Chapter 141: The Great Bull Who Opened His Mind

Lynch didn't dwell on this matter for long.

There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the boat is naturally straight to the bridge.

I have the time to figure out exactly what this place is.

Closing the "Great Xuanjie Benji", Lynch thought about it, and did not fly back into his pocket, but came to the top of the big cow's head and snapped his fingers at the sleeping big cow.

Da Niu's breathing suddenly stopped, then coughed a few times, and woke up from his sweet dream.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw the villain Lynch, floating in front of him.

The big bull's eyes suddenly rounded.

For a moment, he didn't know how to react.

This situation is undoubtedly a bit scary, as an adult, such as sitting up from the bed in the middle of the night, and seeing a small person in front of him, who is no more than the size of a palm, is floating in the air and looking at himself with a smile, he will probably feel furious in his heart. However, the villain image of Lynch, for a child of a few years old like Da Niu, does not cause much fear at all, but makes Da Niu feel a little novel.

"Who are you? Why are you so small?"

Da Niu shrugged his nose and asked in a daze.

"Who am I? Little one, listen to me. Lynch showed a solemn and solemn tone, "I am Yang Mei Daxian, a figure of the same generation as Hongjun, I have traveled all over the world to see you, seeing that you are young and extraordinary, I plan to mention you a little." ”

After speaking, Lynch showed a cold look, waiting for the big bull's five bodies to throw himself to the ground.

"Suck and slip. "The sound of snotting.

Da Niu tilted his head and thought for a long time, and finally asked timidly: "Hongjun... Who is it?"

Hey, is this really good, the first sentence of your textbook has the word Hongjun, how wasteful are you, you don't even have an impression of the first sentence of the textbook? I haven't read the Three Character Sutra, but now I still remember that the first few sentences are the original nature of human beings.

Lynch: "... Didn't you go to school?"

"When I went to school, the gentleman in the private school praised me for being smart. ”

"Oh?" Lynch sneered, "how did he compliment you?"

"He said, he said," Da Niu hesitated, and after a long time of careful recollection, he finally remembered, "He said that my brain is smarter than a pig." ”

"......" the corners of Lynch's mouth twitched.

"So, you don't know how to read anymore?"

"Yes, it hurts to see, Mr. said that I am so smart that I don't need to learn words. ”

"How long have you been studying?"

"It's been two years. ”

Lynch finally gave up the idea of pretending to be a big bull, this guy who couldn't even read the first sentence of a textbook after two years of school... He looked up and let out a long sigh at the roof tiles of the room.

"It seems that I still have to give you an enlightenment first. ”

......

"Why hasn't the big fool come here today. ”

Early in the morning, there were whispers on the path outside the private school.

Big fool is the name of the big cow in the private school.

Da Niu's real name is Niu Cong, but because his performance in the private school really has nothing to do with the word "Cong", after a long time, he has become the laughing stock of everyone.

Except for the child next door who still calls him by his nickname Da Niu because he has a good relationship with Niu Cong since he was a child, everyone else directly calls him a big fool.

Every morning, one of the people's favorite pastimes before the morning reading is to watch the big fool go to school.

Everyone went up to greet him and called him a big fool, Niu Cong not only did not get angry, but also smiled shyly and said thank you...

So everyone likes to gather around Niu Cong's inevitable path and enjoy this moment of IQ superiority.

It's just that things seem a little different this morning.

Everyone sat on the stone stacks next to the path for a long time, but they never saw Niu Cong.

A few children were impatient to leave, but were threatened back by the initiator of the operation, the child king.

"Don't wait, he must be sneaking away today, and he must wait until we are gone. A man said.

"Hmph, then we're going to have to wait here and see how long he can survive!"

Children are angry and often don't think too much about the consequences, so this farce ended with Mr. with a whip to drive in the group of children who were late for a stick of incense and had not yet arrived in the private school one by one.

They came to the private school with sad faces, only to find that Niu Cong had already sat in his place.

"You! why didn't we see you this morning!"

The child king felt that his authority had been challenged like never before, and he immediately shouted angrily, regardless of the fact that Mr. was behind him.

"Smack. The whip slapped him on the ass, causing him to scream in pain.

"Do you know how long it has been since the class started, and what kind of system it has become if you are still shouting like this!"

Niu Cong touched his head, lowered his voice after Mr. was far away, and said embarrassedly, "Because I changed my path today." ”

Feeling humiliated, the child king raised his fist, endured it, and put it down.

If you really want to fight, no one has ever beaten Niu Cong.

Even if it is a group fight, there is always one person who has to be bitten off a few pieces of meat by Niu Cong, and no one wants to try to see if they are the lucky ones.

So all this time, everyone has only taken advantage of verbally.

"You, we'll see!"

......

Enlightening the bull is not a joke that Lynch said casually, but an act that really needs to be put into practice.

What kind of enlightenment tea did I take in Nanshan Sect back then, yes, it was the one made of Tiancha insect feces, Lynch was impressed, although he was indifferent to this type, but after all, it was a good thing, so he also took a lot.

With enlightenment tea as the medicine introduction, more than 20 kinds of pills to help people realize the Tao are auxiliary medicines, and the core is the Nine Turns Golden Pill and the Nine Turns Soul Rejuvenation Pill of Heavenly Court.

Back then, Lin Silly exchanged it from Heavenly Court with a trace of Taixu Origin, in addition to the Hundred Furnaces and Nine Turns Soul Returning Pill, it was ten furnaces and nine turns of the Golden Pill, and at that time, the Soul Returning Pill was divided into fifty furnaces and sent out to other sects, and only five of the Nine Turns of the Golden Pill were left in Xiaoxuanzong, and later two furnaces were taken away by Lynch.

The Nine Turns Soul Restoration Pill was added by Lynch to protect the life of the bull in order to prevent his half-hung medicine concoction technique...

Except for the latter two, the amount of each pill was very large, and it was kneaded into a hodgepodge by Lynch, of course, for the "giant" of Da Niu, this was just a thumb-sized pill.

In the end, the big cow swallowed it.

I saw that Da Niu's face was blue and red, and then a slight heat erupted from his nostrils, and Lynch was a little apprehensive when he saw it, and finally shook a few times, and just fell asleep on the bed heavily.

......

Today's gentleman seems to be in a strange mood, he is not as careful as he used to be in class, and even made a few small mistakes.

These small mistakes were vaguely pointed out by Niu Cong.

Everyone was waiting to see his jokes, but they didn't expect Niu Cong to get to the point, which disappointed everyone's expectations.

Even Mr., looking at Niu Cong, his eyes changed.

The morning's homework was finally over, and by noon, everyone in the private school had taken out the rice balls prepared in advance, but Niu Cong was called out by Mr. to find a secluded place and talk about it.

"You... But you have enlightened?" said the gentleman suddenly.

There is indeed a saying among the people that becoming smart is an open-minded one, but looking at the tone of the gentleman, it seems that he actually refers to something else.

Niu Cong was stunned for a moment, "It should be... Sort of. ”

"Alas. The gentleman sighed, as if not surprised at all.

"After all, are you still going to go that way?"