217 Gu Fan's Red Dragon (Part II)

Listening to Honglong's explanation of the cause and effect, Gu Fan made his own decision: "Remember to send it a box of canned herring, which is considered a transfer fee for the right to use the portrait." Remember to tell it that if you dare to make another harassing phone call in the future, you will put it in a can of herring and bury it. ”

"Hahaha" The red dragon burst into a burst of crazy laughter: "Great, my subordinates will send it canned herring." ”

With the permission of the Invincible Dragon, the Red Dragon couldn't wait to run out.

How exactly does the red dragon complete the task he has released, Gu Fan is not clear, he has always given the two subordinates the greatest degree of freedom.

But on Monday, when Gu Fan went to inspect the company on a whim, as soon as he saw Wang Yang, he looked at Gu Fan with infinite admiration: "Gu Zong, that Wanwang Wang called each of us to apologize. ”

"When he apologized on the phone, it was so sincere that we were embarrassed to blame him. What method did Mr. Gu use to make him bow his head?"

It's nothing, I guess it's just a box of canned herring on its head.

Gu Fan smiled secretly in his heart: I guess the husky can't stand the attack of the canned herring, right? But the red dragon can actually make the other party bow his head and admit his mistake, which is really beyond my expectations. I'm going to go to the channel and ask Red Dragon to see the whole process of that guy subduing the husky.

"Actually, it's not a big deal," Red Dragon replied honestly on the channel, "I exchanged honey for the elf dust at the bottom of the box from Autumn Lily, and then strengthened the canned herring with an irrational booster." Lord Invincible Dragon can take a look at the appraisal instructions. ”

[Canned herring, level 2, enhancement +5, the scariest dark dish in Northern Europe.] 】

[Chaos Algorithm Review: This algorithm is looking forward to the moment when it opens the can. Ordinary canned herring makes people cry, and +5 canned herring should be so delicious that it makes people crazy, right?]

At the same time, inside the mountain gate of the Taiyin Sect, an indescribable stench seemed to still be in the air.

The husky guarding the door was wrapped in a blanket and lay at the door with a sigh of relief.

"Elder Wan, what's wrong with you?" Master Yi, who had finished the weekend, was smoked before he entered the mountain gate: "Could it be that you finally remembered your nature and ran to the septic tank to kick him?"

", you're going to dance in the septic tank. The husky spirit said: "The leaders of the Snowflake Brawl mobile game company are too unparticular about their work. I just made a few more calls to them. He secretly checked my location, and then came to me in the middle of the night to throw feces. ”

"If it was a normal feces splash, I would have put up with it, they actually splashed the feces of dysentery and diarrhea patients. There was still undigested fish in the dung, which I couldn't stand it. Tell me, how disgusting and obscene a company has to be to come up with such a damaging trick?"

Master Yi felt a dark refresh in his heart: "I told you to speak with virtue earlier, don't spray everywhere like a keyboard warrior all day long." Kicked to the iron plate this time? Uh-why are you wearing a blanket?"

"All the hair on my body was stained with a disgusting smell, and I couldn't wash it off, so I simply shaved it. King Wanwang sighed: "I am also the king of Wanwang, I didn't expect that one day I would fall to such a state." ”

"Why don't you wait for your hair to grow up in the future, and then harass them with a different IP address?" Master Yi said with kindness.

The husky shook his head in frustration: "It's late, I can't stand the smell, so I have already apologized to others and bowed my head to admit defeat." As a king, you should have the bearing of a king. Even if someone makes Huajiang dog meat or is invited to the Lychee Dog Meat Festival, I don't want to taste like that again. ”

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After learning the truth of the matter, Gu Fan became very interested in the irrational reinforcer designed by his father: "Use the reinforcer to strengthen the canned herring?

Gu Fan was no longer interested in listening to the audience's work report, and his eyes lit up to stop Wang Yang, who was gushing: "You have done a good job, and today's meeting is over." I just had a great idea in mind, and now I'm going home to test it. ”

Wang Yang had no choice but to smile apologetically, and he put away the folder on the table: "Everyone disperses." ”

Because the mobile game of Snowflake Brawl has withstood the test of the market, everyone has almost blind confidence in Gu Fan's ideas and plans. In private, the company's employees can't help but pick up their mobile phones and play two games of their own.

Even Wang Yang, who repeatedly warned himself to restrain himself, couldn't help but rush a few thousand yuan.

To be sure, Wang Yang is very optimistic about the company's prospects. His only concern is that the company has too few flagship products. If you only have one product, it won't last long.

Now that Gu Fan said that he had a new idea, everyone immediately lifted their spirits.

It's just that everyone didn't think of the new idea that Gu Fan said at all, and it has nothing to do with the game at all.

Driving all the way back to the castle from the company, Gu Fan shouted loudly as soon as he entered the door: "Eshina, Autumn Lily, where are you? Hurry up and come and do me a favor." ”

"What do you have to say, Lord Lord?" the green dragon girl who was learning Ge You's paralysis under the World Tree raised her head, and she yawned, "If you want to eat, I'm afraid you'll have to wait a little longer." Breakfast time has passed, and there are still two hours left before the lunch time. ”

"Where is the autumn lily?" Gu Fan looked around, his gaze fell on the stainless steel brine bucket in the courtyard again, and the stainless steel cauldron was steaming slightly outside at this time.

Gu Fan knocked on the steel bucket: "Autumn Lily, you started soaking in the hot spring early in the morning?"

"I'm not in it. The flower fairy flew out of the dense branches of the World Tree, and she flew around the steel bucket: "The water hasn't boiled yet, and if you go down and soak it now, you'll freeze me." Is there anything your lord looking for us?"

The water temperature of 83 degrees Celsius is almost enough to make a white chopped chicken, and this temperature will actually freeze you?

Well, I remember, what you like is a boiling hot spring.

Facing the four curious glances, Gu Fan coughed dryly: "Can you make the seven flowers on the elf vine bloom quickly? Autumn lily alone is not enough to produce at all. ”

The irrational reinforcer was designed based on SchrΓΆdinger's theory. Theoretically, it can strengthen any kind of item, giving the enhanced item several times more properties than it originally did (in fact, it is to get the best one in the parallel world). οΌ‰

For example, Gu Fan can make a new set of strengtheners, and then throw each component assembly into the strengthener for strengthening. If you add all the parts of the strengthening machine to five, and then assemble them, you will have an irrational strengthener that adds five?

Yes, that sounds like a good idea.

The only obstacle that prevented this great design from becoming a reality was that Gu Fan did not have enough elf dust at hand.

Therefore, maximizing the number of flower elves has become Gu Fan's most urgent need at present.

"It's not impossible for me to wake up my sleeping sisters in advance. The flower elf circled around Gu Fan, and she suspended in front of Gu Fan: "But the lord wants to promise me one condition." ”

"No problem, you say, I promise everything I can do. Gu Fan agreed without thinking.

"I wanted a super-large, fully automated sauna aromatherapy steam room, a high-tech sunbathing room. "Autumn lily made her own request.

Fully automatic sauna aromatherapy steam house? High-tech sunbathing room?

After so many days of communication and familiarity, Gu Fan was very sure of one thing: that is, what Qiu Lily asked for was absolutely different from the literal meaning.

"Ahina, you can translate for me. He couldn't help but look at Ekhina, who was the only one who could understand the flower elf's true request.

"That's right," said the green dragon girl lazily, "Autumn Lily wants you to buy her a temperature-controlled steam box and an electric oven for cooking." It is best to use a model with a five-star hotel kitchen. ”