"It's all my father's fault," until she got in the car, Gu Meng was still complaining unrelentingly, "It's Dad who brought the blue bee to it, and he will maliciously sell the cute." ”

Gu Fan smiled very happily: "Don't frame Dad. When I hand over the legions to you, they won't do anything trickstery. The Blue Bee is obviously learning from you. ”

Gu Jiangxian watched and listened to the conversation between the father and daughter, and she asked curiously: "Big Silver Bull, do you know what happened? I've never seen my father so angry! What trouble did Mengmeng do?"

"Mengmeng didn't get into trouble," the little girl protested dissatisfiedly: "Mengmeng just used a bloody fact to educate Xiao Hao, people must rely on themselves, others can't be relied on." After all, not every child's father is called Gu Fan. ”

Don't forget to pour me ecstasy soup now? Gu Fan felt funny in his heart: Girl, you underestimate Daddy's immunity too much!

He was determined to put on the appearance of a majestic father, and let his daughter know what a strict father's anger was: "Do you still want to play sloppy with your father? Daddy would never let anyone slander my daughter!"

Dad's words made Gu Meng's eyes light up, and the little girl immediately said crisply: "Here's the thing, on the second day of Mengmeng's study, I saw Xiao Hao frowning sadly at a summer vacation homework." ”

I can't help but say that Xiao Hao's last summer vacation was very pleasant. Therefore, it is normal to forget to write summer homework.

The head teacher Xie Zhiqing saw Xiao Dong's face and believed Xiao Hao's excuse that he didn't bring his homework book when he traveled abroad. But he asked Xiao Hao to use his spare time to make up for all the missing homework.

Fate was a rare fair to Xiao Hao - how much fun Xiao Hao had during the summer vacation, how painful the process of making up for summer homework after school started.

The little girl on the second day of school, when she was wandering around the school at noon, happened to witness the process of Xiao Hao's crazy homework.

In order to catch up with the progress of his homework, he even paid his classmates to ghostwrite.

"After understanding the cause and effect of the incident, Meng Meng pointed out Xiao Hao's mistake at that time, how can you find a gunman for homework?" Gu Meng said righteously, her face was full of seriousness: "This is not right!"

But Xiao Hao didn't listen to Mengmeng's criticism, and planned to be opportunistic. So Meng Meng helped him finish his homework, so that he wouldn't go further and further down the wrong path of paying for a gunman. ”

Okay, my girl will actually convince people with virtue?

Gu Fan couldn't help but laugh and said, "You help Xiao Hao finish his homework, so he has no reason to spend money to hire a gunman, right?"

"Dad is so smart, he guessed Mengmeng's idea at once. The little girl nodded violently like a chicken pecking rice.

Sure enough, his own daughter, Gu Fan couldn't help but sigh in his heart: When I was adventuring on the Evolution Road back then, I also adhered to the practice of killing all the patrols when I infiltrated - as long as I killed all the witnesses before the enemy raised the alarm, no one would find out that I was sneaking in secretly.

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In the living room of the Xiao family on the top floor of the Chongyue Building, Gu Fan was talking in front of everyone.

There are a lot of people here today, not only Xiao Bailang's family of three, but also Xiao Hao's homeroom teacher Xie Zhiqing, Gu Meng's homeroom teacher He Yan, Jin Jianguo and his son Jin Shen.

"That's the way it is. Gu Fan told the story he heard from his daughter in front of everyone.

"As for the matter of the boy's urine boiled eggs and chicken legs, it is purely false. ”

Speaking of this, a strange look appeared on the faces of every adult present, and Gu Fan pretended not to see everyone's embarrassment: "I have a video of Tian Yin's time-honored lo-mei shop in my hand, and I can clearly see Xiao Hao's record of buying chicken legs every time from the video." ”

This piece of evidence can prove Xiao Hao's innocence. And the essay written by Meng Meng is just the artistic processing of the little girl, and it can't be linked to any real thing. ”

Although the truth of the matter has been revealed, everyone present has different expressions.

Anyway, after watching the video evidence, Xie Zhiqing breathed a heavy sigh of relief: he no longer had to be disgusted by eating chicken.

