Chapter 55: Come on, you're awesome!
For many years, to be precise, for many generations, radio has been trying to twist and train listeners in a variety of ways in pursuit of storytelling, but listeners have slowly figured out the position that radio likes in the process of being trained again and again.
For example, whether it likes Jasbond or Durex, whether it will do foreplay before going in, whether it drinks a bowl of raw egg liquid or two cans of Red Bull before doing things, whether it resists or pretends to be comfortable and panders to it............
The stronger the listener, the more times they are tuned, the more they will naturally understand the broadcast, and from a physical point of view, the role of the audience is almost mutual. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
This woman, daring to enter the land of the Tao at this time, the closest place to the broadcast, is actually based on a kind of understanding of the broadcast, first, Xu Fugui has left here, the guardian who has been lying here for twenty years is not only a BUG for the curious babies in the West, but also a BUG for the strong people in the East who have been eager to enter the Land of the Tao for a peek.
But when Xu Fugui unloaded his armor and returned to the field and left here, this woman came, because she was very sure that the broadcast would turn a blind eye, otherwise she would not dare to do this if she was given ten more dares, even if it was Su Yuhang, the two of them, until now they are still living in a certain shadow, and they dare not swagger out of the market, which is enough to show that even at their level, broadcasting is still an existence that needs to be feared.
But standing in Su Bai's position, there are some grievances and unfairness, broadcasting for his own purposes and habits, turning a blind eye when the rules allow, women need to come in and steal a few tombstones to go back to enlightenment in order to break through the last pass, but Su Bai must bear the bitter consequences of the tacit understanding between the broadcast and the woman.
Of course Su Bai is unwilling to do this kind of thing, his surname is "Su", not "Lei".
Before, the woman seemed to have been a little regretful that she didn't see Su Bai get sick, she originally thought that Su Bai was really self-cultivation, or rather, she thought that the cruelty and high pressure of reality slowly smoothed out Su Bai's edges and corners, or maybe it was her own strength that made Su Bai feel powerless, or she thought that Su Bai had realized that the reason why he was able to survive repeatedly and willfully before, luck accounted for a large component, but a person's survival can not always be based on illusory luck, and in the end it always comes down to rationality。
But the woman found that she was wrong, very wrong, and when Su Bai stood in the yellow spring and waved the lid of the coffin with her hand, the woman even felt her heart twitch silently at this time.
This is definitely not love at first sight but heartbeat, but because Su Bai's actions at this time are completely pulling the two of them to the funeral together!
Yes, she is a thief, but she has the acquiescence of the master's family, but this is an unspoken rule, that is, both parties understand and have a tacit understanding, but once it is put on the table, she is the sinner who steals the broadcast things, Su Bai is guilty of deliberately destroying the tombstone as a guardian, but she is a thief, when the broadcast has to be pulled into the sun and follow the normal logic, she will probably be directly pulled into a story world by the broadcast to suppress and exterminate, and then her inheritance and power will be broadcast as nourishment for cabbage, so that the rest of the low-level listeners can enter this story world to try to receive her inheritance and strengthening。
Women have worked hard for so long, worked hard for so long, and even tortured themselves for so long at this juncture, but not to be!
Perhaps, everyone's first reaction to mental illness is unreal, because most people are not used to a person who does not act according to everyone's normal thinking logic and values.
People at the end of the Ming Dynasty were very disdainful and incomprehensible when they looked at the Manchu people with money rat tails on their heads, but at the end of the Qing Dynasty, people also looked at the revolutionary parties who deliberately cut their braids.
"I'm willing to go out here, not take it out. The woman took a deep breath, she felt that she had already made a concession, even if it was inconvenient to visit the place of enlightenment, but she had to do it, otherwise if she took the tombstone away from the place of enlightenment with her front foot, and Su Bai smashed the tombstone here with her back foot, then she would definitely be killed by this mental illness!
Enlightenment in the place of enlightenment, just like a thief who eats and lives in the master's house every day, even if the master has a good cultivation and temper, he will not be able to restrain his anger, this choice is equivalent to making the woman's understanding of the tombstone greatly reduced, but now, she can only choose to take a step back first.
Su Bai looked at the woman, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
The woman's expression regained her indifference, and in front of Su Bai, she regressed, which made her a little unhappy, in fact, even if she took away the tombstone, Su Bai's punishment was just that the task in the next story world would be more difficult, and the broadcast would not put him to death, but this guardian, with a sense of responsibility, was too strong.
"Do you think you are wronged?" Su Bai stretched out his hand and pointed at the woman, asking suspiciously.
