ”

On the side, Han Dingshan lay comfortably and enjoyed a foot massage, closed his eyes and said, "Yu Laosan, you are still so breathless." This incident shows that Nian Xiaobai is jealous of your relationship with Long Shao, and is deliberately manipulating you. ”

"With a country boy, and with the local marshal, even if you barely win, you will lose a lot of points in Long Shao's mind. ”

"What should I do then? Han Lao Liu, we are brothers who grew up in a courtyard, your Han family is the best at pretending to be innocent in front of you, stabbing behind your back, and giving you an idea?

"Forget it, how is it possible? Yu Laosan, you have to remember that we, a group of thousand-year-old nobles, can do without anything, but we can't lose face. If you lose face once, you will never get it back. ”

"You must use the relationship you use to subdue Zhang Wenyuan and take the initiative to hand over Gu Wen to you. Do you want him to be flat or round, not just a casual one?"

"Okay, that's it!" Yu Feiquan left happily.

Han Dingshan gently rubbed the hollow massage of the little girl's plump buttocks, making it flat and round, and whispered half-asleep: "A group of fools..."

Gu Wen sat on the bed with a sad face, exposed the right half of his shoulder, poured half a bottle of safflower oil and rubbed it repeatedly on his neck with his left hand. While sighing, he said: "Pretending to be B was struck by lightning, this is an unquestionable truth." Just borrowed such a sentence, those old ruffians almost didn't shoot my shoulder bone into a comminuted fracture. ”

"Since ancient times, there have been many rights and wrongs of 2B, and we have to think of a way to do it quickly. ”

"Originally, I walked the crushing stream, but unfortunately the main profession was locked, and level 29 is really inferior to ants in the eyes of this group of rich and handsome people who have soaked in the elixir. ”

"Anyway, how is this consultant profession going to be triggered? Let's bury a hole for a clue, right? The author won't be able to Kavin, right?"

"When it comes to leaving the team today, I seem to be a little inspired, so I look for a chance to try it. ”

"But now it's not urgent, so we have to find a big backer first. Marshal Zhang was fooled by me and helped block the gun, but it seems that the warlords in this place are not on the same level as the Central Army. ”

"What should I do?"

Gu Wen was a little at a loss to check his hole cards:

Advisor: Grade, you retain the skills of a senior advisor in your previous life, but there is no assessment of this profession in this life, and you cannot view and apply this profession unless it is officially recognized by the world;

Chef: At level 29, your level is locked by the main level, and your experience is being halved.

Poet: Level 14, although you can only memorize 300 Tang poems, but there is no problem with mixing the title of poet.

Musician: Level 12, if you don't throw the guitar away in your third year of college, you can have at least 8 more levels.

Maker: Level 19, your invention has been slightly recognized by the world, keep up the good work, the world is yours.

Warrior: At level 29, your level is locked by the main level, and your experience is being halved. But still say: give up, your fighting talent is just two words: what a scumbag!) )

XX: XX level, there are still many hidden professions waiting for you to discover, work hard, boy!

Talents: Rank Superior. Level 1: "Stealing beams for pillars". This allows you to swap a higher class class with another one. Swap time: once a day, 15 minutes each time. This talent can be upgraded to the next level, which is called Grafting, and requires a maximum class level of 30. ”

"The profession of consultant is a dead knot. As long as it is unlocked, not only will the warrior and the chef immediately break through level 30, but they will also awaken the second-level talent 'Shifting Trees', which literally means that the two levels can be stacked?

"Then my warrior level can rise to more than level 60, but even if I can jump to level 60, I won't be able to take advantage of this group of nobles. ”

"Even if you barely survive this wave, you still have to fight with them. Oh, I don't have a dad to spell. ”

"What should I do? Do you just surrender and become a cook for someone else? This kind of joke with no lower limit, the concubine can't do it. No, you have to find a thick and strong golden thigh. ”

Suddenly, Gu Wen saw a message that he had ignored: "Maker, level 19!"

"The last time it was escalated, it was because the blood tank was favored by the Military Statistics Bureau. Military Statistics Bureau, military commander, 'You ride the car, I wear a hat'. Although the reputation in Blue Star is too stinky, it goes straight to the sky.

