Chapter 36 The reason behind the headmaster's public statement is...
This is a carriage that looks extremely extraordinary, the horse is a rare wind demon horse, the body is carved by the heavens and gold, and what is even more rare is the nine cloud patterns on the body, which represents the Jiuxiao Sect, one of the nine sects in the world.
The carriage and horses roared, and then stopped at the gate of the academy, and Lynch slowly stepped out of it.
"Dean Lin, hello. A person at the door had just come down from the flying sword, looked at Lynch, smiled and said hello.
"Elder Zhang, are you going to come to the academy to teach?" Lynch showed surprise on his face, the person who came was an elder of the Nine Heavens Sect, Zhang Tao. He usually has nothing to do, but occasionally takes charge of the relevant matters of the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, Lynch often goes to the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion to read when he is studying the method of entering the Tao with martial arts, and discusses a lot with Zhang Tao on many issues, and the relationship between the two is relatively familiar.
"That's right, I have some research on the demon language, and I served as a translator during the last demon invasion, and this time the academy opened, and I was the lecturer of the course "Basic Demon Language". ”
"Welcome, welcome. I hope you will support me in the future. ”
"Where, resisting the demon clan is a righteous thing, Dean Lin doesn't have to worry about us not cooperating with the work of the academy. ”
"Haha, what is the name of the dean, just call me Elder Lin. ”
"You kid, I think the dean's name is amazing," Zhang Tao rolled his eyes, "Calling you dean is just a matter of facts." ”
Lynch coughed dryly, "I've told you how many times I'm not small, alas, forget it, let's go in, I've never been here." ”
Walking into the academy, I have to say that the scenery of the Xianxia world is really good, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, the pavilions and pavilions are simply a good place for those young people to learn.
"You can just take a stroll around, I'll go first, the old man has been here many times when he built this place, and he has long been tired of seeing it. That is, you, the dean, are so irresponsible, and you don't even take a look at it during the construction of the college. ”
"What responsibility do I have to bear? There is a special person to manage the construction, finance, and teaching, and I, the dean, am just a nominal shopkeeper. ”
"Shake off the shopkeeper, I see, it's a mascot! Zhang Tao let out a long laugh, stepped on the flying sword and ran away.
Lynch looked at his back and pulled the corners of his mouth, "What's wrong with the mascot? Can't the mascot be very mouthful? In the previous life, there was a mascot called the giant panda in China, whose bite force was second only to the polar bear, and was on par with the brown bear, and the running speed could exceed Liu Xiang's maximum speed in the mountains at an altitude of two thousand meters, and it could climb a tree of more than 20 meters, and it could play with three or four wolves as a cushion.
"But this sword flight is really handsome, the master should study it early to see if he can use internal force to drum it out. ”
......
Next, Dean Lin will give a speech to the freshmen. ”
With his hands behind his back, Lynch slowly walked to the high platform in the center of the square and picked up the amplified spirit weapon.
"Good morning, everyone!" said Lynch, after a pause.
Silence, deathly silence in the audience.
"Hey, you don't know how to do it, there should be applause here!" Lynch looked at the group of stupid people below and roared in public.
A student in the front row raised his hand weakly, "Principal, what is the applause?" ”
Isn't there such a thing as applause in this world?
"Then how do you praise you for seeing something that is very satisfying and great?" asked Dean Lin shamelessly.
"It's stroking your hands and laughing. ”
"Oh. Lynch said that he understood, "Students, when you come to this college, the first lesson I want to give you is that in order to show respect for others, when the leader speaks, if there is a pause, you must consciously stroke your hands and smile!"
The students below nodded their heads like chickens.
"Okay, do it again. ”
"Good morning, dear students!" said Lynch, after a pause.
All the students stroked their palms and smiled.
It's really a stroking palm, the kind where two hands touch each other. And with that honeyy smile on everyone's face.
This scene is as weird as it gets.
Lynch:...... Alas, forget it, it will be.
"I've seen a lot of familiar faces among you, and of course, I'm glad to see you. ”
Many Nine Heavens Sect disciples smiled very happily, because they felt that what Elder Lin was talking about was himself.
But Lin Qi himself knew who he was talking about, and he had seen many, many disciples he had seen at the entrance of the Heavenly Court of the Great Xuan Continent.
"As we all know, the college was originally a training course jointly organized by nine sects, but it seems that everyone is very concerned about the safety of the Canglan world, the college, has been widely supported and actively participated by all walks of life, and it is precisely because of the number of applicants that there are too many, so we have to brush down a part, for the failure to successfully enroll, I am deeply sorry, for the successful admission, I would like to congratulate you on behalf of the college. ”
"But..."Lynch looked around, "Although I don't want to interfere in the enrollment matter, who can explain to me why the academy that conducts basic training for immortal cultivators in the Canglan Realm to fight against the demon clan recruits so many mortals?"
Of course, Lynch knew that this must be inseparable from the hands and feet of the Taixu Secret Realm, but first, Lynch was also very curious, how did the Taixu Secret Realm do it, after all, what did he do, after all, this is a simulated real world, and there will be no obvious logical contradictions, and secondly, this can be regarded as a kind of temptation of Lynch's Taixu Secret Realm, and he wants to know what will happen if he insists on driving them away through the dean's authority.
The general person in charge of admissions is a fat man, "It's strange to say, these mortals all entered the academy by various coincidences during the enrollment process, and originally wanted to cancel their qualifications, but considering that they should be extraordinary, they may also be able to gain some benefits to resist the demons, so they stayed in the end, and if you want to expel them now, it's okay." ”
Yes, it is very strong to use the term luck.
As for whether to be expelled, our Dean Lin thought about it for a long time, and felt that it was better to forget it, he came to play in the Void Secret Realm, not to cause trouble, and the will of the Void Secret Realm did not come to hinder him, and he had to raise the bar, doesn't this hurt?
(A certain dragon Aotian: "What, I awakened the system? In this case, sooner or later I will become stronger, so strong that even this piece of heaven cannot be pressed on my head!")
Sky:... I'm on top of you, is it my fault?)
"Forget it, meeting is fate. ”
"Bala Baraba ...... Okay, thank you, that's all I have to say. ”
After Lynch poured a large lake of chicken soup for the soul, his speech finally ended.
Stroking his palms and smiling xN.
The students below didn't remember much about Lynch's other BBs at all, but they managed to strengthen the skill of stroking their palms and laughing.
So much so that later, an external teacher came in, and when he was in class, he suddenly got stuck, and found that everyone in the class was smiling at him, and he couldn't help but feel the chrysanthemum cold, and resigned in a hurry.
Of course, that's all for later.