"An elephant retreats in front of an ant. The woman replied indifferently, she didn't need to hide her attitude in front of Su Bai, she hadn't done the slightest hiding since she entered here, because Su Bai was not a person of the same level as her, and she didn't need to care about his feelings.
"Oh. ”
Su Bai answered, seemingly noncommittal, but soon, Su Bai picked up the lid of the coffin again and smashed it against the tombstone in front of him.
"Boom!"
A deafening roar echoed around the Yellow Spring, and the tombstone itself began to tremble.
Because of the jade seal, because of the woman who violated the rules and intruders, Su Bai could mobilize the power of the jade seal at this time, and with the blessing of the jade seal, even if the tombstones left by these bigwigs could not resist at all in front of Su Bai.
Here are the rules,
That's the rules that radio has set here!
Therefore, Su Bai didn't need to be like a woman while transporting the tombstone while suppressing the soul imprint left by the bigwigs inside.
"You ............"
The woman couldn't understand Su Bai's behavior, she had obviously regressed, she had already retreated, and even her own concession could completely free Su Bai from the punishment of this incident, but Su Bai still continued to smash the tombstone without any scruples.
The woman had already sensed the trembling of the soul imprint in that tombstone, if Su Bai smashed it again, this tombstone would have cracks, and once the cracks appeared, it would mean that the Dao in the tombstone had been destroyed!
The corners of Su Bai's mouth were still smiling, he seemed to be resting, and it seemed like he was accumulating the strength of the next swing, because his physical condition was not very good now, so he really needed to rest.
"Do you think you have regressed? Do you think you have been wronged? Do you think I am unreasonable?" Su Bai asked continuously, and then the smile on his face became more obvious, "What I want is not your concession, but from the time you appeared in front of me until now, your feeling of pretending to be forced has made me really unhappy, very unhappy." ”
"Are you threatening me?" The woman looked at Su Bai levelly, at this moment, the woman's emotions that had been disturbed by Su Bai's bombardment of the tombstone calmed down, and she was naturally unwilling to be pinched by Su Bai, which was not in line with her style.
However, Su Bai didn't care at all whether the woman suddenly became tough, he just said what he wanted to say,
"In your heart, you've been thinking about whether the broadcast will be unhappy, thinking about whether you will be unhappy,
You've never thought about whether I, the guardian, will be upset. ”
The woman's eyes narrowed slightly.
"But it's a pity, Lao Tzu is really unhappy!" Su Bai's voice suddenly worsened, "Fuck you, you think you have given in, you feel that you have been wronged, but Lao Tzu clearly tells you that Lao Tzu just looks at you unpleasantly, and he wants to drag you to die together, go to his mother's broadcast, go to his mother's rules, Lao Tzu will see that you are not pleasing to the eye and will pull you to accompany the funeral,
You bite me!"
After speaking, Su Bai picked up the lid of the coffin again and smashed it again against the already fragile tombstone in front of him.
The woman immediately let out a loud roar, and her figure appeared directly on Su Bai's side, and one hand slapped on the coffin lid in Su Bai's hand, and the coffin lid immediately flew out upside down and smashed heavily into the yellow spring.
forthwith
The woman's other hand grabbed Su Bai's neck, and the two of them quickly crashed into the rock wall on the opposite side.
Su Bai's back was close to the rock wall, and even the rock wall was sunken because of this, and the woman was still squeezing Su Bai into the rocks with all her strength, and at the same time, the woman's originally calm face finally appeared at this time with a touch of distortion caused by anger:
"Do you think you can scare me? Do you think it's the same in the real world, and it's not illegal to have a mental illness? Do you think I'm going to eat you?
I'll make you regret it. ”
The woman said these words, but in Su Bai's eyes, it was so ridiculous, if she really didn't care, if she really didn't believe it, then there was no need to let the calmness she had maintained since she came in be broken just now.
said he didn't care, but he actually cared.
"Come on...... Su Bai's body was constantly squeezed, it was very painful, but Su Bai still stared at the woman in front of him, and continued, "Come on, kill me, you kill me quickly, what is my identity, you won't know it, right?"
You killed me, killing me is much more culpable than blatantly stealing a few tombstones!"
For the first time, Su Bai had a sense of superiority as a civil servant.
The woman's strength is increasing, and Su Bai's pain is also increasing, but Su Bai still has a smile on his face.
"I might really get what I want............"
The woman was stunned before she could finish saying this, because she sensed that the power of Su Bai's soul and body was trembling and disordered,
This is
Is this going to blow itself up?
"Hurry up, don't be bibi, come on!" Su Bai roared almost with red eyes, "Lao Tzu is here to help you, I blew myself up, I will be forced to death by you, the guardian of the land of enlightenment, you are awesome, come on!!!!!!"