"Who does this world belong to? It belongs to you, to me, to Emperor Xiang of our Great Chu State. These are super thick legs with diamonds. That's it. ”

"By the way, there is another very important thing that I almost forgot, tomorrow I will be sixteen years old in this life, and I will dig hahaha when I am an adult. ”

Today, Chef Gu mysteriously asked Ximen Xi to sell four velvet swan eggs, and then hid in the kitchen and began to tinker.

I saw him pour the egg whites into an iron basin, put a lot of sugar and a little salt, and began to beat the egg whites with three chopsticks.

The outstanding strength and agility of the level 29 warrior allowed Gu Wen's hand speed to exceed 5000APM, and one could fight ten WAR3 world champions. It takes less than two minutes to beat the egg whites into brushed cream.

Then put the egg yolk into the second iron basin, put two spoons of pond, 3 spoons of flour, and 6 spoons of milk from Qingyan cow. Stirring, frantic stirring.

Then apply oil to a baking sheet, dish the dough into a column, drizzle with egg white cream and place in the oven

When it is baked, put on the fruits and 16 small candles. Gu Wen's 16th birthday cake is ready.

Gu Wen lit all the candles, closed his eyes and sang the birthday song by himself:

"Happy Birthday Pig You~ Happy Birthday Pig You ~ Happy Birthday Pig ~ Happy Birthday Pig ~ Happy Birthday Pig ~ Happy Birthday!"

Then make a wish to:

"I wish me to stay away from trouble, I wish I a successful job transfer, I wish my organs are complete after the war, and I wish the heroine to appear as soon as possible!"

Then Gu Wen opened his eyes and puffed out his mouth to blow out the candle.

Suddenly, a crisp and pleasant voice asked, "What are you doing?

As soon as Gu Wen turned his head, he saw - a trouble, a big trouble.

A two-dimensional girl, her hair is black and straight to her waist, her eyes are crooked, her eyes are bright, her nose is small, her mouth is pink, her chin is pointy, she is petite, her legs are slender, her front is flat, and her back is narrow, her skin is tender and white, her fingers are thin, and her fragrance is delicate, she wears a pink dress, and she wears a small gold crown on her head.

Such a girl is a princess in fairy tales, a princess in comics, a princess in cartoons, and that's all good. But she is also a princess in reality, and she just stood against Chef Gu's flour-stained sleeves, staring curiously at the birthday cake. She's a big problem.

Big trouble, no, the little princess turned her talking super big eyes to Gu Wen, and continued to ask, "It's so fragrant, what are you doing? Why have I never seen it? Why do you have to put a candle on it? Can you eat a candle?"

Gu Wen covered his forehead: "The contemptible surname is Gu Mingwen, and the young lady has your surname?"

The little princess giggled and said, "My surname is Xiang, and I can't tell you my name." ”

Sure enough, Gu Wen instantly had a splitting headache.

According to daily life, the next thing is a love that crosses class and time and space is born: a country boy from Duntou Village fell in love with the little Lori princess of the Great Chu Empire because of a piece of cake.

Then the country boy began to explode, explode, explode, and rise to 50 levels in a month, become a real person in one year, become an immortal in two years, and become a saint in three years, and finally the little Lori finally matured and became edible, becoming a glorious part of the country boy's big X palace.

For such a daily life, Gu Wen can only say: Brother, you think too much. Tell the story of Alexandre Dumas to a 13-year-old girl, how hungry and thirsty do you have to be to do such an animal.

However, she is indeed a big problem. Look at the black-clothed waiter standing behind her who looks like a dried walnut, and then look at the eyes of the Long Shao Five, who is standing far away, and more of the burning fire of youth. Omega!

Gu Wen sighed, sure enough, it was not reliable to make a wish or something, I only hoped that the third article would not be "realized".

"It's a birthday cake. I'm turning 16 today and want to celebrate myself alone. ”

"Okay, happy birthday, I can have a birthday cake, right? ”

Sure enough, there will be a loss of information packets when communicating with ACG. Alone, Gu Liang, why can't you understand people's words?

Gu Wen is a tragedy.