"I'm really angry," Xiao Bailang looked at Xiao Hao with hatred: "You stinky boy, you actually ask someone to write your homework on your behalf? What's even more infuriating is that your level is not as good as the cuteness of the first grade." ”

"From tomorrow onwards, your pocket money will be halved and halved! All the money saved will be used to hire a tutor until your grades are raised. ”

Xiao Hao's drooping head reluctantly responded.

He Yan squatted in front of the little girl, with a look of surprise on her face: "Don't be afraid, good boy, the teacher is not here to criticize you." I've seen the homework you wrote for Xiao Hao, and it's basically all right. Who taught you those third-grade things?"

The little girl immediately turned around and pointed at Gu Fan with her little finger: "Dad taught them at home." ”

Gu Fan glared at his daughter on the side: "But I didn't teach you to dig a pit and make a whole person, such a disgusting material as a boy's urine boiled eggs, you can figure it out." ”

"That's the knowledge that Meng Meng reads on the Internet. The little girl who was criticized replied unhappily, "Meng Meng also wants to protest the gender discrimination in the intangible cultural heritage catalog, why are there only boiled eggs in the urine of the child, and there are no boiled eggs in the urine of the virgin?

Virgin urine boiled eggs?The cute brain hole and curiosity seem to have broken through the sky.

Gu Fan thought about it carefully: This thing is probably only liked by lolita and gentlemen, right? Folk rumors say that the boy's eggs will not suffer from heat stroke, and the virgin's eggs may have the effect of not being afraid of the cold.

Forget it, now is not the time to be cranky, Meng Meng is still waiting for your answer.

Gu Fan patiently said to his daughter, "Why are you asking this?"

The little girl said crisply: "Xiao Hao's essay "Remember a Meaningful Thing", its copyright belongs to Meng Meng. When Meng Meng grows up and is in the third grade, he can change his face and write a cute version of the father and the virgin egg essay, saving time and effort. ”

As soon as Gu Meng's words came out, it immediately caused a burst of laughter.

Even Jin Jianguo, who has always kept a straight face, showed a rare smile at this moment: "Although he is young, his filial piety is commendable." ”

He Yan burst into tears with laughter: "Good boy, you have a lot of ideas." The teacher will look forward to the day when you will be in the third grade and will give you a correction in your essay. ”

Xiao Bailang, who originally trained his son with a straight face, couldn't hold back anymore at the moment: "Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death." ”

The anger he had just gathered was dissipated by Gu Meng's innocent words.

He smiled and looked at Gu Jiangxian: "Did you see the frost girl? If you want me to say, your daughter is not a little bit stronger than you back then." It's a lot harder to be a dad for her than it is for you. The virgin urine boiled eggs, and she could figure it out!"

Gu Jiangxian couldn't cry or laugh at the moment: "How can I have so many wonderful ideas? When she plays tricks on people, she doesn't care who the other party is." Kid her father, you know it's wrong now, right?"

Girl, you did it on purpose! You must do it on purpose!

Gu Fan looked at her innocent daughter helplessly, with mixed feelings in her heart: just because I stopped her plan to escape the trial and let her come here to be interrogated by the three sessions, she was thinking about dragging me into the water.

The little girl's revenge is so heavy, one sentence turned me into the laughing stock of everyone, and I can't scold her yet.

"It doesn't matter if you don't have a virgin egg," Xiao Hao said with a sly smile: "If Mengmeng wants to cook a child's egg for her brother-in-law to eat, Jin Shen and I are willing to help for free." ”

Gu Meng glanced at the two of them with extreme disdain: "Mengmeng doesn't want your help." By the time Meng Meng is in the third grade, you will both be ten years old. It is said on the Internet that a child is a child whose age is in the single digits, and you two old boys go aside. ”

"It's okay, for the sake of my brother-in-law's body. Xiao Hao slapped his chest with a bang: "I can start making raw material reserves today, Jin Shen, are you right?"

Listening to the nonsense of a few bear children and feeling the playful eyes of the people around him, Gu Fan suddenly felt deep regret: Which logic area was wrong at that time? Why did I bring my daughter to participate in the three sessions?

Facts have proved that the cute demon king really lives up to his reputation.

Girl, Daddy is convinced!Ahh