Wang Land's sentence of "astrology" is really unexpected.

It's like a wife you've been married to for 10 years who says she doesn't want children, and one night you tie her up and try to force her, only to suddenly tell you that she's actually a man.

The style of painting changes so fast!

"What, astrology can't be taught?"

After being stunned for a little longer, Wang Di turned around and asked.

"Yes, of course, it's just astrology, we're the best at it. ”

Shao Qi said busily.

"Hey, don't talk nonsense!"

Fu Jinglun frowned and said to Shao Qi with his mouth.

"Don't worry. ”

Shao Qi responded.

Astrology or something, she really doesn't understand, but she understands constellations, what is the difficulty of those constellations to fool a ravine who doesn't even know what the Internet is?

"That's good, that's good. Wang Di rubbed his hands and said, "Well, a few teachers, you see, can I ask you a question now." ”

"What's the problem?"

Fu Jinglun asked.

"That's the question, it's ······"

"King's Land!"

Wang Di was about to speak, but a shout suddenly sounded, and he saw two people riding bicycles in front of him.

These two people are a man and a woman, the male is long, about forty, with a flat head, and looks more capable, while the woman is younger, in her twenties, and has a freckleled face.

The shout just now was a male voice, obviously shouted by this tall middle-aged man.

"Wang Land, you have to go crazy, go back to your own house and go crazy, don't make jokes in front of distinguished guests, such an adult, what is it like to be out of tune all day long!"

The middle-aged man got off the bicycle and pointed at Wang Di is scolding.

"I'm sorry, teachers. The middle-aged man scolded Wang Di on the side, and the little girl with freckles came over and explained in a low voice, "This is Wang Jianguo, the head of our village, we are late, and the hospitality is not good, don't mind." ”

"He's the village chief, so what about this village chief?"

Fu Jinglun pointed to the king's land.

"Did he tell you he was the village chief?"

"Yes, he also said that he had prepared a place for us to stay and take us to rest. ”

"He really dares to say, what kind of village chief is he, he is an old madman, an old nervous disorder!" The freckled little girl glanced at Wang Di, who was arguing with the village chief, and a look of disgust swept in her eyes, "He's still an old pervert!"

It seems that this freckled sister should have been eaten tofu, otherwise she wouldn't be so resentful.

The previous village chief turned out to be a fake, and everyone jumped down from the ox cart and said a few words to the freckled little girl, and the real village chief Wang Jianguo also sent the fake village chief Wang Land away.

"A few teachers, Xiao Nan should have explained to you, I am Wang Jianguo, the village chief of Heishui Village, you can call me Lao Wang or Uncle Wang, just now this old gentleman, I made a joke with you, everyone doesn't have to worry about him. Wang Jianguo applauded and said, "On behalf of the whole village, I would like to say a word to you, welcome to Heishui Village!"

"Welcome to Blackwater Village!"

The freckled girls also applauded.

"This is called Xiao Nan, who is in charge of your daily life, you can just look for her if you have anything. ”

Wang Jianguo introduced Xiao Nan again.

"A few teachers, we're hungry, aren't you? We've prepared food and drinks, teachers, please!"

Wang Jianguo left the bicycle on the side of the road and led the way in front.

"Oh, one thing comes to mind. ”

Wang Jianguo patted his head and beckoned to Xiao Nan, Xiao Nan ran over, Wang Jianguo muttered and didn't know what to say, Xiao Nan ran away on a bicycle.

Wang Jianguo thought that his voice was small, and no one heard this whisper, but he didn't know that there was a bug-like existence behind him, and he heard his words clearly.

"I obviously only applied for two teachers, but five came at once, and there were not enough drinks and food, so go and let Aunt Zhao prepare again. ”

Lu Fan remained silent, but wrote down this plot in his heart.

"A few teachers, our Heishui Village is a little off, but fortunately, it is primitive, there is no electricity, there is no industry, the sky is blue, the water is clear, and even the air is fresh. Wang Jianguo took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and looked intoxicated, "It's really fresh, a few teachers also try it, take a big breath, you can't breathe this kind of fresh air in the city." ”

"Village Chief Wang, what happened to the Wang Land before?" Lu Fan didn't bother to cooperate with this childish approach, and asked, "His news is even better than you, the village chief. ”

"Hey, what a well-informed person, he's just a blind cat who meets a dead mouse, he likes to ride around the village in that broken car when he's fine, I didn't expect to run into you. ”

"I think he's quite normal, how can you say he's crazy?"

"That person, all day long, talking about the demon star birth catastrophe is coming these crazy words, isn't this pure nonsense, what age, gods and ghosts, no one believes it!"

Wang Jianguo's words made everyone prick up their ears, this kind of talk is nonsense for the villagers of Heishui Village, but for the participants of the live broadcast, it is tantamount to the most beautiful music, and this is what you hear!

"Village Chief Wang, that's the case, I've been working on a film recently, I think the material of Wang Land is pretty good, you tell me in detail, what kind of demon star catastrophe these. ”

Lu Fan said.

"yes, yes, tell us about it, we're interested. ”

Shao Qi also said.

"Well, since a few teachers are interested, I'll talk about it. Wang Jianguo hesitated for a moment, nodded and said, "Wang Land was not like this at the beginning, he was quite normal before, until a year ago, he had a dream, and he began to go crazy, saying everywhere that those demon stars came to life." ”

"What is this demon star?"

"It's a person, according to Wang Land, there is a demon star that has landed in the village and will cause disaster to the village. It's just that this demon star is disguised as a villager, so we don't know. Descending with the demon star, there are also eight-star generals, who were specially born to restrain the demon star. Unfortunately, the eight-star generals have also turned into villagers, and they don't know that they are star generals at all, so they must find the eight-star generals who have turned into villagers before the demon star makes trouble, wake them up, and get rid of the demon star, so that the village will be safe. That's why he wandered around the village all day long, in order to find the demon star and the eight-star general. ”

Speaking of which, the people have already understood the reason why the king wants to learn astrology.

"It's this kind of routine again, in movies and TV series, the kind of crazy people who don't believe in it, what they say is actually true. ”

"Speaking of which, you say, the demon anchor them, is it possible that they are demon stars or eight-star generals?"

"Definitely not, the old madman has been looking for the demon star for a year, but the demon anchor has only come to the village now. ”

"Not necessarily, if you look carefully at the village chief's words, he didn't say that the old madman said when the demon star would come. ”

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